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26 Jul 09:07

After losing his taste and smell to covid, Hank Green tries foods he hates

by Andy Baio
pickles, black licorice, blue cheese, anchovies, and lots of olives #
26 Jul 09:00

Klifur

by Andy Baio
charming puzzle climbing game reminiscent of Bennett Foddy's GIRP #
26 Jul 08:55

NASA releases first James Webb Space Telescope images

by Andy Baio
they should have sent a poet #
26 Jul 08:54

Absurd AI-generated food photography with DALL-E 2

by Andy Baio
Max Woolf serves up Rubik's Cube PB&Js and five-dimensional burgers #
25 Jul 12:41

GameStop's new NFT platform features an NFT mimicking a victim of 9/11

A rendering resembling the famous "The Falling Man" photo. A man in an astronaut suit falls headfirst, with a striped background resembling a tall office tower.

GameStop's brand new NFT platform, which launched on July 12, is off to a less than promising start. Unlike some other NFT platforms like OpenSea, Gamestop does not allow just anyone to create and list NFTs—creators have to apply and be approved individually.

One of their artists, "Jules", created an NFT clearly modeled after The Falling Man, a well-known photograph of a man falling from the upper floors of the World Trade Center during the September 11 attacks in New York City. The NFT is also titled Falling Man, and pictures a model in the same position, but wearing an astronaut suit.

Not only is GameStop selling an NFT of the victim of a tragedy, it's a featured image when Googling "GameStop".

22 Jul 12:58

Minecraft announces they will not support or allow NFTs

Cover of the video game Minecraft, showing a group of blocky characters standing on grassy ledges

Minecraft is a massively popular sandbox-style video game that had almost 140 million monthly active users as of 2021. Its developer, Mojang Studios, published a blog post detailing upcoming guidelines to clarify their position on NFTs and blockchain more generally. They wrote that "NFTs ... can create models of scarcity and exclusion that conflict with our Guidelines and the spirit of Minecraft." They announced that "blockchain technologies are not permitted to be integrated inside our client and server applications, nor may Minecraft in-game content such as worlds, skins, persona items, or other mods, be utilized by blockchain technology to create a scarce digital asset."

22 Jul 11:39

I keep some Euro coins in the car to put in the trolley at Aldi. Occasionally as I'm leaving the shop, someone gives me a pound for the trolley and I make about 15p profit. I'm on my 4th Euro this year.

by @fesshole
Merijn

Another #brexit success story

I keep some Euro coins in the car to put in the trolley at Aldi. Occasionally as I'm leaving the shop, someone gives me a pound for the trolley and I make about 15p profit. I'm on my 4th Euro this year.

22 Jul 11:36

Minecraft bans NFTs and blockchain as they "encourage profiteering"

Mojang says No f-ing thanks to NFTs
22 Jul 11:34

PowerWash Simulator's Game Pass launch hoses down Ori, Hades, and more

A clean launch, by all accounts
22 Jul 10:24

Connect Your Worlds – Discord Voice Chat Comes to Xbox Consoles for Xbox Insiders

by Eric Voreis, Principal Program Manager, Player Experiences and Platforms

All your friends and communities in one place


Get ready to connect with your Discord friends and communities on Xbox! Discord Voice chat is coming to your Xbox Series X|S and Xbox One consoles. You will be able to chat with anyone on Discord via voice channels or group calls directly from your console making it easy to connect with friends across mobile, Xbox, and PC. The update will start rolling out to Xbox Insiders today and will be available soon for everyone.


Streamlined audio experience


Today’s update enables a highly requested feature – Discord Voice on Xbox consoles allows you to talk with your friends and community while you play your favorite games. Planning a few rounds of multiplayer action in Halo Infinite with buddies on both console and PC? Exploring new biomes with your friends in Minecraft? See them already playing a game that supports cross-play? Connect to their voice channel and chat as you all play.

While you are playing on your console, you will be able to see who is in the call and speaking. You’ll also be able to adjust the sound, and switch between Discord Voice and Xbox game chat. 

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Link your Discord account to your Xbox


To get started, open the guide by pressing the Xbox button on your console, then go to Parties & chats and click Try Discord Voice on Xbox. You’ll see an option to scan a QR code. The QR code will take you to the Discord and Xbox apps to connect and set up a two-way link between your Discord account and Xbox. If you’ve previously linked your Discord account to your Xbox, you will have to re-link. To link your Discord account you must be at least 13 years old and other parental controls may apply. Learn more in the Discord Xbox Connection article.

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Once your Discord account is linked to Xbox, you can hop in a channel you’d like to talk in using Discord just as you normally would. On the Discord mobile app, you’ll see a new option to Join on Xbox. At this point, you’ll need the Xbox app to transfer voice chat from your Discord account to your Xbox. If you have it installed, the Xbox app will launch and let you connect the Discord Voice chat to your Xbox Series X|S or Xbox One console. Discord’s safety standards will apply when chatting on Xbox consoles with Discord Voice.


What’s ahead and how you can jump in


Today’s update will start to roll out to select Xbox Insiders and will expand to more in the coming weeks. Check Xbox Insider release notes for more details. Stay tuned to Xbox Wire for future updates with Discord and all the latest and greatest Xbox related news.

If you’d like to help create the future of Xbox and get access to new features download the Xbox Insider Hub on your Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, or Windows PC today. Share with us what your dream gaming community looks like and help shape the future of gaming!

For questions on the Xbox Insider program visit the FAQ. For support related to Xbox updates, visit the official Xbox Support site.

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19 Jul 07:54

I babysat for an awful family with two kids. The kids had a pet rabbit they abused horribly. One day I volunteered to take him to the vet, told the vet to write on his card that he was euthanized and dead.. I took the bunny home. He turns 8 this summer.

by @fesshole

I babysat for an awful family with two kids. The kids had a pet rabbit they abused horribly. One day I volunteered to take him to the vet, told the vet to write on his card that he was euthanized and dead.. I took the bunny home. He turns 8 this summer.

19 Jul 07:35

I'm a programmer and sometimes I can spend hours looking at my old code and think to myself how beautiful it is. Also sometimes I look at old code and think wtf was I doing.

by @fesshole

I'm a programmer and sometimes I can spend hours looking at my old code and think to myself how beautiful it is. Also sometimes I look at old code and think wtf was I doing.

05 Jul 07:32

RT by @fesshole: Best public confessions for April 2022, what a great month that was. Do keep sending stories in and keeping us laughing. Thank you everyone, and remember to encourage your friends to FOLLOW @FESSHOLE NOW, so we can keep it all going with your most extraordinary confessions.

by @fesshole

Best public confessions for April 2022, what a great month that was. Do keep sending stories in and keeping us laughing. Thank you everyone, and remember to encourage your friends to FOLLOW @FESSHOLE NOW, so we can keep it all going with your most extraordinary confessions.

04 Jul 09:39

Used to work in an office with a lot of computer illiterate old ladies. Any time they asked what every happened to someone I'd pretend to Google them and make stuff up. Kid from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory started a cult. Yazz died in a shootout with police in New York.

by @fesshole

Used to work in an office with a lot of computer illiterate old ladies. Any time they asked what every happened to someone I'd pretend to Google them and make stuff up. Kid from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory started a cult. Yazz died in a shootout with police in New York.

01 Jul 10:59

Coca-Cola launches Pride NFTs, bringing the commercialization of Pride to new lows

A 3D rendering of a glass coke bottle with pink and orange swirls on it, surrounded by faceted spherical prisms and rainbow lights

If it wasn't already nauseating to watch a huge corporation like Coca-Cola use LGBTQ Pride Month to market their products and pay lip service to supporting LGBTQ rights while supporting anti-LGBTQ politicians, now they're doing it with NFTs. Coca-Cola launched "The Coca-Cola Pride Collection" of 136 NFTs, which are minting for 335 MATIC (~$158). The website states that all proceeds will go to LGBTQ+ charities.

At that price, Coca-Cola will only be earning about $21,500 (minus any expenses) if the project mints out, plus any resale fees. A many-billion-dollar company like Coca-Cola might consider just donating the 20 grand themselves.

01 Jul 10:39

I'm a plumber, once was watching porn, about to rub one out and instantly lost my boner when I saw the absolutely atrocious copper pipework in the background.

by @fesshole

I'm a plumber, once was watching porn, about to rub one out and instantly lost my boner when I saw the absolutely atrocious copper pipework in the background.

29 Jun 11:04

I've trained my son to insist on special days like Father's Day or my birthday that he needs to buy me a pint of beer in the pub. I insist on a half. The pub staff always upgrade it to a full pint free of charge when he pays, because he's four years old.

by @fesshole

I've trained my son to insist on special days like Father's Day or my birthday that he needs to buy me a pint of beer in the pub. I insist on a half. The pub staff always upgrade it to a full pint free of charge when he pays, because he's four years old.

29 Jun 11:03

I deliberately take detours so I don't have to pass petrol stations, which cause me stress when I see the price of their petrol. It's costing me a fortune in petrol.

by @fesshole

I deliberately take detours so I don't have to pass petrol stations, which cause me stress when I see the price of their petrol. It's costing me a fortune in petrol.

27 Jun 13:36

Supreme Court overturns Roe v Wade, ending federal right to abortion

by Andy Baio
catastrophic decision from the Conservative majority, abortion is now banned in 13 states with more to follow #
27 Jun 08:58

Crypto-themed restaurant stops accepting crypto

Two television screens showing a beef menu and vegan menu, emblazoned with Bored Apes and Mutant Apes. Prices start at $13 for beef hamburgers and $15.50 for vegan burgers.

The Bored Ape-themed "Bored & Hungry" restaurant in Long Beach, California has stopped accepting crypto payments. Despite excitedly announcing the first ever crypto purchase, made with Apecoin, when the restaurant opened in April, it seems crypto payments haven't been working out for them.

The LA Times reported that the restaurant had stopped accepting crypto at some point in the past, and that an employee described the crypto payment option as both unwieldy and unpopular with customers.

For now, and indefinitely going forward, customers will have to pay for their $13 hamburgers with plain old fiat.

27 Jun 08:48

Fall Guys Is Now Available For Xbox One And Xbox Series X|S

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Fall Guys

Epic Games

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You’re invited to dive and dodge your way to victory in the pantheon of clumsy. Rookie or pro? Solo or partied up? Fall Guys delivers ever-evolving, high-concentrated hilarity and fun. The only thing more important than winning is looking as ridiculous as possible while doing it. Grab the silliest costume you can and fall in line—the show's about to start! Competitive & Cooperative: Tumble between competitive free-for-alls and cooperative challenges—or take on the Blunderdome with up to 3 friends! Play with Friends: Fall Guys supports cross-play, cross-platform parties and cross-progression via your Epic Games Account. Ever-Evolving Content: Play stays fresh with Limited Time Events and new game modes. Each Season brings with it new costumes, collabs, obstacles and ways to play. Gloriously Customizable: Choose from a multitude of Colors, Patterns, Costumes and Nameplates. Relish wins with voguish Celebrations and share your flair with Emotes! Items shown may require separate purchase from the in-game store and are subject to availability. Contains in-game purchases.
 
Product Info:
Developer: Mediatonic
Publisher: Epic Games
Website: Fall Guys
Twitter: @Mediatonic / @EpicGames / @FallGuysGame

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24 Jun 12:41

One winter, my bf complained about how chapped and sore his hands were but he refused to use hand cream. Every night while he slept I moisturised his left hand. After a month he exclaimed his left hand was healed but his right was still sore. I fessed up. He now uses moisturiser.

by @fesshole

One winter, my bf complained about how chapped and sore his hands were but he refused to use hand cream. Every night while he slept I moisturised his left hand. After a month he exclaimed his left hand was healed but his right was still sore. I fessed up. He now uses moisturiser.

24 Jun 12:38

As a postgrad, earned a bit of cash supervising undergraduate exams. Relieved the boredom playing Battleships against the other supervisor. Stand behind a student to fire a shot. Opponent gives silent nod or headshake for hit or miss.

by @fesshole

As a postgrad, earned a bit of cash supervising undergraduate exams. Relieved the boredom playing Battleships against the other supervisor. Stand behind a student to fire a shot. Opponent gives silent nod or headshake for hit or miss.

17 Jun 10:33

Now that I'm only occasionally in the office, instead of buying a pint of milk, I take some from home in a little drinks flask. I like to pretend that I'm pouring in alcohol when I make my coffee and it makes me secretly smile to myself every time I do it.

by @fesshole

Now that I'm only occasionally in the office, instead of buying a pint of milk, I take some from home in a little drinks flask. I like to pretend that I'm pouring in alcohol when I make my coffee and it makes me secretly smile to myself every time I do it.

17 Jun 10:03

Anna "Delvey" Sorokin announces she will "move away from the 'scammer persona'" and launch NFTs

Anna Sorokin, sitting with her chin on her hand in court

Anna Sorokin, the scammer who convinced people and companies to give her hundreds of thousands of dollars by pretending to be a German heiress, has decided to get into NFTs. After winding up with a "scammer persona", which she says is a result of the Netflix series about her and not a result of the scams that landed her in prison, she has announced her intentions to "move away from" it. Now she is focusing on an NFT collection, which she announced in an interview from a detention facility in New York.

15 Jun 07:48

Our kettle is 15ft away from the fridge. If I'm making someone a cup of tea, I swig a mouthful of milk, walk over to the cup with teabag in and spit the milk into the cup

by @fesshole

Our kettle is 15ft away from the fridge. If I'm making someone a cup of tea, I swig a mouthful of milk, walk over to the cup with teabag in and spit the milk into the cup

13 Jun 10:03

Every morning when she wakes up for work, my girlfriend does one enormous, flat-shaking sneeze. She finds them incredibly embarrassing, and thinks I'm being kind when I say I don't mind. I genuinely don't, as an absent minded man it saves me remembering to set an alarm.

by @fesshole

Every morning when she wakes up for work, my girlfriend does one enormous, flat-shaking sneeze. She finds them incredibly embarrassing, and thinks I'm being kind when I say I don't mind. I genuinely don't, as an absent minded man it saves me remembering to set an alarm.

10 Jun 10:27

Offline Cash project finally gives the world what it really needs: physical digital physical cash

Photo of hands holding colorful banknotes denominated in 10 (blue), 5 (red), 2 (green), and 1 (orange).

Some crypto advocates have long promoted crypto as a proper digital equivalent to cash. Physical dollars have a lot of benefits, including that you don't need a bank account to use them and they provide a lot of privacy. Although bank transfers and apps like Venmo offer digital ways to transfer money, they typically require a bank account to use, and they leave a digital record of the transaction. Crypto advocates have long promised that crypto is a proper digital equivalent to cash, despite its own accessibility and privacy concerns.

Anyway, a project called Offline Cash has sprung up. In a stunning example of Poe's Law, the project seeks to provide a physical form of that digital physical cash people have spent so much time working on.

Hear me out: imagine you had paper notes that you could transfer to people in lieu of making a Bitcoin transaction! And unlike regular cash, it has an expiration date to keep track of!

08 Jun 11:23

The Bleak Spectacle of the Amber Heard-Johnny Depp Trial

by Andy Baio
Michael Hobbes debunks the conspiracy theory at the center of the "largest explosion of online misogyny since Gamergate" #
30 May 11:22

I tell people I don't believe in otters, and that they are just wet cats. Has become legend. Went to a zoo once; was dragged to the otter mound to have their existence proven. No otters. Vindicated.

by @fesshole

I tell people I don't believe in otters, and that they are just wet cats. Has become legend. Went to a zoo once; was dragged to the otter mound to have their existence proven. No otters. Vindicated.