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29 Jun 20:35

Fan Outcry Over Cancellation Revives Sense8 For Two-Hour Special

by Emily Asher-Perrin

Sense8

It seems as though we have gathered the strength of our clusters and brought our beloved friends back for one more show.

Sense8 will bring us a two-hour special next year.

The words come from Lana Wachowski her, so it seems only fitting to post them in their entirety:

Sense8 letter, Lana Wachowski

There you are, my friends. Love brought Sense8 back to life, at least for one more round. Perhaps, with even more love, it can come back to us again.

[Via THR]

29 Jun 20:32

Is Jake Gyllenhaal’s Okja Performance Brilliant or Awful?

by Jordan Crucchiola,Kevin Lincoln
Rachel

Good thing I can watch Netflix again

Okja

Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t quite deliver a career-best performance in the new Netflix movie Okja, but he certainly delivers a career-most performance. As Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan wrote after seeing the film at Cannes, it’s “a performance so flamboyant, you can see it from space.” Now that the rest of us have had the chance to experience Gyllenhaal’s Dr. Johnny Wilcox ourselves, it’s time to debate the question: Does Gyllenhaal’s out-there performance work?

Kevin Lincoln: Jordan! You and I were sitting next to each other when we saw Bong Joon-ho’s new movie Okja, but we left the theater very far apart. Despite being a fan of Bong’s, whose last film, Snowpiercer, I thought was just about the most original action movie I’d seen in recent memory, I didn’t much go for Okja, which I found to be tonally anarchic, thematically confused, and far too silly for my tastes. But more than that, despite being what you might call a Gyllenstan — I have unpacked the meaning of not one, not two, but three of his films for this very website — Jake Gyllenhaal’s, uh, eccentric performance left me unmoved, unamused, and generally kinda irritated. While there are things I admire about it, which we can get into, let’s start with your appreciation of Jake in Okja. Tell me: What am I missing?

Jordan Crucchiola: Hi, Kevin! First off, let me start by totally agreeing with you on one point. I was completely irritated by Jake Gyllenhaal in this movie. As the has-been TV zoologist Dr. Johnny Wilcox, I found his screeching voice and neurotic behavior to be physically repulsive. As soon as he showed up on the screen I wanted someone – anyone – to punch him until he died. But within the context of Okja, Gyllenhaal’s unnatural display managed to feel entirely organic to me. I couldn’t have imagined him playing the role any smaller, given the ham-fisted messaging and aesthetic of the movie. As jarring as Okja could get with its tone switching — which I also admit I enjoyed — the mania of Gyllenhaal’s performance felt at home amid action sequences that involved a hippo-pig crashing through a Korean subway station, and a vegan eco-activist in Paul Dano who only broke his hippie Zen to kick the ever-loving shit out of one of his friends. Bong Joon-ho’s primary directive seems to have been making audiences truly feel what his characters were experiencing — through all their joys and horrors — and no performance made me feel more reflexively than Gyllenhaal’s. Does that jibe with you, or do you think I’m just mistaking acting for Acting?

KL: I think that’s a very good point — and also a very good ham pun — and essentially the question at the heart of the movie, from which you can’t divorce Gyllenhaal’s performance: What’s really going on here? Is this a high-pitched, mostly comedic caper with a dressing of animal-rights activism, or is it a serious movie about the abuses of capitalism and industrial farming, told through Bong’s wacky and brutal villain? (For an example of this vision at its most perfectly realized, see Alison Pill pulling a submachine gun out a basketful of eggs in Snowpiercer.) I thought Okja wanted to be the latter, but its execution ended up closer to the former, and that’s where I lost the thread, both with the film and with Gyllenhaal’s turn as the venerable Dr. Johnny.

When you realize it's almost time for #Okja! 🐷 #JakeGyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/dYvGccsngs

— JakeGyllenhaal FF (@GyllenhaalicsFF) June 27, 2017

JC: Personally, I’m thrilled to agree with so many of your points, while considering them assets rather than liabilities: The outsize performances of Swinton and Gyllenhaal actually made the tonal shifts work better for me. When we meet Dr. Johnny he is a wheezing, shouting narcissist, but as the movie gets darker, so too does his character, sinking to a level of cruelty that’s genuinely terrifying. And that’s exactly why I think this movie succeeded as a truly bicultural film, despite its flaws.

Okja feels like the future to me. When I think of the worlds in Blade Runner or District 9 or The Expanse, where different cultures have blended into hybrid societies with mixed languages, I imagine people sitting at the counters of noodle bars and watching a movie like Okja play on a paper-thin panel screen.

Whether you’re watching Okja in South Korea or here in the States, you’ll be able to understand Gyllenhaal’s character. As the movie business starts to make its decisions on a global scale, it seems to me that there are two paths forward for international cinema. The first is hollow, easily translatable spectacle like The Mummy, where literally none of the words matter. The other is something bolder and crazier — something like Okja. Gyllenhaal’s performance would fit right into Park Chan-wook’s Lady Vengeance or I’m a Cyborg, But That’s OK. I’d love to see more American actors playing characters with a more typically Korean gusto. But I also know I like some weird things. Do you think most viewers will receive the movie the way you did? Is the way Netflix is selling Okja alienating or inviting an audience?

KL: Honestly, I hope you’re right — if this is the future of international cinema, I’ll certainly take it over The Mummy, and I do admire Bong’s ambitions, if not fully his execution. (This is the rare film that I don’t particularly like, but still makes me even more eager to see the filmmaker’s next work.) To answer your question, I’m exceptionally curious to see how Okja’s release plays out. As we both know, Netflix has yet to release a movie that really commands the cultural hive mind in the way that its TV has, but I remember that when Snowpiercer hit VOD, I talked to a hell of a lot of people, people who wouldn’t normally be hip to the latest work by a South Korean auteur, who were like, “Holy shit, did you see that wacko movie about the people on the train?” This did not happen nearly as often for me with The Handmaiden, Park Chan-wook’s wonderful film from last year. I think that fact speaks to (1) Bong’s interest in and capacity for working in a Western milieu; (2) Park’s hyperaggressive aesthetic and style, which is certainly more specific and alienating than Bong’s (though Park’s Oldboy is probably the best-known movie either of them have made); and (3) the landscape-leveling power of a platform like Netflix. While The Handmaiden is on Amazon, Amazon still isn’t Netflix in terms of its streaming power, and Netflix remains, in my mind, the most powerful platform for reaching an audience that isn’t a 4,000-theater-wide release.

Still, it isn’t so hard to imagine Okja’s own version of the Snowpiercer word-of-mouth: “Hey, did you see that wacko movie where Jake Gyllenhaal loses his mind?”

JC: You’re right: If Okja ever becomes a potential watercooler topic, it’ll likely be because of Gyllenhaal. I loved Ahn Seo-hyun, the young heroine. I loved Tilda Swinton as a megalomaniac with braces. I loved adorable Okja herself, but Gyllenhaal is the part that got stuck in my brain, and as far as next-day moments I want to talk about with people, I’ll just say that the brutal scene between Dr. Johnny, Okja, and his terrible tool is something I’ve been waiting to talk about with people after they’ve finally seen it. If that doesn’t end up as one of the top three most disturbing movie moments of the year, something will have gone terribly wrong in 2017.

Ultimately, Okja is not quite the movie it could be, but like you, it makes me very excited for what Bong chooses to do next. And Gyllenhaal’s go-for-it performance is something I’m thrilled Netflix put its money behind. If they keep letting filmmakers take big swings like this, eventually they’re going to land a home run.

29 Jun 13:36

Sorry, GAME OF THRONES Fans: Your Favorite ‘Ship is Probably Dead

by Alicia Lutes
Rachel

I don't even watch this show anymore but I even know that the ultimate ship is Brienne and Jaime (although, as I type this, maybe not because he didn't get the redemption that he got in the books...hmmm) Whatever, I don't think a ship is really worth it unless it's 10 years in the making anyway.

Of all the new photos we’ve gotten in preparation for the seventh season of Game of Thrones, let’s be real: only one of them matters. The photo in question features the number one all-time ‘ship to end all Westerosi ‘ships. Of course we’re talking about Brienne of Tarth and Tormund Giantsbane, the most unlikely—but clearly perfect—pairing of wishful lovers the internet has ever seen.

Only: theirs is a love that is not destined to ever be. Even the showrunners have said as much. Cue a million tiny violins for the love of Babeienne of Tarth and Tormund Giantsbae.

sad-jon-snow-lol

Speaking about how the Good ‘Ship Tarthbae (a name we just made up right now), showrunners Dan Weiss and Dave Benioff explained to Entertainment Weekly that the dynamic happened naturally when the actors were left to their own devices. “There was no dialogue written for that [moment],” explained Benioff. “there was just a line like, ‘He stares at Brienne because he’s never seen a woman like that before.’ And then we let the actors do what they do.”

brienne-and-tormund-oh-love

Weiss went on to explain their second interaction—before parting ways at The Wall—was also not scripted, explaining that “It’s not something you could ever write. It’s just this moment where this guy is creeping out on her and he smiles in a way that makes her very uncomfortable and she just looks away. I saw it 150 times and every time it made me laugh; it’s purely the two of them.”

brienne-and-tormund-love-on-the-horse

Now, if you’re a fan of Game of Thrones and you’re reading this, you’re probably thinking, “Oh seven hells does this mean one of these two is going to die?!” And the answer to that is: PROBABLY! HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN A LOVE TO LAST ON THIS SHOW?

Also because, as Benioff said, the fan adoration has, “inspire[d] us … to kill one of them now because there can’t be a happy ending or any romantic connection on the show. But we’re not going to tell you which one.” Which they were probably kidding about but also PROBABLY NOT, because Game of Thrones? And also life? (And also because Brienne is CLEARLY destined to end up with Jaime Lannister?)

brienne-and-tormund-meaty-love

Sigh. Love is dead, isn’t it? Let us know what you think in the comments below.

Images + GIFs: HBO

Alicia Lutes is the Managing Editor of Nerdist, creator/co-host of Fangirling, and resident Archmaester for all things Game of Thrones. Find her on Twitter!

29 Jun 00:24

For Our Consideration: What did LGBTQ movies look like before Stonewall?

by Ignatiy Vishnevetsky
Rachel

Good stuff.

“Well, nobody’s perfect!”
Some Like It Hot, 1959

Queer themes wrote themselves into the history of film early on—a statistical inevitability, because even in those periods when explicitly LGBTQ characters and plots were kept out of the mainstream, there were bound to be a few gay or bisexual men behind the camera. Among these were some of the canonical greats of the first half-century of movies: F.W. Murnau, Jean Cocteau, George Cukor, James Whale, et al. Of course, they were all male. When it comes to American sound film before the 1950s, notable examples of bona fide sapphic ogling are pretty much limited to the giggly, touchy, silk-nightie-hung gal pals of The Wild Party (1929), directed by Dorothy Arzner, who was about as out as a woman could be at the time while pursuing a high-profile career. As for any expression of self that might be prefixed ...

22 Jun 13:27

‘Outlander’ Season Three – Waiting for Claire & Jamie Reunion Means More Roger Time

by Sarah Ksiazek

Executive producer/showrunner Ronald D. Moore spoke to TV Guide about what viewers can expect from the Voyager adaptation (season three) of Outlander.  No doubt that some fans want to jump to the Claire (Caitriona Balfe) and Jamie (Sam Heughan) reunion in the first episode, but we are going to wait a while according to Ron.  But fear not, that means we will get more time with Roger (Richard Rankin) and Brianna (Sophie Skelton).  Although we already know there is a huge time gap between when Claire goes back to her time to when she finds out Jamie is alive, we will still see what happens during that time.

“We’re going to keep them apart for a while,” executive producer Ron Moore teased . . .

“The majority of the major events are in the season, but we are probably going to reorder them and present them slightly differently,” Moore said. “The third book is a clean narrative as opposed to the second book –which was a very complicated narrative. It still went to Jamie’s storyline for a very long time and then Claire catches up.”

“One of the things we wanted to do was talk about what Claire was doing in those 20 years as well,” Moore said. “The way we’ve structured the season allows you to experience both [Jamie and Claire’s lives] at the same time.”

“[Brianna and Roger]’s relationship has to do with their relationship to each other, but also them assisting Claire in trying to figure out after [Jamie] survived Culloden — what happened to him and the search for Jamie in history, at the same time developing their relationship,” Moore said.

Source: TV Guide

14 Jun 04:03

The Secret Maps Buried Beneath the “Choose Your Own Adventure” Books

by Stubby the Rocket
Rachel

Carol, where's my Choose your own adventure fic? :D

“Choose Your Own Adventure” was a groundbreaking book series that prepared many of our child minds for the internet…or for keeping track of all the endnotes in Infinite Jest if you’re into that sort of thing. But did you know that each twisty, unforgiving story in the CYOA series has a map? The good folks over at Atlas Obscura have dug into the books and the maps they’ve generated.

The series original ran from 1979 to 1998, but since 2004, Chooseco, the company founded by one of the CYOA author, R.A. Montgomery, has re-released classic volumes and included the maps that are created by all the possible choices in each book! The official maps keep things fairly clear-cut. Pages are shown by an arrow, circles represent the choices the book offers its readers, each possible ending is represented by a square, and the dotted lines show the links between choices.

The maps show the variety in the series, with some having dozens of endings, like By Balloon to the Sahara:

While others, like Mystery of the Maya, employ time travel to send readers back to the same page over and over again.

The maps are all fascinating—to see more, turn to Atlas Obscura!

14 Jun 02:18

Newswire: Game Of Thrones’ Michiel Huisman to star in Netflix’s Haunting Of Hill House series

by Sam Barsanti
Rachel

I will not watch this. I will not watch this. I will not watch this.

On Game Of Thrones, Michiel Huisman’s Daario Naharis may have been politely asked to leave his Khaleesi so she could conquer the known world without a boyfriend dragging her down, but Huisman isn’t just going to wait around and hope she’ll return to him someday. He’s decided to line up another TV gig, with The Hollywood Reporter saying that he has signed on to star in Netflix’s The Haunting Of Hill House reboot. As we’ve previously reported, this new take on Shirley Jackson’s 1959 novel will be a 10-episode TV series, with Hush director Mike Flanagan writing, directing, and executive producing.

The series is about four people living in a old mansion that—spoiler alert—may or may not be haunted, and Huisman will play a guy named Steven Crane who writes supernatural books.

14 Jun 02:17

Damon Lindelof Explains That Bizarre Leftovers Meets Perfect Strangers Episode

Rachel

NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A PERFECT STRANGERS TIE-IN. I would have been on board a lot sooner. smh.

Mark Linn-Baker, a.k.a. “Cousin Larry,” was totally game for the absurdity.

10 Jun 00:34

All the Details on SUPERGIRL, THE FLASH, RIVERDALE, and SUPERNATURAL’s Returns to THE CW

by Blair Marnell
Rachel

"God’s evil sister" ..uh,what? I thought you watched and liked this show, Nerdist? Also, Maggie and Alex=no more?? Please no.

The CW’s television season is winding down, but it won’t be too long before our favorite shows return with new seasons. Today, The CW unveiled its official fall lineup, and it looks like fans of iZombie, The 100, and Black Lightning are going to have wait until midseason for those shows to come back. However, we do have premiere dates for Supergirl, The Flash, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, Riverdale, Supernatural, Arrow, and others.

To get you ready for the next round of The CW’s, we’ve put together a primer on when each show is returning and the latest word on what we can expect to see in the new seasons.

SUPERGIRL

Supergirl Homecoming

Premiere Date: Monday, October 9

Supergirl is staying at 8pm on Monday nights, and Melissa Benoist’s Kara Zor-El is going to be nursing a broken heart following the departure of Mon-El (Chris Wood). But she’s got much bigger problems on the horizon. As hinted in the season finale, Reign is coming to Earth, and actress Odette Annable has been signed to portray Supergirl’s new nemesis.

Fans of the Alex and Maggie romance probably aren’t going to be happy to hear that Floriana Lima is only going to be a recurring player this season as she looks for other acting opportunities. But we think, hopefully, that The CW will learn its lesson from The 100 and keep Maggie alive rather than simply killing her off. To help fill the void from Maggie’s apparent departure, Katie McGrath’s Lena Luthor is going to be one of the main characters next season.

THE FLASH

The Flash -- "Shade" -- Image FLA306a_0151b.jpg -- Pictured: Grant Gustin as The Flash -- Photo: Katie Yu/The CW -- © 2016 The CW Network, LLC. All rights reserved.

Premiere Date: Tuesday, October 10

The Flash will once again anchor Tuesday nights at 8pm, but without Grant Gustin’s Barry Allen. At least that’s what the creative team behind the show wants us to think. It’s more likely that Barry’s stint in the Speed Force will be short, and he’ll be back in action before long. In the meantime, perhaps Keiynan Lonsdale’s Wally West will go from calling himself Kid Flash to The Flash, like his comic book counterpart.

If the history of this show is any indication, we’ll soon meet another version of Harrison Wells, as played by Tom Cavanagh. It’s not clear if Tom Felton or Anne Dudek will be back on a regular basis as Julian Albert Desmond and Tracy Brand, respectively. But we do know that Clifford DeVoe a.k.a. the Thinker will be the main villain of season four. However, the Thinker has not yet been cast.

DC’S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

DC's Legends of Tomorrow -- "Leviathan"-- Image LGN113a_0014b.jpg -- Pictured (L-R): Arthur Darvill as Rip Hunter, Sharon Taylor as Rebel Leader, Franz Drameh as Jefferson "Jax" Jackson, Brandon Routh as Ray Palmer/Atom and Victor Garber as Professor Martin Stein -- Photo: Dean Buscher/The CW -- © 2016 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Premiere Date: Tuesday, October 10

DC’s Legends of Tomorrow are backing into the 9pm slot on Tuesdays, after The Flash. Last season, the Legends defeated the Legion of Doom, but the cliffhanger ending suggests that they’ve broken time… unless there were always dinosaurs living in modern Los Angeles. The consequences for that screw-up have yet to show up on the rest of the Arrowverse shows, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it does here. So far, we know about at least one new heroine who is joining the crew of the Waverunner: the Mighty Isis! Although given recent events in the world, that heroine is probably going to have a different codename on the show. Tala Ashe will portray Isis’ alter ego, Zari Adrianna Tomaz.

RIVERDALE

The CW

Premiere Date: Wednesday, October 11

The resolution of Riverdale‘s central mystery is still fresh in our minds and we refuse to spoil it for anyone who came late to the game. The first season is on Netflix, so you don’t have any excuses if you’ve been looking for an opportunity to dive in! Next season, Riverdale is anchoring Wednesday nights at 8pm, and we can expect to see an expanded role for Reggie. Charles Melton is taking over for Ross Butler, who is departing the show. Mark Consuelos is also joining the series as Veronica’s father, Hiram Lodge, while Casey Cott and Skeet Ulrich have been promoted to series regulars. That means we’ll see a lot more of Kevin Keller and Jughead’s dad, respectively.

SUPERNATURAL

Supernatural -- "The Chitters" -- Image SN1119a_0164.jpg -- Pictured (L-R): Jensen Ackles as Dean and Jared Padalecki as Sam -- Photo: Katie Yu /The CW -- © 2016 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved

Premiere Date: Thursday, October 12

The wayward sons of Supernatural will carry on for their 13th season in the 8pm slot on Thursday nights. And after the events of the season 12 finale, it looks like Crowley and Lucifer are out of the picture for good. However, the early word is that we haven’t seen the last of Misha Collins’ Castiel. However, we currently have no idea who the big bad of season 13 will be. It’s kind of hard to top God’s evil sister and Lucifer!

ARROW

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Premiere Date: Thursday, October 12

Arrow is out of its traditional Wednesday night slot and moving to 9pm on Thursdays. It’s going to be a lonely season for Stephen Amell’s Oliver Queen, what with the apparent death of all of his friends on Lian Yu. Of course we don’t think that everyone died, but for that cliffhanger to have any power it means that someone isn’t getting off of the island.

Who’s going to survive? Emily Bett Rickards’ Felicity and David Ramsey’s John Diggle are pretty safe bets. Rick Gonzalez and Juliana Harkavy were both promoted to series regulars, so Wild Dog and Black Canary are sticking around. And Katie Cassidy is also coming back as Black Siren. That leaves Thea (Willa Holland), Quentin Lance (Paul Blackthorne), Mr. Terrific (Echo Kellum), Deathstroke (Manu Bennett), and the mother of Oliver’s child, Samantha Clayton (Anna Hopkins). Start placing your bets now!

Which returning CW shows are you most excited about? Let us know in the comment section below!

Images: The CW

09 Jun 02:36

7 New Books You Need to Read This June

by Boris Kachka
Rachel

I have bought and am already reading one! Success!

Each month, Boris Kachka offers nonfiction and fiction book recommendations. You should read as many of them as possible.

The Answers, by Catherine Lacey (FSG, June 6)
A novel about a woman paying for a bizarre medical treatment by submitting to a “Girlfriend Experiment” — joining a stable of women fulfilling one man’s needs (she’s “Emotional Girlfriend”) — sounds like a sharp dystopian turn from Lacey’s realist debut, No One Is Ever Missing. It is certainly that, but Lacey’s deft play with ideas instead feels like a more colloquial and essayistic answer to late DeLillo. As Mary’s narrative gives way to other points of view, Lacey explores not just the tragedies of exploitation but also the unknowability of others, and maybe the uselessness of love.

Black Moses, by Alain Mabanckou, trans. Helen Stevenson (New Press, June 6)
Born in the Republic of the Congo, Mabanckou left for Paris as a young man to write in French; he returned many years later, wrote a memoir, and then drew on interviews with people in his coastal hometown for this wild picaresque of a novel. The orphan with the titular nickname becomes a petty criminal, a self-styled Robin Hood, and the middle-aged inmate of a mental asylum. Longlisted for a Booker, this isn’t a happy story — the would-be prophet can’t even deliver himself from captivity — but it’s vivid, funny, and pointed on Africa’s political horrors.

The Weight of Lies, by Emily Carpenter (Lake Union, June 6)
An early entry in the beach-thriller sweepstakes, Carpenter’s story is much more layered and nuanced than most. Contracted to write a memoir of life with her mother, the famous thriller author Frances Ashley, daughter Megan takes the opportunity to explore the facts behind Frances’s best-known novel, Kitten, which pins a murder on an 8-year-old girl and is based on a real case with a muddled outcome. Complications accrue — along with subtle commentary on online fandom — when Megan travels to a Georgia island to interview the grown “murderer,” whose life unraveled in the wake of fan harassment.

The Ministry of Utmost Happiness, by Arundhati Roy (Knopf, June 6)
Twenty years after plumbing an intricate Kerala village tragedy in her acclaimed first novel, The God of Small Things, the writer finally returns to fiction with a bigger and bolder palate. Politics intrude more frequently and deeply, but the internal lives of unfortunates are still Roy’s principal concern. Mainly there is Anjum, a transgender woman living in a Delhi graveyard, and Tilo, a woman in love with a Kashmiri separatist. Their stories, which converge around a mysterious foundling infant, show how mutable identity and affiliation can be, even in a culture rooted in caste.

The Bright Hour: A Memoir of Living and Dying, by Nina Riggs (S&S, June 6)
Memoirs of serious illness are haunted by the twin specters of death and self-help; whether ending in remission or posthumous sainthood, they suffer from the soft bigotry of the critic-proof. Riggs, who died at 39, a month after finishing this book, emulated entirely different writers, from Cheryl Strayed to essayists like Michel de Montaigne and her ancestor, Ralph Waldo Emerson. Her story was driven not just by her dark pursuer, breast cancer, but also by lives lived and books read. Read it for its insights, not its subject.

Lincoln and the Abolitionists, by Fred Kaplan (Harper, June 13)
While the current occupant of the Oval spins the fantasy that Andrew Jackson would have prevented the Civil War, Kaplan successfully unearths another president, John Quincy Adams, as the real force behind the movement that would end in Northern victory. Abraham Lincoln never committed to racial equality; this we already knew. (He wanted freed slaves sent to Africa.) But by contrasting the Great Emancipator with his fervent abolitionist predecessor, Kaplan shows Lincoln for what he was: complicated, calculating, accommodationist.

A House Among the Trees, by Julia Glass (Pantheon, June 13)
Though the award-winning novelist based her children’s-author protagonist very loosely on Maurice Sendak, the fictional Mort Lear lives and breathes on his own — even if the plot only gets going once he dies, leaving his literary estate to his longtime assistant (sister of the man who once inspired his blockbuster’s boy hero) and a secret in the hands of an actor playing him in a biopic. These well-meaning contestants over his legacy, along with the director of a museum shafted in Lear’s will, show off Glass’s signature talent for rendering characters as full as any you’d meet.

08 Jun 12:21

Beverly Hills, CA; Technical Services Librarian, Margaret Herrick Library

by uwslis
Rachel

Applied.

TITLE Librarian, Technical Services DESCRIPTION The Margaret Herrick Library is seeking a entry-level, resourceful, energetic, service oriented Librarian, Technical Services (LTS). The successful candidate will support and provide analog and digital processing, and general collection maintenance activities of the Technical … Continue reading →
27 May 04:54

Newswire: Uh oh, somebody told Paul Ryan about GIFs

by Katie Rife
Rachel

whew

Settling a long-standing and rather heated debate here at the offices of The A.V. Club, we finally know the correct pronunciation for the word GIF: However Paul Ryan doesn’t say it. Congratulations team “Jif, like the peanut butter,” your linguistic quirks have been vindicated through the power of partisan politics and spite:

That’s video of the current Speaker of the House engaged in an interview with Axois Media co-founder Mike Allen, following up a softball question about what he misses about just being a regular asshole and not a powerful one with a Nerf ball question about GIFs. Gizmodo transcribed their conversation, in which the adorable 47-year-old scamp excitedly describes what he does when he’s not thinking of ways to deprive poor Americans of health care:

Mike Allen: You’re known for texting your members. I understand that your texts have a new, fun addition ...

Paul ...

24 May 04:02

Cannes 2017: Salma Hayek Has Completely Lost It

by Tom and Lorenzo
Rachel

I'm here for ALL of this!

Mrs. Fashion Luthor is a textbook example of what happens when someone with far too many resources at their fingertips gets to choose their own outfits.

 

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Kering’s Women in Motion Awards Dinner during Cannes Film Festival 2017 in Cannes, France.

Admittedly, this dress isn’t the worst thing we’ve ever seen her in, but that pink wig might be. No lie: we blurted out “SHE’S ONLY WEARING THAT THING TO COVER FOR MR. LUTHOR’S OBVIOUS DYE JOB,” which looks like it’s still drying. The dress is fine, actually. It just would’ve been much better with a black lining instead.

You might think the post title to be a bit harsh, but you need to brace yourself for the Mexican Edina Monsoon cosplay to come:

Salma Hayek attends Kering’s Women in Motion Lunch with Madame Figaro in Cannes, France.

JESUS, woman.

We’d like to say “There are no words …” but the fact remains that there are words; plenty of them, in fact. Words like “tacky,” or horrifying” or  “lacking in taste” or “fashion victim” or “an assault on all that is good and holy in this world.”

 

 

Style Credits:
First Look: Gucci Black Embroidered Dress
Second Look: Gucci Printed Jumpsuit | Gucci Sunglasses | Stella McCartney Shoe

[Photo Credit: INSTARimages.com, Getty Images]

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24 May 04:01

CW Upfront 2017 Red Carpet Rundown

by Tom and Lorenzo
Rachel

"That'll do"??!? I think that'll MORE THAN DO. I don't fawn over him normally, but fuck.

Darlings, the stars, the sort-of stars, and the soon-to-be-stars all came out to poledance for the CW’s fall lineup. They are practically begging for your attention. Won’t you give?

 

 

Ashley Murray

While we love the chorus girl shoes, we’re afraid we have to inform you that you’re wearing a pillow sham, dear.

 

 

Caity Lotz

Love the hair, but you really didn’t need to match it with a pair of tacky sandals.

 

 

Camila Mendes

Fun and fresh. Not everyone can pull off the mega-pants trend, but she’s crushing it.

 

 

Gina Rodriguez

Pretty and romantic, but slightly too dressy. At least she’s not overdone in the styling.

 

 

Jensen Ackles

That’ll do.

 

 

KJ Apa

This, too, will do. Who knew the CW boys had such knacks for suit-wearing?

 

 

Lindsey Morgan

Nice enough, but a bit generic.

 

 

Lucy Hale

Ditto.

 

 

Luke Perry

Cater waiter.

 

 

Madelaine Petsch

Switch the bra out for a white cami, tank or bralette and this would be pretty cute.

 

 

Marisol Nichols

It looks a little bit like the ladies room of an expensive restaurant, but that’s a fun print. We’d have waved her away from the matchy shoes, though.

 

 

Melissa Benoist

We literally yelped out loud when we got to the elf feet. Girl, what the hell.

 

 

Rose McIver

Someone doesn’t have honest people in her life who’ll tell her the hard truths when she needs to hear them.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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24 May 03:58

Great Job, Internet!: Who gives a shit about what these things even are

by Clayton Purdom
Rachel

This kind of makes me rage. I've never been diagnosed with anything but my fidget ring helps. Fuck this.

Perhaps you’ve seen videos making the rounds on Reddit, Twitter, and elsewhere of these little fucking things. You spin them? They’re for kids who have trouble concentrating, or something, but now all kids love them. It looks like a little triangular gear, and little kids throw them at each other or make them do tricks. Maybe it has something to do with the water bottle flipping thing?

It doesn’t fucking matter.

They’re pogs, right? These things do not matter. Maybe they’re fun—yo-yos are fun! You spin them. There are a lot of questions about them, that, to be honest, we are all better off not finding answers to.

Honestly, they might be connected to Lil’ Yachty, a rapper(?) who is popular with kids. He seems to be extremely contentious, which probably has something to do with his advocacy or distaste of these fidget spinners ...

24 May 02:58

Declawing linked to chronic pain and aggression in cats

by Melissa Breyer
Rachel

REALLY>>!>>!!??!?! TELL ME MORE>!>!>!>>!>!>!?!??!?!??!??!?!!??!!??GRRRRRRRRRR!?!!??>@@>#>@>@>@>?@#N$IO@RNFBOEGUBAE

Declawing cats often leads to long-term pain and unwanted behaviors.
18 May 15:20

Medieval Death Bot shows the various terrible and horrible ways people died in the Middle Ages


 
The slogan of the Medieval Death Bot is “real deaths from medieval coroner’s rolls,” and that’s precisely what the deliciously informative Twitter feed has been serving up for several years now.

It’s kind of like a Chaucerian...

18 May 15:19

This Company Makes Super Cool Toys For Your Super Spoiled Cat

Cute picture of a cat that has an awesome scratching post record turn table.

Want to spoil your cat? There's no better way than getting him or her a super fun toy from SUCK UK! You can get it on Amazon. Cool DJ scratches, Pink Cadillac and even a tank! Check out their Irresistible cardboard toy vehicles for cats.  



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16 May 21:57

Newswire: Fox TV executive floats the idea of a How I Met Your Mother reunion

by Esther Zuckerman
Rachel

HARD PASS

How I Met Your Mother ended just a couple of years ago with a largely disliked finale, but today an executive tested the world’s tolerance for exhuming shows from the dead by suggesting that maybe it should be revived.

Answering a question about whether Bones, of all things, might ever come back during a press conference call this morning, Fox Television Group CEO Dana Walden took the opportunity to float the possibility of bringing Ted, Barney, and the gang back together. “We’ve been in business with so many of these creators for such a long time and these shows are so long running, and they’ve had the opportunity through streaming services to be introduced to an entirely new generation of viewers,” she said. “That does feel like an event, reuniting characters from a very long-running show. I would say How I Met Your Mother, one of the ...

16 May 20:52

TV Club: How on Earth did Sense8 forget to provide emotional resolution in its finale?

by Rowan Kaiser
Rachel

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that felt like there should have been more.

Sense8 is a set of promises. With the premise of the show, it promises certain things: a diverse set of characters and locations, high production values, and sensate communication weirdness. As it’s progressed, it’s made new promises, and largely delivered on them.

Wachowski-level action sequences? Promised, and delivered multiple times in just the first half-dozen episodes, particularly Nomi’s escape and Capheus’ gang fight. Intense, earnest emotional connection? Promised and delivered with the famous karaoke sequence. At an individual level, Sense8 promised seasonal arcs for its characters, with almost every single member of the cluster having a straightforward story in the first season which achieved resolution by its end--Wolfgang with his uncle, Lito coming to terms with his sexuality, and so on.

But the biggest promise that Sense8 made, and delivered on magnificently, was the final sequence of the season, the grand rescue involving the entire cluster, for ...

16 May 19:17

Men Upset Show for Men Cancelled

by Aimée Lutkin
Rachel

Ugh, good riddance. Repeats of this are on before Spn. The. Worst. (Plus side: while I wait, I flip around and watch repeats of the Jeffersons.)

Among the many fallen shows this season was the Tim Allen vehicle Last Man Standing, a show about a conservative man in a topsy-turvy liberal world. And that has pissed off a bunch of internet-active men.

Read more...

13 May 05:08

Newswire: Fox miraculously renews The Exorcist for season 2

by Katie Rife
Rachel

Hernando! heart_eyes

Ignoring the lessons of history about what happens when you give a sequel to anything Exorcist-related, the power of relatively decent ratings has compelled Fox to save its TV version of The Exorcist from cancellation. The network has granted the show a second season, according to Entertainment Weekly; the move comes as a surprise, considering that Fox failed to order additional episodes after the show finished its initial 10-episode run. That almost always means cancellation, making this—wait for it—something of a miraculous resurrection for the show.

Also according to EW, The Exorcist averaged 3.2 million viewers and a 1.2 rating among adults 18-49, which are pretty bad numbers until you compare them to the even worse numbers garnered by some of Fox’s other hour-long shows—like Scream Queens, whose fate is still uncertain at the moment. It does sound like Fox is planning some ...

13 May 05:07

Arrested Development Season 5 in the Works!

by CS
Rachel

Huzzah!!! There are dozens of us!

Arrested Development Season 5 in the Works!

Arrested Development Season 5 in the works!

It looks like it’s time for fans of Arrested Development to celebrate as star Jason Bateman revealed on Twitter today that he has signed on for more episodes. Bateman posted the following about Arrested Development Season 5:

It’s been two years since executive producer Brian Grazer said that 17 more episodes of the Bluth family’s adventures were on the way. “I love Arrested Development, but it was never a huge thing,” Grazer said then, “but people are loyal to it, and we’re going to do another 17 episodes. So stay tuned for Arrested Development.”

Following its initial three seasons from 2004 – 2006, the quest for more Arrested Development had been a long road. The promise of more episodes eventually blossomed into the non-linear fourth season that debuted on Netflix in 2013. You can watch all four seasons on Netflix right now.

Twentieth Century Fox Television and Netflix have yet to comment on the new season, so we’ll have to see if we’re actually getting those 17 episodes.

Arrested Development centers around Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman) and his eccentric family comprised of his son George Michael (Michael Cera), his father George Bluth Sr. (Jeffrey Tambor), his mother Lucille (Jessica Walter), his brothers George Oscar Bluth II (Will Arnett), Buster Bluth (Tony Hale) and sister Lindsay Funke (Portia de Rossi), and Lindsay’s husband Tobias (David Cross) and their daughter Maeby (Alia Shawkat).

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13 May 01:43

Newswire: Fox renews Brooklyn Nine-Nine for a fifth season

by Erik Adams
Rachel

Thank. Fucking. God.

As the fictional detectives of Brooklyn’s 99th precinct recently discussed, in the past year they’ve survived witness protection, re-assignment to the night shift, a potential shutdown, and one of their own getting hit by a bus. Now there’s one more item to be added to that list: Fox has ordered a fifth season of the sitcom. The news comes from The Hollywood Reporter, which puts Brooklyn Nine-Nine alongside fellow returning Fox comedy The Last Man On Earth. That leaves New Girl as the network’s last live-action comedy to learn its fate—but if it’s canceled, Officer Winston “Carport Hero” Bishop could always transfer to the Nine-Nine. The shows take place in the same universe, after all.

13 May 00:04

Great Job, Internet!: Happy 61st birthday, Homer Simpson!

by William Hughes

Fans know that the Simpsons approach to time is almost as fluid as its grip on space; hence—to pick an example based on nothing except how much it irritates us—Homer and Marge’s history as young lovers in both the 1970s and the 1990s. (Grr.) Normally, the show plays things loose with exact dates, but an eagle-eyed fan spotted at least one instance when it got specific: a shot of Homer’s driver’s license in season four’s “Duffless.” While the license is coy about Springfield’s location—the state abbreviation being the strictly imaginary NT—it spells out Homer’s date of birth, including the year, with perfect clarity:

So, hey: Happy 61st birthday ...

11 May 02:13

Helen Mirren Thriller Winchester Gets a Release Date

by Max Evry
Rachel

Do you think that the Winchester gun doesn't exist in the Supernatural universe? To have a haunted house that Sam and Dean have never investigated or talked about is weird.

Helen Mirren Thriller Winchester Gets a Release Date

Helen Mirren thriller Winchester gets a release date

CBS Films has announced a release date for their upcoming supernatural thriller Winchester, which stars Helen Mirren, Jason Clarke, Sarah Snook and Angus Sampson. The film will be released on Friday, February 23, 2018, two days after Marvel Studios’ Black Panther on February 16, and five days before Legendary’s Pacific Rim: Uprising on February 23.

Inspired by true events, Winchester follows the story of firearm heiress Sarah Winchester (Helen Mirren), who was convinced that she was haunted by the souls killed at the hands of the Winchester Repeating Rifle. After the sudden deaths of her husband and child, she threw herself into the 24-hours a day, seven days a week construction of an enormous mansion designed to keep the evil spirits at bay. But when skeptical San Francisco psychiatrist Eric Price (Jason Clarke) is dispatched to the estate to evaluate her state of mind, he discovers that her obsession may not be so insane after all. The film will take audiences inside the labyrinth-like house that is believed to be one of the most haunted places in the world.

Winchester is written and directed by Michael and Peter Spierig (Predestination, Daybreakers), and produced by Tim McGahan and Brett Tomberlin.

Are you looking forward to the Helen Mirren thriller? Let us know in the comments.

Winchester

Winchester

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11 May 01:29

Police Called In To Deal With "Armed" Cat In Tree

by Zeon Santos

When police officers in Newport, Oregon were called in to deal with a cat supposedly armed with an assault rifle perched in a tree they took the report seriously for some reason.

Maybe they know something about a new line of cat-sized assault rifles I don't know about, or perhaps they were trying to find footage for their bodycam blooper reel.

Either way- they issued a "verbal warning" to the cat, who was actually armed with a stick:

-Via Boing Boing

04 May 04:00

Our First ‘Outlander’ Season Four Casting News is Rollo!

by Sarah Ksiazek
Rachel

They've cast the dog! My third favorite character! (Adso, the cat being my second favorite)

**Spoiler Alert: If you have not read Drums of Autumn and do not want to be spoiled on season four, it is best to skip this post for now.**

If you are late to the party, a season four pickup was announced at the same time season three was announced.  We already know that the crew is prepping for season four in Scotland, and yesterday came the news of our first casting announcement and it is of the furry kind.

Two puppies have been announced to play Rollo, young Ian’s (John Bell) dog.  These puppies are a Northern Inuit breed.

Author Diana Gabaldon spoke to EW about Rollo’s importance for season four (and Drums of Autumn).

“They look cute, but tough. They should be just right to play Rollo when the time comes,” Gabaldon tells EW. “They’d need to growl and look menacing on command, I think, and carry back prey of one kind or another to their master. I assume they wouldn’t let them catch things on camera … especially fish, of course.”

In Drums of Autumn, Rollo first comes into contact by young Ian Murray. Says Gabaldon, “Rollo and Young Ian met on the docks in North Carolina, when Young Ian won the dog in a card game, and a life-long bond was formed between them, meaning that Rollo became a member of the ever-growing Fraser family.”

Source: Starz, EW

27 Apr 23:21

WORLD WAR Z Sequel Taps David Fincher to Direct

by Dan Casey

File this under: “You’ve gotta be kidding me!”

In a frankly shocking piece of news, David Fincher is evidently nearing a deal to direct the World War Z sequel for Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions. The news, first reported by Variety, seems particularly surprising given that Paramount had previously yanked the film from its release calendar, but stranger things have happened. Now it seems that Fincher will join returning star Brad Pitt for a new foray into the world of fast-moving zombie action.

The fact that World War Z is actually getting a sequel makes sense given that it earned $540 million at the global box office. While Fincher is reportedly weary of doing sequels after his unpleasant experiences with Alien 3, the fan-favorite director and his talent for crafting intricate, creepy dark dramas seem like they could provide a breath of fresh air for the World War Z-quel.

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This dynamic duo of David Fincher and Brad Pitt is one that is a proven commodity both at the box office and among audiences. The pair has had a fruitful artistic partnership over the years, collaborating on Se7enFight Club, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. They were working on a reboot of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea together for Disney several years ago, but the project fell apart in the development phase.

Fincher’s filmmaking style seems particularly well suited to hew closer to the Max Brooks novel on which the film franchise is based, and could offer a series of dark, twisted stories about life after the zombie apocalypse using globetrotting ex-UN employee-turned-hero Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt) as the lens through which we experience them.

WORLD WAR Z

According to reports, the film has not yet been officially greenlit by newly minted Paramount CEO Jim Gianopulos, but it is expected to go into production in early 2018. Fingers crossed that we won’t have succumbed to zombie fatigue by then.

What do you think of this news? What would you want to see from a World War Z sequel? Let us know in the comments below.

Image: Paramount Pictures

Dan Casey is the senior editor of Nerdist and the author of books about Star Wars and the Avengers. Follow him on Twitter (@Osteoferocious).

21 Apr 17:43

We Found The Simplest Way To Get Your Cats To Love You

Rachel

Richard.

Meet the cool Interactive sweater by MeowMix, the cat food manufacturer. The sweater, which comes attached with a ball of yarn, is also a cat toy that was released as part of April fools. We can only assume your cat won't be able to get enough. So dear people at MeowMix, can you please release it for purchase as well? Thanks!

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