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29 May 17:43

10 Years Ago Today: Roy Halladay Throws a Perfect Game

by Kevin Kinkead
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This was the last time baseball was fun. Ryan, weren't we day drunk in Sea Isle for this and completely missedit?

Let’s share a good memory on a Friday morning.

Today, May 29th, marks the 10-year anniversary of Roy Halladay’s perfect game.

It took place at Sun Life Stadium in Miami, Florida, before the Marlins moved to their new, cavernous facility in Little Havana. Halladay struck out 11 batters on 115 pitches, 72 for strikes, en route to a 1-0 win:

I could watch that sinker all day long. Four of his 11 strikeouts that night came with that pitch.

At the time, it was Major League Baseball’s 20th perfect game. Halladay credited Chooch afterward, saying this about the Phils’ catcher:

“I can’t say enough about the game he called. After four or five innings, I just let him take over and I went with him. It was a no-brainer for me. See the glove, hit the glove. They have good hitters over there. You can’t fall into a pattern against them. The way Carlos called the game made a big difference.”

After the game, a reporter asked Marlins outfielder Cody Ross if it was embarrassing to be the victim of a perfect game.

Ross said it was not. “Look who’s pitching,” he said. “Roy Halladay. He’s the best pitcher in baseball.”

He shook off Ruiz just one time the entire night.

Awesome night, legendary Philadelphia sports performance.

RIP Doc.

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29 May 15:53

Howl’s Moving Castle should be the model for every book-to-film adaptation

by Petrana Radulovic
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I never watched this one. Am i getting hbo max!!??

howl in his monstrous bird form, holding sophie Image: Studio Ghibli/GKids

… even though it changes everything about the book 

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29 May 11:37

NFL renews exclusive deal with EA, ensuring 6 more years of disappointing Madden games

by Sam Barsanti on News, shared by Sam Barsanti to The A.V. Club
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Remember when these games were the Best. Was that just cause we were in college and could play all day everyday against random people on the floor or because they were just better then?

Competition is good in any industry, but it’s rarely as tactile as it is in video games. One game studio popularizes a revolutionary new kind of multiplayer genre, a much bigger game studio comes along and uses its huge amount of resources to build a similar game that it can sell on a free-to-play model that is…

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27 May 14:24

‘NBA Desktop’: Michael Jordan’s Best Lies From ‘The Last Dance’

by Jason Concepcion
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His 08 Cetics take at about 4:30 is Perfect. "You won One title and made it two finals, why the Fuck do i constantly have to hear from you. You're not a dynasty, you didn't stop lebron wtf!?"

Plus, Jason delivers a long-overdue rant on Paul Pierce and the ’08 Celtics.

Welcome back to the NBA Desktop! This week, we break down the shocking reveal that Michael Jordan’s famous NBA Finals “Flu Game,” was actually a “Possibly Poisoned Pizza Game.” Spencer Dinwiddie has been busy recently, starting a GoFundMe for fans to raise bitcoin to determine his next team. Downtown Josh Brown joins the show to help make sense of Spencer’s thinking, as well as bitcoin in general. Then, we look at Danny Green’s and Enes Kanter’s new business ventures during the league’s suspension, and Jason delivers a long-overdue rant on Paul Pierce and the ’08 Celtics. Plus, Desktop Trivia with the host of Boom/Bust: HQ Trivia, The Ringer’s own Alyssa Bereznak!

27 May 14:22

Why the NBA Could (and Should) Look More Like the World Cup

by Kevin O'Connor
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Pretty compelling argument, ssounds real fun

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The league is considering several formats for its restart, but the best approach is to work in groups

Adam Silver isn’t shy about trying new things. Late Friday night, the league office sent a survey to all 30 general managers asking for their feedback on several different formats to restart the season. One proposal is to replace the first round of the playoffs with a “group stage” in which the 20 teams with the best records would be placed into four groups of five teams. Teams would play two games against each opponent in their own group, and the teams with the two best records from each group would qualify for the second round of the playoffs. Eight teams would advance, and then teams would play seven-game series to determine the champion.

Silver admitted in Paris this January that he’s “jealous in certain ways of soccer globally,” and advocated for the NBA to adopt a soccer-style midseason tournament and a late-season play-in tournament. The plan stalled, but the group stage could be an opportunity for the NBA to try to capture some World Cup soccer magic. A total of 80 games could be played over two and a half weeks, and every one of them would be a must-win. It’d be a gauntlet during which legacies would be on the line and young stars could vie for greatness. The NBA has never experienced anything like it.

The league could still pick up where it left off, with all 30 teams playing a handful more regular-season games, or go straight to the postseason using the current standings and the current playoff format. But Silver has been pushing innovative changes for years, and front office executives have long believed that the commissioner’s preference is to use this restart as a time to experiment.

It’s a pivotal week ahead for the league. NBPA executive director Michele Roberts has been conducting Zoom calls with individual teams over the past week to detail potential paths to resume play, and the financial impact of any decision. On Wednesday, the NBA’s advisory/finance committee will hold a conference call to discuss plans moving forward, according to sources. And this Friday, the board of governors will meet and Silver will formally present formats for resuming the season, according to multiple league sources. Possibly as soon as next week, teams and players will vote on which path to take when games resume, all of which will likely be hosted at Disney World. Here’s why the group stage offers the most upside for the NBA and how it could work.

The Group Stage Format

The 16 current playoff teams would qualify for the group stage, plus the four teams with the next-best records (Trail Blazers, Pelicans, Kings, and Spurs). The remaining 10 teams would be done for the season. The survey sent to each general manager noted that “tiers” would first be created using the regular-season standings to ensure competitive balance between the groups.

For example, the 20 teams could be allocated into five tiers in descending order by record:

  • Tier 1: Bucks, Lakers, Raptors, Clippers
  • Tier 2: Celtics, Nuggets, Jazz, Heat
  • Tier 3: Thunder, Rockets, Pacers, Sixers
  • Tier 4: Mavericks, Grizzlies, Nets, Magic
  • Tier 5: Blazers, Pelicans, Kings, Spurs

Groups could then be randomly drawn, with one team from each tier going into each group. The NBA is working on approaches to fairly balance the groupings, such as limiting each group to only three Western Conference teams, according to multiple front office sources. Drawings for the group stage could be televised, league sources say. The NBA draft lottery has yielded between 2.4 million and 4.4 million viewers the past 10 years on ESPN; a live drawing of the groups, even with Silver and a representative from every team broadcasting from their own homes, would do major numbers. Here’s one draw of the groups based on a random number generator:

Teams would play opponents within their own groups twice, meaning every team would play eight games. The two teams in each group with the best record would move on. A tie-breaking procedure has yet to be settled on, but utilizing the highest winning percentage from the regular season would be a logical first option. The league could then use its existing tiebreakers to determine playoff seedings, with head-to-head records being the next criterion.

Each of the groups from our example is even—they should produce matchups that are challenging and entertaining, and offer plenty of story lines to drive discussion during the weeks of training camp. Take Group 2, for example. We could watch an afternoon matinee with Houston’s pick-and-roll attack facing off against Miami’s zone defense, then a marquee matchup between LeBron and Zion. Two days later, we’d get to watch the Lakers face the Rockets. In Group 1, Damian Lillard and a now-healthy Blazers squad would get a shot at making a playoff run, but they’d have to go through multiple elite defenses to do it—facing the Bucks one day, the Sixers the next, and then the Jazz. Every single day, all day long, there would be multiple great games to watch.

One concern raised by team executives is the possibility of a “group of death”—a term used by soccer fans to describe groups that are far stronger than others, making it unfair for the top contenders. For example, if groups are randomly drawn, there is an unlikely-but-possible scenario that the Bucks could end up in a group with the Celtics, Rockets, Mavericks, and Pelicans—arguably the four best teams in Tiers 2 through 5. As an alternative to having groups randomly selected, multiple league sources say the league has considered allowing Tier 1 teams—the Bucks, Lakers, Raptors, Clippers—to draft their own groups. Now that would make for some drama during a selection show.

But Eastern Conference teams have already pushed back at the league for the group stage suggestion, according to league sources. The East is weaker than the West, and teams wouldn’t want to give up leverage in future discussions to reseed the postseason or remove conferences entirely. It’s a fair point, but conferences aren’t going away anytime soon, because of concerns about coast-to-coast travel, even under normal circumstances. In my opinion, the groups are balanced almost every single way you distribute teams from each tier. All teams in tiers 2 and 3 are relatively even, and with the exception of the Mavericks, the same can be said for tiers 4 and 5. Any minor kinks could be ironed out if the league and the NBPA agree to fully explore this scenario.

Perhaps teams who earned home-court advantage during the regular season could gripe about having to go against other formidable opponents on a neutral court. The Bucks and Lakers had all but locked up the first seeds in each conference when the season was suspended, and were lined up for seven-game series against the eighth-seeded Magic and Grizzlies, respectively. But utilizing regular-season win percentage as a tiebreaker gives them an edge—and they’d still be heavily favored regardless of the format. If they, along with the Raptors and Clippers, were also allowed to draft their opponents from each tier in the group stage, it would also help make up the loss of their home-court advantage.

There was one month of regular-season games remaining when the season was suspended, which meant there was still time for East and West teams to shuffle in the standings. The round-robin nature of a group stage similarly allows for teams to jostle for positioning before the traditional seven-game series begin. It also gives teams that were on the playoff bubble, like the Blazers and Pelicans, another chance. Other proposed formats, such as going straight to a 16-team playoff format or featuring a postseason play-in tournament for the eighth seed, fail to account for any of those variables.


The Other Possible Formats

One of the driving factors in Silver’s desire to try something new, league sources believe, is to drum up more interest in the game. Getting casual fans invested in the early rounds is a problem the league faces annually. Ratings were down significantly in the first round last year, partially because LeBron was out, but also because there was a lack of interesting series; there were two sweeps, only one six-gamer, and only one Game 7. The league made several other proposals to GMs last week, including one that would have all 30 teams resume the regular season to finish with 72 or 76 games. League sources have consistently said during the past few weeks that games will likely resume with the playoffs. That has yet to be determined, but with that in mind, let’s review the other proposals for going straight to the postseason.

• Utilize play-in tournaments for the eighth seed that involve bubble playoff teams (or play-in tournaments for the seventh and eighth seeds in each conference): I support this concept for future seasons. But not now. As stated earlier, the entire standings could have shuffled had the season continued. What is the value in having the Kings go back to training camp for three weeks, undergo a quarantine at Disney, and then play only one or two play-in games? In a group stage, each team would be guaranteed eight games. And is there a single good reason to bring back teams way out of the race like the Wizards (5.5 games back of the Magic) or Hornets (seven games back from the Magic) to compete for a playoff spot?

Advance directly to the playoffs based on March 12 standings: This is by far the simplest solution. Teams on the playoff bubble in the West would have a right to gripe, but other than that, complaints would be minimal. But it’s also bland, for reasons we’ll get into shortly.

Advance directly to the playoffs based on March 12 standings, without conferences: All the aforementioned concerns Eastern Conference teams have about conference imbalance apply to the conferenceless approach. Here’s how the bracket would look without conferences:

A 16-team playoff bracket without conferences would make for a fresh change to the traditional schedule. But a group format is less monotonous; individual groups have a few boring matchups (such as Pacers-Kings), but those games would happen only twice instead of at least four times, and they wouldn’t happen consecutively like they do with a 16-team bracket. That’s what’s so brutal about many first-round series. With or without conferences, we’d be locked into a Bucks-Magic series for over a week. Without conferences, Lakers-Nets has little intrigue while Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant are sidelined. Winners of those short series would also be stuck in Florida without any games to play until other series conclude—whereas a group stage would assure all teams finish within a day or two of each other before the second round begins.

A Potential Ratings Sensation

If other recent sporting events are any indication, NBA ratings should be up this summer no matter the format. An average of 5.8 million people watched “The Match 2,” a charity golf event held this past weekend, which made it the most-viewed golf telecast in cable television history. NASCAR had 6.3 million viewers when it returned last week, up 38 percent over its last race in March. The Last Dance averaged 5.6 million same-day viewers, making it the most-watched documentary ever on ESPN. If you’re reading this article, the odds are you’ll watch the NBA no matter what format is used. But the league also needs to think about the casual fans who don’t really care about the first round of the playoffs, the ones who ask, “Why should I watch the Bucks sweep the Magic?”

American basketball fans might be most familiar with the concept of a group stage through the Olympics or the World Cup, where the format has been used for decades. But watching the United States in a group stage hasn’t been historically compelling since the team is so typically overpowering compared to most countries. Look to soccer for how great a group stage can be. Many soccer fans consider the 2018 World Cup the greatest in history, partially because of how exciting the group stage was. There were drama-filled games on a literal daily basis, with an endless barrage of stoppage-time goals, unbelievable saves, epic individual performances, comebacks, and upsets. For NBA fans in America, a group stage format would create a March Madness vibe at the pro level: Every single game would matter and there would always be a good game to watch.

A group stage would also make for a potential gambling bonanza, with games airing from noon to midnight. Multiple league sources have remarked about how additional eyeballs would be drawn to the league due to the gambling possibilities. Sports gambling is also now legal in 22 jurisdictions; five states with a team that would participate in a group-stage playoffs—Colorado, Indiana, New York, Oregon, and Tennessee—all legalized it within the past year. The NBA may never approach the NFL in terms of viewership, partially due to the latter’s easy accessibility to bettors and fantasy sports players, but a group stage would make for an interesting experiment in a year when sports fans are looking for something, anything, to watch and gamble on.

A group stage also guarantees more games, which would help earn back money that has been lost as a result of the layoff. If the NBA moves straight to the playoffs with a traditional seven-game format, the most games that could be played in the first round is 56. Since the league switched to seven games in the first round for the 2003 playoffs, the average number of games is 44. It’d be nearly double if a group stage with 20 teams is utilized. Each team would play eight games, making for 80 total games.

Lingering Concerns

It’s unclear how these games would count toward existing contracts with regional sports networks (RSN) and national television stations (ESPN, TNT, and ABC). NBA teams have deals with RSNs for regular-season games; once teams hit roughly 70 games aired on their RSN, the league retains 100 percent of the revenue from those contracts. The NBA also has national deals to air a decided number of games on each network. So it’s unknown how group-stage games would financially fulfill either of those contracts. But sources on both the league side and television side believe an agreement can easily be reached because of the potentially massive ratings that could follow. Group-stage games could realistically air “side by side” on both a team’s regional sports network and on national television, just like most first-round games already do.

There is much to be lost if the postseason is canceled. National television revenue losses would total about $900 million, according to The Athletic’s Sam Amick. Any loss would have tremendous implications on the salary cap, and thus potential earnings for teams and players.

In the short term, the players association could attempt to negotiate a larger playoff pool than the currently expected $24 million that will be distributed each round to players competing in the postseason. If a group stage is used, the money would have to be distributed to more players, meaning a larger amount of potential earnings should be awarded.

Teams are also taking on some level of risk by playing games at a neutral site. As I detailed last week, proper testing is one of the primary challenges the league is facing. If games can’t be played safely, then none of the discussion around game formats will matter. There’s belief circulating around front offices that the league doesn’t think the pros of bringing back all 30 teams to complete as much of the regular season as possible outweigh the cons. Having 30 teams in competition means many more people need to be at Disney World, and more people on site means a higher chance that a local coronavirus outbreak will occur. A group stage would feature more games than a normal first round, so there’d be more instances of teams being in close contact with each other. But it would feature a smaller pool of players, and far fewer games than if the regular season resumes.

Some players might be unhappy about not returning to finish the regular season to earn the remainder of their contracts. Would players really choose to concede millions just so half the league can earn a playoff bonus? Owners would want that—if the regular season resumes and finishes, teams will need to pay players despite not earning gate-related revenue. But the players association and the league need to weigh the potential long-term risks and financial losses that could come from having all 30 teams resume play versus a limited number of teams going straight to the postseason.

No matter what the league decides, someone will have something to complain about because there is no perfect solution. Silver and the NBA are turning over every stone to find the best testing procedures and structures to resume play. This week will be a big one for basketball. By June, we could have a clearer idea of what the restart will look like. The big question now is whether the league will stick with what they know, or try something new and innovative that could change the league for the better for years to come.

27 May 14:21

The ‘Justice League’ Movie You Should Actually Watch

by Micah Peters
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Star Wars cartoons better than the flicks, Justice League cartoons better than the flicks, it's all about cartoons these days!

Warner Bros./Ringer illustration

The Snyder Cut is due out next year. But before you watch the reimagination of the 2017 live-action flick, there’s a new animated movie that may be even more compelling.

Justice League was a giant, lumpen, meandering misfire; a scarcely visible consolidation of several plotlines from DC’s expanding Cinematic Universe. Its abject awkwardness was a result of the film’s 80-20 split between the competing visions of two directors—Joss Whedon’s snappy, colorful propriety and Zack Snyder’s xxxtreme dusky seriousness. Justice League is a movie in which Batman both uses the El Diablo interrogation voice and winces over a minor injury for several comedic beats like a carbon-plated Peter Griffin. #TheSnyderCut—which will actually, finally see the light of day, as announced last week—at least promises some internal consistency, by default.

Whatever else it promises—or threatens—is still a ways off. The seed of Snyder’s real story was the “Knightmare” dream sequence in Batman v Superman, where Superman, brainwashed by Darkseid, crushes a small Batman-led resistance after an apparent apocalypse. In this version, Lois Lane has been killed before Superman, in the Batcave by Darkseid, which brings him to heel. It’s a very loose variation on John Francis Moore, Kieron Dwyer, and Hillary Barta’s Superman: The Dark Side, a three-issue run in 1998 that marooned Kal-El on Apokolips to be raised as Darkseid’s “son.” This Superman is ruthless, obsessed with conquest, and totally down to kill people. The distance between this version and even the weird Fugue State Supes that made it into the theatrical release meant Snyder’s vision could never be contained by a reasonable film run time, and when HBO Max launches it in 2021 it could arrive as six TV-style chapters. I’ll watch it to be a part of history, and also because my job will probably demand it, but friends, I am not all that psyched. Partly because DC’s movies have largely been joyless train wrecks, and I’m not hopeful that “more” is the solution to that problem—but mostly because there’s already a great DC Universe–spanning crossover event out there that’s available to watch right now. It’s called Justice League Dark: Apokolips War.

Directed by Matt Peters and Christina Sotta, Apokolips War is the 38th DC animated film released since 2007, but resolves an arc that began with The Flashpoint Paradox (2013). That’s at least 15 movies’ worth of shared backstory that Apokolips often capitalizes on. But fear not—if you’ve seen Avengers: Endgame, most of these plot points should be familiar. Wracked with guilt and positively horny for justice, Earth’s mightiest protector abandons reason, takes the fight to a big, purple existential threat, and fails spectacularly. As a result, half the life on the planet is destroyed, and the remaining heroes are profoundly broken; in body, spirit, or both. Out of hope but also out of options, they mount a desperate counter-attack with minimal chances of success. See what I mean? Even the silver bullet is the same—it’s the magic guy.

However, there’s a crucial difference between the Apokolips magic guy and the Endgame magic guy: One is compelling and one is kind of a killjoy. Benedict Cumberbatch is a great actor and Dr. Strange is a great character, but the marriage of the two was stilted and joyless, an insufferable, unfunny know-it-all, and not in a fun way. Constantine, on the other hand, admirably stalls Apokolips runaway momentum, and makes up a large part of its emotional center. There’s definitely more of the former though: Originally created by Alan Moore, Rick Veitch, Steve Bissette, John Totleben, Jamie Delano, and John Ridgway, the John Constantine character has remained largely unchanged as the queer, ultra-British, chain-smoking, wise-cracking, good-hearted misanthrope for over 30 years. In 2014, Vulture writer Abraham Riesman wrote about how Constantine’s obscure cult status enabled this, and how increased visibility—like a network television show, or being the centerpiece of a home blockbuster, for instance—might rob him of his bona fides. But his surly nature has survived the apocalypse, even death, and has only come out a little cartoony. At a pivotal moment in Apokolips, Constantine shoots up from the ground: “Can’t even be a ruddy corpse in peace. Wankin’ ‘destiny’ can go bugger itself.”

Like Justice League did and the yet-to-be-seen #SnyderCut will, Apokolips bears only a passing resemblance to any comic, and goes to great lengths to establish itself as a mature DC story, for adults. Superman’s spectacular failure is shown in great gory detail, with limbs cleaved and torn apart, blood spraying everywhere, and actual entrails on the ground. Superman himself suffers a fate worse than death—a Kryptonite agent is injected to his blood stream, rendering him eternally mortal; his blood glows green and floods into the signature “S” on his chest, like a mark of Cain. It’s the kind of plot device that feels too self-consciously grim, and yet it forces the all-powerful man to be stronger than he’s ever been asked to be. I remember thinking that in the first few minutes of the film, he’s what I always imagined him to be—too strong to ever be “human,” a boring, short-sighted idealist—and by the end I saw him as I imagine I was always meant to, as a person who experiences doubt and whose rigid moral stance is a source of constant inner conflict. At least I think I thought that—I seem to recall him going through about five metaphysical transformations during the final sequence, so there’s a distinct possibility that I hallucinated the film’s conclusion.

I think I’ll watch it one more time. There’s ample time to do so between now and the release of the #SnyderCut, which, why do we need that again?

25 May 13:36

John Krasinski cashes out, sells Some Good News to ViacomCBS

by Sam Barsanti on News, shared by Sam Barsanti to The A.V. Club
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The All Ighty Ollar

One of the bright spots of this awful pandemic has been John Krasinski’s Some Good News, an internet TV show that has managed to put together multiple The Office reunions, a Hamilton performance, and a start-studded virtual prom all in the name of giving people something positive and uplifting in the midst of so much…

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25 May 13:35

New Tenet trailer will premiere in Fortnite, just as Christopher Nolan intended

by Austen Goslin
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What the fuck

john david washington looks at a bullet hole in a window Photo: Warner Bros. Pictures

It’ll all happen in Party Royale

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25 May 13:34

Five Questions Ahead of The Match II: Tiger and Peyton vs. Phil and Tom

by Megan Schuster
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The Peyton trash talk is truly great

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The first showdown between Woods and Mickelson featured few highlights and little banner. Will an influx of star quarterbacks and few changes to the format help the second exhibition deliver?

Eighteen months after Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson first went head-to-head in “The Match,” golf fans are finally getting a reboot. And all it took was a global pandemic to make it happen.

Tiger and Phil will face off again on Sunday in The Match II, and this time they’ve invited some friends to help fill out the card: Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. We’ve seen a bit of trash talk from the pairings—Tiger and Peyton, Phil and Tom—already, with Phil bringing his 2018 Match trophy into the promotional Zoom call with the foursome and Tiger responding by draping his 2019 Masters green jacket across his chest like a snuggie.


Does this mean there will be more verbal jabs this time than there were during the first lackluster showdown? Can Brady and Manning liven things up? And which pairing is most likely to win? Let’s dig into those questions and more ahead of Sunday’s tee time (3 p.m. ET, TNT/TBS).

What will the event look like with social-distancing restrictions?

If you watched the TaylorMade Driving Relief competition Sunday, you got a sneak preview of the rules we’ll see this weekend. In that skins competition—which featured Rory McIlroy, Dustin Johnson, Rickie Fowler, and Matthew Wolff —there were no spectators, caddies, or many officials around the course. Players followed social-distancing protocols during play and even in on-course interviews. No one was allowed to touch the flagstick except for one course official, and each player carried his own bag.

There will be some modifications for The Match II—namely that players will be using golf carts to get around rather than walking (something that should hopefully help Tiger given his history of back issues, and curb the issue of Phil panting into his live mic). But there will be no caddies or spectators at this event either, and each player will be driving their own cart.

Golf is a pretty social-distancing-friendly sport on its own, so those restrictions didn’t change much for the guys at the TaylorMade event last weekend (other than Dustin Johnson repeatedly forgetting his own bag). So hopefully these guidelines won’t interfere too much with the structure of the event.

Will the additions of Brady and Manning spice things up?

Well, I certainly hope so! Tiger and Phil’s trash talk in the first go-around was … underwhelming, to say the least. It’s not great that the most interesting beef was the budding Twitter feud between Charles Barkley and Justin Verlander. Barkley will be back as an announcer for The Match II, and Justin Thomas will be joining the broadcast as an on-course reporter, so that should add some decent banter. And Phil himself has promised to up the level of gab: “Tiger and I clamped up the first time,” Phil said this week. “That won’t happen again. I think having Peyton there will be a big part of it because he gives me and Tom somebody to rough up. Peyton, when he comes back at you, he does it in a funny way that elicits a laughter from you as opposed to a defensive response.

“And I think that’s why he’s so funny, because even the person he is cutting up finds it funny and doesn’t take it personal. And that will allow us to free it up and do it a little bit more.”

Peyton should certainly be the odds-on favorite to increase tension. He successfully did so in the group’s Zoom call where he referenced Brady’s accidental trespassing incident in Tampa Bay and said he wished they could have had the event in New England where, for once, Peyton might be the better-liked of the two. But even with Peyton and Phil there to pick up the slack from the ever-stoic Tiger and Tom, my expectations are relatively low. After all, in the immortal words of my Ringer colleague Kevin Clark, “Imagine adding Tom Brady to bring spice to an event.”

What will Tiger’s game look like after three months away?

The PGA Tour closed down operations on March 12, and players have been using their two free months in a variety of ways. McIlroy has been focused on diversifying his off-course portfolio. Bryson DeChambeau has gotten fully into Bulking SZN and posting shirtless Instagram photos (I’m so sorry). And Brooks Koepka has filled his time by tossing darts at his own Brandel Chamblee dart board. So really, who knows what anyone’s game looks like right now?

But Tiger hasn’t played on the Tour since February’s Genesis Invitational, where he shot 11-over par and finished last among players who made the cut. Following that outing, where his stiff back had fans concerned, Tiger withdrew from the Arnold Palmer Invitational and the Players Championship, and this three-month layoff is his longest since undergoing spinal fusion surgery in April 2017. Tiger’s back was obviously bothering him at the Genesis, and those missed March outings confirmed fans’ fears that it wasn’t just a blip on the radar. But Tiger said recently that his back is in much better shape than it was a few months ago.

“I feel a lot better than I did then,” Tiger told GolfTV. “I’ve been able to turn a negative into a positive and been able to train a lot and get my body to where I think it should be.”

The event is taking place at Medalist Golf Club in Hobe Sound, Florida, which essentially functions as Tiger’s home course, so hopefully we’ll see the Woods who stormed through the Masters field last year and not the one who couldn’t record a birdie to save his life last time against Phil. But until we see him in action, it’s anyone’s guess.

What are some prop bets we wish existed?

The prop bets available for The Match II aren’t exactly ground-breaking. Some of the “best” include the first team to go up 1, and whether there will be extra holes. Yawn. So instead of sticking with those, I came up with a few that would seriously improve the gambling experience:

1. Will Eli Manning show up to mentally faze Brady?

We know players aren’t allowed caddies, but are you really telling me that if Eli asked to be let onto the course that officials would turn him away? Doesn’t seem super likely to me. I would pay an immense amount of money to watch Eli saunter onto the course wearing his two Super Bowl rings and ask Brady whether he was ready to once again get bested by a Manning on a Sunday. I mean, please.

2. Over/under: References made to Tom’s breaking-and-entering issue

If we count Zoom calls we’re already at 1—when Peyton joked that he and Tiger had to negotiate with the Tampa Bay sheriff to allow Tom to travel for this event. I’m guessing that won’t be the last we hear of Tom’s strange antics since he moved to Florida.

3. Over/under: Number of times that Tom’s facial expression changes

Watch this video and try to tell me he’s not a robot. Go ahead, I dare you.

Which team is going to win?

Given the partner play and the differences in format, this is a tough one to predict. The pairs will play fourball during the front 9, and modified alternate shot during the back 9—with each player teeing off to start the hole and playing alternate shot off the best drive.

In addition to being pretty good quarterbacks, both Peyton and Tom are excellent golfers: Peyton holds a 6.4 handicap at the Honors Course in Tennessee, and Brady has an 8.1 handicap at the Country Club in Massachusetts. Neither of those are numbers to sneeze at. But combine those with the skills of their playing partners—and taking Tiger’s claims about his back at face value—my pick is Tiger and Peyton (who are the Vegas favorites as well). Unless Phil sends a pizza to Tiger’s house on Saturday night.

20 May 19:18

Can you ‘smell’ this photo?

by Jonco
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Yes

Thanks, s&f

20 May 19:18

Sears Tower Looks Like Angry Robot

by Kevin Kinkead
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Awesome

There are no sports to write about today, so here’s this:

Kind of reminds me of Bender from Futurama. Pretty good stuff. I got a laugh out of it.

(By the way, this story is dedicated to the guy who posts in the comments section as “Jason Bourne.” He’s a really compassionate person who cares about other human beings)

The post Sears Tower Looks Like Angry Robot appeared first on Crossing Broad.

20 May 19:18

Booted tenants offer hilarious tour of their flat to potential renters

by Dan Neilan on News, shared by Dan Neilan to The A.V. Club
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The accents make it even funnier

Getting kicked out of an apartment is one of the worst experiences a renter can go through. So, when Scottish actor Sandy Batchelor was informed that he and his flatmates would have to leave their London flat, they decided to at least have a little fun on the way out. “Our letting agent asked us to make a video of the…

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20 May 13:22

‘Revenge of The Sith’ Is Underrated. No, Really.

by Miles Surrey
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Fun read for all you prequel lovers

Disney/Ringer illustration

Looking at the better sides of the final installment in the ‘Star Wars’ prequel trilogy 15 years after its release

If the strength of a franchise’s legacy were defined by the number of memes it spawned, the Star Wars prequel trilogy would be among the most heralded works in the history of cinema. Far from having a limited shelf life, prequel memes have continued to thrive since the trilogy’s release in the early 2000s—even evolving to make their way onto emerging platforms like TikTok. (Prequel memes are ubiquitous enough that I began my pitch for this essay with “hello there.”) While it would be a touch unfair to make a blanket statement for the intent behind meme-ing The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith to death, many of the executions don’t seem mean-spirited, despite often highlighting the trilogy’s wooden dialogue, overabundance of CGI, offensive caricatures, and terrible acting. It’s more like we’ve all come together to laugh and confess that we love trash at the altar of our lord and savior, George Lucas.

Like the rest of Star Wars on the big screen, I have watched the prequels more times than I can count. I remember every detail of the ‘50s-style American diner that somehow exists on Coruscant. I know every reason why Anakin Skywalker doesn’t like sand. I have tried my best to understand the logic behind the first opening crawl of a new trilogy describing the taxation of trade routes (kids love their Space Tax). I unironically believe podracing is cool—maybe even the part in outer space when young Anakin says “now this is podracing!” when he is not, in fact, podracing. Navigating the space between adoring something undeniably flawed and providing a critical retrospective for the material is like trying to slip a torpedo through the Death Star’s tiny exhaust port.

But not all prequel derision should be created equal. While the three films are typically grouped together as low points for the franchise, I contend that Revenge of the Sith shouldn’t be treated with such indignation. (The movies’ respective Metacritic scores at least confirm that Revenge of the Sith is the best reviewed of the trilogy, as it should be.) By 2005, Lucas hadn’t totally worked out some of the prequel’s kinks—namely, an inability to write dialogue that doesn’t, at its very worst, feel like Elon Musk trying his hand at a screenplay—but Revenge of the Sith was too tantalizing to completely fail because of what the trilogy-ender represented.

For all the bizarre directions of the earlier entries, with dry Trade Federation detours and a wasted Christopher Lee performance as the pointless villain Count Dooku, Revenge of the Sith was destined to fill in one of the most exciting gaps of the Star Wars mythos: Anakin’s inevitable transformation into Darth Vader. However clumsily it was set up, Anakin had to betray the Jedi Order and something had to happen with Padmé, but not until Luke and Leia were born and separated. And, of course, Chancellor Palpatine would have to finally reveal himself to be a Sith Lord—a moment that hopefully didn’t register as shocking for anyone since the prequels basically made it an open secret to everyone but the Jedi.

Defending some of the ways in which Lucas scripted these reveals is a losing battle, but there are genuinely devastating and engrossing sequences in the path toward Vader: the anguish when Anakin concludes that he must embrace the Dark Side to save Padmé from death; when he activates his lightsaber in a room full of young Padawans after pledging himself to Palpatine; the consequences of Order 66; when he confronts and Force-chokes Padmé, fulfilling the thing Anakin feared most; the venomous rage in Anakin-cum-Vader’s eyes after Obi-Wan Kenobi slices him in half from (I know) the high ground and before his body is slowly incinerated.

As cringe-worthy as Hayden Christensen’s acting could be—in his defense, the scripts rarely did him any favors—it did end up serving what appeared to be Lucas’s motivation. Rather than build upon the myth of an epic villain like Darth Vader, the prequels tore him down. With all of his impulsive, petulant, and self-destructive behavior, Anakin didn’t make villainy look cool; he made it seem pathetic. (In retrospect, Anakin and the try-hard Kylo Ren had a lot in common.) We all make fun of Anakin first donning the iconic Darth Vader helmet and shouting “NOOOOOOOO!” for the sheer ridicule such a moment provides. Maybe the theatrics were the point.

That philosophy would certainly align with Revenge of the Sith’s undisputed MVP: Palpatine himself. After spending two films hiding behind the facade of a genial politician, Ian McDiarmid got to fully lean into camp at the end of the trilogy. With Palpatine taking only a few minutes of screentime before explicitly revealing some of his monstrous intent—first by ordering Anakin to execute Count Dooku—McDiarmid relishes in peeling the layers back on a manipulative, comically evil presence. The performance both allows us to understand why someone like Anakin would fall for Palpatine’s slimy charm as well as expose the Jedi Council’s fatal hubris when their biggest enemy was right in their face the whole time. (The Jedi’s failures are also interrogated in The Last Jedi, yet that film’s detractors act like Rian Johnson betrayed Lucas’s vision.) By the time Palpatine finishes frying poor Mace Windu—a ridiculous sequence that gives us three Hall of Fame quotes: “I am the senate,” “It’s treason, then,” and “UNLIMITED POWER!!!!”—it’s clear McDiarmid is in on the bit. I’m only half-kidding when I say he deserved an Oscar nomination.

Where Revenge of the Sith still feels weighed down is in its strenuous commitment to doing the absolute Most. Aside from setting up Anakin’s transformation into Darth Vader and unleashing Palpatine’s master plan, the film juggles two other secondary villains in Count Dooku and General Grievous. The grimly funny solution to the Dooku dilemma—how do we tie up this unnecessary loose end from Attack of the Clones?—was simply having him lose a lightsaber battle on a spaceship within the first 15 minutes of the movie, an unceremonious end for a character who was a transparent Palpatine placeholder. (Christopher Lee deserved better!)


The introduction of Grievous, meanwhile, was perhaps burdened by the lofty expectations of certain viewers (like myself) who watched Genndy Tartakovsky’s now-decanonized Clone Wars series, where the droid general was more akin to an unstoppable Jedi Terminator than the coughing mess he turned out to be. Grievous was conceptually—and maybe incidentally?—a kind of Vader prototype; a weird cyborg thing that never meshed with his new body, as evidenced by a phlegmy cough. (In Clone Wars, the cough was shown to be a result of Mace Windu using the Force to crush part of Grievous’s torso, which was way cooler.) The presence of General Grievous also gave Lucas an easy excuse to split up Anakin and Obi-Wan so that the former could be turned to the Dark Side without his mentor over his shoulder—and while Grievous’s showdown with Obi-Wan was itself a meme gold mine, it did add to the overstuffed nature of this trilogy-ender.

In that respect, however, Revenge of the Sith is representative of a moment when big franchises concluded trilogies by trying to do as much as possible and bring as many new adversaries to the fore. Spider-Man 3 had Peter Parker juggling Harry Osborn, Sandman, and an unfortunate interpretation of Venom-as–Eric Foreman; X-Men: The Last Stand mixed in a Dark Phoenix story with Magneto, the Juggernaut (bitch), and countless other Mutants; Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End introduced viewers to Singapore and surreal pirate purgatory. Some of these overstuffed trilogy-enders fared better than others with critics and audiences—I will always walk the plank for Gore Verbinski’s Pirates films—arriving right before the first phase of the carefully calibrated, somewhat formulaic Marvel Cinematic Universe. (It’s a little miraculous that the MCU has found a way to juggle dozens of stars in Avengers entries without the whole thing falling apart.)

But even when it leans into Lucas’s worst impulses, Revenge of the Sith works on several fronts. Fifteen years on, the film remains a compelling, operatic tragedy featuring some of the darkest moments of the entire franchise; somewhat paradoxically, it is also exceptionally entertaining for some absurdly stilted one-liners I can’t stop thinking about. (I like the part when Anakin says, “This is where the fun begins,” before some of the fun begins.) Whether you’re watching for the moments of actual pathos or just waiting to shout lines like “YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!” in unison with friends, Revenge of the Sith holds up.

And despite the prequel’s glaring flaws, at least Lucas got to spend more time in the world he created before the Empire (Disney) took the reins of the franchise. Off the heels of a third trilogy to bookend the so-called Skywalker Saga—a mess of competing visions, franchise retconning, and a general lack of purpose exposed by a company’s desire to please everyone—there is something wistful about the product of one dude executing his bonkers vision for an enterprise worth billions of dollars.

The prequels didn’t always strike the right balance in the Force—The Phantom Menace is stealthily better than its reputation; Attack of the Clones should be hurled into the sun—and the trilogy has more than its share of detractors. But for what might end up being Lucas’s final feature film as a director, Revenge of the Sith deserves a lasting legacy beyond all the dank memes. It’s good, and for all its issues, the movie almost approaches greatness. All told, Revenge of the Sith will always be a fine addition to the Star Wars collection.

19 May 12:17

Adam Sandler teaming up with LeBron James for a basketball movie

by Sam Barsanti on News, shared by Sam Barsanti to The A.V. Club
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I wonder if this will be more Grown Ups 2 or more Uncut Gems

According to Variety, Adam Sandler and LeBron James—two of the most dominant players in their respective fields—are joining forces to combine the two things they’re good at. No, they’re not playing sports with funny voices and Rob Schneider, they’re going to make a basketball movie. It’s called Hustle, and it’s being…

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14 May 16:57

On this date in Flyers history: A comeback of epic proportions comes complete against Boston in 2010

by Mike Dusak
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Watched with Jared in a DC bar

Philadelphia Flyers v Boston Bruins - Game Seven Photo by Brian Babineau/NHLI via Getty Images

News, notes, and other musings from the history of the Orange and Black.

We’ve been playing along the last week or so as a comeback of epic and historic proportions was in the making, but that day has finally come on this, the 14th of May.

The Flyers spotted the Bruins a 3-0 series lead in the 2010 Eastern Conference Semifinals, but roared back to win the next three games to force a decisive game seven back in Boston on this date 10 years ago.

But the start was far from ideal as the Bruins raced out to a 3-0 lead until a late first period goal from James van Riemsdyk gave the Flyers some semblance of hope with 40 minutes left. JVR’s dribbler, which slowly crossed the goal line, turned out to be the turning point as the Flyers would catch their wind again and roar back into the game.

Scott Hartnell made it 3-2 early in the second and Daniel Briere added a tying goal just before the midway point in the second to even things up at 3-3. Feeling the confidence of erasing yet another 3-0 deficit, the Flyers wouldn’t be interested in facing any other deficits in this series.

Armed with a power play and less than 10 minutes remaining in regulation, the Flyers got a clutch goal from a man they didn’t even expect to see in the series: Simon Gagne. The oft-injured sniper battled his way back from a foot injury to force his way into the lineup and deeper into Flyers lore with his lightning quick snap shot over the shoulder to Tuukka Rask with 7:08 remaining in regulation.

In true goal scorers fashion, the puck found Gagne’s blade after a Mike Richards shot was blocked and the rest was history.

Though Gagne was part of another memorable game winning goal in the Stanley Cup playoffs, this one no doubt wrote more history and will go down as perhaps his most important goal in his storied career in Orange and Black that included 264 goals along the way.

To that point only two other teams in NHL history —the 1942 Maple Leafs and 1975 Islanders— had ever won a best-of-seven playoff series after trailing 3-0. Since the Flyers’ comeback over the Bruins in 2010, only the Kings have completed the feat by vituperative of their 2014 comeback over the Sharks.

Loose pucks

Also on May 14th in franchise history...Bernie Parent stops 28 of 30 shots as the Flyers win game four by a final of 4-2 to take a 3-2 series lead in the 1974 Stanley Cup Finals over the Bruins...Rick Tocchet pots the game winner as the Flyers advance to the 1987 Stanley Cup Finals with a 4-3 road win in game six to close out the Canadiens...


*Stick taps to hockeyreference.com, nhl.com, and Flyers.nhl.com for help with this trip down memory lane*

14 May 16:56

Gargoyles was nearly the center of a vast Disney Cinematic Universe

by Tasha Robinson
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I did not know this was on Disney, yes I will be re-watching it.

Graphic grid with six images from the 90’s TV series “Gargoyles” Graphic: James Bareham/Polygon

Plus: How OJ Simpson helped kill the show, and much more from creator Greg Weisman

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14 May 12:11

This mashup of Saturday morning cartoon themes is the nostalgic banger you needed today

by Dan Neilan on News, shared by Dan Neilan to The A.V. Club
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Absolutely wonderful. Reminds of that nintendo mashup you shared once Ryan, I would Love to find that again

Get ready to experience a toe-tapping blast from the past. Recently, on the cartoon-focused YouTube channel The Broom Cupboard Club, London-based DJ Geggs shared a new mashup of Saturday morning cartoon theme songs that is way catchier than it has any right to be. While the actual content of some of these shows may…

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13 May 13:51

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 and 2 remaster coming this September

by Michael McWhertor
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HYPE YPE HYPE HYPPE

Skater Chad Muska grinds on a concrete wall in a screenshot from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 & 2 Image: Vicarious Visions/Activision

The first two THPS games are coming to PC, PS4, and Xbox One

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13 May 12:27

Comic: Great Works

by Tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho)
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Me playing minecraft

New Comic: Great Works
11 May 18:09

Awkward and Amazing Glamour Shots

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Bring back Glamour Shots by Deb

Some of these are definitely ironic, but it's never the one's you want. You can never be too sure what old school fashion will stay fresh, but you can be pretty sure that thousand yard stares and painfully cheesy photo editing was never really that popular to begin with. These make us want to book our own photo shoot.

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Standing

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Footwear

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Face

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Hair

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Canidae

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Barechested

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Dog

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Formal wear

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Cat

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Hair

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Headgear

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People

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People

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Cat

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Hair

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Illustration

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Clothing

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Eyewear

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Musical instrument

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Cat

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People

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07 May 12:31

Goosed!

by Jonco
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Dicks

06 May 15:20

Wendy's Roasts Of Pure Fiery Proportions

Alecbugg

Absolute fire

There's no denying that a Wendy's roast is not like the rest of them. They just hit different. These roasts pulled zero punches, and for that we are grateful. 

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Product - Wendy's @Wendys 28m Time to crack open a cold one with the boys. QUALITY IS OUR RECIPE Blu_Cheese @LegitHamburger 14m Replying to @Wendys This might actually be the worst version of this terrible meme l've seen. 61 Wendy's @Wendys 13m We are sorry to have let down you and your 17 followers. 7 40 166

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Text - Cooper Franklin @CooperDFra.. 5d Wendy's needs to get rid of the square burger it seems a little too... artificial 27 1 Wendy's @Wendys Replying to @CooperDFranklin Unlike the super natural circle shape that hamburgers come in when you pick them off the vine. 2:46 PM 29 Nov 17

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Text - Kevin Brown @FriendlyFAUX - 13h I consider this a declaration of war, @Wendys. ***FREE OFFER ON BACK!!*** Wendy's Restaurant #0000245 7401 NW 73RD Street Medley, FL 33166 (305) 887-1789 (305) 887-1789 KELVIN ia CALVEN st: Celia LVEN e: DINE IN der Type: DINE IN 18 Wendy's 2 Follow @Wendys Replying to @FriendlyFAUX Very sorry Clavlin. It won't happen again.

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Product - The Short One @caseyarnold23 @Wendys Do you know of any good pick up lines? 15h Wendy's @Wendys @caseyarnold23 You dropped your name tag pic.twitter.com/070PUP012P 5:21 AM - 4 Jan 2017 Follow Wendy's PURE SUGAR the Curtis F D013OmwLuC ga permanent, like wait u OL PURE SUGAR RED BY OOMND FOcos, NC YON NY C2013 OidemaLLC PURE SUGAR 6 17 481 1,437

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Font - McDonald's @McDonalds 10h M Today we've announced that by mid-2018, all Quarter Pounder burgers at the majority of our restaurants will be cooked with fresh beef. 0:07 655 17 2,669 2,884 Wendy's @Wendys Replying to @McDonalds .@McDonalds So you'll still use frozen beef in MOST of your burgers in ALL of your restaurants? Asking for a friend.

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Text - Tweet Tony X. O @soloucity · 3h so @Wendys ujust gonna let @IHOB sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og? 22 t7 1,534 5,885 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying to @soloucity and @IHOB Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard. 11:36 AM · 11 Jun 18 41.3K Retweets 110K Likes

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Text - Kyle Syrowski @KyleSkeetSkeet Does Wendy's still do the for for for? Wendy's O @Wendys My dude would you like to buy a vowel? @therecoveringproblemchild Pat Sajak @PatSajak Replying to @Wendys What they said ^

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Text - SUBWAY® SUBWAY @SUBWAY We will from now on be known as PancakeWay ІHOЬ @IHOB· IHO6 Replying to @SUBWAY Just let us have our moment O74 2780 ♡ 534 @MasiPopal Dairy Queen O @DairyQue... · DQ We will from now on be known as FriedChickenQueen 2 Chick-fil-A, Inc. O @ChickfilA Replying to @DairyQueen Stfu

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Text - Chick-fil-A, Inc @ChickFilA Per usual we will be closed on super bowl Sunday, no exceptions (BURGER Burger King @BurgerKing KING Replying to @ChickFIA Don't worry everyone, we will be open.per usuals Chick-fil-A, Inc @ChickFilA Awfully bold of you to assume people actually care if you're open on sundays or not.

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Text - 8h @Wendys is it shameful to be eating Wendys food while sitting in a Mcdonalds parking lot? 17 10 13 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying to You're probably raising the property value tbh

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Text - Wendy's @Wendys 1h It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #National RoastDay 5,516 t7 1,218 7,117 Hooters O @Hooters 46m Whatcha got? t7 7 201 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying to @Hooters Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter. 9:40 PM · 04 Jan 19 · Twitter Web Client 87 Retweets 920 Likes

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Text - Ayanna Hargrove @ayannagurl9 Jul 7 @Wendys how do you feel about Burger King being my favorite restaurant Wendy's O Follow @Wendys Replying to @ayannagurl9 Sorry for your tastebuds 9:28 AM - 7 Jul 2017 3 Retweets 22 Likes 22

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Text - Wendy's O @Wendys 30 Dec 2016 Our beef is way too cool to ever be frozen. Fresh beef available in the contiguous U.S., Alaska and Canada. 1.9K t7 3.8K 26K Thuggy D @NHride Jan 2 your beef is frozen and we all know it. Y'all know we laugh at your slogan "fresh, never frozen" right? Like you're really a joke. 6 32 t구 383 762 Wendy's @Wendys Jan 2 Sorry to hear you think that! But you're wrong, we've only ever used fresh beef since we were founded in 1969. 36 다 832 4.3K Thuggy D @NHride Jan

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Red - debbieh ekitty Debbie09 - 6h @Wendys why does your logo look so creepy Wendy's eWendys @kitty Debbie09

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05 May 16:24

Congratulations to Philly’s 2020 James Beard Award Nominees

by Shannon Wink
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Tired Hands got a nod! Do you guys still buy those? Or is it overblown now?

Five Philly chefs and restaurants are 2020 nominees for the prestigious James Beard Awards — proving once again that the city’s food scene is one of the best in the country.

Spots like newcomer Kalaya and storied favorite Vetri Cucina are in the running for the prestigious culinary honor — known as the “Oscars of the food world” — which celebrates America’s delicious, diverse and sustainable food culture.

Philadelphia’s 2020 nominees were selected from an impressive pool of semifinalists (including nine local chefs and restaurants) across award categories like outstanding restaurant, best chef and best new restaurant.

Winners will be announced this summer.

Last year, six Philly restaurants and chefs made the shortlist of nominees, and modern Israeli institution Zahav won the coveted award for Outstanding Restaurant.

The James Beard Foundation and Visit Philadelphia announced an exciting new partnership in January 2020 to reach people who love food and strive to make an impact. Now, in the wake of COVID-19, the initiative will mean even more as we all seek ways to sustain small businesses, support restaurant jobs and ignite sustainable change to help fulfill the Foundation’s mission to promote Good Food for Good.

Check out the list of Philadelphia’s 2020 nominees below — and stay tuned to see which Philly chefs and restaurants win later this year.

The post Congratulations to Philly’s 2020 James Beard Award Nominees appeared first on Uwishunu - Philadelphia Blog About Things to Do, Events, Restaurants, Food, Nightlife and More.

04 May 18:11

Taika Waititi is directing a new Star Wars movie

by Britt Hayes on News, shared by Britt Hayes to The A.V. Club
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YESSSSSSSSSS Happy May the Fourth to us all!

The Disney overlords have blessed us with a fine gift indeed on this May The Fourth: Taika Waititi has signed on to direct and co-write a new Star Wars film, according to a new report from THR. The news comes just a few months after the trade published a rumor that the studio was interested in hiring Waititi to helm a…

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04 May 15:00

Celebrate Star Wars Day with this behind-the-scenes documentary on The Mandalorian

by Sulagna Misra, Katie Rife, and Shannon Miller on TV Club, shared by Sulagna Misra to The A.V. Club
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Definitely a better option than ROS

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Monday, May 4. All times are Eastern.

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29 Apr 17:24

Brooklyn's in the house: Inside the new Ghostwriter reboot

by Marah Eakin on TV Club, shared by Marah Eakin to The A.V. Club
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GHOSTWRITER!! Ah what a show

For many a ‘90s kid, Ghostwriter was a pretty hot show. The PBS series combined literature and what was, at the time, somewhat advanced CGI with a group of real-looking kid actors to tell a cryptic story out of beautiful Fort Greene, Brooklyn brownstones. The show’s run was unfortunately cut short, though, when…

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29 Apr 15:09

The Time Machine All-Stars: Five Point Guards Who Would Have Dominated 2020

by Dan Devine
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Only sharing this for the AI mixtape a quarter way down. So many broken ankles, so many falls, they even throw in random Denver highlights for the hell of it.

Getty Images/Ringer illustration

Which former floor generals do we wish could time travel and play in the modern NBA? Here are five players who were ahead of their time.

The NBA’s best modern-day offenses weaponize the threat of the 3-point shot to spread the floor to create high-value looks at the rim, from the free throw line, and beyond the arc. The best defenses deploy long, smart über-athletes in a variety of schemes to blanket the half court, forcing opponents into low-percentage shots they don’t want to take.

The best players—be they queens, unicorns, or some other type of character you’d encounter in a fantasy story—are the ones who can tilt that battle in their teams’ favor, whether by creating space and using it to produce points, or erasing it completely. (Do all of the above, and you’re probably in the running for MVP.) But today’s players aren’t the only ones with the right skills to tick those boxes; plenty of their predecessors could, too. In fact, some of them might have translated even better to today’s league—and might have been even more fun to watch in the 2020 NBA than they were in their day. They just played in the wrong era.

I decided it might be fun to write about some of these players. This is not intended to be a definitive, ordered, and inarguable list, or a scientifically rigorous exercise. There will be some statistical cherry-picking, because cherries are delicious, and there will be some decisions made purely on aesthetics, because we hold it as true that things that look dope should be prioritized. We’ll go position by position over the next few weeks, aiming to pass some of our seemingly endless downtime by remembering some kick-ass players in a (hopefully) fun thought experiment.

Without further ado: Part 1 of my Time Machine All-Stars. Let’s start at the point.

Gilbert Arenas

Career (552 games, 2001-2012): 20.7 points, 3.9 rebounds, 5.3 assists, 1.6 steals per game, 42.1% FG, 35.1% 3FG, 80.3% FT

Join me now, friends, and let us speak our long-dormant mantra: Hibachi.

In the long, long ago—before the knee went, the guns were drawn, the finger-guns came out, the injuries kept piling up, and things mostly fell apart—Arenas was the absolute business: a high-usage, low-turnover three-level scorer (and, when he set his mind to it, a sharp and stylish passer) who was a threat to raise up at any time and from anywhere.

At 6-foot-3 and just under 200 pounds with a 6-foot-9 wingspan, Arenas had the size and quickness to get where he wanted on the court, and the handle to create space and get into his shooting motion. He combined the body control to stop on a dime with the strength to finish in traffic, and he was willing to take the hit to get himself some easy ones; from 2004 through 2010, he averaged just under nine free throw attempts per game. He was never exactly a sharpshooter or an elite playmaker, but he was efficient enough at high volume to be in some rarefied air. Only a dozen players in NBA history have posted at least three seasons in which they averaged at least 25 points and five assists per game on a true shooting percentage north of .560. Five are already Hall of Famers (Michael Jordan, Oscar Robertson, Jerry West, Larry Bird, Kobe Bryant). Five are surefire future inductees (LeBron James, James Harden, Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, Dwyane Wade); one becomes a more likely enshrinee with every passing year (Damian Lillard). The 12th is Gil.

Perhaps most relevant to this discussion: Arenas had limitless confidence when it came to firing the sort of super-deep, off-the-bounce 3-pointers that have become the currency of the league a decade after his heyday. When Paul George responded to Damian Lillard ending the Thunder as we knew them with a 36-foot heat-seeker by calling it “a bad, bad shot,” I couldn’t help but hear the echoes of Kobe Bryant saying of Arenas, “He doesn’t seem to have much of a conscience. I really don’t think he does. Some of the shots he took tonight, you miss those, and they’re just terrible shots. Awful.” I mean, you’ve got to say something when the dude just rang you up for 60. (A truly great Arenas postscript: After Kobe said that, he briefly switched from yelling “Hibachi!” after letting loose a jumper to saying “Quality shots!” as the ball was in the air.)

Arenas likely would have benefited from the league’s philosophical shift toward load management—who knows how those knees would’ve held up if he hadn’t averaged 40.4 minutes per game over a four-year stretch? A healthier Gil probably also sees his light turn an even brighter shade of green; at his peak, the only player taking more 3s per game was Ray Allen.

The degree to which Arenas’s jumper unlocked not only the rest of his game, but the Wizards as a whole, might translate into him serving as the cornerstone on which a perennial present-day playoff team could be built. Squint a little at his age-25 season—the one in which he first hurt that left knee, setting in motion the disastrous events that saw him miss 199 games over the next three seasons—and it looks pretty similar to a pair of campaigns in which two current megastars really began their ascents:

Maybe a contemporary Arenas wouldn’t have made the same kind of year-over-year advances that Harden did after finishing second in MVP voting in 2014-15, or that Dame has over the past few seasons. It’s at least possible, though, that his particular set of skills would have played up, that his efficiency would’ve risen along with them, and that his swag would look even more phenomenal today.

Allen Iverson

Career (914 games, 1996-2010): 26.7 points, 3.7 rebounds, 6.2 assists, 2.2 steals per game, 42.5% FG, 31.3% 3FG, 78.0% FT

You could argue that this is completely wrong, and that a player who often took 25 shots to get his 25 points—among 175 players in the shot clock era with at least 10,000 field goal attempts, Iverson ranks no. 172 in effective field goal percentage—makes a poor fit for an era in which the pursuit of ruthless efficiency rules all. My counter-argument: Playing now would remove the emergency brakes from one of the most kinetic and indomitable forces the NBA has ever seen.

Iverson averaged 22 points or more per game for 10 straight years in Philadelphia (and two more after the trade to Denver), and led the league in scoring four times, despite playing on just one Sixers team that featured more than two decent 3-point shooters. That would be the 2000-01 squad, with George Lynch, Aaron McKie, and Toni Kukoc. (And even that year, McKie and Lynch struggled from deep, shooting 31.2 percent and 26.3 percent beyond the arc, respectively.) That team, you might remember, won 56 games and went to the NBA Finals, with Iverson winning league MVP honors.

AI was a speed demon plunged into a slow-down era. During his rookie season, the Sixers led the NBA in pace with 97.05 possessions per 48 minutes; that would’ve ranked 29th this season. Under the watchful eyes of Larry Brown, Billy King, and the rest of the Sixers’ early-aughts brass, Iverson was like a running back facing a loaded box on every snap; he shouldered nearly the entire creative workload for teams with limited offensive talent that were built to grind down the action and win defensive slugfests. And even with those governors on, he managed to do this shit:

Maybe Iverson’s shaky 3-point shooting would hamstring him in this era, with defenders sagging off of him and going under high screens to try to take away his driving lanes. The bet here, though, is that if you gave him a rim-running screen-and-roll big man, a couple of 3-and-D types to stick in the corners, and a competent complementary playmaker on the wing, he would absolutely annihilate even the most carefully constructed and disciplined drop coverages with that lightning-quick first step. He’d live at the rim and the foul line to an even greater degree than he already did; his assist numbers would rise, thanks to all those kickouts to the waiting shooters that opponents had to help off of after he’d broken down the defense.

Those who grew up watching Iverson already view him as one of the greats—a half-court locksmith with the dribble; a staggering athlete capable of throwing down alley-oops and tip dunks at a generously listed 6-foot; an ace off-ball defender who led the NBA in steals three times; and pound-for-pound one of the toughest competitors the league’s ever seen. Put him in an uptempo spread pick-and-roll system, though—say, the one that Mike D’Antoni ran with the Suns and the Rockets, before Houston became the iso-ball capital of the world—and the NBA’s collective ankles might just spontaneously combust.

Terrell Brandon

Career (724 games, 1991-2002): 13.8 points, 3.0 rebounds, 6.1 assists, 1.6 steals per game, 44.8% FG, 35.5% 3FG, 87.3% FT

Hey, you know who’d carve you up, for a minute there? Terrell Brandon would carve your ass up.

The 11th pick in the 1991 draft, Brandon went from starring at Oregon, where he won Pac-10 Player of the Year as a sophomore, to serving as Mark Price’s understudy with the Cavaliers. He spent some three and a half years in that role before stepping into the spotlight midway through the 1994-95 season, as Price started to battle injuries. Come the start of the ’95-96 campaign, Price was in Washington and Brandon had the keys in Cleveland. Brandon established himself as a top-flight playmaker, averaging better than 19 points and six assists per game despite playing at the league’s slowest pace both years under Mike Fratello.

Whether with the Cavs, a brief stint in Milwaukee, or alongside Kevin Garnett in Minnesota, Brandon exuded calm and confidence. At just 5-foot-11 and 180 pounds, his game was always longer on form and function than flash, built on efficiency rather than explosiveness; he was the straw that stirred the drink, a table-setter who put pressure on defenses in the half court and in transition.

He had a patient, methodical touch in the pick-and-roll, equally adept at pulling up for a jumper behind a screen or slinking around it, waiting a beat for the chessboard to shift, and choosing the best option available—a slaloming drive to the basket, a drop-off pass to a cutter, a stop-and-pop J over a retreating defender. He was also a smart and opportunistic defender, lurking in passing lanes to bust up your best-laid plans or waiting to pick your pocket if you got a little too loose with the dribble.

When Sports Illustrated trumpeted Brandon as the best point guard in the NBA just before the 1997 All-Star Game, it was a bit much; Gary Payton and John Stockton started that game for the Western Conference, after all. But the part about Brandon being the league’s best-kept secret might not have been too far off. From age 25 through 30, his last full healthy season before suffering left knee problems that would eventually lead to microfracture surgery and prematurely end his career, Brandon averaged 26.7 points, 11.4 assists, 5.5 rebounds, and 2.9 steals per 100 possessions with a 21.4 player efficiency rating and a .528 true shooting percentage. Those numbers roughly translate to about 85 to 90 percent of Chris Paul’s career production … which sounds pretty friggin’ good to me.

Playing in more space, with room to snake around screens and look for pull-up Js, and with more incentive to extend his range from long 2 territory (where he was a marksman, knocking down just under 46 percent over his final five full seasons) back beyond the 3-point arc (35.5 percent for his career, though that’s buoyed by career-best numbers in three seasons with the shorter line), a 2020 Brandon might have become an even more dangerous scoring threat, opening up more room for him to thread the needle to teammates. Crucially, the knee issues that ended his career—the injuries themselves, and the microfracture surgery from which he, like many other NBA players of the aughts, never fully recovered—might have been managed and treated differently. Rather than retiring at 31, Brandon could have had an entire second act—as a solid starter, a quality backup, or an end-of-the-bench old head who sticks around well past his expected expiration date—and carved up many more defenders along the way.

Rod Strickland

Career (1,094 games, 1988-2005): 13.2 points, 3.7 rebounds, 7.3 assists, 1.5 steals per game, 45.4% FG, 28.2% 3FG, 72.1% FT

It feels weird that a player as crafty, creative, and productive as Strickland played for 17 years and never made an All-Star team. Like, it’s not unconscionable or indefensible; there were so many good guards from the late ’80s through the early ’00s, and he played his peak years in comparative anonymity for some waning post–Shrug Game Trail Blazers teams and some middling-or-worse Washington squads led by the too-young-to-know-what-they-don’t-know tandem of Chris Webber and Juwan Howard. (After the ’97-98 season, when he averaged a league-high 10.5 assists per game for the Wizards, Strickland made the All-NBA second team, marking him as one of the four best guards in the league … even though an injured Penny Hardaway, Tim Hardaway, Steve Smith, Reggie Miller, and Jayson Williams all beat him out for Eastern All-Star nods. Like I said: weird.)

Even though it’s understandable, it’s still just ... kind of wrong. I mean, the final words of “Triumph” aren’t “Mitch Richmond,” you know?

There’s an argument to be made that Strickland wouldn’t really move the needle one way or another in this era. He was never a knockdown shooter, even from midrange. His somewhat casual commitment to defense rankled many a coach. And for all the numbers Rod racked up—he averaged just under 18 points and 9.5 assists per game for a five-year stretch—the only team on which he played a significant role that ever made it out of the first round of the playoffs was the 1989-90 Spurs. Maybe his game was what it was, and it fit where and when it fit, and that’s that.

Or maybe not. The defense would like to call Chauncey Billups to the stand:

I’m not saying Rod would be Kyrie today just because he’s Uncle Drew’s godfather and it looks like that layup package might have gotten transferred in the baptismal font. (For what it’s worth, Rod’s not saying that, either.) The difference in shooting proficiency from beyond the arc—28.2 percent career for Strickland, 39 percent for Irving—is massive, and it might well be the difference between what makes Irving an annual All-Star selection and what always left Strickland on the outside looking in. I do wonder, though, if a version of Strickland coming up today—with the same electricity off the bounce and below the rim—might get a developmental directive to focus on his long-range jumper a bit earlier, and wind up honing that part of his game to pair with his peerless court vision and ball-on-a-string handle. What could a player like that do in today’s league? Maybe finally make one of those All-Star teams … and make at least a few more people jump along the way.

Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf

Career (586 games, 1990-2001): 14.6 points, 1.9 rebounds, 3.5 assists, 0.8 steals per game, 44.2% FG, 35.4% 3FG, 90.5% FT

Four years ago, during his disastrous (but remarkably eventful) tenure as Knicks president, Phil Jackson kicked up some dust with a tweet. (Which, as we know, is how all good stories start.) After watching Stephen Curry pour in 46 points, tie an NBA record with 12 3-pointers in a game, break his own NBA record for most 3-point makes in a season, and beat an extremely good Thunder team with a 37-foot pull-up bomb in overtime, the Zen Master decided to note that Curry wasn’t quite as unprecedented and mold-breaking as everybody else seemed to be suggesting:

This sentiment, of course, quickly became a “take,” and was as such pilloried by other “takes,” many of which called the 11-time NBA champion onto the carpet for doubling down on all that “how’s it goink?” nonsense by hacking up even more such virulent sputum. How in the world could someone look at Steph—the NBA’s reigning Most Valuable Player, well on his way to a second (in the first unanimous MVP vote)—and see a player who’d never averaged 20 a game or shot 40 percent from 3, even during the years he played with the shorter line?

The following morning, Jackson clarified that he wasn’t comparing the quality of the two players as much as he was commenting on the similarities in their style of play. And, well, if you’d seen what Abdul-Rauf did to John Stockton (among others) ...

… or what he did to Jason Kidd (among others) ...

… or what he did to some guy named Jordan (among others) …

… then you could kind of understand where he was coming from.

Abdul-Rauf never became the sort of sensation in the pros that he was at LSU, when he went by the name Chris Jackson (before converting to Islam), and repeatedly torched opponents to the tune of 29 points per game over two seasons, both of which ended with consensus first team All-America selections. But what he was—a quick, aggressive, score-first point guard who could shake defenders off the dribble to get to the rim or rise up from the perimeter, a dangerous off-ball threat who could compromise a defense by racing around screens, and a credible playmaker who managed an assist-to-turnover ratio of nearly 3.5-to-1 during the ’95-96 season—was still awfully good, and maybe a couple of decades ahead of his time. In more ways than one.

The league famously suspended Abdul-Rauf without pay in March 1996, near the end of his best season as a pro, for his decision not to stand for “The Star-Spangled Banner,” a silent refusal to honor a flag that he called a symbol of tyranny and oppression. He made just three appearances after returning from suspension before being put on ice for the rest of the season with a foot injury; that summer, the Nuggets shipped him to the Kings for an aging Sarunas Marciulionis and a second-round pick. He faded into irrelevance in Sacramento, going from starting alongside Mitch Richmond in the backcourt to scraping for rotation minutes off the bench. Before his 29th birthday, he was out of the league, on his way to Europe to sign with Turkish club Fenerbahçe; save for a half-season with the Grizzlies in 2000-01, he’d spend the rest of his career overseas.

Maybe, as Abdul-Rauf has suggested on multiple occasions, he was essentially sacrificed for his beliefs and forced out of the league during his prime. Maybe, as Abdul-Rauf’s former agent Shareef Nasir told ESPN’s Outside the Lines, the controversy took such an emotional toll on him that he no longer had enough love for the game to motivate himself to remain at the peak of his abilities. Maybe it was a little from Column A and a little from Column B. Whatever the case, we never got a full accounting of what Abdul-Rauf—a 6-foot-1 sniper with Dunk Contest hops, a flick-of-the-wrist release, and a style that traced a path to a bombs-away future—could have been in the NBA if he’d gotten a full prime to work with.


Those are my five, but there’s always room for more travelers, so let’s hit a few honorable mentions:

Mark Price (1986-1998): A consistent 18-and-8 guy who knocked down 40-plus-percent of his triples damn near every year before they moved the line in. He was widely credited with popularizing (if not outright inventing) the practice of a ball handler splitting the pick-and-roll by squeezing between two trapping defenders, creating a four-on-three advantage for the offense:

From 1988 through 1995, he averaged just over 13 field goal attempts per game, and turned in a true shooting percentage just under .600—just absurd scoring efficiency to go with his ace playmaking. You know how these days Steve Nash talks about how he probably should’ve shot more in Phoenix, and you start wondering whether he might’ve been sort of a proto-Steph if he had? Price, before injuries slowed him down, had the kind of game that could’ve invited similar conversations.

Walt Frazier (1967-1980): You wouldn’t necessarily know it from the picks I made up top, but I’m a sucker for big point guards who can defend. (I’ll never quit you, Frankie Smokes.) At 6-foot-4 and 200 pounds with long arms, a preternatural sense of when to reach in to swipe an opponent’s dribble, and the athleticism to take a turnover all the way home for a layup, Frazier was a two-way stud in New York, making seven straight All-Star and All-Defensive first team appearances.

Long-range jumpers weren’t a fixture back then, but Clyde had great touch from midrange, especially on turnaround jumpers where he could use his height, length, and high release to fire over the top of defenders. He also had the handle and quickness to weave his way through traffic to the rim, and enough of a nose for the basket to lead the Knicks in scoring five years in a row during his prime.

I’d be interested to see how far Frazier could stretch his range in a pace-and-space era, and whether he’d be able to shoot 3s well enough to keep defenses honest to open up the drive-and-kick game. If you could pair that with the size, smarts, and instincts to defend multiple positions at an elite level, Frazier feels like he’d be a perfect fit—to say nothing, of course, of all the perfect fits we’d surely see from the man who, decades before Russell Westbrook became a GQ mainstay, literally wrote the book on basketball, cool, and style.

Magic Johnson (1979-1991, ’95-96): The iconic jumbo-sized playmaker who made “Showtime” a household name seems like he’d be tailor-made for a league in which more and more coaches are encouraging their big dudes to grab the ball off the rim, tear ass in transition, and try to make a play. I’ll take all those three-quarter-court bounce passes, please, with a side of legit no-look wizardry to hit the trailer:

Also, if I’m being honest, one of the things I’d be most interested in seeing about a present-day Magic is to what degree, and in what ways, he’d look and play differently than Ben Simmons.

I say that not to troll! I understand that Magic is one of the greatest and most decorated players of all time, and that Simmons is a third-year player who hasn’t yet accomplished as much as Magic did in his rookie season. But the stylistic comparison—two behemoth facilitators capable of playing point and center on consecutive possessions, with the vision to see insane passing possibilities and the chops to make them reality—and the statistical comparison don’t seem as far apart as you might think.

If Magic came along now, with his genius-level understanding of the game, would he too pass on the long-range shots he couldn’t make (just 19.2 percent from 3 through his first decade in the league) in favor of moving the ball or trying to get into the paint? I’m trying to imagine a world in which Weird Celtics Twitter yells in unison MAGIC JOHNSON, SHOOT A 3, COWARD; I think I just developed a tumor. This, friends, is a peril of time travel that H.G. Wells never predicted.

29 Apr 12:44

Carson Wentz’s daughter is born

by Brandon Lee Gowton
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"Promoted to Daddy" What a fucking tool. Go Hurts

Credit: @cj_wentz

Congrats!

Congratulations are in store for Carson Wentz and his wife, Madison Oberg, as the couple are now officially parents to a newborn baby girl. Welcome to the world, Hadley Jayne Wentz!

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, Wentz should have more time to spend with his family than he normally would’ve if the Eagles’ offseason workout program was still being held at the NovaCare Complex. Wentz will now balance his home workouts with the duties of being a new dad.

Congrats again to the Wentz family.

29 Apr 11:46

To his friend...

by MRTIM
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I bet there's an argument there

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28 Apr 15:41

Watch some lunatics get tanked while trying to recite The Phantom Menace from memory

by Dan Neilan on News, shared by Dan Neilan to The A.V. Club
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Right up Jared's alley

The Star Wars franchise is filled with so many quotable lines that even the most casual fan can quote a few. More committed fanatics might be able to name every third-tier character and regurgitate every plot point, but very few can say they’d feel confident reciting an entire movie from memory—especially if that…

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