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09 Mar 15:55

Making It Brings Back the Best Part of Parks and Recreation

by Aimée Lutkin on The Muse, shared by Madeleine Davies to Jezebel
Erin H

YESSSSSSSSS

The heart of Parks and Recreation was the relationship between Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson, two people with diametrically opposed perspectives on life who still respected and cared for one another. Let’s bring them back together for a competition show, please!

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09 Mar 02:41

Michael B. Jordan to Add Inclusion Rider to Future Projects

Erin H

Hot damn. He's just dreamy inside and out.

Michael B. Jordan has announced his company, Outlier Society Productions, will add an inclusion rider for all its future projects, Variety reports.

The announcement comes on the heels of

This article originally appeared on www.rollingstone.com: Michael B. Jordan to Add Inclusion Rider to Future Projects

08 Mar 01:43

Little Girl Meets That Pretty Lady In The Painting

by Doktor Zoom
Erin H

I love everything about this.

We need a remix with Peanuts music, probably

Last Thursday, Ben Hines, a guy from North Carolina, was visiting the National Portrait Gallery when he saw a tiny little girl just mesmerized by Michelle Obama’s portrait. He was so taken with how taken she was with the painting that he just had to get a picture with his phone. He tried to find the little girl and her mom, but couldn’t see them, so he posted the picture to Facebook and it almost immediately blew up online, just one of those internet things. Eventually, the internet did its work and the tiny girl fascinated by the beautiful painting was identified as Parker Curry, a two-year-old who lives in DC with her mom, Jessica, and her little sister Ava, who is one and whose artistic sensibilities are as yet unknown. In the meantime, it seemed like half the people on the planet were retweeting that fantastic photo by Mr. Hines:

Jessica Curry told CNN she kept trying to get Parker to turn around so she could snap a picture, but no, that wasn’t happening:

Parker was in front on the portrait, and I really wanted her to turn around so I could get a picture with her, and she genuinely, honestly would not turn around,” her mother, Jessica Curry, a small business owner from Washington DC, told CNN on Saturday. “She was uncooperative with me because she was just so focused on the portrait and studying it, and she was just so fascinated.”

Ms Curry learned, after talking about the painting more with Parker, that the girl decided that Michelle Obama was a queen. Which means both that she’s right, and that there need to be more Disney movies about democratic leaders and spouses.

CNN adds that Mr. Hines was visiting the gallery with his own mom, and it is quite possible we would be dead of being in love with every part of this story now, except here is the part to really finish us off for good: Michelle Obama, of course, saw the photo on the Instagram feed of the artist, Amy Sherald. So it was pretty much inevitable that Ms. Obama would have the little girl and her family over for a dance party Tuesday:


Was there an equally beautiful Instagram pic as well? Of course there was:


And then Jessica and Parker Curry got to be on CNN, and Parker was excited about EVERYTHING, because wow, what a day!

Don Lemon is a smart fella — “We know she’s a talker, let her talk” is exactly what you say when a cute toddler is the focus of the story. No cutting off THAT baby’s mic. Jessica Curry: “The Parker that you all are seeing is the Parker that she is all day, every day.”

We are dead now and just feeling all melted from what a fantastic first family this country had back when things were sane-ish.

That’s all, at least until Ava has her own gallery opening, The End.

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[WaPo / CNN]

08 Mar 01:36

Why Madonna, Kim Kardashian West and Cardi B look like BFFs

Erin H

My friend made the collar/lock that Madonna's wearing in this pic!

They may seem like an odd trio, but Madonna, Kim Kardashian West and Cardi B appear to dig each other.
06 Mar 20:47

Get 25 Percent Off This Iconic Blender Today Only on Amazon — Amazon Deal of the Day

by Marshall Bright
Erin H

This is the blender I have. Three times a year, Vitamix has a friends and family sale, and the refurb models go for about $225 during the sale. #TheMoreYouKnow

There are blenders that will handle milkshakes and soup just fine, and then there are blenders that tackle just about every possible job under the sun with ease. When it comes to the latter, one name looms large: Vitamix. An industry standard, Vitamix blenders can grind up nut butters and flours, and even make hot soup without a stove. Similar models can run up to $600, but today you can get one for less than $300 on Amazon.

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05 Mar 15:33

The Oscars Delivers Time's Up Featurette About How Woke They Are Getting

by Ashley Reese on The Muse, shared by Koa Beck to Jezebel
Erin H

Followed by an award given to a rapist.

The Oscars are trying to be woke AF this year, and it almost feels sincere.

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05 Mar 15:05

Older Academy Voters Won't Let Get Out Be Oscar-Great, Haven't Even Watched Film

by Anne Branigin on The Grapevine, shared by Whitney Kimball to Jezebel
Erin H

They should be removed from the Academy if they refuse to watch nominated films, for real. I am unsurprised though.

Despite being nominated for four major Oscar awards this year, including Best Movie and Best Director, some long-time Oscar voters still haven’t watched Get Out because they don’t deem it Academy Award material.

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02 Mar 01:24

Kohl's Is Adding a Grocery Department. Here's What We Know So Far. — Shopping

by Lisa Freedman
Erin H

They have had grocery stores in wisconsin for decades. They're not the best though, I shopped at Pick-N-Save when I lived there (same owners as Mariano's).

Back in January, we heard that Kohl's was looking to partner with a food retailer to help drive traffic to its stores. Department store execs have been tight-lipped on what exactly that means for shops and shoppers, but we've been poking around and here's what we've managed to dig up so far.

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01 Mar 20:14

Kroger won't sell guns to anyone under 21

Erin H

Kroger sells guns?!?

01 Mar 03:16

Walmart Will Raise Minimum Age for Buying Firearms and Ammunition to 21

by Hannah Gold
Erin H

Holy shit! The wingnuts can't possibly boycott the Walmarts. What are they gonna do?

In a statement released Wednesday, Walmart, the world’s largest retailer, announced it would raise the minimum age required to buy firearms and ammunition from 18 to 21.

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28 Feb 22:04

Here’s What to Do with Cookbooks You Don’t Want Anymore — Organizing Tips from Kitchn

by Ayn-Monique Klahre
Erin H

I'll save you a click through. The options they list for you are:
1. Sell them
2. Donate them to a charitable organization
3. Offer them to friends/on craigslist for free
4. Recycle them
I never would have thought about doing any of those things with items I no longer use. Thank Dog for the kitchn.

As much as we all love cookbooks, sometimes you hit a point where you just have to let a few go. But unless a cookbook is totally trashed or something flimsy you put together in grade school, you don't really want to just throw them in the garbage. Someone else could get use out of them! Here's what to do with cookbooks you don't want anymore.

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28 Feb 02:19

Billy Graham will be only the 4th person to lie in honor at the Capitol

Erin H

I wish I lived closer to DC so I could go spit on this shitweasel's ugly fucking corpse.

Congressional leadership announced last week that it would commemorate the life of evangelist Billy Graham by having him lie in honor this Wednesday, a rare accolade for any American and an official embrace of the religious leader from the halls of government.
15 Feb 20:13

How 'The Good Place' Turned Into the Smartest, Funniest Sitcom on TV

Erin H

Do not read this if you haven't seen it (and if you haven't, Jesus Christ, get ON that shit, it's the best). But if you are caught up through the season 2 finale, it's a great read.

Let's be honest: By all accounts, The Good Place shouldn't work. 

It's a primetime network comedy – NBC, former home of Outsourced and Sean Saves the World – that breaks every primetime network comedy commandment, having spent its sophomore season blowing up its own premise every Thursday night. Other than Ted Danson and Kristen Bell, the show features an

This article originally appeared on www.rollingstone.com: How 'The Good Place' Turned Into the Smartest, Funniest Sitcom on TV

14 Feb 20:38

Would you ride a 93 mph zip line through the mountains?

Erin H

YES PLEASE

It's going to take some nerve to attach yourself to a zip wire, then whiz at velocities of close to 100 miles per hour down the UAE's highest mountain.
08 Feb 16:31

Is it Ever OK to Ask Friends How Much They Paid for Their Home?

by Taryn Williford
Erin H

1. Of course it is, they are your friends
2. You don't even have to, just look it up on Zillow FFS

My husband and I are in the process of saving for a house. We're among the last of our friends to buy their first place and, since friends know we're looking, we're getting some great advice about home ownership. The people in our lives have been very forthcoming about their budgets and payments, something that's tremendously helpful as we figure out exactly how much house we can afford.

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08 Feb 04:19

Here's Audio of Quentin Tarantino Defending Roman Polanski: 13-Year-Old Girl 'Wanted to Have It'

by Madeleine Davies
Erin H

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Quentin Tarantino so hard in the goddamn nose.

In October of 2017, director Quentin Tarantino spoke out about his longtime collaborator Harvey Weinstein and the mounting accusations of sexual assault against him, telling the New York Times, “I knew enough to do more than I did. There was more to it than just the normal rumors, the normal gossip. It wasn’t…

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07 Feb 14:59

Diane Kruger Defends Quentin Tarantino: He 'Never Abused His Power' With Me

Erin H

I have a ton of food in my fridge, how can there possibly be global hunger?

Diane Kruger is coming to Quentin Tarantino's defense amid allegations that call the director's character and past decisions into question.

The actress shared a film still of herself in character in 2009's Inglorious Basterds to her Instagram Tuesday, along with a statement of support

This article originally appeared on www.rollingstone.com: Diane Kruger Defends Quentin Tarantino: He 'Never Abused His Power' With Me

06 Feb 14:57

Doritos to Launch a Softer Chip for Women, But What About for Those of Us Who Want to Chew on Glass?

by Joanna Rothkopf
Erin H

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. I'll have to add this to my shopping list, along with razors for women, pens for women, and pocky for men.

Men consume chips with a vigor reserved for those who have never feared for their safety on an open-air bridge; who have never thought their right to vote could be revoked as a clerical error because they got too shouty in the SoHo Apple store; who don’t know what it feels like to scream at their skin until it absorbs…

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06 Feb 01:13

The world just met a young Hans Solo

Erin H

Way to go, CNN. Who knew the Solos were German?

04 Feb 02:11

TiVo flips 'SkipMode' around for Super Bowl ad fans

by Richard Lawler
Erin H

Ha!

A few years ago TiVo rolled out SkipMode for its DVRs that would allow viewers to jump past ads (on certain prime-time programs) with the press of a button. This year, for Super Bowl LII it's flipping the technology around with GameSkip that works fa...
03 Feb 20:55

Justin Timberlake Talks Super Bowl, 'Personal' New LP Inspired by Wife, Son

Erin H

Maybe he should be talking about how he's a piece of shit supporter of a child molester instead.

For Justin Timberlake, his Super Bowl halftime show is a success before it even happens – because he's already earned the approval of his son.

"I was at rehearsals a couple of days ago," he told NBC Sports' Dan Patrick in an interview set to air Sunday. "You start off with these start-stop

This article originally appeared on www.rollingstone.com: Justin Timberlake Talks Super Bowl, 'Personal' New LP Inspired by Wife, Son

03 Feb 20:35

Lupita Nyong’o Looks Amazing

by Jessica
Erin H

A-no a-duh.

In pleated, shiny pants, no less.
03 Feb 20:27

The ‘King of Kong’ could be stripped of his high score

by Rob LeFebvre
Erin H

Holy shit!!

Just days after video game high score champ Todd Rogers was stripped of his Dragster title for mathematically impossible times, the man who was the Donkey Kong king for almost 20 years has also come under scrutiny. Billy Mitchell's 2010 high score fo...
28 Jan 18:50

Mark Your Calendars: The Trading Spaces Reboot Has a Premiere Date

by Tara Bellucci
Erin H

I am more excited for this than anyone ought to be.

Ever since the return of Trading Spaces was announced in March of last year, we've been nothing but excited for the "mother of all design shows" to be back. Now, we finally know when to set our DVRs: TLC has announced a premiere date for the reboot.

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26 Jan 18:55

Here Is the Extremely Confusing Trailer for the New Heathers 

by Kelly Faircloth on The Muse, shared by Joanna Rothkopf to Jezebel
Erin H

HARD PASS

The trailer for the rebooted Heathers premiered on Thursday, and can I just say that I’m not sure that I “get” the new Heathers?

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26 Jan 02:30

MoviePass abruptly cuts off access to several AMC theaters

by Richard Lawler
Erin H

This is the scariest contract I have ever seen. It seemed too good to be true and it is. They can cancel your subscription at any time and do not need to refund any unused portion. If you cancel and you have used more than your contribution, they can demand you pay the difference. If they think you are using it too much, THEY can cancel and make you pay the difference. What a fucking racket.

The $9.95 MoviePass subscription has been incredibly popular and soon the company will invest in films itself, but because the company pays full price for each ticket, it's subsidizing each customer's theater visit. AMC execs called the plan "unsusta...
25 Jan 23:14

Timberlake set for halftime show

Erin H

Now I can boycott two things at once!

25 Jan 23:12

Casey Affleck Is a Big, Scared Baby, Won't Present Best Actress Award at Oscars

by Megan Reynolds
Erin H

Glad I won't have to look at his smug fuckin face during the show.

Casey Affleck, alleged sexual harasser and general fucking creep, has withdrawn from the upcoming Academy Awards ceremony because he did not want to become a “distraction,” which is secret Boston dirtbag code for “a man who reportedly disrespects women, allegedly abuses them, and yet still gets to keep his day job.”

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25 Jan 01:10

Neil Diamond Fans Donate Refunded Concert Money to Parkinson's Research

Erin H

No, YOU'RE crying.

After Neil Diamond announced he was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease – canceling concerts in Australia and New Zealand – fans responded by overwhelmingly donating the refunded money to Parkinson's research and other charities. 

"This makes me smile. Thank you. Thank to you everyone

This article originally appeared on www.rollingstone.com: Neil Diamond Fans Donate Refunded Concert Money to Parkinson's Research

25 Jan 01:02

Judge to Larry Nassar: 'I just signed your death warrant'

Erin H

I hope the prison pipes the victim statements over speakers in the ceiling of his cell 24/7.

Once a world-renowned sports physician treating America's foremost Olympic women gymnasts, Larry Nassar now will spend the rest of his life behind bars.