Queenoblivia

My 20s have mostly been me just being sad and horny

pumpkinskull:

theaffluenza:

buttify:

i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap

everything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both at the same time

this was the most affirming thing i’ve read in my life

torontoqueer:

ask-hazy:

matelotage:

yourmagicalworld:

This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial.

I need me a hot glue gun hot damn

Shit

Everyone is getting wands for christmas.

goodimaginationandbadgrades:

DO IT

DO IT FOR ALL OF US

I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died.

ohmygawd

Gets me every time

butts-disease:

johnisdollywood:

I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.

god

fucking

dammit

shit the bed

doodleigh:

Bob and Pete in a nutshell.

I don’t have time to get healthy. Too busy dying.