
Police in Ohio say a spooky Halloween decoration of a dead woman hanging from a fence was actually a dead woman hanging from a fence. Her alleged killer is currently being held on a $2 million bond and holy shit this story is awful.
Daniel WhitehillDUDE. Like clockwork every year.

Police in Ohio say a spooky Halloween decoration of a dead woman hanging from a fence was actually a dead woman hanging from a fence. Her alleged killer is currently being held on a $2 million bond and holy shit this story is awful.
Daniel WhitehillFUN
Mom, Dad—are you on Reddit?
Parents on the site were given this question: What is one shocking secret your kids will never learn about you?
And then they spilled the beans...
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Daniel WhitehillHoly crap. This is amazing it was on TV!
It's commonplace to see actors appear on late night talk-shows to help promote upcoming films, but it's rare day that we have an opportunity to see video games under that same spotlight.
Yesterday evening's The Late Show with Stephen Colbert included such a treat, featuring a lovely musical performance from Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses.
The medley blends familiar themes with new airs from The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes, the co-operative Four Swords-inspired Nintendo 3DS game, which launches next Friday, October 23.
The symphony is presently on a worldwide tour; you can find its full schedule and tickets here.
Daniel WhitehillI just backed it. I couldn't help it. Doesn't come out until next October though. I will be 41 then. THAT is scary.
Jason Voorhees recently appeared in Mortal Kombat X as a DLC fighter, but now he's getting his own new game. Gun Media and developer Illfonic have announced Friday the 13th: The Game, a third-person, asymmetrical multiplayer game for Xbox One, PS4, and PC. The hook is that one player controls Jason Voorhees, while seven others take control of camp counselors who are attempting to survive the night.
The game takes place in a "semi-open world" of Camp Crystal Lake from the film series. "It's a classic horror fan's dream, no shaky cam, no found footage," developers said. "We want you to know we're revitalizing the golden era of slashers, and putting you at the controls of each horrific, blood-splattered moment."
Gun Media is looking to fund Friday the 13th: The Game on Kickstarter. A campaign for the game went live today, asking for $700,000.
Friday the 13th: The Game is actually an evolution of Slasher Vol. 1: Summer Camp. It was decided to make this a Friday the 13th game after franchise creator Sean Cunningham reached out to the development team.
"That's when things got awesome," the developers said. "Sean came to us in early 2015, but we quickly discovered these weren't the normal business conversations you would have when you try to secure a license as important as Friday the 13th. It was totally different. It was a conversation built on mutual admiration and respect for what each had created.
"Sean immediately noticed the passion we had for Friday the 13th, and after several incredible meetings over the next few months, we decided to upgrade our plans for Summer Camp and embrace the Friday the 13th video game license," they added. "After several incredible meetings over the next few months, Sean surprised us by offering the Friday the 13th video game license. It was literally a dream come true for a group of lifelong fans. He knew he could trust us with the most coveted horror IP ever, and we plan to make good on that promise to both him and you, the millions of loyal Friday the 13th fans around the world."
As for why Gun Media is not seeking a traditional publisher relationship, the developer said violence, gore, and nudity "aren't just concepts to consider--they're necessities." Partnering with a publisher meant that might have meant these elements would have to be toned down.
"We don't want that. You don't want that," they said. "We're not interested in compromising what made the film franchise so popular. We're interested in building precisely what we, as fans, want. The ultimate Friday the 13th experience. Blood, guts, gore, brutal kills, and more. You want an experience true to the films, and so do we. It's about creative control and delivering the best game we can. We want to share that control, with you, not a publisher."
Friday the 13th: The Game runs on Epic's Unreal Engine 4, and looks quite nice, even in its unfinished state currently. Check out some images in the gallery below.

The game was conceived as a multiplayer-only game, but Gun Media said it will consider a single-player campaign if the Kickstarter does well enough. There are a variety of stretch goals featured on the game's Kickstarter page, but they are blurred out for now. These will be announced later.
Friday the 13th: The Game is tentatively scheduled to launch in October 2016. You can guarantee yourself a copy of the game by pledging at least $25. For lots more, be sure to check out the game's Kickstarter.
Daniel WhitehillThis has been a shit show for them. Now I hear they are talking Paul Ryan. Lord.

Kevin McCarthy, who up until a few hours ago had been the clear frontrunner, has pulled out of the race to replace the retiring John Boehner as Speaker of the House. And now, Congress has descended into hell’s most tearful, mind-numbing pit of fiery chaos. [Updated]
Daniel WhitehillI'm just sharing because the gif makes me happy
Daniel WhitehillHa. This happens like once every year or two.
Daniel WhitehillSounds like something Ryan would like.

One night in Berlin, a young woman from Spain meets a group of local guys while leaving a nightclub. She clicks with one of them, and so she decides to hang out with the group. Instead of being repelled when they attempt to break into a car that isn’t theirs, she’s enticed. They kick off a wild night that involves ominous drug dealers, heist, baby-theft, peril at almost every turn, and more partying. And it’s all captured in one single take.
Daniel WhitehillLolz. That is sad.
Crop your photos, people.
This couple thought they were letting people into their personal lives by announcing their engagement over Facebook.
But there was more to the photo than initially met the eye and their family was quick on the uptake.
Break found the slip up:
After bride-to-be Miranda announced that her man had finally popped the question, it seemed that their world could be nothing short of a fairy tale. I mean, everyone woman lives to announce their engagement on facebook it seems. Hilariously enough, that magical moment didn't really seem to be the case because Miranda had already accidentally tipped off her friends to look a little closer at the photo. She stated that her boyfriend didn't give her an actual ring, assuring everyone it will come later, which did nothing other than make people lean in a little too close to check out that ring.
And that's when everyone also started noticing the weird box in the corner.
Yeah, that box? It was a pregnancy test.
The scene played out over Facebook comments and you can easily imagine the happy bride-to-be put the pieces together.
And then, the admission.
Congratulations to the happy couple!
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Daniel WhitehillI am fascinated by the rise of these sites, who owns them (surprise the NFL franchises),etc. But this is a well thought out article. Best quote (talking about if they were shut down by government): "The public won’t mourn the loss of daily fantasy, because there’s nothing quite so American as the paranoia that someone, somewhere is getting rich unfairly, and it’s not you." Bingo.

Daily fantasy sports should have been a great thing. A form of betting just shiny and different enough from handing a brown bag of cash to a guy named Fingers at the local dive bar to be treated as respectable enterprise, it had the potential not just to make insane amounts of money, but to change the debate about gambling in this country. Over the course of just a couple of days, though, what started as confusing claims making the rounds on enthusiast sites blew up to the point where New York’s attorney general announced an investigation , and the industry now looks like Wile E. Coyote after he’s run off a cliff but before he’s looked down. What happened?
Daniel WhitehillPoor Guy!

The Sacramento News and Review has obtained surveillance footage that purportedly shows Spencer Stone’s stabbing late last night during a brawl that reportedly began inside a gay nightclub.
Daniel WhitehillPretty true
Daniel WhitehillDo not want. Screw AR. It's VR or nothing for me.
Microsoft took time during today's Windows 10 Devices event to give the audience a more in-depth look at what its new HoloLens AR system is capable of. Minds were blown, jaws were dropped and more than a few digital robots were blown to smithereens during the 8-minute demo.
Source: Microsoft (YouTube)
Daniel WhitehillLook out, Matt!

America’s favorite fast food nightmare burger now comes with a limited-time bonus side dish in the form of mild digestive problems. To match the spooky black bun of the Halloween Whopper, customers’ excrement has been turning an equally spooky shade of green.
Daniel WhitehillHuh. Well, it's a lot more interesting than regular coloring books.

With its Color Alive line
, Crayola was the first company to merge coloring books and apps so kids could bring their on-page creations to life. But Disney Research is taking that idea one step further by letting kids see a coloring book character move in 3D while they’re still coloring it.
Daniel WhitehillSo true.
Daniel WhitehillIn his defense, it does look sorta delicious.
Daniel WhitehillOkay, all good now.

Turns out the Vatican has one final burn for Kim Davis, the anti-gay clerk who flew a little too close to the sun when she released the news that the pope had acknowledged her existence. Not only was her meeting not a “real audience” with the cool guy, the day before, the Vatican confirms, the pope straight-up chilled with an openly gay man and his partner.
Daniel WhitehillDid the pope meet with any of the denied gays? No. Fuck the pope.

After several days of unflattering discussion about the Cool Pope’s date with arguably the least cool woman in America, the Vatican has finally stepped forward to try to salvage his reputation: yes, he did meet with her, but it was more of a pity thing and not, say, a papal endorsement of her backwards views.