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28 Jan 06:11

I Didn’t Do It

by Not That Mike The Other Mike

Whatever it was, I didn’t do it. Or that other thing, either. Those bite marks on your sneakers? Those were, um, raccoons. The trash all over the lawn? Aliens. Big green ones. That mysterious activity in your charge account? I’m gonna go with North Korea. Or maybe Anonymous — man, those guys are good.

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“How can this Tuxedo Pitbull Puppy not make you smile?” asks Adam Rifkin.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pups
28 Jan 06:11

The C.O. Guide to Boudoir Photography

by Not That Mike The Other Mike

When done well, boudoir photography creates a special souvenir for a lady to share with her loved one, and cherish herself as she slowly withers and ages. Let’s look at examples of correct and incorrect posing techniques:

Correct: This pose is refined, demure, capturing the subject in a tender moment of relaxation. The coquettish expression conveys a hint of sly mischief: How dare you linger in a lady’s private chambers? it seems to say.

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Incorrect: Overly revealing poses are to be avoided, as they may result in later embarrassment to the subject, angry unannounced visits from husbands and boyfriends, and in some jurisdictions, legal action requiring a hasty relocation to Europe.

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Sender-inner Laurie D. says “Godiva the greyhound was feeling the winter chill so she got a coat which she thought was very weird at first, and then she LOVED it! Snuggly coats for the win!”


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pups
28 Jan 06:07

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen Puck?”

by Brinke

FullSizeRender“I know he needs to go outside but since it’s been so cold out, he’s not really happy about that. Did you check the bedroom?”

(It’s cold here in Arkansas. Our 12 week old ResQte pup, Puck the Boxer, found a way to stay warm under the covers and still be able to breathe!” -Liz M.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Hey Honey, puppeh, ResQte
28 Jan 06:07

Night Night There, Humphrey

by Brinke

Humphrey just…can’t…hang…anymore. It’s OK, little man- it’s late! Time to shut ‘er down. We’re back Thursday morning with more of The QTE, including Throwback Thursday, the C.O. Cat Café World Tour‘s final Kyoto stop, ResQte Of The Week, and more! (Like….HERMIT CRABS??)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Foldabuhl, puppeh
28 Jan 06:06

ResQte Of The Week: Lucy

by Brinke

IFFantastic ResQte Of The Week photos for ya today, straight from Florida, USA! “I wanted to send you some photos of my sweet kitty Lucy,” begins Leigh N.’s email.

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“She was a ResQte cat we brought home four years ago.”

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“She is such a camera ham and loves all the attention!”

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“Photos were taken by her human and more photos of her (and her brother) can be seen here.”

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“Thank you for such a Cute website that always puts a smile on my face!”


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: ResQte Of The Week
28 Jan 06:00

ResQte Of The Week III: Furrtographer Faves

by Brinke

Nicolette_A365220_JN_02-XLThe Furrtographer’s been busy! Most of these guys are available now (except for Nicolette above and Rudolph, the #2 photo- the hovers have their names) at the San Francisco Animal Care & Control.

As always, though you probably don’t live nearby, maybe you know someone who does!

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: ear floof, Furrtographer, ResQte Of The Week
28 Jan 02:40

“The Perfect Little Cinnamon Bun”

by Brinke

Frankie bun2That name works for us! Tell us about this photo, Molly M. “Here’s Frankie. He always likes to find the softest place available. In this case, it was a round pillow, so he made himself perfectly round to fit on it. He is a perfect little cinnamon bun!”

That’s a wrap for C.O. tonight- back tomorrow with great stuff like Flashback Friday..TGIF..Vinny The Wandering Wombat…and…KOALAS!!!

P.S. And maybe even Stoats. Totally possible. Wouldn’t bet against it.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: puppeh
28 Jan 02:39

Someone Knitted Crocheted Little Santa Suits?

by Brinke

kamakura_knitted_birds_0945So, on this street, there are some sidewalk barriers or guardrails or..whatever. And they make little birds to go on top of them. Nice little whimsical touch, right? Then someone decides to MAKE LITTLE SANTA CLAUS SUITS FOR ‘EM. Yes, it’s Japan. Again.

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“One of my other favorite blogs has posted some amazing cuteness which you just have to see,” says Cuteporter pk1154.

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“Not only do the Japanese make barricades that come with little sculptured birds, but someone was thoughtful enough to make them wee knit caps and cloaks for winter!”


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: The Big J, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
28 Jan 02:28

NEW Maru: “Maru Intercepts The Box.”

by Brinke

What that basically means is, Hana is in the box. BUT. Maru wants the box. And of course, The Circle has seniority. Is he about to pull rank? Who’s gonna give in? Let’s find out!


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Maru and Hana, The Big J
28 Jan 01:38

Send Us Your Snow Photos!

by Brinke

Are you and your pet smack in the middle of The Blizzard of 2015? If you happen to venture outside and have some pix (Or if you’re hunkered down by the fire, inside) we’d love to see ‘em! (Stay safe, tho!)

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(Reese The Doxie) from Kathy S.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Doxie ACTION, stubbular, The White Death is upon us
28 Jan 00:40

#Snowmageddon 2015, Vol. II

by Brinke

2015_01-18_FSNY_Darbster_left_Collin_right_DSC_0214_CREDIT_Farm_SanctuaryEarlier today we presented #Snowmageddon 2015, Vol. I- and now we roll out Vol II, c/o Meredith T. at Farm Sanctuary in upstate NY. (If you have some snow related pet photos, you know where to send ‘em!) Critter names in the hovers, and all photos are by Farm Sanctuary. (Darbster & Collin, above.) And to all of the C.O. Peeps in the New England area- it’s a rough one out there theyah- we hope you and your animuhls stay safe!

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: It would be too many tags, The White Death is upon us
27 Jan 21:16

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26 Jan 21:06

BUCKET LIST: find the most-respected nutritionist and force them to go on record about which food group blows the hardest

Leahgates

SHOW ME ON THE COLOR WHEEL WHAT I CAN EAT

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January 23rd, 2015: I have spent a lot of time thinking over this "green vs white" debate and I believe white gives you more access to vegetables AND grains, but green does open up quite a bit if you allow the use of (nutritional??) food colouring.

– Ryan

26 Jan 15:01

Now This Is One Grape Video!

by Brinke

Check out Bebeh Beaver Hazel, doing her best Teddy Bear Nomming impression! (No sounds from Hazel, though.) And we thank the many Cuteporters who sent this in!


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Blorp, leave it to beavers, nomming
26 Jan 05:13

I’m Gonna Bug Ya ‘Til You Play With Me

by Brinke
Leahgates

Reluctantly Pals

You’re a big huge fluffy Dog Mop, and this Knucklehead Nigerian Dwarf Goat named Peppa Lass keeps messing with you. What do you do? Why, you just sit there and take it, of course. You have no choice- Nigerian Dwarf Goats rule the world- we’re all just renting space on it.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: bebeh goatsters, BFFs, BIG HUGE PUPPEHs, Impending D--oh never mind, Whackadoodle Eyes
26 Jan 04:18

You Gotta Watch Out For Water Bottles, Pal!

by Brinke
Leahgates

he hate it

If you turn your back on ‘em–even for ONE SECOND–you’ll be in big trouble! (*Please note the Chubbular Little Morsel-Bite-Sized Paws, perfect for Nomming!)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Bulldoggersons, Impending D--oh never mind, Morsel-Bite-Sized Paws
24 Jan 05:33

Hank Wins “Dog Of The Year” Award

by Brinke

Remember Hank The Ballpark Pup? The little guy who wandered off the streets of Phoenix last spring and into the Milwaukee Brewers training camp? He’s had a huge year, and it’s gotten even bigger.

Hank has just been chosen as [*Note: Warning: Paris Hilton is in this link’s clip-Ed.]Dog Of The Year” at the “World Dog Awards” (who knew there was such a thing?)

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Here’s Hank accepting his, er, “Golden Hydrant Award,” last night.

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*Screengrab from SI.com, and Hank solo photo from Yahoo! News. Thanks to Phil T.
Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Hank
23 Jan 16:12

Majestic

by Brinke
Leahgates

NO WHY ISN'T IT ME

Watch as a paddle boarder gets THIS close to flat-out the largest and most graceful animal in the world.

(Boing! Boing!!!!!!)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: admiral there be whales
23 Jan 16:11

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait

by Andrew Bleiman

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Zoo Zurich has eagerly waited 18 years to be able to announce the birth of a new East African Black Rhino. After years of failed breeding attempts, the zoo has been closely monitoring the recent pregnancy of one of their females. Finally, on December 28th, 14-year-old mother, ‘Samira’, and 15-year-old father, ‘Jeremy’, welcomed a healthy, feisty rhino girl, named ‘Olmoti’!

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When fully grown, Olmoti could grow to 12 feet long and five feet high at the shoulder, and she could weigh up to 3,000 pounds.

Eastern Black Rhinos, in the wild, inhabit transitional zones between grasslands and forests, generally in thick thorn bush or acacia scrub. However, they may also be found in more open country.

As a herbivorous browser, the Black Rhino eats leafy plants as well as branches, shoots, thorny wood bushes and fruit. Rhino skin harbors many external parasites, which are eaten by tickbirds and egrets that live with the rhino. In the wild, young are preyed upon by hyenas. These solitary animals are more nocturnal than diurnal. Females are not territorial; their ranges vary according to food supply. Males are more aggressive in defending turf, but will tolerate properly submissive male intruders.

Mating is non-seasonal, but births peak toward the end of the rainy season in drier habitats. Gestation is 15-16 months, after which single young are born weighing about 85 pounds. These calves are active soon after birth and can follow mother after about three days. Eastern Black Rhinos mature at five years.

This species is listed as endangered and trade of is prohibited by international law. The primary cause of population decline is hunting; rhino horn made into dagger handles is a symbol of wealth in many countries. Contrary to popular opinion, the horn is not consumed primarily as an aphrodisiac; only small amounts are used for this purpose.

In the 19th Century, the population of Black Rhinos, in the world, numbered some 100,000 individuals. In 1970, there was still an estimated 70,000 animals. However, today, there is a population of less than 5,000. There are four distinguished subspecies, and, unfortunately, one is now considered extinct. The Eastern Black Rhinos at Zoo Zurich are managed in a European Endangered Species Programme (EEP). In early 2014, the programme consisted of 66 rhinos from 17 institutions throughout Europe.

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23 Jan 16:10

Jax-the-Great-Dane

Leahgates

A serious Ear Situation happening here

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Hi, my name is Jax! I love spending my time playing with my older (and soon to be much smaller) brothers. My favorite is to play tug of war with my brother Marley--for now I let him win. I am a big teddy bear and love cuddling with my mom on the couch. I usually fall asleep on top of her but I am learning to go to my own bed now at night time. I can still be a little clumsy and I haven't quite figured out how powerful I am yet. At least it gives my mom and dad a good laugh! I am very smart and already know how to sit and stay. I love to eat and will do almost anything for treats.

21 Jan 22:38

Do I Get A Vote Here?

by Brinke

Clipboard01[I. DO. NOT. WANT. A. BOOSTER. SHOT.] From @CuteEmergency.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Belleh Floof, MASSIVE Impending Doom Tag, puppeh
21 Jan 22:38

OK, Now Everyone Say Cheese If U Please

by Brinke
Leahgates

always share these doge kisses

Photographer Lynn Terry had the idea of sticking Doggehs in a photo booth- and here are the results!

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(Boredom Therapy.com)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: BIG HUGE PUPPEHs
21 Jan 16:38

Was That a Giggle I Heard?

by Not That Mike The Other Mike

Does my fluffy suit make you laugh? Do you think I’m funny?

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Well, maybe you won’t laugh so loud after I give you a taste of my moth-fu skills! Prepare for poofy pastel pain, punk!

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Via It’s Okay To Be Smart, it’s the Rosy Maple Moth, courtesy sender-inner Jessica L.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Crawlies
21 Jan 13:23

Are You Trying To Tell Us Something, Frank?

by Brinke

imageOh….you want to PLAY, is that it? (Photo c/o Celia P.)


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: frenchies, puppeh
21 Jan 11:09

Does This Jacket Make My Butt Look Big?

by Brinke

[I don’t really need to be wearing this, you know. I got all this fur and stuff.]

“I took this picture of my Aussiedoodle puppy Dash looking concerned in his new jacket,” writes Anne L. “The store didn’t seem to have any Doggie Spanx available to, ah, smooth his lines. Admittedly, this would be appropriate for ‘Tocktober, but maybe the snow makes it a January gem?”

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Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: 'Tocks, puppehs, The White Death is upon us
20 Jan 16:13

Panda-the-Jack-Russell-Terrier

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My family keeps calling me the Energizer bunny because I have so much energy and can run up to 6 miles (we did it yesterday!) then crash and can sleep in any position possible. I'm really smart and catch on to all my family's tricks with treats. My favorite pastimes are digging, cuddling, playing fetch with a Frisbee, and tormenting my kitty sister Fluffy. I plan to be a therapy dog, but can't start that training until I am grown up.

20 Jan 16:12

Fergie-the-Briard

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Fergie is a wonderful puppy who is full of life and love. She enjoys playing with all dogs, especially her older sister Coco. Her favorite activities are playing in the snow and playing on her wobble board, teeter totter, and tunnel. She is so smart and inquisitive but very independent. We love having her as a new addition to our family.

20 Jan 16:12

Murphy-the-Soft-Coated-Wheaten-Terrier

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Murphy loves people, toys, treats and tricks! His favorite pastime is watching TV. He's addicted! He loves naps, and is very calm for a wheaten terrier puppy. He loves his siblings, Angel and Pepi. He has hopes to become a therapy dog and gain titles in obedience. A cool fact about wheatens is how their coat changes. As puppies they are mini chewbaccas! As adults they change into a soft wheat color.

20 Jan 16:11

ZSL Whipsnade Zoo Gets Late Christmas Gift

by Andrew Bleiman

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Keepers at ZSL Whipsnade Zoo had a late Christmas present when ‘Flora’, the Pygmy Hippo, gave birth to a much needed boy on Boxing Day.

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The Zoo’s keepers say they are especially proud of the baby’s mum, 28-year-old Flora, who has been battling cancer. Flora was featured in ITV’s documentary series ‘The Zoo’ last year, and although she is still living with a tumor in her mouth, vets say she has responded fantastically well to the treatment and the cancer did not affect her pregnancy at all.

The tiny hippo calf is a particularly welcome addition to the Zoo because there is a shortage of male Pygmy Hippos within the European Endangered Species Breeding Programme.

Senior Keeper, Steve White said, “Flora’s calf was due on Christmas Day, but the little one kept us waiting until the evening of Boxing Day. We knew Flora must be going into labor because she went off her food, which never happens! After six hour labor, the calf was born, a 7 kilo, perfect miniature of his mum. Since then, the baby hippo has been happily waddling around and seems to love spending time in water. On his first weigh-in, he was so slippery it was like picking up a big bar of soap!”

“We’re delighted for Flora, who has come through a difficult year and is now proving once again to be an attentive, experienced mum. She’s contributed three calves to the European Endangered Species Breeding Programme and she’ll now retire from breeding.”

Pygmy Hippos (Choeropsis liberiesis) are classified as “Endangered” by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, and teams at international conservation charity ZSL are working in Liberia and Sierra Leone to research and protect the species.

20 Jan 16:10

Otter Pups Stick With Mom at Zoo de Beauval

by Andrew Bleiman

1467327_995943487097264_3458600998992635807_nFrance’s ZooParc de Beauval is celebrating the arrival of three Asian Small-clawed Otter pups!  The trio was born to female Suri, who is providing excellent care.

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As their name implies, these Otters have short claws, which is a helpful adaptation.  With short claws, they can more easily manipulate their prey, mainly crabs, mollusks, and fish. 

The smallest of the world’s 13 Otter species, Asian Small-clawed Otters live in family groups.  Pups remain in the nest until their eyes open at about 40 days old.  Otters are not born knowing how to swim – their mothers have to teach them, often by plunging them underwater.  Suri will soon introduce her pups to a life of swimming and hunting. 

Asian Small-clawed Otters are native to southern China, India, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines, and are usually found near lakes, rivers, and wetlands.  In parts of Southeast Asia, these Otters roam through flooded rice fields.  They are listed as Vulnerable by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.