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Please let me read this audiobook. 

I like the Puke State. Also, Utah's nickname was apparently "Utah."

Easter

Or at least a 4e powered game.  My daughter caught me reading the 4e-based fan-made Adventure Time RPG.  It seems pretty groovy, despite being more fiddly than I like.  She used this character creator to whip up a PC.  You get to choose your level up to 5, so of course she maxxed out her character.  

Crystal Wizard Emily

Level: 5 Exp: _____ Species: Crystal Class: Wizard Size: Medium Vision: Darkvision

Health: 31 Healing Surges: 7 Healing Surge Value: 7 Initiative: +5 (+0 Dex, +5 level) Speed: 6 squares

Armor: Cloth Weapons:   Dagger, Simple; One-Handed, proficient: +3, 1d4, Blade, Can be thrown, range 5   Quarterstaff, Simple; Two-Handed, proficient: +2, 1d8, Blunt   Hand Crossbow, Simple; One-Handed, 1d6, ranged 10

Ability Scores Ability Score Modifier Charisma 13 +1 Constitution 12 +1 Dexterity 11 +0 Intelligence 14 +2 Strength 14 +2 Wisdom 16 +3

Base Attack Modifiers Base Attack Modifier Charisma +6 Constitution +6 Dexterity +5 Intelligence +7 Strength +7 Wisdom +8

Defense Scores Defense Score AC 17 (+5 level, +2 Int) Fortitude 17 (+5 level, +2 Str) Reflex 17 (+5 level, +2 Int) Will 18 (+5 level, +3 Wis)

Skill Scores

Skill	Modifier
Acrobatics	+5 (+0 Dex)
Athletics	+7 (+2 Str)
Bluff	+6 (+1 Cha)
Diplomacy	+11 (+5 skill training, +1 Cha)
Dungeoneering	+8 (+3 Wis)
Endurance	+10 (+1 Con, +4 crystal)
Heal	+8 (+3 Wis)
History	+7 (+2 Int)
Insight	+8 (+3 Wis)
Intimidate	+6 (+1 Cha)
Magic	+12 (+2 Int, +5 wizard)
Nature	+13 (+5 skill training, +3 Wis)
Perception	+8 (+3 Wis)
Stealth	+5 (+0 Dex)
Streetwise	+6 (+1 Cha)
Technology	+12 (+5 skill training, +2 Int)
Thievery	+5 (+0 Dex)

Basic Melee Attacks:
  Dagger; Attack: +10 (+2 Str, +3 proficient) vs. AC; Hit: 1d4+2 (+2 Str)
  Quarterstaff; Attack: +9 (+2 Str, +2 proficient) vs. AC; Hit: 1d8+2 (+2 Str)
  Unarmed; Attack: +7 (+2 Str) vs. AC; Hit: 1d4+2 (+2 Str)
  Improvised One-Handed; Attack: +7 (+2 Str) vs. AC; Hit: 1d4+2 (+2 Str)
  Improvised Two-Handed; Attack: +7 (+2 Str) vs. AC; Hit: 1d8+2 (+2 Str)
Basic Ranged Attacks:
  Hand Crossbow; Attack: +5 (+0 Dex) vs. AC; Hit: 1d6+0 (+0 Dex)
  Dagger (thrown); Attack: +8 (+0 Dex, +3 proficient) vs. AC; Hit: 1d4+0 (+0 Dex)
Other Actions:
  Bull Rush; Attack: +2 (+2 Str) vs. Fortitude
  Grab; Attack: +2 (+2 Str) vs. Reflex; sustain minor
  Move Grabbed; Attack: +2 (+2 Str) vs. Fortitude; move action, halfspeed
Class Features:
  Cantripomancy: As a wizard, you can perform a myriad of minor spells to amuse your friends and aid your allies.
  Sources of Power: All wizards choose the source of their powers early on in their magical training. Many pick elemental sources like raging fire or billowing wind. Other more eccentric wizards choose almost anything from sweaters to toast to cutlery. Your source of power provides a great deal of flavor to your character and can be used as a simple way to customize a wizard. Any power that contains they keyword Source indicates your chosen source of power. Once chosen, you may not switch power sources. E-veeeeer.  [Elizabeth chose Sparkly Crystal Powers.]
Class and Species Powers:







Note: Modifiers in parenthesis have already been included in your totals and are present only for reference.