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19 Nov 00:03

Founder Of New Bitcoin Assassination Market Wants It To Destroy 'All Governments, Everywhere'

by Jillian D'Onfro

Assassination-Market

Feel like buying some murder with your Bitcoin?

Well, that's the idea behind Assassination Market, a Bitcoin-fueled crowd-funding website that will let users anonymously donate to see the heads of political leaders roll. Basically, Assassination Market is like a deranged Kickstarter or IndieGoGo for political murder. 

Forbes reporter Andy Greenber talked to Kuwabatake Sanjuro, crypto-anarchist and founder of Assassination Market (not his real name, naturally), who believes that the site will change the world for the better by destroying "all governments, everywhere."

Sanjuro's  idea is that once a few politicians get killed, the "war on privacy" that they are apparently waging will end. 

So far, there are six leaders up for assassination on the site, including chairman of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke and Barack Obama. Bernanke's got the most money in his "dead pool" right now, with a listing of 124.14 Bitcoin, or about $71,000 at current exchange rates. 

To collect the money after a kill, a would-be assassin must prove that they are responsible for the death by predicting the date of killing ahead of time and embedding it in a donation of one bitcoin or more. Sanjuro will collect 1% of the payout for himself as a commission fee. 

Although Bitcoin is meant to be untraceable, the FBI seized the popular drug market Silk Road earlier this year along with its Bitcoin stash.

Forbes contacted the FBI and Secret Service for the piece, but both declined to comment. 

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19 Nov 00:01

Who Needs a Tail Anyway?!

Submitted by: sixonefive72

Tagged: cute , corgis , puppies , wiggle , Video
19 Nov 00:00

No horsing around!

19 Nov 00:00

I went to a baby shower last night. I didn't know how to feel while eating this cupcake...

19 Nov 00:00

My friend bit into an apple and soon realised something wasn't quite right.

19 Nov 00:00

Well, that's one way to get the job done.

18 Nov 23:58

WTF is happening to this car?

18 Nov 23:58

Drew Brees of the Saints gets tackled and his neck goes all Stretch Armstrong

18 Nov 23:56

Shaq's vodka line is marketed as gluten-free: But...all vodka is gluten-free.

by Barry Petchesky

Shaq's vodka line is marketed as gluten-free: But...all vodka is gluten-free. (It also contains no peanuts, shellfish, or MMR vaccines.) [Scientific American]

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18 Nov 23:36

The worst kind of person. If you do this you can fuck yourself.

18 Nov 23:36

Whenever a certain Queen song comes on and a fat chick yells "This is my song!!!"

18 Nov 23:34

Endgame: Hollywood sequel in the works to … “It’s a Wonderful Life”

by Allahpundit

Destruction.


To cleanse the palate, proof that ObamaCare isn’t the most disastrous trainwreck America will have to cope with in 2015. I’ve been waiting years for our commenters to write these words and now I want to see them: “You were right about atheism, AP.” The sequel, titled “It’s A Wonderful Life: The Rest of the […]

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18 Nov 23:34

Under Lock and Key

Under Lock and Key

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: locks , trolling , work
18 Nov 23:34

My uncle is a music teacher, and was marking some student exams yesterday.

18 Nov 23:34

Didn't plan it right

18 Nov 23:27

It's That Time of Year Again

18 Nov 23:26

Tiger Looks Incredulous

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Tagged: gifs , tigers , dgaf , funny
18 Nov 23:26

This Season's Must Have Trippy Star Wars Sweatshirt

trippy-star-wars-sweatshirt.jpg This is a trippy $60 Star Wars sweatshirt available for pre-order from Rage On (you know I will!). It looks like the kind of sweatshirt a droid might vomit after getting a virus. It's like R2-D2 was in charge of delivering the design to the factory, but got his memory banks scrambled by a couple Stormtroopers on the way and this is what came out. Also, I'm not sure if this is an officially licensed product, so you might want to take that into consideration depending on how you feel about copyright law vs. sticking it to the man. Thanks to carrie, who told me she's going to buy two but didn't say why.
18 Nov 02:09

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18 Nov 01:54

My uncle recently lost his dog in a divorce. He told the lawyers she could have the car he only wanted to keep the dog. Then his ex wife does this. I will never speak to her again.

18 Nov 01:54

Concept art shows Al Pacino as Interview with the Vampire's Lestat

by Lauren Davis

Concept art shows Al Pacino as Interview with the Vampire's Lestat

At the time of his casting, Tom Cruise seemed like an odd choice to play Interview with the Vampire's infamous Lestat. But what if Al Pacino had taken the role instead?

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18 Nov 01:53

​Mom Tries to Evade Ticket, Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Kids

by Lacey Donohue on Gawker, shared by Michael Ballaban to Jalopnik

She was just trying to take her kids to the Rio Grande. Or that's what Oriana Ferrell says in this newly released dashcam footage from an Oct. 28 incident outside of Taos, New Mexico.

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18 Nov 01:53

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18 Nov 01:52

moon-cunt: basically



moon-cunt:

basically

18 Nov 01:48

Well f**k.

18 Nov 01:48

I will murder...

18 Nov 01:48

What?! The Heck?!

18 Nov 01:48

The Magnificent Tail of Comet McNaught

The Magnificent Tail of Comet McNaught
18 Nov 01:27

My favorite Simpsons moment

18 Nov 01:27

I used to have a one-eyed cat...problem solved.