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Peen
1. Derivitive of the word penis.
There was an intoxicated man dancing on the train with no pants on, his peen was flopping around everywhere!
ASRock Rack Launches Xeon D Motherboards
Intel's Xeon D SiP (System-in-package) has turned out to be one of the exciting launches this year in the server CPU space. We have already analyzed Xeon D in detail in our review of the Supermicro SuperServer 5028D-TN4T. Almost all currently available Xeon D systems / motherboards are from Supermicro, but we now have another set of options from ASRock Rack.
The Xeon D family currently consists of two members:
- Xeon D-1520 : 4C/8T Broadwell-DE x86 cores @ 2.2 GHz, 6 MB of L2 cache, 45W TDP
- Xeon D-1540 : 8C/16T Broadwell-DE x86 cores @ 2.0 GHz, 12 MB of L2 cache, 45W TDP
ASRock Rack's Xeon D lineup consists of one board using the Xeon D-1520 and six boards using the Xeon D-1540. Customers have the option of going with either the mini-ITX (mITX) form factor or the micro-ATX (uATX) form factor. The mITX boards are all compatible with 1U rackmount chassis.
In addition to the motherboard size, the differentiation aspects come in the form of support for different varieties of LAN ports, PCIe slot configurations, additional storage ports using the LSI 3008 HBA and different USB 3.0 port configurations. Unlike the mITX boards, all the uATX boards come with a COM port in the rear I/O.The following tables summarize the features of the various products in the ASRock Rack Xeon D lineup.
mITX Boards
| D1520D4I | D1540D4I | D1540D4I-2L2T | |||
| SiP | Intel Xeon D-1520 | Intel Xeon D-1540 | |||
| RAM | 4x DDR4 DIMM Slots 2133 / 1866 MHz RDIMMs (Up to 128 GB) | ||||
| PCIe Expansion Slots | 1x PCIe 3.0 x16 | ||||
| Storage Controllers | 6x SATAIII 6 Gbps from integrated PCH in the Xeon D SiP (4x via mini-SAS connector) (1x with SATA DOM support) |
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| 1x SATAIII 6 Gbps from Marvell 9172 (via M.2 2280 interface) |
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| LAN Controllers | 2x RJ45 1GbE (Intel i210) |
2x RJ45 1GbE (Intel i210) |
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| 2x RJ45 10GbE (Intel X557-AT2) |
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| Board Management Controller | ASPEED AST2400 | ||||
| IPMI LAN Controller | 1x Realtek RTL8211E | ||||
| Display Output | 1x D-Sub VGA | ||||
| USB Ports | 2x USB 3.0 Type-A (Rear I/O) | ||||
uATX Boards
| D1540D4U-2T8R | D1540D4U-2O8R | D1540D4U-2T2O8R | D1540D4U-2L+ | |
| SiP | Intel Xeon D-1540 | |||
| RAM | 4x DDR4 DIMM Slots 2133 / 1866 MHz RDIMMs (Up to 128 GB) | |||
| PCIe Expansion Slots | 1x PCIe 3.0 x8 (x16 physical) | 1x PCIe 3.0 x16 | ||
| 1x PCIe 3.0 x8 (x8 physical) | 1x PCIe 3.0 x8 | |||
| Storage Controllers | 6x SATAIII 6 Gbps from integrated PCH in the Xeon D SiP (4x via mini-SAS connector) (1x with SATA DOM support) |
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| 8x SAS3 12Gbps from LSI 3008 HBA (via mini-SAS HD connector) |
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| 1x SATAIII 6 Gbps from Marvell 9172 (via M.2 2280 interface) |
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| LAN Controllers | 2x RJ45 10GbE (Intel X550) |
2x 10G SFP+ Fiber | 2x 10G SFP+ Fiber | 2x RJ45 1GbE (Intel i350) |
| 2x RJ45 10GbE (Intel X540) |
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| Board Management Controller | ASPEED AST2400 | |||
| IPMI LAN Controller | 1x Realtek RTL8211E | |||
| Display Output | 1x D-Sub VGA | |||
| USB Ports | 2x USB 3.0 Type-A (Rear I/O) | |||
| 1x USB 3.0 Type-A (Internal Connector) | ||||
| 1x USB 3.0 Header | ||||
These boards are ideal for network and warm storage devices as well as micro-servers. Given the low power nature of the Xeon D platform, some of them can also be useful in home lab settings for experimenting with virtualization or even act as boards for high-end development machines.
Man Sets House on Fire While Trying to Boil His Dildos Clean
Here's a cautionary tale for your Tuesday: Be very careful when cleaning your marital aids, you may just set your entire house (and the internet) on fire and then everyone will remember you as "the dude who burned down a house cleaning objects he pushed up his butt." And that kind of title is going to stick with you. Forever.
Dudebros Pull Off One of the Greatest Jenga Trick Moves of All Time
Despite shooting in the oft-maligned vertical mode to capture the moment, these three charming (probably drunk) lads pulled off a totally impossible Jenga trick using a knife. Yeah, it's blowing my mind too and before you say "pffft whatever that's not that hard" try watching this after four or five beers and it will probably blow your mind. Jenga is best appreciated while drinking; true fact.
Confused Woman Has a Really Rough Day at the Gas Station
It always sucks to pull your car into a gas station with the cap side accidentally facing away from the pump, but everyone's done it, and it's not hard to sympathize. Three times, though? How does that even happen?
(774): Worst. Date. Ever. He...
Play-Doh Is Doing Damage Control for Accidentally Manufacturing a Dil-Doh
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The Long and Short of It: 2014's Best, Biggest, and Brightest Dicks
The year of 2014 began with a bang: a man on Reddit who had posted photos of his two penises sat in on the site for an AMA session on January 1st. Answering the question, "Do you have a favorite?" the man with two dicks replied, "Yes. The right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol" With that affirmative moment in penile favoritism, the year of the booty had found its companion in dicks, and the 365 days ahead were long and hard.
I'm sure my fuel cap was on this side
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Play-Doh Frantically Deleting Toy Dick Pics From Its Facebook Page
Whoops. The icing maker that comes with Play-Doh's Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset (retail price: $20) looks 100 percent like a veiny dick.
2 Charged With Stealing $2,000 Worth Of Christmas Decorations In Colorado Springs
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When your middle name gets cut off..
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Another Baby Treated For Herpes After A Snip-N-Suck Circumcision
Yet another infant has contracted herpes after a "metzitzah b’peh, a controversial circumcision ritual in the Orthodox Jewish community in which a mohel sucks blood from a baby's snipped foreskin. This is the fourth reported case this year and the 17th case since 2000—two infants have died from the virus, and two have suffered serious brain damage. [ more › ]
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
It is time for a Deadspin holiday tradition like no other: our annual trawl of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits to discover the strangest, unlikeliest, and most awkwardly shaped objects America inappropriately shoved into its various holes. God bless us, everyone.
(503): I just watched my ex butt...
This is what happens when you commit a crime, then get arrested while shaving your head in an attempt to change your appearance
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The wife and I both picked up a bottle of wine on our respective ways home from work yesterday. I guess we're not on the same page.
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Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking
A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff's deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing "a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas," and later admitted to performing oral sex on the horse.
30,000 Arrested in China's Great Porn Purge
If you love porn and/or gambling and you live in China, you are basically shit out of luck. And possibly already in jail, from the looks of how things went down this weekend.
Naughty Elf Arrested for DUI
A rogue elf who passed out drunk in a Target parking lot is on the naughty list this year!!!!!!!!
ELI5: How has 50 Shades of Gray, a piece of pornography, become accepted and embraced by the very audience who would normally decry works with subjects like bdsm, to the point of having a movie made out of it?
Side question, how the hell will the movie not be just straight up porn?
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I'll be back in 5 minutes. If not...
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(617): And my cousin was so drunk...
Radio Station Apologizes for Letting a DJ Get a Rimjob on the Air
Chilean radio station Top 40 held a contest earlier this week, offering tickets to the giant EDM festival Mysteryland, and one lucky winner got hers by giving a DJ a rimjob live on air (here I'm employing an extremely loose definition of "lucky").