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25 Jan 15:21

Observation

by Greg Ross
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Image: Wikimedia Commons

“There is nothing at McDonald’s that makes it necessary to have teeth.” — Harvard nutritionist Jean Mayer, Time, 1973

16 Jan 18:15

Hamberders

by Rob Beschizza

Here's a White House photo of Donald Trump with 1000 hamburgers—or "hamberders", as he put it this morning— in the State Dining Room of the White House. God bless America!

11 Jan 15:35

Not So Fast

11 Jan 13:13

New York will blow up the Tappan Zee Bridge on Saturday

by Gina Loukareas
Christopher.kantos

I would watch.

The Tappan Zee will meet its maker on Saturday as New York state contractors plan to blow up what's left of the 63-year-old bridge. Replaced by the Governor Mario M. Cuomo Bridge in 2017, the iconic Tappan Zee will be loaded up with explosives and sent to a watery grave in the Hudson River. The steel will be recovered by a marine salvage team. Restaurants and businesses in the area are planning watch parties for Saturday morning, including the “Dim-Sum-struction of the Tappan Zee Bridge," and "The Big Bang Brunch." Several New York news outlets plan to carry the detonation live.

Lyndhurst, local restaurants host Tappan Zee Bridge farewell, specials on Saturday (lohud.com)
(Photo: Brett Weinstein/Wikimedia Commons)

27 Dec 16:48

The Kardashian apps are dead

by Kirsten Korosec
Christopher.kantos

I came to work.

In this app-laden world, there is now a void. One so large, it will be difficult to fill. Perhaps, the Kardashians will reconsider.

The Kardashian sisters, specifically Kim Kardashian West, Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are shutting down their apps in 2019. Kendall Jenner stopped updating her app and website last year. The apps and accompanying websites were provided through Whalerock Industries.

“We’ve had an incredible experience connecting with all of you thorough our apps these past few years but have made the difficult decision to no longer continue updating in 2019. We truly hope you’ve enjoyed this journey as much as we have, and we look forward to what’s ahead,” the statement from Kim Kardashian West said. Kourtney Kardashian issued a similar statement, adding a note to subscribers to follow her on Instagram.

kim kardashian app statement

It was a wild run for the Kardashian apps, at least in the beginning.

Kim Kardashian West made her debut in the iTunes App Store with “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” game, which may have grossed the star and development partner $200 million in annual revenue, according to some reports at the time.

In 2015, the whole family got involved. Kim Kardashian West, Khloé Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner launched their own subscription apps in September 2015 — all of which shot up into the App Store’s top charts.

The apps, which charge customers $2.99 per month for a peek inside their lives, seemed poised to generate millions in annual gross revenue if growth rates and retention numbers could be sustained.

It appears that by 2018, the apps started tanking, and badly. According to App Annie, the apps don’t even make the overall ranking, which means they’re somewhere lower than #1,500.

Kim Kardashian app annie stat

If only there was another way to a follow their lives.

21 Dec 20:30

Man who invented Keurig K-Cups regrets it

by Rob Beschizza
Christopher.kantos

This is great. (Keurig is decidedly not)

John Sylvan, the Keurig engineer who invented the K-Cup pod coffee system in the 1990s, regrets his mistake. It was intended for the corporate service market and the idea that people have these things in their homes leaves him "absolutely mystified."

He says he doesn't begrudge the company for its success, or for wanting to make money, but he does question consumers' slavish devotion to the things. The company's latest product, the Keurig 2.0, which allows users to use pods to make larger cups and pots of coffee, is a great example of that.

"I stopped when I was walking in the grocery store aisle and I said, 'What is that?'" Sylvan recalls. "I picked it up and looked at it and said, 'You have to be kidding me.' Now they want you to make a pot of coffee with a Keurig machine."

I switched to a Nespresso Essenza Mini [Amazon] a while back and it tastes much better. You can send in your pods to be recycled by Nespresso. It's "espresso", mind you, not "coffee". If you want coffee, just get an Aeropress, for Christ's sake.

Previously: The worst K-Cup coffee

21 Dec 09:44

Enjoying the melancholy undercurrent of Charlie Brown television specials

by Richard Kaufman
Christopher.kantos

I honestly think that Charles Shultz, through a cartoon helped shape how I viewed caring about people and things with this one single episode. I still think back to the Charlie Brown tree and the line 'this one looks like it needs a home' and how profoundly that has stuck with me throughout my life.

Presently hovering between Halloween and Christmas, after watching It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown and on the way to A Charlie Brown Christmas. I was seven years old when Charlie Brown’s sad tree was first shown on TV in 1965 — the same year my parents divorced. Oddly, or perhaps not so oddly, my memory of that period has vanished.

I do recall watching Abbott and Costello in Jack and the Beanstalk one evening, and then being told after it ended that they were getting divorced. No recollection of anything after that for at least a year. Perhaps more.

But, despite the neuron wipe, these two cartoons have remained firmly rooted in memory. They are a comfortable pillow, a respite (at this point in life) from late middle age and an instant connection to simple happiness.

Everyone watches Great Pumpkin and Charlie Brown Christmas. And everyone loves them. It’s not just the happiness they bring, but the melancholy undercurrent that invites remembrance. Every one of us can relate in some way to one of the animated children in those shows. Or to Snoopy. And he’s a dog.

Something I recently read, the source of which has been forgotten only days later, put me on the track of other Peanuts TV shows from the 1960s. What? What? (Channeling Linus now.) Yes, my animated Peanuts began and ended with Pumpkin and Christmas (though I had been reading the comic strip since I could, well, read). There has been an enormous gaping hole in my existence — there were four more Peanuts specials on TV in the 1960s that I never saw.

Rats!

And then …

… thank you Jesus and home video!

Way back in 2009, when some sense of sanity still was evident in the world, a two-DVD set of all six Peanuts TV specials from the 1960s was put on the market. When was someone going to tell me? It only took nine years. And now I channel Snoopy, dancing.

There is a generous and wonderful review of the DVD set containing the six TV specials on Collider.

So many heady concepts had finally worked their way into mainstream American culture when Charles Schulz hit his stride with the Peanuts comic strip. Introspection was growing, and psychotherapy along with it. A questioning of the meaning of existence began to permeate a post WWII, post-McCarthy climate, and a simmering distrust of consumerism was also on the back burner. Comedy, as is well known, comes from pain, and there are few more striking ways to depict adult inner turmoil than through the glib, deadpan worldview of elementary school children. Schulz clearly had adults in mind when he wrote his strip, and his challenge with the cartoon TV specials was to tap into that laughable grown-up insecurity while still painting a canvas that kids would want to watch.

Who says you can’t buy happiness? It’s only 20 bucks on Amazon. You can thank me later.

You get A Charlie Brown Christmas; It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown; Charlie Brown's All-Stars; You're in Love, Charlie Brown; He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown; It Was a Short Summer.

Most important (at least for me) is that almost all feature the original voice cast except for one (and even that has the original voice actor for Charlie Brown). The vocal memories, including the music, are so deeply embedded in my mind that even the tiniest difference sticks out.

Our cast …

Charlie Brown: Peter Robbins (1963–1969)
Linus: Christopher Shea (1965–1968)
Lucy: Tracy Stratford (1965); Sally Dreyer (1966-1968)
Sally: Kathy Steinberg (1963–1968)

Puncturing my happiness bubble for an instant is the fact that, upon looking up Peter Robbins on Wikipedia, I’ve discovered that he’s now incarcerated. Good grief, Charlie Brown!

Postscript: Wielding Google like the weapon it is, I have found the piece which eluded me earlier, on New York magazine’s website Vulture in which they run down every Peanuts special from worst to best. And we end where we began. At least I do.

04 Dec 20:14

70 per cent of UK gig-goers are irritated by phones on the dancefloor, study finds

Christopher.kantos

I was at a show a few weeks ago and a person in front of me livestreamed and was chatting the entire show to a facebook group. I was in awe at the dedication.

Are mobile phones ruining the clubbing experience?

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29 Nov 01:35

A Friend Asked Me to Pay $50 for Thanksgiving Dinner. Is That Weird? — Ask Marge

by Marge Perry
Christopher.kantos

not clicking through. yes.

We asked Marge to tackle one of Kitchn's most divisive questions we've ever received: Is it OK to ask your friend for money for Thanksgiving?

Dear Marge,

A friend just invited me to his home for Thanksgiving dinner — and asked me to pay $50 upfront. I understand that hosting can be expensive, and I wouldn't mind being asked to bring a dish, but asking guests for cash seems incredibly rude. Am I crazy to be a bit miffed? Has anyone else experienced this? If so, how do you handle it?

Should I tell my friend that this is not the norm?

Pay to Play

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23 Nov 16:30

Indian Cuisine for People Who Love Spices

Christopher.kantos

What is the Indian cuisine for people who dislike spices?

At Adda Indian Canteen in Long Island City, Queens, home-style recipes and street snacks are prepared emphatically.
23 Nov 15:27

Massachusetts mayor first in line to legally buy recreational weed

by David Pescovitz

Today, Massachusetts' retail marijuana shops opened for business, and Northampton, Mass mayor David Narkewicz was first in line. Massachusetts is the first state east of the Mississippi to approve recreational marijuana. From CBS News:

When asked whether the purchase is simply ceremonial or it will be consumed, Narkewicz said, "I am actually going to probably preserve it and display it…because it is historically significant."

"There has been marijuana use going on in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts for a long, long time. What's changing is it's now being regulated. It's now being tested. It's now being strictly monitored. That's really the major change that's happening," Narkewizc said.

16 Nov 16:35

Exchange unwanted Halloween candy for Reese's with this vending machine

by Rusty Blazenhoff
Christopher.kantos

incredible

I can't help but love the "Reese's Halloween Candy Converter." It's a vending machine where some fortunate trick-or-treaters can feed their unwanted Halloween candy (cough *Good & Plenty*) to get a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in exchange. Now that's a clever marketing stunt!

There's only one machine though and it's in New York City:

Reese’s lovers can make an exchange from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. outside Washington Square Park on 5th Avenue between Washington Square North and East 8th Street in New York City on Halloween.

Delish reports that the machine will make 10,000 candy exchanges.

13 Nov 18:07

Where did this rare Mandarin duck in New York City's Central Park come from?

by David Pescovitz
Christopher.kantos

let's go see the duck.

A rare and beautiful Mandarin duck, native to East Asia, has turned up in New York City's Central Park. The bird spends most of its time entertaining curious on-lookers in a pond near 59th Street and Fifth Avenue. City official plan to leave the duck alone so long as it's safe. From CBS News:

(Bird enthusiast Dave) Barrett said he's checked with every zoo in the city and none are missing a duck. It leads the bird-watching community to believe it was a domestic pet, which is illegal in New York City.

"It might have got away or someone might have got tired of it and dumped it," Barrett said.

It also may have flown to Manhattan from a neighboring town.

08 Nov 12:05

Soothing photos of donkeys who haul lambs in pouches

by Mark Frauenfelder
Christopher.kantos

where can i get a donkey nanny.

Many thanks to New James+, who shared his recent joyful discovery on twitter: "Today I learnt about donkey nannies, which are donkeys that are used to transport newborn lambs from high pastures to the plains when the lambs can't make that trip themselves. They're taken out after the day's journey for food and nuzzling with their mothers."

Check out more photos of trans-species love here.

Image: Shutterstock/Adriano Frisanco

02 Nov 19:42

Bank of England Wants a Scientist on £50 Banknote

by Ryan F. Mandelbaum

The Bank of England has announced it would like to feature a scientist on the new £50 banknote. So, whom should they pick?

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01 Nov 08:56

It’s Getting Dark This Halloween

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Halloween is the one holiday that’s best celebrated in the dark. Which is why The Old Reader is excited to be able to introduce the all-new Dark Mode. It’s time to embrace the dark side of reading on the web.

Okay, Dark Mode really has nothing to do with Halloween, but this seems like the perfect time to introduce it to everyone. It is all about readability, reducing eye strain, and making your experience using The Old Reader better.

Dark Mode was one of the most commonly requested features we’ve had from our users and there is even a user-created plugin that does a similar thing. With this new, built-in feature, all you have to do to use it is hit the “d” key while using The Old Reader, and voilà, you’re in Dark Mode.

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Dark Mode is just one small way we want to keep The Old Reader moving forward. Give it a try, we think you’ll really like it. Thanks again for all the great feedback and happy darkmoding!

31 Oct 19:41

Psst. Fast Food Secret Menus Are Rare Spots of Fun in Assembly-Line Dining

by Jason Kottke
Christopher.kantos

Shared because wow that Shopsins menu.

For Literary Hub, Alison Pearlman writes about how secret menus at fast food joints like In-N-Out (4x4, animal style) and McDonald’s (a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger with a McChicken sandwich crammed into it) are an attempt by customers to push back against corporate standardization.

As you might guess, chain restaurants with units in the many hundreds or thousands lean toward standardization. The larger the chain, the more it regulates everything from menus to service, which creates the public perception of a homogenous and regimented operation.

This is the strongest at limited-service chains because every segment of the company-designed encounter between patron and server is at its most rote. Regulars are supposed to be addressed the same way as first-timers. Managers don’t encourage servers to recall a repeat customer’s favorite dish or how much ice she likes in her tea. That would only slow operations down-the kiss of death for a high-volume operation. If a server does become familiar with a repeat customer, that relationship could lead to special treatment, such as extra generous provisions of fries or special sauce, but interactions like these stray from the company line.

The piece is excerpted from Pearlman’s new book on the design of restaurant menus, May We Suggest: Restaurant Menus and the Art of Persuasion, which sounds fascinating. As a former designer who still very much thinks like one, almost every time I interact with a restaurant menu, I’m looking at how it’s arranged and designed. I think often of William Poundstone’s analysis of Balthazar’s menu.

2. The price anchor. Menu consultants use this prime space for high-profit items, and price “anchors”, in this case the Le Balthazar seafood plate, for $115 (£70). By putting high-profit items next to the extremely expensive anchor, they seem cheap by comparison. So, the triple-figure price here is probably to induce customers to go for the $70 (£43) Le Grand plate to the left of it, or the more modest seafood orders below it.)

And of course, there’s the 11-page menu from Shopsin’s circa-2004 that defies all rational analysis, a “tour de force of outsider information design”.

Tags: Alison Pearlman   Balthazar   books   design   food   May We Suggest   restaurants   Shopsins   William Poundstone
30 Oct 19:09

Chow Yun-fat lives so modestly, he can give away $700M+ when he passes away

by Seamus Bellamy
Christopher.kantos

Since feel good stories are few and far between these days. Impressive!

Indicating in your will that you want to leave some money to a charity that reflects the values you were passionate about is a fine gesture.

Living a life of frugality so that you can leave a ridiculous amount of money to charity once you're gone: that's next level philanthropy.

Chow Yun-fat, the bad ass star of such films as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Hard Boiled is very into this latter, hardcore-level of giving. Despite the wealth that his career in film has brought him, the 63-year old icon has spent years in Hong Kong, one of the world's most expensive cities, enjoying a simple life on around $100 U.S. dollars per month. Thanks to this monk-like level of frugality, it's estimated that when he passes, Chow will be leaving behind close to $714 million to charity.

From Shanghaist:

Chow’s wife, Jasmine Tan, says that her husband manages to live so frugally in one of the world’s most expensive cities by frequenting street food stalls and rarely buying new things, according to an Oriental Daily report from last week. For example, for 17 years, Chow stuck with his trusty Nokia flip phone, only recently purchasing a new smartphone when his old device finally stopped working.

The 63-year-old Chow is often seen riding public transportation where he rocks a simple wardrobe — a shirt costing him 98 yuan ($14) and sandals costing another 15 yuan ($2). When asked why he likes to shop at discount shops despite his tremendous net worth, Chow replies, “I don’t wear clothes for other people. I just wear whatever I find comfortable.”

I don't know about you, but I find it very encouraging, given our current social and economic climate, that not every crazy-rich soul in the world is a self-serving lunatic.

Image: by Sliceof - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link

30 Oct 19:06

France Dispatch: At World’s Largest Food Market, a Sip of Wine After a Night of Butchery

by LIZ ALDERMAN
Christopher.kantos

TIL there is a food market bigger than Monaco. huh.

Rungis, a wholesale food market bigger than Monaco, is beloved in culinary circles, but this “working-class place” is unknown to most visitors to Paris.
30 Oct 19:04

Fruit Cocktail

by Greg Ross
https://www.quora.com/How-do-you-find-the-positive-integer-solutions-to-frac-x-y+z-+-frac-y-z+x-+-frac-z-x+y-4/answer/Alon-Amit/comment/36734352?share=6f36ef63&srid=CPO#

Image: Sridhar Ramesh

This innocent-looking poser has been floating around social media. Trial and error might lead you to the solution (-1,4,11) — that’s not quite valid, as one of the values is negative, but it’s simple enough to be encouraging. Right?

It turns out that the problem is stupendously hard — solving it requires transforming the equation into an elliptic curve, and the smallest positive whole values that work are 80 digits long!

Scottish mathematician Allan MacLeod introduced the problem in 2014, and it found its way onto the web in this Reddit thread. Alon Amit runs through a solution here, but it’s very steep. He writes, “Roughly 99.999995% of the people don’t stand a chance at solving it, and that includes a good number of mathematicians at leading universities who just don’t happen to be number theorists. It is solvable, yes, but it’s really, genuinely hard.”

(Thanks, Chris.)

30 Oct 16:46

Kanye West has designed an anti-Democratic party clothing range

Christopher.kantos

what the hell.

The rapper is trying to make ‘Blexit’ happen

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23 Oct 17:32

The Cloud Appreciation Society takes a field trip

by Chrysanthe Tenentes
Christopher.kantos

who wants to go to wales to appreciate some clouds with me?

Well, this sounds dreamy. The Cloud Appreciation Society (exactly what it sounds like) is hosting a gathering on the island of Lundy next spring. There are still slots available for campers.


The tiny island in the Bristol Channel off Wales, named for the Norse word for “puffin,” has a pub, a church, three lighthouses, and craggy waterfront. It sounds pretty idyllic:

In Lundy, the sea is rarely out of sight, and the views are always breathtaking. There will be plenty of time to explore the wild stretches of grassland and heath which give way to natural ponds, steep cliffs and rocky beaches. The granite crags of this dramatic landscape is the perfect frame to the drama of its skies.

The Isle of Lundy’s topography, sparse population (28 as of 2007!), and mention of puffins reminds me of Far Afield, Susana Kaysen’s witty meditation on the Faroe Islands that I read last month. Her opening chapter in the Reykjavik airport is one of the best travel scenes I’ve read in ages.

Tags: clouds
18 Oct 16:05

Teen Baked Her Grandpa's Ashes Into Sugar Cookies, Fed Them To Peers

by Giri Nathan on The Concourse, shared by Giri Nathan to Deadspin
Christopher.kantos

"Knox said it wasn’t even the first time that student had offered him her grandpa’s ashes."

“Some students knew beforehand and still consumed the cookies,” Doroshov said.

Asked if the allegation seems credible, Doroshov gave a long sigh.

“Yeah.”

what the hell??

Andy Knox, a student at Da Vinci Charter Academy in California, told KRCA-TV how he came across the dead grandpa cookies. “Two weeks ago, I was just about to go into my sixth-period class, environmental science, and a girl who was also in the class stopped me and asked me if I wanted a cookie. And I knew her, so I…

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18 Oct 15:50

Ellen DeGeneres, Drunk With Power, Tries To Set Up Naomi Osaka With Michael B. Jordan

by Giri Nathan
Christopher.kantos

Ellen can never have too much power.

Life came fast at Naomi Osaka. After she skipped the hype machine of the junior circuit, went pro, and won some local fame in Japan, Osaka won her first professional title of any kind at Indian Wells this year, and her second at (sheesh) the U.S. Open. Within days of hoisting that second trophy, she found herself on

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18 Oct 07:57

Iranian Official: Women Will Not Be Allowed Into Soccer Stadiums Again Because "Half-Naked" Athletes Will Make Them Too Horny

by Billy Haisley
Christopher.kantos

On a not serious note they probably shouldn't let anyone into soccer matches for this reason, on a serious note, this is sad, is Iran a country where this generation will eventually die off or will this continue with the next generation as well?

Yesterday, Iran put together a cheap little PR stunt in order to pretend the government cares about its wildly retrograde prohibition against women attending live soccer matches by allowing a handpicked selection of ladies to enter Azadi Stadium to watch a friendly match between Iran and Bolivia. However, Iranian…

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17 Oct 08:23

Why are moths drawn to lamps?

by David Pescovitz
Christopher.kantos

Interesting! Also, evolve already stupid moths!

According to the explanation of the phrase "like a moth to the flame" at The Phrase Finder, "the word moth was used the the 17th century to mean someone who was apt to be tempted by something that would lead to their downfall." But why do moths have this fatal attraction anyway? National Geographic explains in the above video:

The theory is that these primarily nocturnal insects have evolved to travel by the light of the moon and stars. This way of travel is called transverse orientation. An easy way to think about transverse orientation is to imagine a sailor travelling in the direction of the North Star. In theory, moths similarly follow the light source at a precise position and a precise angle to their bodies. This is how moths would navigate for millions of years … by the light of the moon. What moth evolution couldn’t account for was the proliferation of constant electric light in our modern world. When Thomas Edison patented the lightbulb on January 27, 1880 it was a bad day in moth history. These lightbulbs began to act as artificial moons, confusing moths and overwhelming their senses. Since moths are accustomed to orienting to distant light sources, they can be easily disoriented when a closer light source, like a porch lamp, comes into view.

10 Oct 20:02

Why you should never return lost property in person

by Rob Beschizza
Christopher.kantos

this is insanity.

A man who returned a lost cellphone was charged with theft by cops. The rationale: because he took it home first rather than instantly handing it in, he had stolen it. They got him because he returned it, in person, a day later, providing his name, just like criminals do.

Two weeks ago, Conkling went to the Subway near 135th Street and Metcalf Avenue to get a sandwich during his lunch break. As he got out of the car, he told 41 Action News he found a cracked iPhone lying on the ground.

"It was beat up and destroyed," he said. "I didn’t think it would work. I thought I would take a look at it when I got off work to see who it belonged to." ...

There is no law requiring a person to return a found item within a certain amount of time. However, Overland Park police told 41 Action News Conkling should have brought it into the Subway immediately after finding the phone.

The problem with turning in lost property is that it's not only talking to the cops, you're bringing them evidence against you.

Just find out who it belongs to and get it back to them anonymously. Or maybe just throw their $1000 anxiety box in a trashcan and not have to deal with any of this nonsense at all.

02 Oct 19:21

Cocktails the Lazy Way, at the End of the Day

by ROSIE SCHAAP
Christopher.kantos

before I click through I should share because this looks like spritz content correct?

You don’t need a lot of ingredients or equipment to whip up a sophisticated antidote to a hard day’s work.
26 Sep 05:04

Scientists Gave MDMA to Octopuses—and What Happened Was Profound

by Ryan F. Mandelbaum on Gizmodo, shared by Barry Petchesky to Deadspin
Christopher.kantos

"But yes, the octopuses acted like they took ecstasy."

When humans take the drug MDMA, versions of which are known as molly or ecstasy, they commonly feel very happy, extraverted, and particularly interested in physical touch. A group of scientists recently wondered whether this drug might have a similar effect on other species—specifically, octopuses, which are seemingly…

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06 Sep 21:06

U.S. Open Fan Who Dunked Chicken Tender Into Soda: "People Are Telling Me I Should Go To Jail"

by Samer Kalaf
Christopher.kantos

this is hilarious. "oh noooooooooo"

The most repulsive thing at the U.S. Open this weekend wasn’t John Millman’s shirt or Tennys Sandgren’s personality, but this chicken tender dipped into a soda by a woman in the stands. Fox 5 found Alexa Greenfield, the bold flavor revolutionary (or gross weirdo, depending on your worldview) and got an explanation.

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