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04 Apr 15:28

Resources for dealing with death

by Chrysanthe Tenentes

On the topic of death (a natural part of life we don’t often talk about), the website Modern Loss has extensive resources for many types of loss. Some places to start:

How To: Write a Sympathy Note

Don’t Talk About How “It Gets Better”

How To: Be A Good Listener

Modern Loss’ Grief Reads

On Grief and Social Media/Technology

Related: How Do You Help a Grieving Friend?

Tags: death
02 Apr 19:37

India’s missile test sent dangerous space trash hurling near ISS: NASA chief

India’s missile test sent dangerous space trash hurling near ISS: NASA chiefNASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine said India's test of an anti-satellite weapon was a 'terrible thing,' creating debris posing a risk to the ISS.


02 Apr 16:13

2019 April Fools' Day Joke Round Up

by Q
IKEA Monkey

BRANDS!

It's once again April Fools' Day and there are quite a few jokes being played this year with varying degrees of commitment. I've included images and any appropriate links in case you're going to try and fool someone who somehow forgot that it's April 1, 2019.

Here's what I've found:

- Auntie Anne's - They're turning all their stores into hot yoga studios / pretzel shops.

- 7-Eleven - Avocado Toast Slurpee

- Ben & Jerry's - Drone delivery where they just drop the ice cream pint on you.

- Blaze Pizza - Just the Crust Pizza

- Carl's Jr. - Vape Cup

- Checkers and Rally's - New Unseasoned Fries

- The Coffee Bean Bean & Tea Leaf - They're replacing pellet (or nugget) ice with regular ice cubes.

- Del Taco - New Taco Smoothie

- Dunkin' - Super Dough Holder - It's two giant donuts to hold your drink.

- Hardee's - They're hiring a Chief Biscuit Officer to oversee all things biscuit. You can apply here (while the job is a joke, they are actually giving away free biscuits for a year to one lucky applicant).

- Hostess - Apple Cider Vinegar Cupcakes: "Kick start your 5-day detox!"

- IHOP - Tweeted, "In honor of April Fools’ Day, we’re serving all of our pancakes upside down."

- Jack in the Box - Ultimate Buttery Kale (a play on their Buttery Jack burgers).

- Jersey Mike's - Stacked Sub (looks sort of like a super giant Big Mac)

- Marie Callender's - Pie-scented perfume


- McAlister's Deli - Tea kegs

- McDonald's Australia - McPickle burger - Apparently, some folks were quite distraught that it wasn't an actual item. It consists of lots of pickle slices plus American cheese and ketchup on a Big Mac bun.

- McDonald's Canada - McNugget Singles

- McDonald's Germany - Big Mac-flavored smoothie

- McDonald's US - Shake Sauce for Fries

- Oreo Cookie & Cremes - It's a reverse Oreo with two layers of vanilla creme sandwiching a single chocolate wafer.

- Peet's Coffee - New Eeekhojorntjesbrodord Cold Brew - "To celebrate our 53rd anniversary, we've developed a special new cold brew inspired by our founder’s Dutch heritage--that means a sprinkle of salty licorice and a topper of Boerenkaas cheese."

- Philadelphia Cream Cheese - St. Louis Cream Cheese: Pre-sliced like sliced bread (here's some context).

- Pieology - Giant Pizza Taco

- Pizza Hut - Pizza M.U.T.T. - For "Mini Urban Transportation Team." To go along with the join they're offering 30% off menu price pizzas ordered online when you use the code: "30OFFAPRIL1." Good today only.

- Pop-Tarts Ravioli - "Filled with strawberry jam and topped with fresh frosting."

- Qdoba - 24 Karat Queso

- Quiznos - Lobster Scampi-scented candle. It's actually fairly plausible given that brands like Pizza Hut and KFC have put out similar scented candles.


- Red Lobster - They'll be switching to red licorice straws as an eco-friendly alternative to plastic straws.

- Sizzler - They tweeted, "We're sad to say that today, we'll be discontinuing cheese toast effective immediately. The price of cheese is at a record high, and not enough patrons are requesting it. The Sizzler Team regrets to say goodbye to cheese toast, from now on we’ll only be serving toast."

- Smashburgers - Burger- and fry-scented candles.

- Stonefire Grill - They tweeted, "It’s time to move on to new menu items, and we have to get rid of some old favorites to make room! This is the last week to enjoy our Freshly Baked Breadsticks! Hurry in before they're gone!"

- Starbucks - For dogs only: Pupbucks

Photos via respective brands/companies.
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02 Apr 14:00

The Avengers face Thanos in this Endgame special look

by Shannon Miller on News, shared by Shannon Miller to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

I am so over Avengers

“It’s not about how much we lost. It’s about how much we have left.”

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01 Apr 23:13

The Jeff Bezos Dick Pic Plot Thickens

by Esther Wang on The Slot, shared by Esther Wang to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

pls don't use the word "thicken"

It has been scarcely two months since we first learned of the existence of Jeff Bezos’s dick pics and his apparent habit of describing girlfriend Lauren Sanchez as “alive girl.” Since then, we’ve learned much more—that it was Sanchez’s brother Michael who reportedly leaked the sexts to American Media Inc., the parent…

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01 Apr 23:13

Bacon jam on a burger > bacon on a burger

by Kate Bernot on The Takeout, shared by Virginia K. Smith to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

AGREED.

When I still lived in Chicago, a friend’s family had a tucked-away lake house across the Indiana-Michigan line on the southeastern shore of Lake Michigan. Escaping our humid, cramped city apartments for beer- and barbecue-fueled lakeside debauchery was a summer highlight—we lit fireworks, jumped off docks, dared each…

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01 Apr 19:26

David Blaine is being investigated by the NYPD over sexual assault allegations

by Randall Colburn on News, shared by Randall Colburn to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

you're a demon, david blaine

The NYPD has confirmed that it is currently investigating magician David Blaine over allegations that he sexually assaulted at least two women, The Daily Beast reports.

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01 Apr 18:35

A Timelapse of the Entire Universe

by Jason Kottke
IKEA Monkey

This is FUCKING AWESOME

John Boswell has made a 10-minute time lapse video showing the history of the universe, from its formation 13.8 billion years ago up to the present. Each second of the video represents the passing of 22 million years. But don’t blink right near the end…you might miss the tiny fraction of a second that represents the entire history of humanity.

See also: Boswell’s Timelapse of the Future, a dramatized time lapse of possible events from now until the heat death of the universe many trillion trillion trillions of years from now.

Tags: John Boswell   physics   science   time lapse   Universe   video
01 Apr 18:14

Move Over, Toasted Sugar, It's Time for Toasted Salt to Shine

by Sho Spaeth
IKEA Monkey

slow clap


Add toasted salt to stews and braises, sprinkle it over ice cream, or eat it all by itself. Read More
01 Apr 17:04

Alex Honnold Breaks Down Iconic Rock Climbing Scenes

by Jason Kottke
IKEA Monkey

This was very entertaining! Less stressful than Free Solo

I’m not sure I can bring myself to watch Free Solo (my hands are getting sweaty and I’m feeling faint just thinking about it), but watching Alex Honnold critique famous rock climbing scenes from movies like Mission Impossible II, Star Trek V, and Cliffhanger is pretty entertaining and informative.

It’s no surprise that with a few obvious caveats, Tom Cruise’s climbing scene in MI:2 gets high marks. The MI stunt work is always legit.

Tags: Alex Honnold   climbing   movies   sports   video
30 Mar 14:48

LICKBLZ, HUF4TD, and others make up the list of California's best rejected license plates

by Reid McCarter on News, shared by Reid McCarter to The A.V. Club

Vanity license plates are mostly awful. Nobody—especially people stuck in traffic—care to see the clever ways you’ve used a limited selection of letters and numbers to tell the world you’re an accomplished lawyer or that your dad bought you the car you’re driving. Bad jokes, though, are why vanity plates exist.…

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30 Mar 00:50

Beginning Next Week, Being Gay in Brunei Will Result in Death By Stoning

by Lauren Evans

A new law set to go into effect next week in Brunei will make homosexuality a crime punishable by being stoned to death.

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30 Mar 00:49

High School Girls Say Hell No to Boys Ranking Their Looks

by Hazel Cills
IKEA Monkey

Wow. Applause to all kids involved in this.

It’s a scene cut straight from an episode of My So-Called Life: a list of high school girls, ranked by their attractiveness, gets circulated at school. Except this time, the girls on the list don’t let the gross ranking slide on the basis of “boys will be boys.”

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30 Mar 00:41

Finally, the Trailer for the Mary Magdalene Movie that Birthed the Best Set Photo of All Time 

by Kelly Faircloth
IKEA Monkey

thanks, I hate it

Approximately 37 years ago—so, April 2017—the world was gifted a shot from the set of Mary Magdalene, in which a costumed Rooney Mara casually took a smoke break in front of the crucified body of Christ. And now, we finally have the trailer!

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29 Mar 20:12

Iceland's WOW Air budget carrier collapses, cancels all flights

IKEA Monkey

and that's a wow

Iceland's WOW Air budget carrier collapses, cancels all flightsIceland's budget carrier WOW Air said it had ceased operations and cancelled all flights on Thursday, stranding thousands of passengers. The collapse of the troubled airline, which transports more than a third of those travelling to Iceland, comes after buyout talks with rival Icelandair collapsed earlier this week. Passengers are advised to check available flights with other airlines," the carrier said in a statement.


29 Mar 20:04

Nicolas Cage files for annulment days after marrying

IKEA Monkey

looks like he's going to be taking his ring.... off

Nicolas Cage appears to be having second thoughts after getting married in Las Vegas last weekend.
29 Mar 14:10

Zendaya is in a trippy state of Euphoria in a new HBO series teaser 

by Shannon Miller on News, shared by Shannon Miller to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

Zendaya is Meechee

Partying teens, fireworks, and an emotionally conflicted Zendaya take center stage in the teaser for HBO’s upcoming dramatic series, Euphoria. The cable network released the clip via their official Twitter page.

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28 Mar 19:05

Disney bans smoking, large strollers from US parks

IKEA Monkey

Huh. I am more surprised that it hadn't already been banned. These days I'm honestly shocked to see people my age smoking. So few people do anymore.

28 Mar 18:30

#538 Laughing so hard you just start crying

by Neil Pasricha
IKEA Monkey

yeah, this is the best feeling

It’s a beautiful moment.

Your friend suddenly squeezes her eyes shut and starts shaking her head while laughing so hard little streams of salty tears start running down her cheeks. She covers her mouth with her hands as her wide-eyed face turns red — and you can see shiny reflections sparkle in her glittery wet eyes. Big booms bounce off walls until she eventually slows down, gasps for air, and open her eyes wide while wet sniffling, smiling widely, and regaining her composure.

And then she looks you right in the eyes and smiles. And you look her right in the eyes and smile.

And it starts all over again.

AWESOME!

— Check out my Youtube channel

The post #538 Laughing so hard you just start crying appeared first on 1000 Awesome Things.

26 Mar 21:12

All hail regular guy Keanu Reeves, king of the airport

by Reid McCarter on News, shared by Reid McCarter to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

Every single account I have heard of regular people meeting Keanu Reeves is that he is just the nicest, most down to earth, approachable person and finally there is video proof.

Celebrities, the sparkling gods of our age, do not seem like they should be able to operate like normal people. More used to having stuff done for them than doing stuff themselves, we all just sort of assume that, say, Brad Pitt or Matt Damon would be an absolute nightmare to be around if their car broke down and…

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26 Mar 18:24

You Were at My Wedding, Denise 

by Ashley Reese on The Slot, shared by Ashley Reese to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

yikes

On Monday, Denise McAllister, a senior contributor at the conservative website the Federalist, called the women of The View “delusional” and accused them of “ricocheting ignorance and lack of emotional regulation.” Then, a journey began.

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26 Mar 18:19

Presenting The 2019 Name Of The Year Bracket 

by Sam Gutelle
IKEA Monkey

YESSSSSSS

Last August, the NCAA unveiled the NET ranking, a comprehensive synthesis of numbers designed to supplant the much-derided RPI as the definitive metric for comparing the resumes of college basketball teams. Despite some early statistical noise, the NET’s wealth of data ultimately produced a bracket that … looks pretty…

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25 Mar 20:49

How Animators Created the Spider-Verse

by Jason Kottke
IKEA Monkey

I *loved* this movie!

2018’s most visually inventive movie was Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. In this video, Danny Dimian, Visual Effects Supervisor, and Josh Beveridge, Head of Character Animation, talk about how they and their team created the look of the movie.

Two of my favorite details of the movie were the halftone patterns and the offset printing artifacts used to “blur” the backgrounds and fast-moving elements in some scenes. Borrowing those elements from the comic books could have gone wrong, it could have been super cheesy, they could have overused them in a heavy-handed way. But they totally nailed it by finding ways to use these techniques in service to the story, not just aesthetically.

Oh and the machine learning stuff? Wow. I didn’t know that sort of thing was being used in film production yet. Is this a common thing?

Update: Simon Willison did a Twitter thread that points to dozens of people who worked on Spider-Verse explaining how different bits of the film got made. What an amazing resource…kudos to Sony Animation for allowing their artists to share their process in public like this.

Tags: animation   film school   movies   Spider-Man   video
25 Mar 17:13

How to Cook Chicken Necks

by Claire Lower on Skillet, shared by Claire Lower to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

I also love chicken necks!

When eating an animal, it’s important to eat as much of that animal as possible, and more often that not those “unusual” pieces are some of the most flavorful. This is true of the pig face, and it’s true of the chicken neck.

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25 Mar 17:12

Cult Classic Troop Beverly Hills Still Rules 30 Years Later, and So Does 'Cookie Time'

by Ashley Reese on The Muse, shared by Ashley Reese to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

I LOVE this movie!!

Back in the ‘90s and early 2000s, when Disney Channel still had the guts to air edgy teen movies like Teen Witch and Wish Upon a Star, you could catch the 1989 movie Troop Beverly Hills on a semi-regular basis. The story of a wealthy Beverly Hills socialite (Shelley Long) who becomes the den mother of her daughter’s…

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25 Mar 17:00

Father of Sandy Hook Victim Died by Apparent Suicide at Newtown Town Hall

by Frida Garza
IKEA Monkey

Oh my god, how completely heartbreaking

The father of a child who died in the Sandy Hook Elementary School apparently died by suicide at Newtown, Connecticut’s town hall on Monday morning. Local authorities arrived at the town hall around 7 a.m. Monday and found Jeremy Richman dead, according to NBC Connecticut.

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25 Mar 15:16

Checking in With Tiffany Trump

by Ashley Reese
IKEA Monkey

It is very comforting to know that no amount of money in the world can make hair extensions looks natural

Tiffany Trump, youngest Trump daughter and often forgotten Trump child, seems to be doing pretty well for herself these days. She’s studying at Georgetown Law, she dating the son of a billionaire businessman who looks like three children in a trench coat, and the relationship reportedly has her mother’s blessing.

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24 Mar 01:01

National Puppy Day Photos

by Alan Taylor
IKEA Monkey

IMPORTANT NEWS

Today, March 23, has been set aside as National Puppy Day—founded in 2006 by the author Colleen Paige, and adopted by other groups and organizations since. The idea is to focus attention on puppies in need of adoption and the abuses found in puppy mills, but also to celebrate these furry little companions. In the spirit of the day, I am once more obligated to share some adorable images of pups around the world.

23 Mar 20:42

Barbra Streisand Has Some Really Shitty Opinions About the Michael Jackson Accusers

by Emily Alford
IKEA Monkey

Ugh, fuck OFF Barbara

In a recent interview with The Times UK, Barbra Streisand had some pretty awful things to say about the recent documentary Leaving Neverland and the two men who have accused Michael Jackson of sexually assaulting them when they were children.

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23 Mar 17:18

Lizzo and Missy Elliott Pay Homage to Thick Thighs, Post Malone Doesn't Wow, and Becky G Is Back

by Maria Sherman, Hazel Cills, Ecleen Luzmila Caraballo, and Frida Garza
IKEA Monkey

Aw hell yeah LIZZO AND MISSY

Oh hell friggin’ yeah: Lizzo ft. Missy Elliott, “Tempo” - Lizzo continues her streak of putting out ridiculously good singles as she teases her new album, Cuz I Love You, with this call to the dance floor. Lizzo and Missy both bring it as they pay homage to thick thighs, big butts, and your best girlfriends. “Slow…

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