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11 Sep 22:50

6 Easter Eggs You May Have Missed in IT

by Blair Marnell
Rachel

Ah, it was a Christine shirt! :)

After last weekend, there’s a new King at the box office! The cinematic remake of Stephen King‘s It trounced all box office projections on its way towards a record-breaking opening…and it’s not done yet. Thirty plus years after his debut, Pennywise the Clown is an icon again. And before you go back to It for a second dose of terror, today’s Nerdist News is peeling back the curtain on the six Easter eggs you may have missed in It.

There are some spoilers ahead for It, but if you haven’t seen the movie yet, then you’ll know what to look for onscreen.

Join host and the only woman to look into the deadlights without going mad, Jessica Chobot, as she breaks down some surprising details. For example, those turtles you kept seeing in the film were not a coincidence. Those turtles are actually a visual reference to Maturin, a guardian of the beams that holds up The Dark Tower. Sure, he’s a turtle. What about it? Maturin had a key role in the story.

Pennywise also gave us a glimpse of his deadlights without really explaining what they are. Fortunately, the box office performance of It means it’s likely both Pennywise and Maturin will have an opportunity to expand on their otherworldly ties. Before we get too far into the future, let’s discuss how the movie looked back. One of the biggest shocks for us was the callback to Tim Curry‘s incarnation of It from the 1990 TV miniseries.

Some of the references were more subtle, like Eddie’s evil car t-shirt, which seemed to be a direct reference to Christine. The last two references to the novel may show up in the sequel that takes place in the present day. First is the statue of Paul Bunyan, which appeared in the movie and later became one of It’s forms in the book. Similarly, the “I Heart Derry” balloon doesn’t mean much now, but a murder at that event 27 years in the future will bring the grown-up Losers’ Club back to town for a rematch with Pennywise. 

Which Easter egg was your favorite in this film? Scare up some thoughts in the comment section.

Images: Warner Bros.

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09 Sep 02:10

Avocado Toast – 5 Smart Points

by Wendy Zitzman
Rachel

I had an avacado that was going bad and sourdough bread so I made avacado toast this morning! Ha,ha. The avacado WAS PERFECT. I don't think I'll ever eat a better one. I didn't add cheese or tomato; next time.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I've jumped aboard the avocado toast train. Yes, it's a super trendy dish, and yes things that are super trendy tend to annoy me. But the thing is, I've been eating avocado toast for a long time now, way before it was a thing. The fact is, it's delicious. DELICIOUS. And it's packed full of fresh flavors and nutrition.

The post Avocado Toast – 5 Smart Points appeared first on LaaLoosh.

08 Sep 23:34

Exploring the magic behind Outlander’s Emmy-nominated costume design

by Baraka Kaseko
Rachel

I watch for Roger, but stay for the costumes. They are amazing.

Starz’s Outlander has quietly become a home for some of the best costume design on television. Given the time- (and country-) jumping nature of the show, traveling from 18th-century Scotland to 18th-century France, costumes play an important role in building the world inhabited by its characters. In the video above,…

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07 Sep 03:36

Jonathan Pryce goes from Game Of Thrones to the Vatican for Netflix's The Pope

by Sam Barsanti
Rachel

Holy shit. It's the part he was born to play.

It’s been a while since Jonathan Pryce’s High Sparrow got blown up on Game Of Thrones, but now he’s once again returning to the high-stakes world of religious intrigue with a new Netflix original movie called The Pope. That comes from Deadline, which says Pryce will play Pope Francis, the current guy in the big hat…

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05 Sep 23:57

Hot Topic’s New OUTLANDER Fashion Collection Looks Elegant and Cozy (Exclusive)

by Amy Ratcliffe
Rachel

Oh man, I think the red dress is actually kind of cool. I'll have to pick one up when I buying my next Cas funko doll.

When you’re traveling between time and vastly different climates, it’s important to have style that’s flexible and functional. Outlander fans can appreciate how Claire Fraser manages to check both those boxes and add elegant flair to the list. She almost always looks put together wherever and whenever she is in the Starz series. To that end, Hot Topic has created a shiny new Outlander fashion collection, and we have an exclusive look. Gather ’round, sassenachs.

The line of Claire Fraser-inspired style is a follow-up to Hot Topic’s first Outlander line from 2016. We’re nearing the end of Droughtlander, but you can ease back into the world of Claire and Jamie and sexy drama by gazing upon these rich coats, dresses, and tops–including Hot Topic’s take on Claire’s infamous red dress!

It evokes Claire’s Parisian attire and has helpful modern touches such as pockets.

The MacKenzie tartan figures prominently in the line on a cozy looking coat, a dress, and a skirt. The plaid pattern pairs well with cable knit sweaters that are reminiscent of what we’ve seen Claire don during her time in the Scottish Highlands.

Dance your way down to the gallery to see the rest of the tartan-rrific Outlander collection. Then mark your calendar for September 12, because that’s when the items will be available at select Hot Topic stores and online. You can enter Hot Topic’s Epic Outlander Sweeps between September 5-19 and be eligible to win prizes worth traveling through the stones for. The Starz series returns with season three on September 10.

Which of these styles would you most like to add to your closet? Share your top picks in the comments.

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Images: Hot Topic

02 Sep 00:24

Sony picks up The Crow reboot that is apparently still happening

by Katie Rife
Rachel

WTF? I take back my BTTF is the only movie that shouldn't be remade. Maybe leave this one alone? yeesh.

The road to rebooting Alex Proyas’ 1994 mopecore classic The Crow has been an appropriately long and tortured one, with directors, leading men, and studios all dropping out at various points in the project. Tom Hiddleston Luke Evans, and Jack Huston have all abandoned the project, which appears to be without an…

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24 Aug 21:13

The new Tick series is going to be weirder than ever

by Annalee Newitz
Rachel

I've never watched the Tick....it's probably really good. Either of you watch/watched it?

Ben Edlund and Griffin Newman discuss their new Tick series with a slightly cracked-out reporter. (video link)

Like its titular superhero, The Tick just won’t die. Ben Edlund began drawing the character back when he worked at a comic book store in the mid-1980s, mostly to make fun of superhero comics. And then The Tick became a comic book. And an animated TV series. And a short-lived live-action series. Now, a new live-action series is about to start streaming on Amazon for a 10-episode season of pure insanity.

If you’ve already seen the pilot episode of The Tick, that’s no surprise—it has been out for almost a year and a half on Amazon. It was part of Amazon Studio's pilot program, where the company determines which pilots will go to series based on popularity. The Tick’s loyal fanbase made it a shoo-in, and it got picked up for a first season with a pretty hefty budget. At San Diego Comic-con this year, Amazon went all-out promoting this latest iteration. Outside the convention center was an enormous "experience" where fans could see sets from the series after watching episode 2 for the first time during a packed panel.

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23 Aug 20:46

Creeping death: The decadent mythological artwork of Jaroslav Panuška


An eerie painting by Jaroslav Panuška,1907.
 
Czechoslovakian artist Jaroslav Panuška started his art career sometime around 1887 after becoming a student at an art academy in Prague run by Julius Mařák. Mařák, a talented Czech landscape painter, ran the school which...

23 Aug 19:45

We Hate to Break It to You, But Michael K. Williams Was Just Cut From the Han Solo Star Wars Spinoff

by Hunter Harris
Rachel

Hmm, probably lucky for him

2017 Winter TCA Tour - Disney/ABC - Arrivals

The Han Solo spinoff has already lost its original directors, and now it’s losing Michael K. Williams. Deadline reports that Williams’s role — once described as “key” — has been cut from the final film because of scheduling difficulties. “When Ron Howard got hired to finish out the film, there were some reshoot issues that needed to be done in regards to my character, in order for it to match the new direction which the producers wanted Ron to carry the film in,” Williams, who is currently on location shooting another movie in Africa, told Deadline. “I’m not going to be back on the market until the end of November after [his SundanceTV series] Hap and Leonard, and for them to wait that long for me, that would have pushed back the release date, which I believe is in May 2018. They wanted me now; I couldn’t go. So they had to clip-clip-clip.” Clip-clip-clip they did, and now a galaxy far, far away is missing the less the “half-human, half-animal” character Williams played.

22 Aug 00:38

What is the Lost Cast Up to Today?

by CS
Rachel

Wait, they don't mention Michael Emerson who had his own successful tv show, and is now on Arrow? And I'm pretty sure Daniel Dae Kim isn't on Hawaii 50 anymore...

What is the Lost Cast Up to Today?

What is the Lost cast up to today?

Over the course of six wild, sometimes confusing seasons, ABC‘s Lost series took viewers on a mind-bending journey to find out exactly what was going on on that island. Filled with endless twists and turns—not all of them necessarily good or well thought-out—Lost was truly like nothing audiences had seen before. More than 10 years later, it remains one of the most talked about shows of all time. We thought it would be a good idea to check in with the most notable Lost cast members to see what they’re up to today.

Lost Cast: Matthew Fox as Dr. Jack Shephard

MATTHEW FOX (DR. JACK SHEPHARD)

Some questionable plot twists aside (we still want to know what was up with his tattoos), Dr. Jack Shephard was undoubtedly one of the biggest stars of the Lost cast and—of all the Lost characters—the one that we eventually learned the most about. Unfortunately, Matthew Fox hasn’t really been able to parlay his starring momentum into much continued success. Instead, he’s developed a bit of a reputation as a bad boy due to his ongoing legal troubles. Still, he did have small roles in Bone Tomahawk and World War Z in addition to playing the villains in box-office flops Alex Cross and Speed Racer.

Lost Cast: Evangeline Lilly as Kate Austen

EVANGELINE LILLY (KATE AUSTEN)

Hollywood hasn’t always been kind to the cast of Lost, but Canadian actress Evangeline Lilly is one major exception. Her riveting turn as warrior elf Tauriel in the Hobbit films helped to earn Lilly the role of Hope Van Dyne in the superhero film Ant-Man. Word on the street is that the actress is set to have a much larger role, and her own superhero costume, in the 2018 follow-up Ant-Man and The Wasp. She also continues to be linked to numerous other superhero films, and there has even been talk about the Wasp getting her own full-length film.

Lost Cast: Terry O'Quinn as John Locke

TERRY O’QUINN (JOHN LOCKE)

The only Emmy winner in the Lost TV show cast, the enormously talented Terry O’Quinn hasn’t done nearly as much as you would expect since the conclusion of Lost. In addition to appearing on the ABC show Secrets and Lies, he’s also had minor roles in various other TV shows like Full Circle and Phineas and Ferb.

Lost Cast: Josh Holloway as James 'Sawyer' Ford

JOSH HOLLOWAY (JAMES ‘SAWYER’ FORD)

Though Jack may have turned bad-boy after Lost, Sawyer was undoubtedly one on the show. Following his time on the island, Josh Holloway attempted to break into the film world. However, more recently he has returned to his main calling and starred in several TV shows like the doomed spy show Espionage. Currently, he can be seen on Colony.

Lost Cast: Naveen Andrews as Sayid Jarrah

NAVEEN ANDREWS (SAYID JARRAH)

One of British-born actor Naveen Andrews’ biggest accomplishments since Lost was becoming an American citizen. Of course, he’s also had no shortage of film and TV roles. Among others, he starred in the critically-panned Princess Diana movie and can now be seen on the wildly exciting Netflix show Sense8.

Lost Cast: Jorge Garcia as Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes

JORGE GARCIA (HUGO ‘HURLEY’ REYES)

Hurley made waves in 2010 for appearing on the cover of a Weezer album, but Garcia has also taken his lovable act to both the big and small screen. Still, TV is where he’s had the most success, and you can currently catch him alongside Daniel Dae Kim on the remake of Hawaii Five-O.

Lost Cast: Daniel Dae Kim as Jin-Soo Kwon

DANIEL DAE KIM (JIN-SOO KWON)

Daniel Dae Kim apparently fell in love with Hawaii after filming Lost and almost immediately jumped into a starring role on Hawaii Five-O. He’s also flexed his muscles on the big screen with his role in the Divergent series.

Lost Cast: Yunjin Kim as Sun-Hwa Kwon

YUNJIN KIM (SUN-HWA KWON)

Yunjin Kim used her role on Lost to propel her to fame in her native South Korea, where she continues to star in various films. While she also appeared on the U.S. show Mistresses, this did not last.

Lost Cast: Elizabeth Mitchell as Juliet Burke

ELIZABETH MITCHELL (JULIET BURKE)

Known for continually coming between Jack and Kate as nurse Juliet Burke, Elizabeth Mitchell has continued to be a much-sought after television actress. She had a recurring role as the Snow Queen on Once Upon a Time and starred in the remake of the V miniseries. Horror movie fans may have also recognized her in Purge: Election Year.

The post What is the Lost Cast Up to Today? appeared first on ComingSoon.net.

16 Aug 04:02

Crap!

Rachel

I truly believed this story as a kid, probably far longer than I should have.

photo of two horses late for noh's ark

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14 Aug 22:31

Our Winged Brains: The Appeal of Winged Creatures in Genre Fiction

by Sarah Rees Brennan

In around 1003, a man died leaping off a mosque roof with wooden wings. In 1912 a misguided fellow jumped off the Eiffel Tower trying out his new invention, the coat parachute. (The authorities: “Please use a dummy for your first experiment.” Friends, he did not use a dummy.) In 2009 a man died testing his flying taxi. You may have heard wings went wrong for Icarus. When gravity says “No, mankind, no” mankind keeps hearing “Yes, wings, yes.” Wings are one of the persistent motifs of humanity. They are the stuff of legend, of religion, of scientific experiments and of art. Wings are symbols of o’erarching ambition. Wings are, like vampires, concepts that haunt the collective consciousness: transformation into a more perfect being or a monster.

Naturally they have found a place in fantasy novels, the modern home of myth. I am second to none in my appreciation for dragons, but what interests me most is the draw in imagining wings on people, the envy inherent in the desire to acquire a feature of creatures very different from us. Far fewer of us envision people with lizard tails. (No shade, lizard tail folks.) Yet wings, in a world that has airplanes and the idea of Superman, cannot be entirely about wishing to fly. Why do we like wings so much? What do wings symbolize? What is wrong with them? And, the eternal question: what is wrong with us?

If loving wings is wrong, who wants to be right? Wings have an undeniable cachet, an aura of cool. Angels are usually drawn as humans enhanced with wings. (Not that I wish to cast any aspersions on the angels drawn as wheels covered in eyes. They are cool too.) Whether it be Tilda Swinton in the movie Constantine or Angel swooping in to the rescue in X-Men: the Last Stand, the moment when we see wings is always treated as revelation. The introduction of trench-coated angel Castiel, deeply reminiscent of the moody trench-coated angels Damiel and Cassiel of the 1987 German film Wings of Desire (originally Der Himmer über Berlin), revitalized the TV show Supernatural. Wings are aesthetic goals.

Typically, we idealize having wings: mostly, we want to keep our arms and have wings too. In Archangel, the first in Sharon Shinn’s Samaria series, our romantic hero, Gabriel, notably has the whitest wings, the broadest wingspan of them all, and whether or not it should the reader knows white often symbolizes purity. (What the wingspan might symbolize certainly never occurred to my pure mind.) We lose nothing in having wings, and yet there is danger inherent in their allure. Rachel, the heroine of Archangel, has a harrowing fear of heights that is both entirely understandable and a symbol of the chasm between the distant hero and wounded heroine’s lives. Having wings, like having anything, means becoming aware of the potential of loss. The characters believe angels live among humans, intermarrying with them and singing for good weather and other blessings to their god Jovah. But Jovah is a spaceship, and the angels are artificially created to fly up near the spaceship and deliver commands to the ship in the form of songs. The hero and heroine, divided by the wings which the reader knows throughout do not actually indicate divinity, are in fact united by their mutual love of song and appreciation for each others’ voices—not the last time we will see art being the link of love and understanding between a winged and wingless partner.

Even the pegasi of Robin McKinley’s Pegasus, have front hooves referred to as “alula-hands” with which they make poignantly beautiful art, the deciding factor that got the book included in this list, separating them from other winged horses of fiction and making them people to me. Pegasus begins “Because she was a princess she had a pegasus”—a young princess is bound into emotional intimacy with a pegasus because of an old treaty, but they break the rules by learning to communicate with each other. We see Princess Sylvi take forbidden flights with her pegasus at night when “everything was an adventure,” an interspecies Romeo and Juliet flinging themselves off the balcony and away, but once parted we see the princess’ pain missing both Ebon and flight. Wings are powerful symbols of freedom, so powerful their presence evokes the fear of its loss.

In Anne Bishop’s Black Jewels series, there is a reason we are introduced to a winged man caged, flexing his aching wings. The first chapter of the first book, The Daughter of the Blood, begins from the point of view of Lucivar, “the Eyriean half-breed,” the hero’s winged brother. Lucivar is chained and caged, witness to rats eating a delicate part of a comrade’s anatomy, and later sexually propositioned by said brother. (Life is tough for Lucivar.) Lucivar’s name in the Black Jewels series evokes a very specific fall—and if his name fails to do so, his brother and father are called Daemon and Saetan. Nobody needs to be drawn any infernal diagrams. The fall of a winged creature is a fall from grace. We see over and over again in cinema, even in a comedy like the 1999 film Dogma, the shot of bloody stumps where wings should be, and are reminded we never had them.

Losing wings is a nightmare, but gaining wings is a complicated dream. Waking up with sudden wings is a notion so appealing that there is an entire subgenre of fanfiction known as “wingfic” featuring, say, Han Solo waking up with wings (I think he would be pleased) or One Direction waking up with wings (they would all want to fly solo). Developing wings can be body horror, as shown in Laurel Winter’s novel Growing Wings and the unusual faeries in Aprilynne Pike’s novel Wings. The body changing in unexpected and alarming ways is both allegory for puberty and the fulfillment of a wish for transformation. The winged are the other, often creating panic in the winged person himself and exciting suspicion in others: for instance, most people are disturbed by the appearance of T’fyrr in Mercedes Lacey’s The Eagle and the Nightingales, and the heroine must learn to overlook the beak. Lackey’s novel is a romance set in a fantastical world between a talented professional singer and a feathered and beaked eagle-ish (eagloid?) exile from his own people. (Life is frequently tough for the winged.) Nightingale, who is like Rachel of Archangel culturally different from the people around her, comes to be attracted to him both because she does not herself accept the strictures of society around them and because they share a deep love for music which transforms the other for her into her most desirable possible partner.

Wings intersect with gender in various telling ways. Men are often given the feathered wings, women the insectile ones. Men with wings are angels. Women with wings are fairies… or harpies. “Harpy” is used as an insult to throw at vociferous and unpleasant women in this world. Dante did not mince words on the subject of “the repellent harpies.” Dante was not a fan. Understandably, given that he portrayed harpies as spending their time tormenting the damned souls of suicides, shrieking, fiddling with entrails and fouling everything in sight. The Stormwings of Tamora Pierce’s series The Immortals are powerfully reminiscent of harpies, not just winged, but interested in desecrating the dead.

Pierce’s quartet presents us with Daine, a heroine who talks with animals but is revolted by magical creatures she perceives as unnatural—“these were monsters. No animal combined a human head and chest with a bird’s legs and wings.” These razor-winged Stormwings seem to be one of fantasy’s archetypal evil species, like orcs, until Daine gets to know one. She discovers the Stormwings were dreamed up by an explicitly female creator as a deterrent to war, in what could be taken a metatextual rather than textual commentary on art. Notably the Stormwing our heroine grows close to is male. It is fascinating to see a harpy portrayed as a man. It is also troubling to reflect on how often the winged beloved is a man. Perhaps we find it easier to believe that the unsettling other can only be taken seriously and loved, in true Beauty and the Beast fashion, when male.

Nevertheless the depictions of learning to love the winged are deeply resonant in our culture saturated by references to “the wings of love” and “winged Cupid.” The Eagle and the Nightingale and Archangel both memorably portray romantic love for the winged, as does another fantasy classic, Meredith Ann Pierce’s The Darkangel. Ebon of Pegasus calls Princess Sylvi his “heart’s sister.” Anne Bishop’s hero gives up his freedom to save his winged brother. Daine of The Immortals hates all Stormwings until she meets a Stormwing rejoicing in the name Lord Rikash Moonsword, who likes kids, sarcasm and restoring unjustly deposed monarchs to their thrones, and at a key moment she realizes she has accidentally become his friend. No wonder Dr. John Lennard in “Of Stormwings and Valiant Women” refers to Rikash, both heroic and a horror, as “a complex achievement:” his humanizing represents the humanizing of a whole species and examines the vexed fantastical question of what makes a monster. The hero and heroine of The Eagle and the Nightingale get together and basically go hot tubbing, which goes about as well as you would think for any man blessed with feathers and which for me was the scene that definitively proved their romance would last since love, especially sexual love, is so much about having fun with our absurd bodies. By loving the winged, the humans in each pair learn to love the other in themselves as we all wish to. We love the winged: we wish to become and connect to them, to fly and to fall.

Plastic surgeon Dr. Joseph Rosen claimed in 2002 that he would be able to graft wings onto a human body by 2007. Obviously, that date has come and gone, but his mission statement remained: that he could give humans wings and our infinitely adaptable brains would map them, making them part of the person, giving them “literally, a winged brain.” I think we may already have winged brains, constantly imagining soaring. Mankind’s urge to possess wings and flight gave us airplanes, yet the lure of wings remains. In my new novel, In Other Lands, I could not resist writing a book about a boy from our world awestruck by a fantasy world in which the winged are reality instead of dream, although the half-harpy he loves is very doubtful about his own wings. Demonstrably I am not the first author who wants to experience a flight of fantasy and fancy, nor will I be the last. Perhaps by now the desire for wings is in our DNA: we cannot stop wanting what wings symbolize. The longing for, and fear of, transformation and freedom never leaves us. We write about angels coming to us, and about angels falling. We dream, then we make both the airplane and the coat parachute. We will continue to tell stories, until we have wings.

Sarah Rees Brennan is the New York Times bestselling author of simply loads of novels, several of which have been YALSA Best Fiction for Young Adults and TAYSHAS picks, received starred reviews and been on the ALA Top Ten Best Book for Young Adults lists, including her first book The Demon’s Lexicon, her Gothic mystery Unspoken, and Tell the Wind and Fire, a retelling of Charles Dickens’ A Tale of Two Cities. She was born in Ireland by the sea and uses her homeland as a base for many adventures. In Other Lands will be available from Small Beer Press on August 15th.

14 Aug 19:32

Bread Bag Alignment Chart

by Miss Cellania
Rachel

Lawful neutral, sometimes chaotic neutral

According to this bread bag alignment chart by Aurelian Rabbit, I am a lawful neutral (my bread comes with a twist tie instead of a plastic clip), my husband was a chaotic neutral, and my children were chaotic evil through most of their time with me. Twitter followers had to inform Aurelian Rabbit that even with a bread box, you have to use the plastic bag the bread comes in. There aren't very many people who use a bread box anymore. Its utility is mainly in keeping people from stacking things on top of the bread and squishing it. -via Nag on the Lake

10 Aug 19:59

Seattle, WA; Metadata Librarian, ProQuest

by UWiSchool
Rachel

Applied. Better location for stalking.

Description The ProQuest Mission : Better research. Better learning, Better insights. ProQuest enables people to change their world. As Metadata Librarian, you will partner directly with ProQuest’s academic content providers to ensure that their metadata is accurately represented. You will … Continue reading →
02 Aug 03:15

34 Amazing Old Photos Of Past Iconic Legends With Their Cats

photos of past iconic celebrities with their cats

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Tagged: past , legends , celeb , Cats
28 Jul 23:06

Newswire: Daniel Stern pens a heartfelt ode to his longtime friend, “cool cat” John Heard

by Gwen Ihnat
Rachel

Whoa, John Heard died? I missed that on vacation. :(

Years before they both appeared in blockbuster comedy Home Alone, bumbling burglar Daniel Stern and forgetful patriarch John Heard became friends on the New York theater scene. After Heard’s death this past weekend, Stern wrote an emotional tribute to his “crazy, crazy drink and drug stamina”-fueled friend that he posted on Twitter:

In this passionate essay, Stern recalls dropping out of school and coming to New York, where he was quickly “adopted” by Heard and his pal Bruce McGill:

I met him on my very first day in New York City. I had dropped out of high school and moved there to be an actor… By the end of the first day, I was stoned and drunk for the very first time ...

28 Jul 14:37

Crappy Cat Drawings That Are Actually Photorealistic

by Zeon Santos
Rachel

I love this twitter feed. These drawings are wonderful.

Cats ain't the easiest critters in the kingdom to draw, and yet their personalities and feline essence can be captured in a less than realistic drawing.

But one of the biggest problems with drawing cats is that they won't pose or sit still long enough to be used as a model, so if you're not a quick draw artist you have to catch them while they're sleeping.

This creates a new problem- cats often sleep in funny places and positions, so the drawings come out looking more like a caterpillar than a cat, which makes people think you don't know how to draw cats.

People will also judge your cat drawings if the feline subject is making a funny face, because cats never do funny things and they certainly don't make funny faces, not ever!

Heloisa created the Twitter account Poorly Drawn Cats (@poorlycatdraw) because she's always being judged for her cat drawings even though every one of them is a photorealistic masterpiece.

See When Your Teacher Keeps Saying You Can't Draw Cats, But Your Paintings Are Photorealistic here

28 Jul 14:36

Madison, WI: Reference and Instruction Librarian, Wisconsin State Law Library

by UWiSchool
Rachel

eyes Sucks for you :(

Link to job posting. Deadline: August 7, 2017Filed under: Government, Law, Uncategorized, Wisconsin
28 Jul 03:43

Your Cat Can Become Your New Drinking Buddy With This New Catnip Wine

new wine for cats and dogs

Why drink alone at the end of a long and stressful day at the office?

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Tagged: dogs , catnip , wine , Cats
28 Jul 00:08

Will Arnett and Jennifer Aniston Come out for Jason Bateman as He Gets His Walk-of-Fame Star

by Tom and Lorenzo
Rachel

Brotheros!

Because we love you and care about your well-being, we’re starting your day off with nothing but good feelings.

Will Arnett, Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston pose at Bateman’s Walk of Fame induction ceremony in Hollywood.

 

Granted, it’s perhaps not healthy to peg one’s own moods to the lives of celebrities, but still. They look cute together and Jason’s long overdue for some sort of career recognition, even if walk of fame ceremonies are bought and paid for.

Goodness, this is all turning out more cynical than we intended. Good feelings! Doesn’t everyone look cute? Well. Almost everyone. Jason looks trim and well-suited. Jen is shocking us by wearing a dress with a bold print and an actual shape to it. And girl, if you’re listening, it looks GREAT on you and you need to stop all this silliness about being afraid of anything but a black sheath or jumpsuit. This is good! We hate the hem, but that’s our problem!

And finally there’s Will, who apparently mugged a much smaller realtor on the way over and stole his clothes, for some reason.

 

 

Style Credits:
Proenza Schouler Printed Dress from the Pre-Fall 2017 Collection

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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21 Jul 02:32

Great Job, Internet!: Read This: They figured out what’s going on with Stonehenge, maybe

by Dan Neilan
Rachel

I think Jacob Glaser figured this out in 2010.

For centuries, the mystery of Stonehenge has intrigued people not only in Britain but the world over. Archaeologists and scholars have puzzled over the ancient purpose of these massive stone pillars, but every time the truth about their neolithic builders seems near, a host of new questions unfolds. Who were these builders? What were they doing? Did the children of Stonehenge dance beneath the haunted moon?

According to a new piece in BBC Travel, a coherent story about the popular tourist attraction may actually be coming together thanks to some recent research projects. Using underground radar and magnetic imaging techniques, the Stonehenge Hidden Landscape Project has discovered evidence of hundreds of other structures and monuments in the area surrounding Stonehenge, meaning this area held significance long before the iconic stone circle was erected. In fact, Stonehenge may be the link between various other monuments stretching all the way to Wales ...

20 Jul 17:16

Jason Bateman Says Arrested Development Season 5 Will Revolve Around a Huge Mistake, Specifically Murder

by Jackson McHenry

First, there was “Who shot J.R.?” Then, there was “Who killed Laura Palmer?” And now, we’re apparently getting “What happened to Lucille Two?” According to Jason Bateman, who knows a thing or two about serious dramas now, the fifth season of Arrested Development will center on a murder mystery, specifically the death of Liza Minnelli’s Lucille Austero. “The central spine of that story is the death of Liza Minnelli’s character, and a bit of whodunit, who may have done it, who had something to do with it,” Jason Bateman told EW Radio. “That’s sort of a central thread around which [creator Mitch Hurwitz] is going to braid in all the colorful plot complications that he knows how to do.” Bateman added that the season will form the second act of the “three-act story” Hurwitz had in mind for the show after it was canceled by Fox in 2006, with a potential third installment coming “at a later date, maybe in another few years.” He also said that the cast will be together for most of the season, abandoning the disjointed structure of the series’ fourth season and all the green-screen work that came with it. Arrested Development season five (suggested subtitle: Vertigo) will start shooting later this summer and arrive on Netflix sometime in 2018.

20 Jul 03:49

SEVEN STONES on June 27, 2017!

by Loretta
Rachel

" the individual novellas run from 30,000-50,000 words each, so this is a fairly substantial book" Lol. NOTHING LESS THAN 100,000 words plz.


Seven-Stones-cover-lgAlrighty, then! Penguin Random House (U.S. and U.K.) and I are delighted to announce that SEVEN STONES TO STAND OR FALL comes out June 27th!

(For those who’ve just stopped by…this is NOT (repeat NOTNOTNOT) Book Nine. SEVEN STONES is a collection of “Outlander short fiction”—i.e., novellas. (Not all that short, either, but these things are relative…. the individual novellas run from 30,000-50,000 words each, so this is a fairly substantial book.)

So, to introduce the book, every week we’ll have #DailyLines (excerpts) that feature a different novella, starting this week with THE CUSTOM OF THE ARMY. (Yes, we’ll have other #DailyLines, too. These snippets are special for the new book.)

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Straightening up from the gunwale, the Indian caught Grey’s eye and smiled.

“You be careful, Englishman,” he said, in a voice with a noticeable French accent, and, reaching out, ran his fingers quite casually through Grey’s loose hair. “Your scalp would look good on a Huron’s belt.”

This made the soldiers from the boat all laugh, and the Indian, still smiling, turned to them.

“They are not so particular, the Abenaki who work for the French. A scalp is a scalp—and the French pay well for one, no matter what color.” He nodded genially to the grenadiers, who had stopped laughing. “You come with me.”

Click here to read more about the stories in SEVEN STONES TO STAND OR FALL.

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20 Jul 01:22

Newswire: Game Of Thrones showrunners developing alternate-history Civil War drama for HBO

by Sam Barsanti
Rachel

wtf?...and clearly they never watched The 13th, because it's still legal.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Game Of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are working on another big HBO drama that might fill the hole that their dragon show will soon be leaving. Titled Confederate, the series takes place in an alternate reality in which the southern states did secede from the Union and America is now on the brink of its third Civil War. In this new reality, “slavery remains legal and has evolved into a modern institution,” which is a fun plot point for our current political climate, and the series will follow a group of characters on both sides of the “Mason-Dixon Demilitarized Zone” including “freedom fighters, slave hunters, politicians, abolitionists, journalists, the executives of a slave-holding conglomerate, and the families of people in their thrall.”

Benioff and Weiss are writing the project and will once again act as showrunners, and in a statement they ...

20 Jul 01:19

Newswire: Fox confirms Mitch Pileggi will be back for X-Files season 11

by William Hughes
Rachel

The third wheel adds extra grip and greater stability.

Ensuring that Mulder and Scully won’t have to investigate their latest crop of mysteries without the support of their eventually beloved boss, Walter Skinner, Fox has confirmed that Mitch Pileggi will be back for The X-Files season 11. Pileggi is the first member of the series’ non-David Duchovny or Gillian Anderson cast to officially sign on for the recently announced season.

As Skinner—who started the show as a bureaucratic skeptic, but who eventually grew into one of Mulder and Scully’s most loyal supporters—Pileggi also appeared in the show’s last revival season, released last January. He’s also scored recent roles in Transformers: The Last Knight, Sons Of Anarchy, Dallas, and the upcoming evil camera movie Polaroid, but he’ll always be Fox’s second-most-beloved Skinner in the hearts of X-Files fans worldwide.

[via Deadline]

19 Jul 18:54

The Role of Cats & Dogs in Victorian Cases of Spousal Abuse

by Miss Cellania
Rachel

You'll have a new name - hero.

A blog post from Mimi Matthews is an overview of cases from the Victorian era of pets defending a woman from spousal abuse. It opens with the trial of George Amey, who assaulted his estranged wife, Isabella. George no longer lived with Isabella, but visited her in the home he had left, where she lived with her cat Topsy. An altercation began, and George threw Isabella down and started to strangle her.  

George might have killed Isabella if not for Topsy’s sudden—and rather unexpected—intervention. Upon seeing her mistress being ill-used, the faithful cat sprang into action. As the Illustrated Police News relates:

    “The wife told the warrant-officer Roskelly that while on the ground and screaming, a favourite cat, named Topsy, suddenly sprang on her husband and fastened her claws in his eyes and her teeth in his face. Her husband could not tear the cat away, and he was obliged to implore her to take the cat from him to save his life.”

George was arrested, charged, and ultimately sentenced to prison for one month.

This is just the first of three cases that explain why women alone tend to become cat ladies or dog ladies. Although, in one case, it was the man's own dog that prevented him from killing his wife. -via Strange Company

19 Jul 13:45

We Live In The Peak TV World ‘Mad Men’ Created Ten Years Ago

by Alan Sepinwall


AMC

AMC’s Mad Men debuted 10 years ago tonight. To celebrate its anniversary, Brian Grubb rewatched the pilot to see how it plays knowing all that we know now, while I decided to look at its enormous impact on the TV business.

The name “Dick Whitman” isn’t uttered in the Mad Men pilot. The closest that first episode offers to a hint about Don Draper’s true identity is a brief moment while Don is napping in his office and he imagines the faint sound of gunfire and explosions from what will eventually be explained as his time in Korea. Dick’s name wouldn’t be mentioned until the third episode, and the full story not explained until late in the first season.

But the tale of an unwanted, unloved loser who reinvents himself on a whim as a titan of industry applies not only to Mad Men itself, but to what AMC did in putting the show on the air — and the impact that had on TV in general. Other shows had made this one possible, but Mad Men in many ways is the Patient Zero of Peak TV.

Think about what AMC was before the summer of 2007 began. It was everyone’s second-favorite classic movie cable channel, which in a universe that featured only one other, also made it everyone’s least-favorite classic movie cable channel. It was the place you turned to if you didn’t mind sitting through a version of The Godfather with constant commercial interruptions, or if you just had a hankering for the films John Wayne made after he’d gone up a few belt sizes. AMC had made an earlier attempt at a scripted series in the critically-praised but little-watched Remember WENN (like Mad Men, a period piece about the power of mass media), and the regime that greenlit Mad Men had previously developed a popular, Emmy-winning miniseries Broken Trail, but even that seemed an anomaly. AMC wasn’t already prestigious the way HBO had been when Oz and The Sopranos debuted, nor did it have the enormous corporate backing FX had in the lonely years before The Shield and Nip/Tuck. It was a niche channel being badly outdone in its own niche by TCM, and the only reason it even went into original scripted drama was because CEO Josh Sapan wanted a reason for viewers to complain to any cable company who dropped AMC.

As former AMC exec Rob Sorcher put it to me when I interviewed him for The Revolution Was Televised, “[Sapan’s] directive to me was, ‘We need a Sopranos.”

This was a wildly presumptuous thing for any TV exec to suggest in the mid-’00s, much less at a channel with no real track record in this area. Yet miraculously, Mad Men, which debuted 39 days after Tony Soprano cut to black, and was created by Sopranos writer Matthew Weiner, was exactly that. It won the best drama Emmy in its first year — its first four years, in fact, tying an Emmy record — and was, from the very start, one of the most critically-acclaimed shows ever made. It never became as big a commercial hit or cultural phenomenon as its inspiration, but it, coupled with the arrival the following year of a little show called Breaking Bad, accomplished more than Sapan, Sorcher, and company could have possibly dreamed of when they began looking for it. It put AMC on the map — what cable operator would dare risk the wrath of Peggy Olson and Joan Holloway’s fans by pulling the channel from their lineup? — won buckets of awards, was omnipresent in the media (who never tired of both trend pieces and deep dive analyses of each episode(*)), and helped build the infrastructure that in time allowed AMC to develop TV’s highest-rated (by far) drama, The Walking Dead.

(*) If you’re feeling nostalgic today (or any other day), the majority of my episode reviews are here on Uproxx, while I tackled the first three seasons at my old blog. (Here’s what I wrote about the pilot 10 years ago tonight.) If you want to head straight for my comments on a particular episode, try poking around here.

Weiner had written the script nearly a decade before Mad Men debuted, back when he was an unhappy sitcom writer. He had tried to sell it all around town (including at HBO, where that script helped him get the Sopranos staff job), with no takers. And even once AMC bought it, there was still a lot of time and sweat and arguing — Weiner needed to audition Hamm multiple times, then arrange an in-person meeting with AMC executive Christina Wayne, before being allowed to cast him — before the sleek, beautiful, smart version of Mad Men that we know burst forth on July 19, 2007.

But from the outside looking in, it seemed for all the world that AMC had tried on another identity just as easily as Dick Whitman did when he switched dogtags with the real Don Draper, and the effect on the overall TV business was palpable. Mad Men never had a huge audience, but it was the TV equivalent of the Velvet Underground: every TV executive who watched it tried to launch their own prestige drama.

Again, the groundwork for Don Draper’s existence had been laid by Tony Soprano, Vic Mackey, and others. But if the decade following the debut of Oz offered a steady stream of interesting new cable series, the decade following Mad Men has given us a flood. Everyone in the business had seen how AMC went from zero to hero, essentially with one show (Breaking Bad clarified that AMC was for real, but it was an afterthought in both ratings and prestige until its later years), and as the business became more and more unbundled, they understood why Josh Sapan had been so gung-ho to get his own Sopranos. Ambitious scripted dramas became both a status symbol around town and a killer app to survive in an increasingly crowded marketplace, especially once the various streaming services all began making their own shows about difficult men and women. If you didn’t have your own would-be Mad Men, what was the point?

Imitation is the sincerest form of television, and few shows have been imitated more than this one, whether with direct analogues like The Playboy Club, Pan Am, Magic City and Masters of Sex, non-’60s shows about charismatic anti-heroes (House of Cards, or AMC’s own Halt and Catch Fire in its early days), or just ambitious dramas filling one of the many small niches created by the splintering of the audience that Mad Men helped accelerate.

The problem is that the market is saturated now, and it’s much harder for even great shows to stand out the way Mad Men did when it burst onto a much less crowded scene ten years ago. Already we’ve seen a couple of channels like A&E and WGN borrow the AMC/FX playbook, put on good-to-great dramas like Bates Motel, Manhattan, and Underground, then get out of the scripted TV business altogether after failing to generate enough interest.

If he hadn’t already dropped dead of a heart attack from all the drinking and smoking and occasional drug use (and if he wasn’t fictional), Don Draper probably wouldn’t appreciate anyone calling attention to this anniversary. He wouldn’t let Betty and the kids celebrate his birthday, and had a fight with Megan after she sang him a 40th birthday present. But it’s been a remarkable 10 years in television since Don, Peggy, and friends burst onto the scene, for both Mad Men itself and the many, many, many, many, many shows that followed it.

It’s a time machine. But also, apparently, a duplication machine.

Alan Sepinwall may be reached at sepinwall@uproxx.com

13 Jul 01:34

Credit to @benvyle on Instagram for this delight 💅

Rachel

Lol...I'm going through some serious Mad Men withdrawal this summer.



Credit to @benvyle on Instagram for this delight 💅

11 Jul 14:36

Newswire: Christina Hendricks is now one of NBC’s Good Girls

by Katie Rife
Rachel

Her?

She’s best known for playing the worldly, cynical Joan on Mad Men, but Christina Hendricks is now one of the Good Girls. Unless the title of NBC’s upcoming dramedy series about a trio of suburban moms is supposed to be ironic, of course. Let’s see what Variety says:

[W]hen three suburban moms — played by Hendricks, Mae Whitman and Retta — get tired of trying to make ends meet, they decide it’s time to stick up for themselves by robbing the local supermarket at toy gunpoint. But when the manager catches a glimpse of one of them and the loot is far more than they expected, it doesn’t take long for the three best friends to realize the perfect getaway will be harder than they think.

The series has been described as a comedy-infused drama that mixes a little Thelma & Louise with a bit of ...

06 Jul 18:47

Newswire: Old millennials re-brand as the more palatable “Xennials”

by Katie Rife
Rachel

Oregon Trail Generation? Love it!

Whether it’s out of hatred of avocado toast, love for Applebee’s and/or diamonds, or a lack of emotional connection to the works of J.K. Rowling, some of us on the older end of the divide (this writer was born in 1983) have never felt truly at home with the “millennial” label. The generation baby boomers love to label as lazy, entitled, and self-centered—even though that’s at least partially their fault, given that they raised us—is ill-defined compared to the boomers, who the U.S. Census Bureau define as those born between 1946 and 1964. Millennials, meanwhile, begin as early as 1977 or as late as 1983, depending on who you ask. The idea of a sub-generation, sometimes referred to as the “Oregon Trail Generation” or “Generation Catalano,” has been echoing across the internet for a few years, and has now re-emerged three years ...