Descendents are streaming a new single. It's called "Victim of Me." The album will be called Hypercaffium Spazzinate and it is out July on Epitaph Records. Hear the song below.
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Descendents stream new song
Erin HHooray! I'm glad it's good. I think they are getting better as they get older, their last album was my favorite yet.
Descendents are streaming a new single. It's called "Victim of Me." The album will be called Hypercaffium Spazzinate and it is out July on Epitaph Records. Hear the song below.
Yelp Is Awful for Everyone Involved
Erin HOur garage door guy bribed me to take down a negative review. You bet your ass I took it - $500 off the service! I definitely have a price, and it's pretty low.

“Your review on Yelp is destroying my business,” he says to me, clearly clenching his teeth, “How long do I have to suffer because of your negative review?” A few weeks ago, I got a phone call from a contractor because of a review I’d left. What ensued was a weirdly emotional conversation that ventured between harassment and a plea for empathy.
Express Yourself With The 72 New Emojis Coming Out This Month
Erin HA BAT!!!!

The Unicode Consortium is releasing a 72 new emojis this month! The Unicode 9.0 update will include smileys and people, like: rolling on the floor laughing, clown face, lying face, face palm, pregnant woman, and selfie. Animals and nature additions include: fox, owl, shark, squid, and butterfly. Food and drink will get: avocado, carrot, bacon, […]
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Director John Carney Offers Unconditional Apology for Shitty Comments About Keira Knightley
Erin HUpdate: UPDATE

After dismissing
Keira Knightley as a supermodel with a giant entourage and telling The Independent that “acting requires a certain level of honesty and self-analysis that I don’t think she’s ready for yet,” Begin Again director John Carney has offered the rare decent apology, saying, “I’m ashamed of myself that I could say such things and I’ve been trying to account for what they say about me.”
Cop: Man kills wife's would-be rapist
Erin Hi would not convict this dude. i hope his jury is full of women.
5 Inexpensive Luxuries for Your Summer Kitchen — Market Roundup
Erin Hi am in love with this trivet! i wonder if i could make one.
Your kitchen works hard for you all winter with the stove and the oven and the freezer full of leftovers. Now that it's almost summer, your kitchen deserves a bit of a break (fire up the grill!) and a treat or two. All of these gorgeous kitchen finds are under $30 and will add a little life to your cooking during the next few months.
Roman Polanski Will Face a New Extradition Attempt
Erin HGood.

Poland said that it will challenge a 2014 court decision not to extradite the 82-year-old filmmaker Roman Polanski to the United States. Reuters reports that Poland’s Justice Minister Zbigniew Ziobro said in an interview on Tuesday that he will appeal the court’s decision and seek Polanski’s extradition.
Make Your Own Doritos With This Seasoning Blend
Erin HI have all of these ingredients. Shit's about to get FAT up in here.

Nacho Cheese Doritos are a perfect junk food and, until now, my only way of getting more Dorito flavor in my life was putting them in a pepper grinder and grinding them over everything. Things are about to change around here though, as the Real American Heroes at Epicurious have come up with their own Dorito-inspired seasoning mix.
These Gals Stopped a Rape Last Night
Erin Hthis is an amazing story.

An epic tale of three women who happened to witness a stranger attempt to drug another stranger begins with, “GUESS WHO STOPPED A RAPE LAST NIGHT?! THESE GALS!”
Clarisonic Mia 1 Sonic Cleansing System (Pink) + Travel Case + 3 Samples $59.40 + Free Shipping
Erin Hif any of you have been either wanting this, or noticed that your skin has gotten a little dull lately, SNAP THIS SHIT UP. this is the best price i've ever seen, and i've been stalking the clarisonics since they came out. i bought one last month for $20 more than this, and i look 5 years younger already.
The Backyard Barbecue Playlist
Erin Hi love hair metal. y'all know. i'm exactly the right age and white trash level for that shit. that said, cherry pie by warrant is one of the worst songs to ever live. do not put it on a playlist of anything ever. the rest of this list is automatically terrible because of its inclusion.

Memorial Day is coming up! If you’re one of the lucky folks who get a long weekend, you’re probably ready to fire up the grill to celebrate. Today’s playlist can help.
Well Played, Kate Beckinsale in Mugler
Erin Hjesus christ, she is just flawless. always.
When I first saw this photo, in thumbnail, I thought it was Victoria Beckham, and now all I want is for Kate Beckinsale to play Posh Spice in a juicy miniseries based on Posh’s 800-page autobiography (which, obviously, I have read and deeply enjoyed): This is one of those looks that I feel could SO Read More ...A Salute to This Tiny 6-Year-Old Speller, the Youngest in the Bee
Erin HTHE BEE'S ON TOMORROW! THE BEE'S ON TOMORROW!!

Akash Vukoti, age six, is the youngest speller in this year’s Scripps National Spelling Bee, and for that I just wanna say, “C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S,” and then swaddle him in a blanket and sing him to sleep.
My New Favorite Sports Bra Is a $40 Piece of Elastic
Erin HRelevant to my interests!

I didn’t believe it at first, either. When I first heard about the Būband, I googled up review after review looking for someone who could verify that it was a ridiculous garbage gimmick. But most of what I read was positive, so I told you guys all about it . I even bought one for myself, and now? I’m a believer.
3 Simple Ways to Bake a Flat-Topped Cake Every Time — Baking Tips from The Kitchn
Erin HMy super-easy trick: Flip the top layer upside down. DONE. None of this bullshit.
When it comes to home-baked treats, some things are just better when they come out of the oven with a rounded dome top — cookies, scones, quick bread, and most definitely muffins. Cake, however, is not one of those things; you want flat, even tops. Making that happen can seem tricky, but it's easier to ditch the dome than you might think.
'Nashville' Cancelled After Four Seasons
Erin HDAMMIT this is the only soapy show i like. agent carter got cancelled today too. boo, hiss.
Cannes Well Played: Kirsten Dunst in Gucci and Dior
Erin Hshe's really coming into her own style now. i like it.
I thought Kiki was Cate Blanchett when I saw her frock for the opening gala. That is a compliment. And, even, better, she is on the Cannes jury this year, which means we are going to get MAXIMUM KIRSTEN for the next week or so. I am here for it. Read More ...Julianne Moore Is a Cold-Hearted Snake
Erin HSUZANNE

Two of them, actually. Today on the red carpet for Cannes’ opening gala, Julianne Moore hit the ground running in this phenomenal sequined double-cobra gown, which is both daring and adventurous and looks a lot like the type of thing a 1980s pre-teen bad boy would want painted on his BMX bike (or, later, his Trans Am). It is, of course, Givenchy couture, and designer Riccardo Tisci’s been running with the cobra motif since his Fall 2016 menswear collection. Alternate views:
Kristen Stewart on Working with Alleged Abuser Woody Allen: 'We Don’t Know Any of These People Involved'
Erin HMaybe he was raised to think it's ok to have sex with little girls and no one else in the world ever told him otherwise! Give the dude a break, sheesh!

Kristen Stewart, who stars in Woody Allen’s upcoming Café Society, tells Variety that she initially had some reservations about working with the director due to his history of alleged sexual abuse towards young women, but ultimately decided to put those reservations aside because SHE DOESN’T KNOW HIS LIFE.
Litchfield Goes Corporate and Everything Else Goes to Shit in the New OITNB Trailer
Erin HDAAAAAAAMN

Season 3 of Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black ended with the arrival of hundreds of new inmates as Litchfield took on private investors to stay afloat. The transition—according to the Season 4 trailer—will not be easy.
Met Gala Fug or Fab: Kate Bosworth in Dolce and Gabbana
Erin HFAB! this look is the best kind of over the top.
Kate Bosworth making sure that her headpiece is on straight makes me giggle: My favorite part of big events like this, where celebs are all jammed into the same space for two hours and cannot escape the cameras, are these little human moment from celebrities who so often don’t want to look human. Fixing their Read More ...Watch This Guy Eat Corn On The Cob Using A Power Drill
Erin HOMG we have to tell Andria!

Redditor FrancRoubux linked to this video of a man from China eating corn on the cob in 10 seconds with the help of a power drill. No word on how many kernels got stuck in his teeth after this stunt, but my guess is, between whatever teeth he has left. No word on how many teeth […]
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Met Gala Well Played, Nicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen
Erin Hshe rubs me the wrong way, so i don't *want* to like this, but it is amazing.
I LOVE this dress, I love her hair, I love her face, and I love how much Keith Urban also seems to love it all. Read More ...Met Gala WTFs and Fines: Kim, Kanye, Kendall, and Kylie
Erin Hkylie looks amazing.
When E! asked Kanye why he picked silvery colored contacts, his answer — in beautifully terse Kanye fashion — was only, “Vibes.” (This from a man who will never say something in one tweet when he can say it in fifteen.) Somebody remind him of that one the next time he takes an eternity to name his Read More ...Eagle Nest Livestream Gets Very Real Very Fast When Family Rips Into Cat
Erin Hoh SNAP!

Animal livestreams are so relaxing. You get to look at animals, and also at your computer.
10 Important Wine Words That Make Talking About Wine Easier — Wine Wisdom
Erin Hi want wallpaper that looks like this.
Some people say timing is everything, but I'd argue language is everything — especially when it comes to wine. We've all been there — standing in the wine aisle, paralyzed by the wealth of choices and dumbfounded by confusing language describing every bottle. Wine-speak can be intimidating, but it need not be.
If Your Doctor Won’t Give You an IUD Because You Haven’t Had Kids, You Need a New Doctor
Erin HListen to your fucking doctor. When they quit making Norplant, I got a Mirena IUD instead because I like progestin and have a slight pill phobia. My doc advised against it because when you have kids, your uterus gets bigger and IUDs are designed for that extra space. I told her I wanted it anyway, and I was completely miserable for almost 5 years. I could FEEL it in there, and had terrible cramps every single day. When the Implanon was introduced, I went to the doctor that week and got the IUD taken out.

If your gynecologist has turned down your request for an IUD in the past, it might be time for another try—or another doctor. Older rules said that women who had never given birth shouldn’t get IUDs. That changed years ago, and docs are slowly getting the memo.
Here Are All of Beyoncé's Magnificent Formation Tour Costumes
Erin HThe red latex number was made by my friend Laura!

Beyoncé kicked off her Formation Tour last night in Miami, and in addition to selling some truly perfect merchandise, she also showed off a variety of bomb-ass leotards and thigh-high boots
Here Are Some Sizzling Deals On the All-Clad Skillets You've Been Coveting
Erin Hone of these days, i'm going to save up and buy a whole set all at once. it will feel better than piecemeal, and a few hundy on a set will seem like less of a luxury than $90 for a single pan.

All-Clad skillets are among the most popular pieces of cookware we’ve ever posted, and Amazon’s marked the 10 and 12" tri-ply down to their lowest prices ever.


