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05 Jan 22:13

When You Mishear Lyrics On The Radio

Daniel Whitehill

Old, but classic.

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04 Jan 19:52

Carry Me My Human Minion!

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31 Dec 19:51

Making a Murderer Is Good, But What Is It Good For?

by Rich Juzwiak
Daniel Whitehill

This show is haunting.

First, let’s toast to Netflix’s impeccable timing. It’s hard to imagine a better moment when the platform could have released Laura Ricciardi and Moira Demos’s series Making a Murderer. Its target audience of socially conscious liberals with the kind of disposable income that can fund a Netflix subscription and the devices to use it with is, at this point, fed up with the mishandling of power by the police (generally in the form of racism, though Murderer is entirely about whites). Capping a year when Serial and The Jinx were the talk of the internet, Murderer is as familiar and definitive as every single end of year Top 10 list attempts to be.

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31 Dec 19:48

LA's Gas Leak Is a Global Disaster 

by Maddie Stone on Gizmodo, shared by Ashley Feinberg to Gawker
Daniel Whitehill

I am shocked this isn't a bigger deal on the news.

One of the worst environmental disasters of the decade is currently underway in a quiet community 25 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Putrid, methane-rich natural gas has been spewing into the air at an estimated rate of nearly 1,300 metric tons per day for over two months. Experts are calling it the climate version of the BP oil spill, and the leak isn’t going to be contained anytime soon.

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29 Dec 18:04

The Future of Gaming

Daniel Whitehill

Might look great, but sure smells funny.

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29 Dec 17:50

A Little More Bounce Than I Was Expecting

Daniel Whitehill

hahahaha. Dumbass.

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29 Dec 17:45

Not Even A Peck On The Cheek?

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18 Dec 02:13

There’s No Kimmy Gibbler In The “Fuller House” Teaser Trailer, But It Does Have A Comet Look-Alike…

by Michael K
Daniel Whitehill

The recreation of the house is amazing, however, if this is a sit-com I am out.

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Netflix has released the first teaser trailer and premiere date for the Michelle Tanner-less Fuller House, and really, it should’ve just been a long shot of Kimmy Gibbler standing there with a teased ponytail on her head. It would’ve gotten at least 4 million views in minutes. But instead, Netflix decided to bring the cheese in bucketfuls by showing shots of the house and the new Comet barking at the door as everyone helps DJ Tanner move in while a Miranda Lambert song plays. Get into the cheese:

Yes, that is a Lake Superior-sized pot of fondue, but I’m still going to binge watch it like it’s my religion in February.

I seriously nearly overdosed on sappiness when Aunt Becky (or was it Kimmy Gibbler, please don’t tell me it was Kimmy) says, “Deej, you don’t need movers, you’ve got us.” What kind of psychopath says that? Only a crazy who wants to get into your house and rob you says that. Normal people aren’t happy about helping a ho move. And after all these years, they still have that small gingham couch? Don’t they know that if they rent that place out on AirBnB a few times they’ll have enough money to buy a new living room set at Raymour & Flanigan?

17 Dec 20:33

Watch the Trailer for Tina Fey’s New War Comedy ‘Whiskey Tango Foxtrot'

by kevin@mic.com (Kevin O'Keeffe)
Daniel Whitehill

Huh. Looks pretty cool.


Tina Fey's newest film, Sisters, hits theaters this weekend, but she's got another movie coming down the pipeline. Thursday morning, Paramount Pictures released the first trailer for Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, a war comedy starring Fey as an international journalist sent to cover affairs in the Middle East.

Source: Mic/YouTubeThe film is set in Kabul, though one of the prime Afghani characters is played by white actor Alfred Molina. Rounding out the cast is Wolf of Wall Street star Margot Robbie (second-billed, indicating this may be something of a buddy comedy), Sherlock's Martin Freeman and Oscar-winner Billy Bob Thornton.

Fey plays Kim Barker, a real-life journalist who wrote the source material for the film, a book called The Taliban Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Read More
16 Dec 19:53

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Is the Most Fun I've Had at the Movies in Ages

by Charlie Jane Anders on io9, shared by Ashley Feinberg to Gawker
Daniel Whitehill

sweet. Might check it out.

They finally made a movie sequel to the original Star Wars trilogy. And the good news is? The Force Awakens easily captures the charm and excitement of the first three movies. Here’s our spoiler-free review.

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16 Dec 19:30

This Blacksmith is Tired of Hearing "Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams," so He's Settling the Argument Once and for All

Daniel Whitehill

huh. Well, that solves that issue.

Steel doesn't have to melt to fail.

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15 Dec 23:36

Curl Up This Winter With Five Straight Hours Of a Burning Darth Vader Yule Log

by Andrew Liszewski
Daniel Whitehill

Huh. Well. This is a thing that exists. Weird.

Who wants the hassle and maintenance of a real fireplace when Netflix serves up a convincing yule log you can just stream to your living room TV? Or better yet, why not just give in to all the Star Wars mania and curl up next to Anakin Skywalker’s burning corpse on a cold winter’s night.

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14 Dec 19:20

You'll Never See These Starbucks Polar Bear Cookies the Same Again

Daniel Whitehill

ha hahaha. awesome.

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The Biscotti send their regards.

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11 Dec 06:44

The CG Doesn't Stop In The First Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Trailer

by Germain Lussier on io9, shared by Gergo Vas to Kotaku
Daniel Whitehill

Dear God. What have we done!? I'll admit I saw the last one so I am partially to blame. And although the first one did have a cool 15 min slide down a snowy mountain action sequence, at the end of the movie everyone FELL OFF A BUILDING TIED TO A BILLBOARD and landed in the street like it was normal. Then they walked off fine. Are you fucking kidding me!? Look, pizza eating teenage turtles I can believe, but falling off a building and walking away?! Too far, man. Too far. That said, of course I'll see this one. I swear Megan Fox is enough to make me want to go straight.

The CG Doesn't Stop In The First Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Trailer

Love it or hate it, the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was a huge hit and, next summer, the sequel is coming. It’s called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows and the first trailer is here.

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10 Dec 22:19

Oculus Rift pre-orders come bundled with one of the best VR games

by Steven Hansen
Daniel Whitehill

I. Can't. Fucking. WAIT!

If you want to sell VR, you need the ardent early adopters to show it off and the people they show it off to to be impressed. To that end, it helps to have some dang good software support, so it makes sense that EVE: Valkyrie will be included in all Oculus Rift VR pre-orders.

The EVE: Valkyrie Bundle is "exclusive to Rift," which I suppose means other VR headset owners will be buying it separately. It's also, "premiering on the Oculus platform," which means that tentative Q1 release date could be before the Vive's April 2016 launch. Or CCP is holding EVE: Valkyrie until the Rift, which will be "at least $300." PlayStation VR is also slated for the first half of 2016 and EVE: Valkyrie was playable on it at PlayStation Experience.

I recently played EVE: Valkyrie with a "near-final" version of the Oculus Rift VR and the space dog-fighting game is pretty neat and didn't make me ill in an hour of play. It did make me sweaty and pinch the bridge of my enormous god damn nose, though.

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09 Dec 19:33

Opportunistic Predator and Living Symbol of America Attacked by Bald Eagle

by Ashley Feinberg
Daniel Whitehill

This gif makes me happy.

Opportunistic Predator and Living Symbol of America Attacked by Bald Eagle

Last August, Time took some photographs of a bird-brained, predatory beast to add a bit of color to its Person of the Year line-up. A bald eagle was also present.

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07 Dec 23:19

Dying Light’s The Following DLC continues to look promising.

by Kirk Hamilton
Daniel Whitehill

I went ahead and bought it, Matt. I couldn't help it. You should think about it too. hiiiiiint. hiiiiiiint.

Dying Light’s The Following DLC continues to look promising. It’ll be interesting to see if the game can retain its signature flow without the verticality of the city of Harran, but those dune buggies sure do seem nifty.

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04 Dec 00:22

The Major Reveals From the Batman v Superman Trailer

by io9 Staff on io9, shared by Evan Narcisse to Kotaku
Daniel Whitehill

WOW. WOW. It's probably just me, but this looks horrible.

So that happened. After years of intense secrecy around Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the latest trailer went from 0 to 100 in terms of spoilers. Not only did the trailer show the reveal of Wonder Woman, but it even introduced the film’s big bad guy: Doomsday. Here’s what we learned.

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03 Dec 00:28

The Official Trailer For “American Crime Story” Is Here

by Michael K
Daniel Whitehill

Huh. Actually looks really good.

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FX’s promo schedule for Ryan Murphy’s latest camp extravaganza American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson has felt as long as that white Bronco chase on the freeway. For weeks, they’ve released teaser trailers and promo pictures, and today they finally put out the official trailer and it looks like it’s going to be a beautiful disaster. It’s pretty much looks like O.J. Simpson: The Telenovela.

The trailer has John Travolta looking like a barbecued Raisinet as Robert Shapiro, Cheryl Ladd delivering a world-class eyebrow situation as Robert Shapiro’s wife, Sarah Paulson doing her signature Sarah Paulson cry with two brown mops on her head, Cuba Gooding Jr. sounding like he needs four bags of throat lozenges, Selma Blair gossiping at Nicole Brown’s funeral as Pimp Mama Kris and David Schwimmer bawling in a car as Robert Kardashian. (He’s probably bawling in the car because he realizes he’s defending a demon and is married to a demon too). And there’s also Connie Britton as the morally corrupt Faye Resnick:

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That’s pretty much just Connie Britton wearing a lipstick color that only existed in the 90s, but I’ll take it.

And I wonder who is playing the pivotal role of the jury forewoman who fucked up Orenthal James Simpson’s name while reading the verdict? Every time I see the name “O.J. Simpson,” I always read it as, Orenjal James Simpson.

02 Dec 00:29

Christmas Lights Might Slow Down Your Wi-Fi

by Jamie Condliffe
Daniel Whitehill

HOLY SHIT! Cancel Christmas! I neeeeeed wifis!

Did your Netflix stream grind to a halt as your loved one set up the Christmas decorations? According to British telecoms watchdog Ofcom, it could be the fairy lights that slow down your Wi-Fi network at this time of year.

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01 Dec 19:22

Who Put A Buffalo Dicken Finger on the Menu?

Daniel Whitehill

ha ha. Win!

25 Nov 22:12

Cult Monster Movie Tremors Set for TV Reboot, Kevin Bacon to Return

Daniel Whitehill

OMG. I want this to be good SO BADLY. I loved it as a kid. Come on PLEASE BE GOOD. And then please be picked up by a network that understands unconventional drama like AMC, FX and after Mr. Robot I could even deal with USA.

One of the most fondly remembered cult movies of the early '90s is Tremors, the comedy horror starring Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward. It has now been announced that the movie is to be rebooted as a TV show, with Bacon returning to the franchise for the first time.

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Entertainment Weekly have reported that the Tremors show is being developed by Universal Cable Productions and Blumhouse, the production company responsible for such big screen horror hits such as The Purge and the Paranormal Activity series. The project is currently being shopped around to various networks, and EW have been told that "multiple bidders" are interested.

The original movie, which saw Bacon and Ward fighting giant sand worms in the Nevada desert, spawned four straight-to-video sequels, plus a short-lived TV series in 2003. Bacon has not appeared in any of the franchise beyond the first film, but he will return to this new series as both an actor and executive producer.

In an interview with the Metro newspaper earlier this year, Bacon stated that he would be interested in returning to the property. "I'd love to do something else with Tremors and revisit the character 25 years later," he said, via IGN. "Part of what's great about that movie is there are next to no digital effects. The monsters are done with puppetry, and it's still off, funny and scary--it's a cool accomplishment."

25 Nov 18:11

Price Increase for Dying Light Expansion and DLC Pass Announced

Daniel Whitehill

I don't know about the whole DLC, but Matt, when then Following expansion comes out, might you be interested in continuing our adventures in the zombie world? I loved this game. In fact, I will go search for dockets now.

Developer Techland today announced that the price of Dying Light's upcoming expansion and DLC pass is going up. Previously sold for $20, the Polish studio now plans to charge $30 for the season pass. This price hike is the result of an increase in scale for the the zombie game's upcoming expansion, The Following, which, too, has gone up in price from $15 to $20.

"Over the past weeks, Dying Light: The Following has almost reached its final stage: main quests, side quests, new skills, and driving challenges are ready," the developer said. "We now are moving into the polishing period. Looking at it, it's clear how big the expansion pack has grown--it could be a standalone title, but since it would mean a launch delay, we decided against it.

"However, due to the increased scale of the project, we needed to revise the pricing that we announced back in August, and so we want to let you know that Dying Light: The Following will be priced at $20."

The Dying Light DLC pass is thus being adjusted accordingly to the new price of $30.

The price change will go into effect on December 8. People who already own the DLC pass, or those who buy it before December 8, will not be asked to pay more.

The Following is a story-based expansion in which protagonist Kyle Crane (voiced by Assassin's Creed and Batman voice actor Roger Craig Smith) travels to the outback. While there he meets "mysterious and fanatical cultists" that have information about the zombie outbreak.

The expansion also adds vehicles to the game, one of which is a dirt buggy. This is customizable, upgradable, and features its own skill tree. Techland called the dirt buggy Dying Light's "deadliest weapon yet." The expansion is slated to arrive in the January-March window of 2016.

24 Nov 18:48

This is My Spirited Face

Daniel Whitehill

Gotta love the holidays!

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24 Nov 18:42

Watch Your Step!

Daniel Whitehill

HAHAHAH. OMG. This. IS. amazing.

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23 Nov 19:38

Too Bad I Won't Take a Break to Go to Dinner

Daniel Whitehill

ha. So true.

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23 Nov 18:50

The Tail Wagging Another Dog

Daniel Whitehill

I know it's old. But it's classic.

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23 Nov 18:48

Sleepy Bunny is Very Sleepy

Daniel Whitehill

I'm pretty sure it's just dead.

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20 Nov 00:35

Dogs Everywhere Honor Diesel, the French Police Dog Killed in Paris Raid Against Terrorists

Daniel Whitehill

Very sweet.

Diesel was a French police dog that gave her life to protect others during a raid that targeted the man suspected to be behind the recent terrorist attacks in Paris. French police honored her memory in a Tweet and now several dog owners on social media have followed suit.

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19 Nov 22:05

Jennifer Lawrence is Mean to an Interviewer (for a Good Cause)

Daniel Whitehill

pretty cute

Smosh's Prank It Forward series donates money for every view on their prank videos. This time, Jennifer Lawrence pranked them during an interview and really made them sweat.

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