Zealoxicated

brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

wealldraw:

Wolf Teen, a show about a rebellious pack of teen wolves that skateboard and dont listen to their parents

-josiah

arythusa:

One half of a sketch for the Hannibal art book I am contributing to*! Featuring Swiggity Swag the Nightmare Stag!

*These kinds of things stress me out. 

choodraws:

goodnight, night vale, goodnight.

Agnes B., Fall 2013

I’d just like to say how lovely it is to be back in California. I feel safe here now you’ve got rid of Proposition 8.

karengilly:

Loki’s Comic Con entrance. 

Desolation of Smaug Countdown with Lee Pace | 70/213

pinstripesuit:

Next, I’ll be doing Science Boyfriends with chibi kaiju :D

Old Woman Josie out near the car lot says the angels revealed themselves to her; said they were ten feet tall, radiant, and one of them was black; said they helped her with various household chores. One of them changed a light bulb for her, the porch light.

serenity-fails:

MAKO FAN CLUB

claricechiarasorcha:

mcavoiding:

can’t take any chances though

DOES IT HAVE A PULSE

We’ve followed the casting notes, perused the set photos, and soaked in the rumors. Today, we finally got to see some footage. We can’t show it to you yet, but we can go into details about what it contained.

During today’s Comic-Con panel at Hall H, Sony showed off a reel — essentially a trailer — from Marc Webb‘s The Amazing Spider-Man 2. The video was a rough one, with incomplete effects and a couple of storyboards, but it was enough to offer us a good sense of the movie. And what we saw was pretty fantastic. Hit the jump for the full description.

The video opens with a shot of New York City streets. A large truck barrels through several cars, prompting the cops to get on the case. We then get our first glimpse at Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield), riding on top of one of the cop cars.

The Spidey of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a more confident, content Spidey than we saw in the previous film. We hear him in a voiceover: “You know what it is I love about being Spider-Man? Everything.” He chases a tattooed gangster (Paul Giamatti) who’s driving a truck, and manages to beat him up without much trouble.

But that doesn’t mean everything’s smooth sailing. We see a scene of Peter arguing with Aunt May (Sally Field) over, of all things, laundry. Or that’s the superficial subject; at heart is Peter’s need to protect his identity. “Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red,” she scolds. Peter covers up by explaining that he’d been washing his flag, to which she protests, “No one washes their flag.”

Spider-Man’s first encounter with Max Dillon (Jamie Foxx) comes shortly afterward. Spidey saves the rather pathetic-looking Oscorp employee from a disaster (seemingly during the chase with Giamatti’s Rhino), brushes him off, fixes his combover, and asks him to be his “eyes and ears.”

The incident leaves Max starstruck, and he’s seen shortly thereafter gushing to Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) in an elevator about how great it must be to be Spider-Man. “It must be pretty cool to have the whole world see you like that,” he gushes. “I wish I was like him. The amazing Spider-Man.”

Rhino also makes a further brief appearance. Spider-Man uses his web to trap him between two buildings, and further humiliates him by pulling down his pants. Rhino’s anger is stopped in its tracks when a pipe falls from the sky, knocking him unconscious. While some of the comedy in the trailer works (Spidey fixing Dillon’s combover, for instance) this bit was a little more rough.

While The Amazing Spider-Man showed Peter and Gwen getting together, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 follows them trying to stay together. Which may be easier said than done when one-half of the couple is a famous superhero. “You’re Spider-Man and I love that,” she says. “But I love Peter Parker more.”

Unfortunately, there’s still more trouble coming Peter’s way. We see Max at work, getting electrocuted and falling into a tank of electric eels. He emerges transformed into blue, glowing Electro, which of course can only spell trouble for Spider-Man.

Complicating Peter’s life further still is the reappearance of Harry Osborn (Dane DeHaan), whom we see only briefly in the trailer. He’s apparently spent the last several years at a private school called the Ravencroft Institute, and seems to have some lingering daddy issues as evidenced by a short appearance from a sick Norman Osborn (Chris Cooper). “Not everybody has a happy ending,” Norman says. In addition there are a couple shots that suggest how Gwen Stacy’s part in this story will end.

Cut to Electro’s rage-filled rampage across New York. “I just wanted everybody to see me,” he says. “Soon everyone will know how it feels to live in my world…. A world without Spider-Man.” He shoots lightning bolts across the city, toppling buildings and sending people screaming. In the last scene of the trailer, Spider-Man catches a cop car hurtling through the air, a split second before it would have landed on a policeman. “Need a hand?” he asks.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 opens May 2, 2014. For more on what we learned at the panel, keep an eye out for Germain’s upcoming Spider-Man post.

• New ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Photos Show Another Side of Electro
• First Official Look at Electro in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′
• Watch Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone’s ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Screen Test; Marc Webb Hints at Possible IMAX-Exclusive Cut for Sequel
• Shailene Woodley in Talks to Play Mary Jane Watson in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2,’ Electro Rumored as Villain
• ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Review – Short on Spectacle, But Big on Heart
• Sally Field Joins Spider-Man

kushandcake:

lolzpicx:

A guy pushing a Great White Shark back into water. 

none of your shit today great white

calligraphy-by-sam:

made another quickly before bed.

OH MY GOD TAG YOUR PORN

to-neverland-darlings:

holmesandtheroman:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

what is this show

The Big Comfy Couch

I FUCKING LOVED THIS SHOW AND I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS ABOUT

malekith:

deviouspenguin:

malekith:

im still rlly pissed that they replaced lime skittles with green apple ones wtf

wait what? no! really? is this really a thing?

skittles: taste the betrayal 

ilovecharts:

How to name your Pacific Rim Jaeger

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

• when people use my name in conversation
• when people say “this reminded me of you!”
• when people remember little things i say/do
• when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
• when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

shire-bloggins:

snipejammin:

joebagofdoughnuts:

These all need to happen, well except maybe for the last one. I really have no desire to see Tony Danza or Vin Diesel in another movie unless they are victims within the first five minutes.

Tim Allen in Sharkalanche! XD

"Snow is frozen water, the science is sound" omfg

(x)

The time-traveling mutant has finally arrived! Here's the first look at Bishop (upper-lefthand corner), played by Omar Sy — it's admittedly a pretty small picture, but you can still tell they took his dreadlocked hair and eye-mark right out of the comics.

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While most of us on the West Coast were still sleeping, Aaron Paul and Neil Patrick Harris got up at the crack of dawn this morning to announce the nominees for the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards.

American Horror Story: Asylum and Game of Thrones led the nominations with 17 and 16 each, respectively. Most of the usual suspects, including Modern Family, The Big Bang Theory, Mad Men, and Breaking Bad received recognition as well. Welcome newcomers included Kerry Washington for Scandal, Vera Farmiga for Bates Motel, and Adam Driver for Girls. But sorry, Orphan Black fans — no love for Tatiana Maslany this year. Hit the jump to read the nominations.

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series:
Vera Farmiga, Bates Motel
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Claire Danes, Homeland
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Connie Britton, Nashville
Kerry Washington, Scandal

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series:
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Hugh Bonneville, Downton Abbey
Damian Lewis, Homeland
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series:
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey
Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones
Morena Baccarin, Homeland
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series:
Bobby Cannavale, Boardwalk Empire
Jonathan Banks, Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Jim Carter, Downton Abbey
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series:
Diana Rigg, Game of Thrones
Linda Cardellini, Mad Men
Joan Cusack, Shameless
Margo Martindale, The Americans
Carrie Preston, The Good Wife
Jane Fonda, The Newsroom

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series:
Rupert Friend, Homeland
Robert Morse, Mad Men
Harry Hamlin, Mad Men
Dan Bucatinsky, Scandal
Nathan Lane, The Good Wife
Michael J. Fox, The Good Wife

Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series:
George Mastras, Breaking Bad – “Dead Freight”
Thomas Schnauz, Breaking Bad – “Say My Name”
Julian Fellowes, Downton Abbey – “Episode 4″
David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, Game of Thrones – “The Rains of Castamere”
Henry Bromell, Homeland – “Q&A”

Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series:
Tim Van Patten, Boardwalk Empire – “Margate Sands”
Michelle MacLaren, Breaking Bad – “Gliding Over All”
Jeremy Webb, Downton Abbey – “Episode 4″
Lesli Linka Glatter, Homeland – “Q&A”
David Fincher, House of Cards – “Chapter 1″

Outstanding Drama Series:
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Homeland
House of Cards
Mad Men

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series:
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Dern, Enlightened
Lena Dunham, Girls
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series:
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Louie C.K., Louie
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series:
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock
Jane Lynch, Glee
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Merritt Wever, Nurse Jackie
Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory
Anna Chlumsky, Veep

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series:
Adam Driver, Girls
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live
Tony Hale, Veep

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series:
Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock
Molly Shannon, Enlightened
Dot-Marie Jones, Glee
Melissa Leo, Louie
Melissa McCarthy, Saturday Night Live
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series:
Will Forte, 30 Rock
Nathan Lane, Modern Family
Bobby Cannavale, Nurse Jackie
Louie C.K., Saturday Night Live
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live
Bob Newhart, The Big Bang Theory

Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series:
Jack Burditt and Robert Carlock, 30 Rock – “Hogcock!”
Tina Fey and Tracey Wigfield, 30 Rock – “Last Lunch”
David Crane and Jeffrey Klarik, Episodes – “Episode 209″
Louie C.K. and Pamela Adlon, Louie – “Daddy’s Girlfriend (Part 1)”
Greg Daniels, The Office – “Finale”

Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series:
Beth McCarthy-Miller, 30 Rock – “Hogcock!” and “Last Lunch”
Lena Dunham, Girls – “On All Fours”
Paris Barclay, Glee – “Diva”
Louie C.K., Louie – “New Year’s Eve”
Gail Mancuso, Modern Family – “Arrested”

Outstanding Comedy Series:
30 Rock
Girls
Louie
Modern Family
The Big Bang Theory
Veep

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie:
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum
Helen Mirren, Phil Spector
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals
Laura Linney, The Big C: Hereafter
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Movie:
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
Benedict Cumberbatch, Parade’s End
Al Pacino, Phil Spector
Toby Jones, The Girl

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or Movie:
Sarah Paulson, American Horror Story: Asylum
Ellen Burstyn, Political Animals
Charlotte Rampling, Restless
Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias
Imelda Staunton, The Girl

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or Movie:
James Cromwell, American Horror Story: Asylum
Zachary Quinto, American Horror Story: Asylum
Scott Bakula, Behind the Candelabra
John Benjamin Hickey, The Big C: Hereafter
Peter Mullan, Top of the Lake

Outstanding Writing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special:
Richard LaGravenese, Behind the Candelabra
Tom Stoppard, Parade’s End
David Mamet, Phil Spector
Abi Morgan, The Hour
Jane Campion and Gerard Lee, Top of the Lake

Outstanding Writing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special:
Steven Soderbergh, Behind the Candelabra
David Mamet, Phil Spector
Allison Anders, Ring of Fire
Julian Jarrold, The Girl
Jane Campion and Garth Davis, Top of the Lake

Outstanding Miniseries or Movie:
American Horror Story: Asylum
Behind the Candelabra
Phil Spector
Political Animals
The Bible
Top of the Lake

Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program:
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
Betty White, Betty White’s Off Their Rockers
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Anthony Bourdain, The Taste

Reality – Competition Program:
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
The Amazing Race
The Voice
Top Chef

Variety Series:
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Winners will be announced at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards ceremony on Sunday, September 22. Neil Patrick Harris will host. Head to the official Emmys website for the full list of nominees.

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The best part of this story is that it's 100% true.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

A few months ago, Twitter user Erin Faulk shared an epic story late at night on Twitter about the time she decided to try to find Matt Damon in Morocco while she was there studying Arabic and he was there shooting a movie. For some reason — perhaps because someone took the time to Storify it, thereby making it easier to consume — the story and references to it were all over my Twitter feed last night and this morning. Intrigued, I took the time to read it and subsequently enjoyed the hell out of it. So I will now share it with you. Take it away, Erin…

At the request of @JustinKlump and @spilmaam, who are #blizzarddrunj, I will now tweet about the time I tried to find Matt Damon in Morocco.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

I heard a rumor that Matt Damon was in Rabat, filming a movie called The Green Zone.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

We hopped on a train to Rabat, and arrived in the middle of the afternoon. Here was my plan: just like, ask people where Matt Damon was.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

The good news was, we could say "Where is Matt Damon?" in like, eight languages between the five of us. So we did.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

We got a cab. The driver asked us where we wanted to go. I said "to Matt Damon." *silence*

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

The driver said "No where you want to go?" And I said, "Seriously, do you know where Matt Damon is?

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

Because I'm fast on my feet, I blurted out "the American Embassy!!!" *silence from my classmates*

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

Here's the deal: I'm American. Matt Damon is American.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

What good is the American Embassy if it can't help Americans find each other in Rabat?

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

We marched up the hill, because at that point I had convinced everyone that helping us find Matt Damon was exactly what the embassy was for.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

In the office sat an officer of the United States Army. My courageous friends said, "Hi, sorry, but could you tell us where Matt Damon is?"

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

The Army officer asked them to repeat the question. Twice. Then he said, "Are you kidding me?" They assured him they were not.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

After acting like my classmates were crazy people, the officer said "Look. They're not filming in Rabat today. They're in Sale."

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

That's right. I was right. HE KNEW WHERE MATT DAMON WAS.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

When we got to Sale, which is described as a "fishing village," we asked pretty much everyone in town "Where is Matt Damon?"

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

An old man said, "You with film crew??" Obviously, I said yes.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

He marched us up to the security guards, explained that we were important crew members. And we walked right the fuck in.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

Eventually, an Irish guy wandered over and said, "I'm sorry - who are you with?"

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

I looked him straight in the eye and said, "Honestly? No one. We were just looking for Matt Damon."

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

I guess you could say he was incredulous. He asked, "How did you get on set?" And I said "Well, an old man escorted us." And I shrugged.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

The Irishman started laughing, like, guffawing really, and he said "Well done." Then he shook my hand and told us to stay close to him.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

We hung out on set for about 6 hours, watching Matt Damon's stand in do the shot over and over. Then, at midnight, it happened.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

Midnight rolls around. And Matt Damon himself, MATT DAMON, MATT FUCKING DAMON, gets into the Humvee for the shot. The camera rolls.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

That's pretty much it. Making movies. They did it like three more times and he went back to his trailer. I didn't meet him or anything.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

But YOU GUYS. I fucking found Matt Damon. The moral of the story is, playing hooky is always the right choice. Always. Thanks, Matt Damon.

— Erin Faulk (@erinscafe) February 9, 2013

Source

Read the entire story at the Storify link.

Chronicle turned out to be a surprise smash hit, making $126 million worldwide — not bad at all when the film only cost $12 million to begin with. A sequel seemed like the obvious next step, and indeed Fox has one in the works. The bad news, however, is that it’s moving forward without its original director or writer.

Max Landis, who scripted the first film, was hired to write the sequel all the way back in March 2012, just a few weeks after Chronicle opened. But he’s hit some trouble along the way, and now he reveals he’s off the project entirely. Hit the jump to read his comments.

The screenwriter offered the update on Twitter after a fan asked for details.

.@PaulVRea I've been off Chronicle 2 for months now. Fox had a different direction they wanted to take the series, Josh was never attached.

— Max Landis (@Uptomyknees) July 18, 2013

He continued:

Ultimately, I’m just very grateful to Fox for making a film as close to my original script as Chronicle was. For making the film at all. So yeah it’s sad that as of right now I’m not involved in the sequel, and don’t know what it’s about even, but ultimately I can’t complain. [...] Chronicle 2 is still probably happening, just not with my involvement as of now. It’s a bummer, but there are no real hard feelings. They hired new writers on it. I’m sure they’ll announce soon. Just hope this answers the questions I’ve been getting everyday.

Last fall, Landis’ father, filmmaker John Landis, told press that his son’s script hadn’t been well received at Fox. “[T]he studio read it and said, ‘We want ‘Chronicle’ again!’” he said. “And he said, ‘No, this is the sequel, it’s the evolution, and they said ‘No, we want that movie again!’” Landis (Max) followed up by saying “it was not his place to say that” and insisting that Fox liked his script. Apparently, though, they didn’t like it enough.

Still, there’s no reason to weep for Landis.

As a screenwriter, I’ve been incredibly lucky so far. And hell, I start directing my first feature on Monday, so it’s like…I don’t know. The truth is, when you’re successful as a screenwriter, you have to just take everything in stride. That’s like more than half the job.

Landis’ first directorial effort will be Me Him Her, a quarterlife crisis comedy described as “Reality Bites on acid.” He’s also worked on the scripts for Good Time Gang and Paul McGuigan’s Frankenstein. The fact that he’s no longer working on Chronicle is disappointing, but Landis seems like he’s bouncing back just fine.

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• ‘Chronicle’ Director Josh Trank Unsure About Sequel; Working on Other Original Ideas at Fox