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How I Changed My Life with CBD (Cute Beautiful Dogs)
Erin HSUZE it you.
Just Because You Can Make Your Own Hand Sanitizer Doesn't Mean You Should
Erin HWell shit. I guess it was too good to be true.
Hand sanitizer is sold out everywhere. That’s just a fact of life right now. But there are plenty of DIY recipes out there so you can make your own, so I set out to test them. And then I ran into problems.
5 hikers rescued on their way back from 'Into the Wild' bus in Alaska
Erin HWhat is wrong with people? This is like Mecca for idiots, criminy.
Actresses walk out of 'French Oscars' after Polanski wins top awards
Erin HERIN SMASH
Kay Jewelers Releases An Even Fuglier Necklace
Erin HI died.
After years of “charming” Mickey Mouse pendants, diamond-encrusted dolphins, and engraved baby feet, Kay Jewelers has just released an even fuglier necklace than ever before.
“The necklace is part of our curvy heart looking thing collection,” explains the designer, Michelle Anderson. “We’ve had all these swoopy hearts but none of them were quite as hideously unrecognizable as we thought a heart could be. We really went over the top for this one.”
The new necklace, which includes a series of weird loops, can be custom engraved with the name of your mom and fitted with up to six gemstones including lab-created opal and lab-created sapphire.
“It’s really disgusting,” says Kay Jewelers CEO Mark Fawcett. “I mean look at this thing. It’s everything we wanted.”
So far the consumer reception has been positive.
“Oh my god! Look at this one! I need this in white gold immediately,” said 61-year-old Gloria Young of Fort Myers, viewing the new selection.
According to the company’s projections, the new necklace will have thousands of uncles rolling their eyes at the cost as they say, “For that?! Okay, fine but we’re postponing the cruise.”
A swarm of nearly 40,000 bees attacked police responding to a single bee sting report
Erin HPesky bees!
The music video for this iconic '80s song just hit one billion views on YouTube
Erin HLegit thought this was going to be CNN Rickrolling me, but it's Take On Me by A-Ha.
Malpractice? This Nurse Included Shoes and Clothes in Your Body Weight
Erin HI feel seen.
A taxi driver saved an elderly woman from being scammed out of $25,000
Erin HAmazing! What a nice man.
Boy's sweet reaction to ad goes viral
Erin HSo very dusty in here.
Adult Men Shouldn't Skateboard
Erin HFuck this bitch and her shit-ass opinions.
Adult men shouldn’t skateboard. Let’s try that again with a caveat: adult men who are amateurs shouldn’t skateboard. It is an extreme sporting activity that should reserved for teenage stoners, Tony Hawk, women and girls who could easily kick my ass and appear regularly in coffee table photography books about major…
Evacuees from are on a plane to the US. Should they be quarantined?
Erin HOMG CALM DOWN. The coronavirus has a 3% mortality rate, which sounds super scary, but the current strains of influenza going around clock in at nearly 8% despite tons of folks being immunized. Stop scaring people on purpose, CNN.
Washington Post reinstates reporter who it suspended over Kobe Bryant tweets
Erin HSo women are not allowed to talk about rape when a rapist dies, or when he's good at his job? Golly, it seems like men would prefer we just not talk about rape at all! How strange.
Amtrak almost charged a group $25k to travel with wheelchairs. A ticket usually costs $16
Erin HI've been following this story (I have a moderate disability and also have a connection to the Access Living group) and am so glad Tammy Duckworth is involved now. How on earth can Amtrak say that it will cost them $25000 to remove some seats? Why would they need to take the ENTIRE CAR out of commission for everyone except the wheelchair users? Why don't they have modular seat configurations already - the ACA has been in place for 30 years! Even the buses in Chicago have modular seats that flip up to allow for wheelchair use. Everything about this is so infuriating. If this had happened to "regular" people instead of a disability advocacy group, would we even have heard about it?
A group of 'furries' stopped a domestic violence assault and helped police make the arrest
Erin HGood bois
How to Render Duck Fat and Make Crispy Quacklings in One Shot
Erin HYes, please.
A Former Line Cook’s Advice for Avoiding Gummy Mashed Potatoes
Erin HSpoiler: It's warming the cream and butter before incorporating, which is really an easy and great tip.
They should be stick-to-your-ribs tasty, not stick-to-your-mouth gluey.
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Welcome to Megxit? A-Markle-lypse? Harry-geddon?
Erin HHarry-verderci!
Did you hear? Some British royals have made a choice and some other British royals are incredibly angry about it. As reported yesterday—called it!—Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, announced via Instagram that they would be “stepping back” as senior members of the royal family, whatever…
Willie Nelson Quits Smoking Weed the Same Day Hell Freezes Over
Erin HHe has not said ANYTHING about giving up edibles. He's had some breathing problems lately, seems like a no brainer to stop smoking.
It’s the end of an era in the United States of America. As a mournful sky slowly gathers above New York City, and snow begins to blanket everything around us, please lower all flags to half mast. Then, gather all your friends and loved ones and light a blunt with them, because Willie Nelson isn’t smoking weed anymore!
This Beautiful Fire Extinguisher Is Designed to Encourage Disaster-Preparedness
Erin HUmmmmmmmm, aren't fire extinguishers red so you can find them quickly in case of, I don't know, a FIRE?
Because if emergency equipment looks nicer, maybe more people will stock it at home.
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Is It Rude to Take the Leftovers of the Dish I Brought to My Friend’s Thanksgiving?
Erin HYES, ffs. Thanksgiving leftovers belong to the host, and if they want to they can offer to make plates/containers for people to bring home. Make a double batch and keep half of it at home if you want it so badly, sheesh.
I really love what I'm making!
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Feral hogs kill woman outside a home
Erin HWere there 30-50 of them?
Photos: See what everyone wore on the AMAs red carpet
Erin HAMAs red carpet is always delighfully bonkers. Lil Nas X! OMG. Also, Selena Gomez is KILLING lately.
Keep All The Outdoor Cats In Your Life Warm With This $54 Insulated Cat Shelter
Erin HFIFTY FOUR DOLLARS?!? OMG. Alan just made one of these out of scrap pieces of rigid insulation and duct tape, the neighborhood kitties are loving it (and keeping our yard rat-free!).
Winona Ryder Busted Out a SWINTON Shirt
Erin HLegendary.
A Shower Cap Is the Antidote to a Persistent Smoke Detector
Erin HHoly shit this is the most dangerous advice ever. Kidde makes kitchen-specific smoke detectors, spend the $14 and get one.
Save your ears!
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Don't Tease Me, Rob Thomas
Erin HThis is one of my favorite TV shows of all time.
Having been rightfully put in my place for my wrongful hypothesis that the Veronica Mars reboot wouldn’t deliver (reader, it did), I feel comfortable cheering on the news that creator Rob Thomas might do some kind of revival for his other small screen masterpiece, Party Down. Thomas seems a little cagey on whether or…
The 6 Commandments of Styling a Coffee Table, According to Home Stagers
Erin HMy coffee table is not there to be "styled", it is to hold my shit.
Don't ever settle for a "blah" coffee table!
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There Is Only One Way to Separate an Egg and This Is It
Erin HThis dirties an extra bowl, just crack that sucker right into your hand over the whites bowl.
What's the Most Basic-Ass Life Skill You Never Learned?
Erin HI can't whistle. Like at all, not just the fingers-in-the-mouth kind.
I also never learned how to French Braid, and I super regret it.
Twitter users recently admitted to the most basic things they never learned to do: blow up a balloon, whistle, wink, snap their fingers. Some people can’t tie their shoes or unscrew a cap without reciting a mnemonic. Some can’t tell time. Some could get lost in a hallway. We all skipped a day of basic-life-skill…