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BELLEFONTE, PA – Brandi Weaver-Gates, the 2015 winner of a Miss Pennsylvania offshoot pageant, is facing felony charges after lying about having cancer and raking in thousands of dollars in donations.

Weaver-Gates, 23, has been charged with theft by deception and receiving stolen property after investigators say she took money raised from events on her behalf to help pay for her medical bills as she battled chronic lymphocytic leukemia.

However, the state police investigator said Weaver-Gates never had the disease and called her efforts to make people believe she did “an elaborate scheme.” He’s not joking, either.

On top of having relatives drive her to John Hopkins Medicine in Baltimore and make them wait in the lobby for hours as she went to another part of the hospital to pretend to have treatment, she would also shave her head to appear as a cancer patient.

These relatives may also include her own parents. In one interview she described telling her parents about her diagnosis was one of the most difficult things she’s ever had to do.

“I know that’s a parent’s worst fear, possibly losing a child. That was the hardest part, making my parents go through this. I mean, I know I’m not making them, but that’s how it feels,” Weaver-Gates said.

There were also multiple fundraisers created to help pay her medical bills, one of them raising $14,000.

“It was amazing. I didn’t know half of the people there. It really did surprise me,” Weaver-Gates said about the fundraiser. “It speaks to how great our community is. They wanted to come and support someone who is going through a hard time in their life.”

Police were tipped off by an anonymous person who said that Weaver-Gate could not name any of her doctors and that they called Johns Hopkins to verify she had never been a patient there.

If this can be used as a lesson to any of you reading this, it is not to trust these types of fundraisers without getting proof. Stick with helping Dreamin’ Demon stay alive. We serve a much needed public service and, if you don’t donate, there is a possibility that the Great Pazuzu may visit you in your sleep and swallow your soul.

lol! Suckers!

This article was written by Morbid for The Dreamin Demon - the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.

Welcome to the faces of America’s present and future.

15-year-old James Edwards Jr. is an especially fine prize. He doesn’t much like white folks. Back in April, he tweeted:

90% of white ppl (people) are nasty. #HATE THEM.

I’m not sure how 17-year-old Michael Jones felt about that tweet, but maybe he was part of the quality 10% in James’ eyes.

James Edwards also tweeted the delightful communication:

With my niggas when it’s time to start taken life’s”

According to people who know these things, this is a line from the Chief Keef rap song, “I Don’t Like.” Apparently the kids listen to this kind of thing nowadays. Also, they haven’t mastered the use of the apostrophe, which is a shame considering how much money is going to schools.

Edwards’ sister Rachel Padilla finds it hard to believe her younger brother would ever post online messages about killing and hate. After all, James Edwards is just another one of those misunderstood youths who feel the back-breaking jackboot of white oppression pressing down on them on a daily basis.

I know that he has a lot of Caucasian friends with whom he hangs with. The only way that I would feel that he would say anything racist about anybody is because that we have felt racism from some of the people here in the community of Stephens County.

On , just before 3 in the afternoon, these fine young gentlemen took it upon themselves to drive through the streets of their town with a gun, following this guy, who was out for a jog:

This guy. Right here. On the left. The white guy.

Christopher Lane, from Australia, attended East Central University in Ada, about 85 miles west of Duncan. Attending the university on a scholarship, Lane started 14 games at catcher last year and was entering his senior year.

According to Duncan Police Chief Danny Ford:

They saw Christopher go by, and one of them said: ‘There’s our target.’ The boy who has talked to us said, ‘We were bored and didn’t have anything to do, so we decided to kill somebody.’

Chief Ford said the trio followed the 22-year-old Lane and shot him once in the back before driving off.

Christopher Lane staggered across the road and fell to his knees, then managed to get up and take a few more steps before collapsing for good.

A woman who saw him struggling called 911. As she waited with him for an ambulance, the young man started to turn blue.

“If you don’t hurry, he’s gone,” the woman warned.

The paramedics who arrived a few minutes later couldn’t save Christopher Lane, and the young man was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Immediately after the shooting, witnesses gave police a general description of a black car.

The investigation turned up security footage from a nearby Mexican restaurant. The footage showed what could have been the car, but hours passed and the trail went cold with no sign of whether there would be another killing.

Four hours after the shooting, a man called police, saying he could see three juveniles with guns and mentioned that they looked like they wanted to kill someone.

This brought officers running, who found the car they had been looking for in a church parking lot across the street from the caller’s house. James Edwards, Michael Jones and Chancey Luna were inside, and they were deemed suspicious enough to be arrested.

After two days of interrogation James Edwards began to give details about the case to police. According to James, they had been inside a house when Christopher Lane ran by. Seeing him jog past the house, the group decided he’d be a nice convenient target – and a way to address their boredom.

Michael Jones ultimately told authorities:

We were bored and didn’t have anything to do, so we decided to kill somebody.

James Edwards and Chancey Luna have been charged as adults with first degree felony murder.

Michael Jones, who was driving, faces two charges. Use of a vehicle in the discharge of a weapon and accessory after the fact to murder in the first degree.

We here at PYSIH.com are sure Oklahoma will deliver the justice that James, Michael and Chancey deserve.

Australians who have followed this story, by the way, are now as annoyed with our aborigines as they are with theirs.

You may notice that there’s been an interesting trend lately in crime and victimization, a trend that isn’t generally being talked about in the mainstream.

The trend has been for groups of diverse youth, typically darkish in color, to find, ambush and assault small groups or solo individuals of a lighter hue. This has been noticed in some circles.

You may want to be on your guard in your town.

After all, we wouldn’t want another Trayvon Martin incident would we?
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