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06 Feb 17:25

Amazon Just Bought A Video Game Studio

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

I guess amazon is looking to get into the business of making lousy-looking versions of games that people used to like.

Amazon Just Bought A Video Game Studio

Well, this is interesting. According to a report on TechCrunch, online shopping giant Amazon has bought Double Helix Studios, the video game developer behind games like the Xbox One's Killer Instinct and the upcoming Strider.

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06 Feb 15:14

Porn Comments Make For The Worst Valentine Cards

by Patricia Hernandez
Dsider

Welp time to laugh my ass off at work later

Porn Comments Make For The Worst Valentine Cards

With February 14th around the corner, many of us are thinking about what to do for our loved ones. Cards are always an option...but you might not wanna send any with Pornhub comments on them.

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06 Feb 15:00

Ice-T Accidentally Recorded A Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

Al, I think we're gonna need to listen to this podcast.

Ice-T Accidentally Recorded A Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook

So rap legend-turned TV star Ice-T recently turned up for an audiobook gig, without being told what the book actually was. "They didn't tell me this was a motherfuckin' Dungeons & Dragons book".

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06 Feb 14:59

The Depressing Black Market That's Ripping Off Video Games

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

This is your glorious mobile gaming market, folks.

The Depressing Black Market That's Ripping Off Video Games

If you thought that those responsible for cloning and ripping off other people's work on phone stores were working in blissful isolation, you're wrong. And underestimating the size of the market for this kind of junk. Cloning phone games is big business, and the business is disgusting.

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06 Feb 14:56

Future Paris, Despite All The Grime, Can Still Look Pretty

by Luke Plunkett

Future Paris, Despite All The Grime, Can Still Look Pretty

Gregory Szucs is a concept artist who has done card games, book covers, advertisements and, oh yeah, video games, his most recent being Dontnod's gorgeous Remember Me.

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06 Feb 14:55

Sony Is Selling Off Its Vaio PC Business

by Jamie Condliffe on Gizmodo, shared by András Neltz to Kotaku
Dsider

Let's face it, they couldn't compete with Apple in the overpriced laptops division. It's for the best.

Sony Is Selling Off Its Vaio PC Business

Sony has decided to give up on its Vaio PC business, and has announced that it is selling the entire division to Japan Industrial Partners.

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06 Feb 14:33

Attack on Titan Makes Chinese Money Funny

by Brian Ashcraft
Dsider

Yeah, I got nothin'

Attack on Titan Makes Chinese Money Funny

Chinese money is not very humorous. Nobody pulls out a one hundred yuan note and goes, ha ha ha. Chairman Mao just isn't a laugh riot. That is, unless anime Attack on Titan is involved.

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06 Feb 14:31

Resident Evil's Creator Got a Copy of Willow For Joining Capcom

by Toshi Nakamura

Resident Evil's Creator Got a Copy of Willow For Joining Capcom

You know him as the director of the original Resident Evil and the man behind the upcoming horror game, The Evil Within, but back before he joined Capcom, when he was a starry-eyed youth, Shinji Mikami just wanted the free food... and ended up with a free copy of Willow.

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06 Feb 14:30

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

by Brian Ashcraft

When Murderous, Rampaging Animals Are Fake and Look Goofy

Animals are dangerous, especially wild animals. You do not want to mess with them. This, however, is not a wild animal.

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06 Feb 14:28

Have No Objections Against This Ace Attorney Cosplay

by Gergo Vas

Have No Objections Against This Ace Attorney Cosplay

This is so well-made. Probably not the hardest costume to create, but that means you can bring the small details to perfection. The cosplayer is a veteran called Elffi, and this is one of his latest works, Godot, the prosecutor from the Ace Attorney series.

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06 Feb 14:25

Start Your Day With A Delicious Cup Of Cereal Tea

by Mike Fahey
Dsider

Uh

Start Your Day With A Delicious Cup Of Cereal Tea

Are you tired of suffering through all of that vigorous crunching and collateral mouth damage just to get to the delicious post-cereal milk at the end of the bowl? There is a better way, my friends — cereal tea.

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06 Feb 14:24

Meet The Man Who Hacked Jeopardy

by Jason Schreier

Meet The Man Who Hacked Jeopardy

When Arthur Chu got the call saying he'd been selected to go on Jeopardy, his first move was thorough and decisive: He went to Google and typed in "jeopardy strategy."

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05 Feb 21:49

Massive Battle Inspires 15,000 New Players To Join Eve Online

by Mike Fahey
Dsider

The question is how many will remain after they experience the spreadsheet war.

Massive Battle Inspires 15,000 New Players To Join Eve Online

War! What is it good for? Mainstream media attention and a massive influx of fresh pilots to the ever-growing universe of EVE Online.

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05 Feb 17:56

On April 4, Namco Bandai Games America becomes Bandai Namco Games America, part of the combined comp

by Mike Fahey
Dsider

Whatever, I'm still calling it Bamco either way.

On April 4, Namco Bandai Games America becomes Bandai Namco Games America, part of the combined company's continuing efforts to consolidate its brand image. I like my name better.

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05 Feb 17:55

Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing The Video Game Instruction Manual

by Stephen Totilo

Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing The Video Game Instruction Manual

Like the daily newspaper, the printed phone bill and personal checks, the video game instruction manual is facing extinction in our increasingly paperless world. Hold off on mourning, though. Nintendo has spent the last year or so quietly implementing a digital revival that's been a joy to behold.

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05 Feb 17:52

EVE Online is Building a Monument in Iceland for All of Its Players

by Owen Good
Dsider

sweet jeebus.

EVE Online is Building a Monument in Iceland for All of Its Players

One week after declaring they will build an in-game memorial to the ships lost at the colossal Battle of B-R5RB, Eve Online publisher has decided to go whole hog and erect a monument, in real life, to all EVE Online players. Anyone who is an active player on March 1 will get his or her name engraved on it.

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05 Feb 15:54

You Can Cosplay As Lara Croft In Lightning Returns

by Jason Schreier
Dsider

At first I thought they were talking about that god-awful novel they published with the FFX HD release. The one where Tidus kicks a bomb that he thinks is a blitzball, and it explodes and blows his head off, which then lands in Yuna's lap. I'M NOT KIDDING GUYS, LOOK IT UP.

Tomb Raider DLC for Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII? Sure.

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05 Feb 15:06

YouTube Arguments Sound Absurd When Re-enacted By Grown Men

by Patricia Hernandez
Dsider

I hope this guy continues to shame ignorant, mindless youtube commenters for as long as he can.

Okay, the fact that YouTube comments can be the worst is no secret. But few things highlight this fact as well as the excellent series by Dead Parrot does—re-enacting the not-so-intellectual conversation using two dramatic actors is hilarious.

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05 Feb 14:47

​Four Reasons To Love Bravely Default

by Kirk Hamilton

​Four Reasons To Love Bravely Default

Four heroes. Four special moves. Four musical anthems that play during those special moves.

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05 Feb 14:18

Dragon Age Now Has A Cosplay Guide, To Make Dressing-up Easier

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

I hope they also made a game design guide, to make fucking up DA3 more difficult. What? No, I'm not bitter, why would you think that?

Dragon Age Now Has A Cosplay Guide, To Make Dressing-up Easier

Dragon Age is one of the more popular series on the cosplay circuit, but being a fantasy series, its outfits can be a little complex. So developers Bioware are doing the swell thing and making guides, so that when people want to cosplay as Dragon Age folks, they get it right.

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05 Feb 14:08

If Dark Souls Were a 16-Bit Platformer

by Gergo Vas
Dsider

Looks more like 32-bit to me, but either way yes please.

If Dark Souls Were a 16-Bit Platformer

Artist Dave Rapoza took Dark Souls and reimagined it as a 2D platformer from the 16-bit era, and man I can already see that health bar dropping like a fly.

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04 Feb 19:41

​The 16 Most Awful Lego Sets Ever Assembled

by Rob Bricken on io9, shared by Tina Amini to Kotaku
Dsider

Good ones in the comments too

​The 16 Most Awful Lego Sets Ever Assembled

Lego bricks are generally awesome, and by all accounts The Lego Movie, opening this weekend, is as well. So we thought we'd make sure the folks at Lego didn't get too full of themselves by reminding the world of the worst toys, figures and building sets they've unleashed upon the world. Warning: Construction ahead.

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04 Feb 18:08

Natural Doctrine Can Go Easy On Players, If You Want It To

by Spencer
Dsider

Facebook options, that's just what I fucking wanted in a game like this. When will it stop...

Natural Doctrine from Kadokawa Games is designed as a hardcore strategy RPG. The game shows you a myriad of character combo possibilities before you even make a move and if even a single character falls in battle it's game over.

Read Natural Doctrine Can Go Easy On Players, If You Want It To on Siliconera!

04 Feb 18:05

Future Nintendo Devices To Be Inspired By iOS And Android Operating Systems

by Ishaan
Dsider

At first glance that sounded terrible, but if it means I may finally realize my dream of having a console I can take on the road but then play on my bigger screen at home, I'm all for it.

Nintendo president Satoru Iwata further elaborates on the company's plan for future devices to share the same architecture.

Read Future Nintendo Devices To Be Inspired By iOS And Android Operating Systems on Siliconera!

04 Feb 17:29

And here’s the complete and final version of the interview...

Dsider

Apparently this wonderful dude has gone through pains to translate and re-insert the interview from that Persona magazine. Goes without saying that he is my hero.











And here’s the complete and final version of the interview I’ve been translating with Persona series director Katsura Hashino about Persona 5, Persona 4: Dancing All Night, Persona 4: The Ultimax Ultra Suplex Hold, and Persona Q, now with all of the pages compiled into one place. As stated before, I apologize for not translating the last two pages until tonight; apparently I had an incomplete source for the original magazine scans, which has since been rectified. The Persona 5 interview has also seen some light corrections, mostly to remove any references to Famitsu upon being told by multiple kind readers that it was the official Persona magazine that actually conducted this interview.

Once again, huge thanks to Naotolan for stepping up to the plate and volunteering to handle the image editing work for the last two pages. It was an extremely huge relief to be able to just focus on translating and typesetting and I’m in your debt, duder. Seriously.

Should there be more illuminating interviews like this in the future that are published, I think it’d be reasonable to expect that I’ll scanlate those as well, but until then, this should be the last of my work you see on this one specifically unless it turns out I wrote everything in Al Bhed or something. Hope you have as much fun reading it as I did translating it. It’s been a crazy ride seeing this all blow up on Tumblr and elsewhere!

As always, make sure to right click these images after first clicking on them in this post and then open them in another tab to view them at their full and thoroughly readable size. 

Enjoy!

-Pepsiman

04 Feb 16:55

Check Out Kirby's Own Take on Super Smash Bros.

by Richard Eisenbeis
Dsider

Video summary: THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING

The newest Kirby game, Kirby Triple Star Deluxe came out on the Nintendo 3DS in Japan earlier this month, and its story mode is only the tip of the iceberg in what it has to offer.

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04 Feb 15:13

Report: Disney Will Lay Off Hundreds This Week

by Jason Schreier
Dsider

"Disney will continue working on their successful toy-based Disney Infinity series, and that they are currently developing versions in the Marvel and Star Wars universes."

Don't go making your deal with the Devil so apparent, guys. I don't think anyone will ever believe that it was worth sacrificing LucasArts for this.

Report: Disney Will Lay Off Hundreds This Week

Disney plans to lay off hundreds of people in their interactive-media department this week, the Wall Street Journal reports today.

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04 Feb 15:09

This insane 7-foot Lego Halo spaceship took 4 years to build

by Tatiana Danger on LEGO, shared by András Neltz to Kotaku
Dsider

This is something I can appreciate regardless of its origin.

This insane 7-foot Lego Halo spaceship took 4 years to build

Every so often a Lego build comes along that's so epic and so amazing that it literally has me drooling over greebles. Mark Kelso's 7-foot long HALO Lego ship is one such build. The UNSC Spirit of Fire was a colony ship from the game HALO.

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04 Feb 15:05

"Fraud" Pretends To Be Ubisoft, Tries Cancelling Watch Dogs' Trademark

by Luke Plunkett
Dsider

The twist: that someone is King.com, and they're releasing a game called Watch Some Dogs Crush the Candy.

"Fraud" Pretends To Be Ubisoft, Tries Cancelling Watch Dogs' Trademark

Well, this is weird. Someone has asked the US Patent & Trademark Office to scrub the trademark for Ubisoft's upcoming Watch Dogs. A request that's been called "fraudulent", since it didn't actually come from Ubisoft.

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04 Feb 14:59

Dark Souls.

by Kirk Hamilton

Dark Souls. Dark Souls? Dark Souls! Dead End Thrills is still at it, pulling down some dramatic new shots of Dark Souls, looking great on PC. Head over there for more.

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