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Why Games Still Have Bad Loading Times

Video games look better and better with every passing year. Just in the last few months alone we’ve seen gorgeous technical marvels like Horizon: Zero Dawn, Breath of the Wild, and Injustice 2 (yes, seriously). But while game graphics just keep getting better, loading times—the bane of all impatient players—don’t seem…
Burnt-Out Smash Pros Are Talking About Unionizing

Earlier this week, Smash 4’s top player admitted he was overwhelmed: “We really need an off season,” Gonzalo “Zero” Barrios wrote on Twitter. “Committed players are traveling the whole year [with] no breaks.” The conversation snowballed. Fans, tournament organizers and fellow players noted that, to organize an off…
Hugh Jackman Discovers Real-Life Mario Kart, Gets Really Excited
Watch People Break Classic RPGs

Last week in Utah, a group called RPG Limit Break got together to break a bunch of role-playing games, raising $111,000 in the process.
Once Again, Overwatch Isn't Very Good At Picking Kanji Characters

Last year, a short Overwatch animation featured some iffy kanji choices. It seems the latest Hanzo skin does, too.
Persona 5 Had The Strongest Debuting Month In Franchise History In The US
In April 2017, Persona 5 had the strongest debut month for any Persona game in franchise history. Just how strong? It managed to sell five times that of the previous best-selling debut, Persona 4.
Read Persona 5 Had The Strongest Debuting Month In Franchise History In The US on Siliconera!
TV Anime Veteran Shares His Depressing Salary

If it wasn’t enough that working in the anime industry is hard, the pay can also be shockingly low.
Splatoon 2 Is Getting A "Game Card Free" Package Version In Japan

Nintendo has announced three different retail versions of Splatoon 2 for Japan. One of the download version comes with a game case, but no game card.
The Bootleg Amiibo Business Is Booming, Thanks To Nintendo

With Legend of Zelda Amiibo figures perpetually sold out and fetching prohibitively high prices on eBay, many fans are turning to bootlegged “Amiibo cards” instead. Many sellers of these cards see themselves not as mere pirates, but as modern-day Robin Hoods, providing fans with the in-game content that Nintendo won’t…
Nintendo's Artists Are Being Cool

For decades, Nintendo’s artists have been stuck churning out cartoon art to fill the halls of the Mushroom Kingdom. Which is fine! But in recent years, the company has let them off the leash on games like Splatoon and ARMS, and the results have been nothing short of extraordinary.
Mario Kart Update Removes Offensive Gesture
DsiderLAME

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the Switch just got an update that amongst other tweaks changes one of Inkling Girl’s animations, which I guess Nintendo didn’t realise meant something a little more offensive in Europe than it did in Japan.
People Are Reminiscing About A PS1 JRPG That Didn't Exist

Two game devs made up a classic JRPG to help promote their new title, a twine game about fandom, nostalgia and Usenet boards. What they didn’t count on was people believing the fake game was real.
Evangelion VR Puts You In The Pilot's Seat. Literally.
DsiderGet in the damn robot etc.

Namco Bandai announced a new virtual reality experience called Evangelion VR: The Soul Seat.
Japanese Game Companies That Won't Allow YouTube Comments

Nintendo America, for example, allows comments on its YouTube videos. The company’s Japanese headquarters does not, and some people online in Japan don’t sound too happy.
pale-quadrant: [AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]
Dsideri.e. my daily life
[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]
NPC Spends 263 'Years' Walking Through Theme Park Maze From Hell
DsiderWe may be sadists, but we're creative sadists

Meet “Just a Walk in the Park”. It’s a theme park built in an open source version of Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 with mostly one attraction: a maze. A maze so large, so hellish, that it took a single NPC 263 in-game years just to get to the exit.
Official Sailor Moon Phone Announced In China

Meitu, the folks behind that infamous beauty app, are rolling out an official Sailor Moon phone and selfie stick.
Nintendo just revealed its E3 plans, which are similar to years past.

Nintendo just revealed its E3 plans, which are similar to years past. On June 13 at 9am PT, there will be a Nintendo Spotlight presentation for Switch games, including Super Mario Odyssey. That will be followed by a Treehouse Live event.
Ex-WWE Announcer Emcees Video Game Wrestling League Finale

Wrestling fans might be used to hearing Justin Roberts introduce names like John Cena, Daniel Bryan or The Undertaker. But for the finale of the Video Game Championship Wrestling series, Roberts himself took to the mic to announce the entrance of rejected Street Fighter concept Zubaz and the dark lord of Hyrule…
“Persona Super Live P-Sound Bomb!!! 2017” Website Up With Special Art By Shigenori Soejima
Dsider:(
Atlus is hosting a major Persona series concert on August 2 in Japan, and a special website for the event has opened, featuring artwork by character designer Shigenori Soeijima.
Read “Persona Super Live P-Sound Bomb!!! 2017” Website Up With Special Art By Shigenori Soejima on Siliconera!
Fire Emblem Heroes’ New Defensive Battle Maps Come With Waves Of Enemies And Rewards
Fire Emblem Heroes has gone up with a collection of “Defensive Battle”special maps that require you to defend for a certain number of turns. You can take these on for easy leveling and 10 Orbs.
Read Fire Emblem Heroes’ New Defensive Battle Maps Come With Waves Of Enemies And Rewards on Siliconera!
Over 7,000 Bodies May Be Buried Beneath Mississippi University

In what sounds like a clichéd horror movie premise, a recent investigation suggests as many as 7,000 bodies are buried across 20 acres at the Mississippi Medical Center Campus—the former site of the state’s first mental institution. Officials at the university now face the grim task of pulling 100-year-old bodies…
FCC Claims It Was Hit by Denial Of Service Attack After John Oliver Segment [Update]
DsiderThis is horseshit

Last night, John Oliver told his viewers to go to the FCC via a domain they bought, gofccyourself.com, and submit comments in favor of net neutrality. It was funny. A larf. A light-hearted jape with a serious point.
President Trump Deletes Every Old Press Release, But The Internet Never Forgets

Yesterday, journalists discovered that the Trump regime had deleted the president’s infamous press release from 2015 that called for a ban on all Muslims traveling to the United States. But it wasn’t just the Muslim ban. Every single press release from before January 1, 2017 has been erased from donaldjtrump.com.…
Only 90s kids will remember Mega Man’s nightmarish mascot visage.
DsiderMany of the follow-up images in comments are just as horrifying
The Zelda Escape Room Is A Little Disappointing (And Not Really An Escape Room)
DsiderTLDR: Buy a Switch instead ya dum

When I first heard that there was a Zelda escape room coming to the United States, I imagined a labyrinth of elaborate puzzles, growing more challenging and complicated with each subsequent chamber. I did not expect to be solving brainteasers at a conference table. But I am pleased to report, dear Kotaku readers, that…





