
When you don't need a lid but you do need a coaster, just pull the top off of your soda. As BuzzFeed points out, it's actually designed to be used that way.
Erin HLIFE CHANGING
Erin Hawesome news! FUCK CANCER

For the first time ever researchers have developed an effective strategy for detecting ovarian cancer in its early stages, and if confirmed in clinical trials it could be implemented as a routine screening for women.
Erin Hwhat, you're disappointed because a BABY is CUTE?
Today, I watched Kanye West appear on Kris Jenner's talk show "Kris." This was the first time I ever watched her show. Here are the 5 things I learned.
Erin Hi love richard simmons. this is so terrible and awesome.
Richard Simmons never ever strays from being completely and totally himself, even when he's supposed to be acting. So his new song and music video entitled "Hair Do" must be just another facet on his personal prism. But what a facet it is. Part workout video, part actual music video, the song includes the line "Vidal Sassoon found Mia Farrow, who looked to me like a baby sparrow." If you don't finish it watching this, I don't blame you. It was a struggle.
Erin Hthis is pretty terrific.
Please, take a moment to listen to Carly Rae Jepsen, who took a moment from her sad life of endlessly asking people to call her, maybe to record this cover of Ariel's Lament from the Disney classic, The Little Mermaid. A more perfect alignment of recording artist and song has perhaps never been heard before.
Erin H[insert cuteness overload rageface here]
A nautilus has hatched at the Birth Aquarium at Scripps Institute of Oceanography at University of California in San Diego in La Jolla, California, a first for the aquarium. To note: a nautilus is a cephalopod, just like the squid. ZooBorns has lots more photos of the little creature who reports the “egg was laid in early November of 2012 and the hatching process has taken weeks… all leading up to last Wednesday, when it finally emerged!”
image via ZooBorns
via ZooBorns, Archie McPhee’s Endless Geyser of Awesome
Erin Hthe song is terrible, so put it on mute, but please watch this. i can't stop laugh/gasping.
Here's a compilation of Tokyo Drifts gone wrong with a fittingly goofy song about the phenomenon. [ more › ]Erin Hif he could just control his women like a REAL MAN, he wouldn't have to do this.

A (male, Republican, natch) Missouri state representative is suing the federal government for a personal family exemption from the Obamacare birth control mandate on the grounds that it violates his religious liberty. Since we can assume that this male Republican is not worried about blocking his own access to a pharmaceutical made for and taken exclusively by women, we can conclude that this guy is basically suing to keep his wife and daughters from having the option to access free birth control. I guess I missed that day in Catechism when we learned about how the Church believes that the man's religion gets to determine his wife and female offspring's insurance benefits.
Erin Hturns out they were pretty damn close

Erin Hi'm totally a petra pan, deal with it lady. also, SUZE the comment from "Albite_You" made me think of you and cracked my shit up.

Contrary to nearly all cultural depictions everywhere, men do not have the monopoly on refusing to grow up. There are plenty of women who resist adult-like responsibility for as long as possible, opting instead to remain immature, juvenile, self-absorbed and unencumbered for as long as possible, perhaps even forever. A lady has stumbled upon this concept and is calling this the "Princess Pan" — a female version of Peter Pan. And she's come up with a list of nine signs you might fit the bill, with a little advice about what to do about it.
Erin Halan's comment: "they should have been a little gayer. but still awesome."
The Westboro Baptist Church is a hate organization with the values of an angry, embittered ghost from 1860 and the wit of the meanest person in your third grade class. Case in point: "God Hates Who U R," a parody the group penned of Ke$ha's "We R Who We R" meant to reverse the cheerful, autotuned anthem's message of acceptance.
Erin Hi prefer adding a little cheese (a crumble of bleu, or a shaving of parm), but this is my favorite way to eat tomatoes. when i was a kid, we'd have them for dinner sometimes, still warm from the garden. thinking about that always makes me smile.
Yesterday I ate a tomato, just a tomato, for lunch. It was a gorgeous Black Cherokee about the size of my fist, perfectly ripe and a deep, red-purple color. I cut it into thick slices, put it on a plate and added just a drizzle of olive oil, a pinch of crunchy salt and a flicker of black pepper. I sat outside in the partial shade of my apartment's courtyard and ate it with a knife and fork as if it were a steak. It was indescribably good in a way that only a tomato eaten on a sunny summer's afternoon can be good. It was the food of now, and of here, and it was enormously satisfying.
Erin Hthe cameraman's reaction is just awesome. he was totally caught off guard, i love it.
World Wrestling Entertainment Superstar Darren Young surprised a TMZ cameraman when he came out as gay during an impromptu interview at Los Angeles International Airport.
A videographer stopped Young while he was getting his bags at LAX Wednesday and asked the 33-year-old if he thinks a gay wrestler could be successful within the WWE organization.
"Absolutely," Young said, laughing. "Look at me. I'm a WWE Superstar and, to be honest with you, I'll tell you right now, I'm gay, and I'm happy. Very happy."
Erin Hbawling.
A woman who was caught shoplifting at a K-Mart in Charleston, West Virginia, last week was in for a surprise when police arrived at the scene.
Instead of arresting or reprimanding the single mother, officers Ryan Willard and Duane Fields reacted in a much more sympathetic way, purchasing the necessities for her, according to the Charleston Daily Mail.
"She didn't take anything to benefit herself," Willard said. "She had only taken baby diapers, rash cream and some clothes for her children, 'cause she said she was going through kind of a rough divorce and her husband wasn't really helping out."
Erin Hthis is one of my favorite descendents songs, and hearing it slowed a little and with a female singer is awesome. i went to their website and bought the digital download and the 7" today.
Candy Hearts have posted a stream of their cover of the Descendents track "Nothing With You." The stream coincides with the release of the Hearts' new 7-inch, Miles and Interstates, which is out today. The original track appeared on the Descendents 2004 album,
Cool To Be You
. Just yesterday, they confirmed that work had finally begun on a follow up.
Erin Hthis is where alan went to school. thank dog he made it out of there in one piece.
President Barack Obama's image is being used as a target in a dart game at the Otsego County Fair in Morris, New York.
In images provided to HuffPost by fairgoer Abigail Czapsky, Obama is seen on a board alongside stars at a booth for a dart game. See the photos from the fair (story continues below):

Erin Hi am so proud of her for showing up and speaking at his sentencing. no one would have blamed any of these girls for avoiding it and moving on, but damn, you go michelle!
Erin Htimely! i just had a dream that i was dating dan aykroyd. i was annoyed at him because he had PURPOSELY never heard blue oyster cult's "don't fear the reaper" and wouldn't let me sing it to him. like you do.
We feel the need to point out that he was not, in fact, "Born in Chicago," but this stellar Blues performance reminds us why he truly belongs to us. [ more › ]Erin Hman, i'm no fan of her writing, but she is winning at life. i want to be her friend.

J.K. Rowling is no stranger to philanthropy. As of 2012, the Harry Potter author had reportedly donated upwards of $160 million to various charity organizations. Her charitable spirit has continued into 2013 with Rowling announcing this Wednesday that all royalties from “The Cuckoo’s Calling," her crime novel originally released under the pseudonym Robert Gailbraith, will go to The Soldiers' Charity, an organization that provides support for British soldiers and their families.
Erin Hi am dying a little inside over the fact that i don't have this. not even i can justify that price.

Erin Hit's a bear pole-dancing party!
These bears, man. Just get a load of these bears—each one perfectly inhabiting the happy-go-lucky persona that has been fleshed out for it by countless Disney movies and children's cartoons.
Erin Hcurse my lactose intolerance! i would eat the shit out of that.

Ok, everyone, I get it. The Cronut has goaded our hubris, and now our sudden compulsion to create decadent food-mutants has gotten the best of us. Is this the new phase of enlightened human consciousness, or will it end terribly (with a rioting hoard of angry villagers chasing a croissantwich into a windmill and then, carried away by their own violent compulsions, proceeding to raze to the ground civilization as we know it)? I guess that only time will tell.
Erin Hthis picture is not what i expected and i laughed heartily.
Rock 'n roll. pic.twitter.com/WrDlME6OlM
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) July 26, 2013
Erin Hi'm glad he won't be eligible for parole and the girls won't have to testify.
Castro pleaded guilty to 937 of the 977 charges against him and will be behind bars for life without parole, plus a minimum of 1,000 years. [ more › ]Erin Hi didn't like this song the first time i heard it, but the second time was pretty good. i think i'll end up liking it.

Earlier this week Bonnie McKee put out the video for her new single "American Girl." I can't remember how I saw it first because at this point, I've listened to the song so many times that any memories of anything I had before it came into my life have totally been erased. What I do remember is thinking, "Who the fuck is this girl and why do I have the feeling I'm supposed to know her already?
Erin H!

Erin Hthis is such a good idea
360 degree turning electrical outlets have been around awhile, alongside pivoting and flexible outlet extension accessories, all addressing the issue of granting power and access to awkwardly situated outlets. But this design from Japan may be the most elegant and space efficient design I've seen yet...
Erin Hoh HELL yes.

Erin Hi had no idea such a thing existed. as a former gender non-conforming child, i did get made fun of for being a "tomboy", i can't imagine how much harder it would be for a boy who likes feminine things.

Photographer Lindsay Morris has been documenting a summer camp for gender nonconforming boys and their parents. The photos are striking, and the whole experience sounds life-changing and life-affirming for the boys and their parents.