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My sister slapped me over the head with this and asked if I expected it.
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I ordered something from China. Could they not package it to look like a kilo of Heroin?
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Fail of the Day: Canadian Man Does Not Know How to Drive His Porsche
This guy may look cool when he is sitting in his Porsche, but as soon as he starts moving he looks like a complete idiot.
A Prince Edward Island man was caught on dashcam failing to drive a car in every possible way imaginable.
“Just cause you have a nice car doesn’t make you a good driver,” writes the uploader. “Don’t let your son drive your Porsche!”
Maybe he learned to drive from “GTA V?”
The post Fail of the Day: Canadian Man Does Not Know How to Drive His Porsche appeared first on The Daily What.
Court Awards Pizza Hut Customer $2,400 For Denture Damaged While Eating “Excessively Hard Croutons”

(Not the Pizza Hut in question. SchuminWeb)
The Tennessee man was awarded a $2,400, interest and court costs in a judgment against Pizza Hut, reports Roane County News, after he sued the restaurant for his damaged denture.
His lawsuit claimed the restaurant caused personal injuries and damages to his specialized partial denture by “negligently serving at defendant’s restaurant excessively hard croutons.”
The customer’s attorney said they approached Pizza Hut to find a resolution before going ahead with the lawsuit, but nothing came of it.
“We tried to work it out with their insurance company, but they never wanted to talk,” his attorney said. “So we went ahead and filed.”
Dough for denture damage [Roane County News]
They might want to check out the rest of the painting next time
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Graphene's First Commercial Application To Shed A Little Light
Muslims, Jews, Scientologists, African-Americans, Inmates & Neo-Nazis Carry Out False Flags
D GSorry...it's not just evil white Christian heterosexual males performing these false flags
Preface: The documentary on Scientology "Going Clear" is going viral. Here's an interesting, related story ...
Governments all over the world admit that they carry out false flag terror.
But private citizens do it, as well …
For example:
- A Georgia man admitted last week that he planted a backpack with two pipe bombs in a public park near Atlanta to to frighten the public and sow fear of Islamic terrorism
- A Federal court described in a sentencing memorandum a series of false flags planned or carried out by the Church of Scientology (pages 22-23). Specifically, in retaliation for writing a book critical of Scientology, high-level members of the Church framed the author, Paulette Cooper, for bomb threats in 1972. In 1976, the Church planned a new 3-stage attack against Cooper: (1) The first required a woman to imitate Cooper’s voice and make telephone threats to Arab Consulates in New York; (2) the second scheme involved mailing a threatening letter to an Arab Consulate in such a fashion that it would appear to have been done by Cooper; (3) finally, a Scientology field staff member was to impersonate Cooper at a laundry and threaten the President and then Secretary of State Henry Kissinger
- A French Imam spray-painted anti-Muslim graffiti on his mosque. Similarly, an Australian Imam was caught on video kicking in the door to his own mosque to frame a rebel group.
- A Jewish Harvard graduate in his thirties who was irritated by the discussion of issues involving Israel posted anti-Semitic diatribes in order to make people think that a website was anti-semitic
- Similarly, a Jewish student admitted that she herself drew swatiskas on her dorm room door. And five Jews were arrested for painting swastikas on Israel Consulate. Indeed, there are many, many, many, many examples of this type of false flag
- An African-American student sent a racist threat to fellow minority classmates … in the hope that her parents would think the school was dangerous, and so let her transfer to the school she preferred.
- An inmate was caught on video beating himself up … in an attempt to blame police for his injuries and get out of trouble
- And 18 members of the neo-Nazi French and European Nationalist Party admitted that they carried out a series of 3 terror bombings which killed two people and injuring 20, posing as an extremist anti-Arab Zionist group. The National Consortium for the Study of Terrorism and Responses to Terrorism explains:
The perpetrators were not Jewish, but were in fact French racists, who had hoped that the hostel bombings would inflame tensions between Arabs and Jews alike.
So it’s not just governments who play this game … it’s private idiots, as well.
'Spooky' experiment proves quantum entanglement is real
Ghostbusters Music Video With No Music Is Weird
♫ Bustin' makes me feel good ♫
This is an abbreviated version (they cut out all the clips from the movie and the celebrity cameos, including Chevy Chase and George Bluth Sr.) of Ray Parker Jr.'s 1984 music video for Ghostbusters with the song removed and realistic sound effects added. It was awkward to watch. Like seeing a friend try to hit on somebody that's way out of their league but you encouraged them to do it anyways to teach them a lesson about rejection and the resulting depression.
Keep going for the video, as well as the original.Peanuts Characters As Iconic Horror Characters
Note: Larger version right HERE.
This is 'Run for Your Life, Charlie Brown', a series of Peanuts characters drawn by artist Dennis Davies as iconic horror genre characters. Who's your favorite? Mine's Carrie. I remember one time I fell off my bike and looked like that. "Blonde and wearing a dress?" Exactly, plus a pair of those little white ballet shoes.
Thanks to chichi, who agrees the best human Peanuts character is Pig-Pen, hands down.A Game Of Thrones Iron Throne Made With 200 Dildos
This is The Bone Throne, a replica of the Iron Throne built by UK-based bondage company Bondara. The throne has 200 rubber dildos attached. Personally, I think there should be way more. There is like, way too much empty space on that throne. I suspect they got cheap and didn't want to waste any more fake wieners than they had to. But, just like my dad always used to tell me: A job worth doing it worth doing right. Granted when he said that he probably wasn't thinking about a throne made out of dildos, but I feel like it's applicable here nonetheless.
Keep going for a brief video of the making of the bone throne.KickassTorrents Celebrates ‘Happy Torrents Day’
D Gwhat's in the album?
With millions of unique visitors per day KickassTorrents (KAT) has become the most-used torrent site on the Internet, beating even The Pirate Bay.
The site also has a very active community of torrent aficionados from all over the world. On March 30th the site staff and its members come together to celebrate their beloved pastime on “Happy Torrents Day.”
The event was started by KAT administrator Mr. Pink. Initially it was a small celebration but over the years it has turned into a recurring tradition with many thousands of people participating.
TF spoke with Mr. Pink who notes that Torrents Day is a celebration of file-sharing. With the news being dominated by lawsuits, domain name trouble and torrent takedowns, this day is focuses of the positive.
“The main purpose is to get everybody to believe that what we do is worth fighting for. Everybody is equal. Yes it started on Kickass with us but it’s not about us. It’s about every person that believes in file sharing,” Mr. Pink says.
In recent weeks a lot of torrents have disappeared from the site as a result of an increase in DMCA takedown notices. The idea behind Torrent Day is to get people focused on something positive again.
“The DMCA is clamping down on us hard lately. And it’s becoming tougher so we need to give the userbase something to believe in,” Mr. Pink notes.
In celebration of the festive day several challenges and initiatives have been launched. A Happy Torrents Day album has been released for example, as well as the first issue of KAT’s official magazine “The KATalyst.”
Besides KAT, Torrents Day is spreading to other sites as well. ExtraTorrent, another large community, previously joined in and is expected to do the same again this year.
If everything goes according to plan Torrents Day 2015 is expected to drive a lot of traffic to the site and perhaps set several new records.
“The support from other sites and the KAT team has been amazing,” Mr. Pink says. “We expect the site’s traffic and upload records to be broken today. We have a few ideas up our sleeves to make that happen.”
Records or not, judging from the activity on KAT’s website there’s definitely plenty of interest. So to all those who are celebrating: Happy Torrents Day!
Source: TorrentFreak, for the latest info on copyright, file-sharing, torrent sites and anonymous VPN services.
The Walking Dead as Zombieland
If The WalkingDead were a comedy, it would be the 2009 film Zombieland. This mashup trailer tries to make that a reality, although they had to look really hard to find a few smiles and quasi-lighthearted moments from five years of The Walking Dead clips. Contains lots of gore. (via Uproxx)
The 90-minute season five finale of The Walking Dead is tonight. The death watch poll is still open for your votes and opinions.
Terrifying video shows just how distracted teens can be when they drive

Oh man, this video is absolutely horrifying. Put together by AAA, it shows how distracted teenagers are when they drive. You see drivers take their eyes off the road to text, people ignoring cars while they're on the phone and a lot of them just not paying attention at all. You get to see the side-by-side of what they're doing vs the dash cam footage of the car.



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