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Christopher LantzYes... indeed. As I sit here in the demarc waiting to hear the outcome of our current work snafu, I say this magick phrase to all the stress and noise that surrounds me.
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Underwater Dogs, A Book of Dogs Fetching Things Underwater by Photographer Seth Casteel
Christopher LantzScary dog mouths.
Earlier this year we featured the work of pet photographer and animal rights activist Seth Casteel and his incredible shots of dogs fetching balls and other toys underwater. Now, Casteel has authored Underwater Dogs, a hardcover book of these (and new) photos, along with a 2013 calendar. The book is available to purchase at Amazon and the 2013 calendar is available to purchase at Willow Creek Press. Casteel was recently featured on ABC’s Good Morning America, Take a look at that segment which gives insight on Casteel’s process and the inspiration behind his work.
In more than eighty portraits by award-winning pet photographer and animal rights activist Seth Casteel capture new sides of our old friends with vibrant underwater photography that makes it impossible to look away. Each image bubbles with exuberance and life, a striking reminder that even in the most loveable and domesticated dog, there are more primal forces at work. In Underwater Dogs, Seth Casteel gives playful and energetic testament to the rough-and-tumble joy that our dogs bring into our lives.
Here’s a look at some of the fun photos featured in Underwater Dogs:
photos by Seth Casteel
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'Just Like A Chap' Rap
Christopher LantzTimetraveling rap, wut?
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Voter Intimidation Billboards In Minority Neighborhoods
Christopher LantzThis is some serious bullshit.
Popping up in several Midwestern swing state cities, a prime example of harassment and intimidation of the public via advertising:
Billboards stating that “VOTER FRAUD IS A FELONY 3-1/2 YRs & $10,000 Fine” have been popping up in African American and Latino neighborhoods in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Cleveland, Ohio. These billboards are paid for by a “Private Family Foundation” whose actual identity has yet to be disclosed.
Eye See What You Did There
Christopher LantzAHHH!

The eye pics in this animated GIF were taken by photographer Ellen Martorelli as part of her Eyes-Scapes series.
Goggled coat
Christopher LantzUm, yes! More of this please. I just want to show up at the bank, stand there, and breath loudly.

Luxury retailer Luisa Viaroma at one point sold these $424 Matt Nylon Hooded Down Jackets with integrated, goggled facemasks. In an apparent bid to soften the appearance of alien menace projected by the garment when fully zipped, the vendor added a silly poof-ball at the crown. This latter seems easily removed, and I speculate that it is similar to the little snap-off bit of wink-nudge metal that converts your semi-automatic to full-auto -- that is, a way to claim relative harmlessness at the point of sale. Because once you lose the bogglie-ball, brother, you're pure terror in this one.
I'd Wear It: Winter Jacket With Integrated Goggles In Hood
Matt Nylon Hooded Down Jacket (Product page/dead link)
Missing the Point FAIL
Christopher LantzI share this radio hosts, suppressed laughter in listening to this women's insane proposal.
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Tagged: awkward , best of week , hall of fame , missing the point , radio , video , whoosh Share on FacebookMenacing Josh Romney
Christopher LantzHoly shit! This is even better than Binders full of Women. His son is scarier looking that Patrick Bateman.
Mitt Romney’s second oldest son Josh Romney gets crowned as the latest meme villain.
A Supercut of TV Characters in Hilarious Halloween Costumes
Christopher LantzAn awesome supercut!
Michelle Rafferty of Flavorwire has gathered the “funniest costumes in TV history” for the supercut video titled 50 TV Characters in Hilarious Halloween Costumes. The full list of shows, costumes and characters used in the video is available at Flavorwire.
Friends’ Chandler as the Easter bunny.
Infographic: Which James Bond Had the Most Kills, Conquests, and Martinis?
Christopher LantzThis chart amuses me. All random collections of trivial data amuses me.
Where most movie franchises are lucky to span one decade, the James Bond franchise is celebrating its 50th anniversary this year with its 23rd installment, Skyfall. The trick behind its longevity is no secret — since the ’60s, the producers have reinvented the iconic agent several times so that he always feels of the moment.
But through it all, a few key characteristics remain the same. Bond is always first and foremost a martini man, though he may dabble in beer or other cocktails from time to time, and his knack for ladykilling is almost as well regarded as his talent for killing-killing. So which of the six Bonds is the deadliest, booziest, and sexiest of them all? The infographic after the jump has the answer.
Ta-da! According to this chart by The Economist (via Vulture), it’s Pierce Brosnan who’s the Bondiest Bond by those measures. His average combined bodies, conquests, and martinis per movie is roughly 50% higher than the second-place contender, Daniel Craig.
However, a closer look at the data suggests some ways in which these fellows set themselves apart from one another. Brosnan’s dominance is mostly due to his trigger-happy tendencies; as a drinker and a lover, he’s somewhere in the middle of the pack. Meanwhile, Craig is by far the drunkest Bond, with an astonishing average of five martinis for his first two releases. (Skyfall has been excluded from the data, so this chart just draws on his actions from Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace.) But all that liquor evidently does him no favors with the opposite sex.
George Lazenby, it turns out, is the most popular with the Bond girls — he carved three notches into his bedpost in his one and only outing, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. And all the way at the end of the spectrum is poor Timothy Dalton, whose Bond averaged something like six dead bodies, two hookups, and two martinis per film. That might be a wild record for a normal person, but by Bond standards it’s apparently quite tame.
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Mansplaining
Christopher LantzAllow me to Mansplain these meme to you.
Ladies, please let me explain why my explanation will always sound better than yours.
The Big Electron, A Bill Hicks & George Carlin Tribute Song by Melodysheep
Christopher Lantzby Melodysheep, the guy responsible for the symphony of science series.
Two legendary comedians offer their perspectives on life, through song.
The Big Electron is a remix tribute song to late comedians Bill Hicks and George Carlin, using footage from their stand up routines. It was created by melodysheep (aka John D. Boswell) of Symphony of Science. You can hear and download melodysheep’s entire collection of “inspirational and humorous remixes” at Remixes for the Soul.
Honest Movie Trailers: Paranormal Activity by Screen Junkies
Christopher LantzShared because at the end, the trailer guy says "Ermegaerd!"
“What happens when you sleep… makes a really boring movie.”
Screen Junkies, a group of guys who share their honest advice about what movies and television show to see and not to see, have created a new honest movie trailer for the 2007 supernatural horror film Paranormal Activity that puts their humorous opinion of the movie (and more) into a fake film trailer. We have previously written about the Screen Junkies and their collection of honest movie trailers.
It’s Halloween. Which means time for another Paranormal Activity sequel. In honor of spooky, moving furniture and actors who seem like they won a contest, we’re looking way back to the one that started it all. No. Not The Blair Witch Project. The other one.
Whatever. I still prefer these to Saw sequels.
via Screen Junkies
Synaptic Stimuli » To be a cartographer and explorer of the cosmic terra incognita.
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Christopher LantzMmmm, more horned demon inspiration.
Impulse 'Strange Rock in the Heavens'
Christopher LantzKickin' tunes!
Original soundtrack by Hagen & Coldfingers, Jackson Lawhead, Kyer Kahn, Meteo Xavier, Nebyoolae, Rob Northcott, Shawn Crawford, Shrack.
So much love! Janelle Monae - Cold War
Christopher LantzSuch a good Jam. Thanks Jake.
So much love! Janelle Monae - Cold War
Scarecrow WIN
Christopher LantzAwesome spooky cool.
Click here to check out more of Web Urbanist's roundup of cool and geeky scarecrows!
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Tagged: scarecrow , halloween , design , spooky , creepy , best of week , Hall of Fame Share on FacebookCHANNEL 2020 TEASER!
Christopher LantzThis goes out to all the working stiffs out there who are buried in their work.
Correct Reaction WIN

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Tagged: best of week , fifty shades of grey , gross , hall of fame , public transportation , reaction Share on FacebookThe Hilarious Costumes of a Dog Named Trotter, Photos by Sonya Yu









The bar for fine art photographs of dogs in goofy costumes was set quite high in the 70s and 80s by photographer William Wegman and his Weimaraner companions Man Ray and Fay Ray, and while I suspect 20% of the entire industry of the internet is spent sharing adorable pet photos, it’s rare to see a single animal transcend the rest. Some worthy contenders recently have been Theron Humphrey and his dog Maddie, and also Seth Casteel’s underwater dogs. But a new pup has thrown down the gauntlet and her name is Trotter, a one-year-old French Bulldog lovingly captured by her owner, San Francisco photographer Sonya Yu who bills herself as a Professional Food Pornographer. You can follow Trotter’s dressy exploits on Yu’s Instagram feed but also check out her personal work which is outstanding. (via the fluffington post, which apparently, is a thing)
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Christopher LantzHi Guys, I hope you are having this kind of day.
Welcome to Monster Town, A Children’s Book by Ryan Heshka
Christopher LantzThis is super cute and resembles aspects of one of the stories I'm working on now.
Welcome To Monster Town is a spooky / cute children’s book created by self-taught artist Ryan Heshka and published by Macmillan that takes you through the daily work habits of a large group of memorable monsters. Ryan’s old movie, comic book, and classic animation influence really shows in the excellent illustrations throughout the book. According to book editor Christy Ottaviano, Welcome To Monster Town has been sold to Dreamworks Animation and is currently in film development. Hardcover versions of the book are available to purchase at Amazon.
As soon as the sun sets on Monstertown, creatures of all kinds go to work. So hop on the Ghoul Bus and see for yourself who inhabits this ghoulish town. Dr. Cyclops, Postmaster Skeleton, Frank N. Stein, Dr. Mummy, Captain Witch, and many other monster friends—including a junior monster-in-training—will welcome you with open arms!
images via Ryan Heshka
via Circus Posterus and Super Punch
Mondays, Amirite?
Christopher LantzDog Marco.
Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
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Christopher LantzBless you, Space Jumping Cat.
God bless the Internet.
Have you had your daily dose of The Daily What yet?
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