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08 Oct 17:26

Major global coral bleaching event underway

by Jason Kottke

Bleached Coral

A persistent underwater heatwave is causing corals worldwide to bleach, and scientists believe up to 5% of the world's coral will die permanently.

Hoegh-Guldberg said he had personally observed the first signs of bleaching on Australia's Great Barrier Reef in the past fortnight, months before the warm season begins. He said the warming pattern indicated bleaching this summer would likely affect 50% of the reef, leaving 5-10% of corals dead. Eakin said seeing bleaching on the reef at this time of year was "disturbing".

Also, no matter how many times I read this, it never gets less scary:

Since the early 1980s the world has lost roughly half of its coral reefs.

The oceans are slowly boiling and we're the frogs who aren't noticing. (via @EricHolthaus)

Tags: global warming   science
08 Oct 11:47

Well Played, Greta Gerwig in Roksanda

by Jessica
IKEA Monkey

I love this dress. I LOVE IT. I need it. *grabby hands*

53rd New York Film Festival - "Maggie's Plan" - Arrivals 
I would have worn a different shoe — as I KNOW YOU KNOW  — but riddle me this: Is this, or is this not, one of her best looks ever? It’s whimsical! It’s flattering! It’s got a great bracelet! These are all things I like! Read More ...
07 Oct 23:29

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Celebs at Paris Fashion Week

by Jessica
IKEA Monkey

Flawless goddess Janelle Monae

Janelle Monae at Akris Janelle Monae at Giambattisa Valli Kendall Jenner 
We’ve been covering the front rows of PFW in bits and pieces so far this past week, but there’s A LOT we hadn’t brought you…until now. (Insert dramatic music cue here.) Read More ...
07 Oct 23:22

Drunken Mac and Cheese Tantrum-Baby Reportedly Expelled from UConn 

by Jay Hathaway
IKEA Monkey

This is the living embodiment of rich white male privilege. 1) He was originally expelled from UMass after 2 arrests involving assaulting an officer; 2) He threatens people for a good 5 minutes before they take him down (only after he directly assaults the restaurant manager), 3) the cop who finally shows up to arrest him asks him if his cuffs are comfortable and loosens them up a little. He loosens the kids goddamn cuffs.

I swear to god.

Luke Gatti, the 19-year-old University of Connecticut student who swaggered into a campus cafeteria with a beer Sunday night and drunkenly demanded some “fucking jalapeño bacon mac and cheese,” has reportedly been expelled from the university over the incident.

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07 Oct 19:19

Chicago Aerial Photographers Fined $2 Million For Flying Drones

by Kate Shepherd
Chicago Aerial Photographers Fined $2 Million For Flying Drones The Federal Aviation Administration has fined Chicago-based aerial photography firm SkyPan International a whopping $1.9 million for flying drones in Chicago and New York City without permission. [ more › ]








07 Oct 14:53

Never Ending Pasta Bowl Back at Olive Garden for Fall 2015

by Q
IKEA Monkey

Never Ending Pasta Bowl sounds either like an awesome thing or a terrible curse

Olive Garden's Never Ending Pasta Bowl all-you-can-eat deal is back this fall with a selection that includes 20 types of pasta, sauces, and toppings starting at $9.99.

Along with unlimited pasta, unlimited soup or salad and breadsticks are also included.

This year's apasta choices include: Rigatoni, Cavatappi, Spaghetti, Whole Wheat Linguine, Gluten-Free Rotini, Tri-Colored Penne, Fettuccine, Angel Hair, and Mezzaluna Ravioli.

For sauces, there's: Five Cheese Marinara, Traditional Meat Sauce, Asiago Garlic Alfredo, Alfredo, Marinara, New Chicken Pomodoro, and Pesto Alfredo.

Toppings cost extra (starting at $2.99), but you can choose from the following: Meatballs, Italian Sausage, Chicken Meatballs, Crispy Chicken Fritta, or Crispy Shrimp.

This year's Never Ending Pasta Bowl is available for a limited time through November 22, 2015.

Photo via Olive Garden.
Read more at Brand Eating!
07 Oct 14:08

Ken Griffin, Illinois' richest man, settles contentious divorce case

by Kim Janssen
IKEA Monkey

Ken Griffin is the richest man in Illinois. He is divorcing his wife, who was also very wealthy in her own right (a hedge fund manager). Their prenup guaranteed her $40,000,000 in the event of their divorce. But when your ex is worth $5.5Billion, I guess $40,000,000 is a drop in a very large bucket?

Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin and his wife, Anne Dias Griffin, have settled their 14-month-old divorce case, a day after a public trial over their prenuptial agreement was set to begin.

News of the settlement was announced by a Cook County Circuit Court administrator on Wednesday morning.

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07 Oct 13:46

World’s Going To End Wednesday. Wear Something Nice!

by Doktor Zoom
IKEA Monkey

It was nice knowing you all!

Hunka Hunka Burnin' Planet
Hunka Hunka Burnin' Planet

Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Planet

You may have been pretty relieved when we dodged the Mormon Apocalypse last week, what with the supermoon lunar eclipse not ushering in any Utah-destroying earthquakes or United Nations invasions. Well, wouldn’t you know it, another, completely different bunch of prophecy-interpreters has predicted that the actual End of the World will be upon us come Wednesday, Oct. 7, absolutely for sure. And this time, it’s not something so vague as the “beginning of the End,” it’s just flat-out God’s gonna end the world all at once, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Read more on World’s Going To End Wednesday. Wear Something Nice!…

The post World’s Going To End Wednesday. Wear Something Nice! appeared first on Wonkette.

07 Oct 03:10

Inspiring Political Hats For A Newly Great America

by Joanna Rothkopf on The Slot, shared by Erin Gloria Ryan to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

I made some fun ones

Thanks to the internet, civilians are able to make tools to facilitate civilians’ participation in government. Several weeks ago, we were blessed with the ability to draw with Melting Businessman Donald Trump’s face. On Monday, the Washington Post’s digital toy makers designed a little widget with which we can all make versions of Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hat emblazoned with different inspiring political mentions.

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07 Oct 02:55

Bobby Jindal Blames Oregon Shooting on Abortion and Single Mothers 

by Stassa Edwards on The Slot, shared by Stassa Edwards to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

Ugh, I am getting real sick of the Republicans fellating the NRA right in front of everybody. Just cramming it right down our throat. I thought they were against that sort of sexual act.

In an attempt at relevancy, Republican presidential candidate Bobby Jindal published a blog post on his campaign website blaming the murder of nine people at an Oregon community college on abortion and single motherhood.

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07 Oct 02:54

When Walt Disney Opened an Elementary School

by Jake Rossen
IKEA Monkey

My friend Laura now teaches at a Disney elementary school. They're still around.

The principal's office had a door sign that read "Captain Hook."

07 Oct 02:16

Kirk Cameron’s Gay-Hatin’ Sister Hopes You Feel Real Bad About Having HIV

by Evan Hurst
IKEA Monkey

When he was little my brother Luke pulled down his pants and peed in the Cameron's backyard

Screenshot from "The View"

Oh man, fuck you, D.J. Tanner. So here is a one-act play called “Let’s Shame The HIV/AIDS Boy.” The cast of characters:
  • Candace Cameron Bure, little sister of dumbass creationist wingnut and former hot shit child star Kirk Cameron. Candace, as we alluded to, played D.J. Tanner on “Full House.”

Read more on Kirk Cameron’s Gay-Hatin’ Sister Hopes You Feel Real Bad About Having HIV…

The post Kirk Cameron’s Gay-Hatin’ Sister Hopes You Feel Real Bad About Having HIV appeared first on Wonkette.

07 Oct 02:14

Waking Life Espresso, the coffee shop owned and operated by two outed misogynistic pick-up-artists,

by Joanna Rothkopf
IKEA Monkey

Whoa, I missed this - this is insane

Waking Life Espresso, the coffee shop owned and operated by two outed misogynistic pick-up-artists, has finally shuttered. In a maudlin farewell note, the two men note that they are “actively involved in counseling” and are “currently addressing the red pill community in order to illuminate the damage this philosophy can cause.” According to the Asheville Citizen-Times, the space has been sold to a company called Izzy’s Coffee Den.

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06 Oct 16:48

Carson Thinks Loss of Gun Rights Would Be 'More Devastating' Than Actual Death 

by Ellie Shechet on The Slot, shared by Erin Gloria Ryan to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

Ohhh fuck this guy

In a Facebook Q&A on Monday, presidential candidate and real-life zombie Ben Carson wrote that while he’d “spent many a night pulling bullets out of bodies,” he “never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away.”

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06 Oct 16:44

Once Again, Mass Shooter Tries to Pin the Blame on Women Not Wanting to Date Him

by Anna Merlan
IKEA Monkey

SURPRISE SURPRISE

In what is quickly becoming tradition for mass-murdering maniacs, Roseburg shooter Chris Harper-Mercer evidently ranted about not having a girlfriend in writings left at the scene, the Associated Press reports.

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06 Oct 16:44

Philadelphia Community College on Lockdown After Report of Man With Gun on Campus

by Jay Hathaway
IKEA Monkey

If just the report of a person with a gun - not shooting, not actively doing anything with it, just having it - is enough to warrant a visit with the SWAT, police, and homeland security, then MAYBE WE NEED SOME RULES ABOUT CONTROLLING FUCKING GUNS. FFS I have to take my stupid shoes off and throw out my water when I go through the porno scanner.

The Community College of Philadelphia is on lockdown Tuesday morning after a man with a gun was seen entering a campus building following an argument with a student.

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05 Oct 22:23

How the Five "Love Languages" Can Help You Win at Relationships

by Kristin Wong
IKEA Monkey

I took the quiz and my top 2 are "Acts of Service" and "Words of Affirmation", which makes sense.

Ever had an argument with your partner and wished they could just read your mind? If they only knew how you were feeling, they’d stop putting up a fight. That’s sort of the idea behind the concept of love languages: they let you in on what makes your partner tick. The idea is: we all express and feel love differently, and understanding those differences can seriously help your relationship. In fact, it’s one of the simplest ways to improve it.

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05 Oct 18:44

Rosemary Kennedy and the Legacy of Mental Illness

by Elizabeth Nicholas
IKEA Monkey

The history of Rosemary Kennedy is heartbreaking and tragic

Rosemary Kennedy, before the lobotomy that left her incapacitated. Photo via Wikimedia Commons

As a young girl in the early 1900s, Rosemary Kennedythe eldest daughter of the auspicious Kennedy familywas beautiful, affectionate, and mild-mannered. But her life story pivots on what became perhaps the centuryc's most chilling manifestation of the fear, shame, and ignorance that surrounds mental health: the lobotomy.

Two books out this month weave the lobotomy's horrific turn as a "cure" for mental illness with a uniquely and totemicly American family: the Kennedys. Kate Clifford Larson's biography Rosemary: The Hidden Kennedy Daughter and Elizabeth Koehler-Pentacoff's The Missing Kennedy: Rosemary Kennedy and the Secret Bonds of Four Women each render in painstaking and heartbreaking detail the story of JFK's intellectually disabled oldest sister, her efforts to fit in to the ambitious Kennedy clan, and the lobotomy that left her permanently incapacitated at the age of 23. And although mental illness remains shrouded in shame for many, to read Rosemary's story is to be reminded of how the perception and treatment of mental illness has evolved over the past 70 years.

In the early 1940s, the lobotomy was being aggressively marketed in America by Dr. James Watts, and his associate, Dr. Walter Freeman. Despite the fact that they were both psychiatrists at the George Washington University Medical School, not surgeons, the duo considered themselves qualified to perform lobotomies, which required severing the connective tissue from a patient's frontal lobes to the rest of the brain.

The procedure had been pioneered by a Portuguese neurologist, Antonio Egas Moniz, who had experimented with drilling into the skull to access the brain. (He would later win the Nobel Prize in medicine for his procedure, which he called the leucotomy). Watts, Freeman, and a handful of other doctors claimed that a surgery like this could be used to treat a wide range of mental illness, including major depression, schizophrenia, obsessive compulsive disorder, and acute anxiety. The pair had begun performing lobotomies in the 1930s, picking test patients up at sanitariums and taverns, to experiment on a part of the brain that was not widely understood.

Early 20th century attempts to cure mental illness included such cringe-worthy variants as opium-induced comas; the removal of thyroid glands, ovaries, tonsils, or teeth; the injection of horse blood; and carbon dioxide inhalation sessions.

Watts and Freeman, who once experimentally performed a lobotomy with a pick-axe through a patient's eye sockets, were masters of public relations. The duo garnered favorable mentions in TIME, LIFE, and Newsweekdespite the American Medical Association's warning that "serious defects" had been noted after the surgery, among them complete loss of cognition and death.

And yet, it is not difficult to see why the lobotomy was seized upon as a potential miracle cure: People were desperate for one. The stigma attached to mental illness and the guilt cast upon the parents of intellectually or mentally disabled children combined with the insufficiency of the solutions presented created an opening for hucksters like Watts and Freeman. As Koehler-Pentacoff chronicles, early 20th century attempts to cure mental illness included such cringe-worthy variants as opium-induced comas; the removal of thyroid glands, ovaries, tonsils, or teeth; the injection of horse blood; and carbon dioxide inhalation sessions.

Read our series, The VICE Guide to Mental Health, on the state of our minds in 2015.

Desperate families unsure of how to help their children were encouraged to send them to sanatoriums and mental hospitals. These institutions were often difficult to staff, and were consequently manned by criminals and others with abusive tendencies. Conditions often actually resembled prisons, with patients kept in appalling sanitary conditions with little fresh air, exercise, or even access to natural light.

So it is no surprise that the lobotomyhailed as a miracle cure for all varieties of mental illnessreceived such a warm reception. It was a solution to problems like Rosemary Kennedy.

Watch: A controversial form of treatment, gay conversion therapy claims to "cure" gay people and turn them straight.

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The Kennedys were keen to project and protect the veneer of effortless perfection and vitality they cultivated. Especially at a time when intellectual disability was not well understood, Rosemary's stain on their reputation made the family anxious. Family patriarch Joe P. Kennedy censored his daughter's letters home when he was the American Ambassador to the Court of St. James, lest the press see her juvenile handwriting. The family forbade anyone outside an immediate circle of family and close confidants from knowing the extent of her disabilities, and her mother, Rose, neglected even to tell Rosemary's tutors, aides, and teachers about her daughter's disability. Her brothers passed along news to their father about what their classmates thought of Rosemary, indicating as positive news that no one could tell she was disabled.

To be slowerboth mentally and physicallythan the other eight siblings was particularly difficult for Rosemary, according to personal accounts cited in each of the new biographies. After stints in multiple special schools with extensive extra tutoring and assistance had failed to progress Rosemary beyond fourth or fifth grade, she briefly found bliss at a school run by nuns in the English countryside while her father was working as an ambassador in London. But World War II ruined the idyll, and after returning to America, Rosemary's condition deteriorated. She grew increasingly frustrated with her inability to partake in the same activities as her siblings. Increasingly tense and irritable, she would often fly into rages. Frequent convulsions suggest that she may have developed epilepsy in her late teens.

Read: America's Long History of Drugging Women Up

At his wits end over what to do with Rosemary, and concerned that she would unwittingly embroil herself and the family in scandal and jeopardize the family's political aspirations, Joe turned to a drastic and largely untested procedure: the lobotomy.

Joe sent Rosemary to the "experts" Watts and Freeman, who shaved her curls and strapped her to an operating table to perform the surgery. But the procedure was a disaster. While Rosemary had simply been slower than average before the surgery, she was left completely incapacitated afterward. She couldn't walk or talk for months following the procedure, and needed extensive therapy to regain even some of her facilities in either area. In her telling of the story, Larson writes that the nurse who attended Rosemary's surgery was so horrified by its result that she left the medical profession entirely.

The Kennedy family in 1931. Photo via Wikimedia Commons

Traumatized by what he had done to his daughter, Joe tried to hide the extent of Rosemary's debilitation from his family. She was institutionalizedfirst, a few hours north of New York City at the same sanatorium where Zelda Fitzgerald spent time in the 1930s; then at a Catholic school for "exceptional children," in Wisconsin, where her father built her a cottage tended to by nuns, where she lived for the rest of her life.

Much of Rosemary's lifeand especially the horrors of her young adulthood, post-lobotomyhas been covered up. In her biography, Larson notes that hundreds of documents from Rosemary's life appear to be missing from the Joseph and Rose Kennedy Papers at the Kennedy Library in Boston. As the Kennedy family ascended to American royalty, Rosemary was largely forgotten.

Roughly 50,000 lobotomies were performed in the United States, mostly on women. Freeman alone performed 3,439 lobotomies, despite a 14 percent fatality rate. By the mid-1950s, due to its poor success rate, the lobotomy was largely replaced with the emergence of psychiatric drugs.

In the 1960s, both Rose and her daughter Eunice became advocates for the mentally disabled, and gradually began to speak more publicly about what had happened to Rosemary. Society had become increasingly concerned with humane treatment of the mentally disabled, in part through President Kennedy's championing of legislation on behalf of the intellectually disabled. The Kennedys chose to dedicate their foundation and its considerable resources to children with mental disabilities; the Special Olympics and Best Buddies International are both Kennedy initiatives that advocate for those with intellectual and developmental disabilities.

Mental illness in America is still not properly addressed or understood. Cures for mental illnesses, when sought, often prove too elusive or expensive to make a difference. But the fact that living history saw one of the most well-connected and well-heeled families in the country lobotomize their daughter in desperation, and that such a thing will never happen again, is the glimmer of positivity in Rosemary's grim story.

Follow Elizabeth Nicholas on Twitter.

05 Oct 18:17

List: Nihilistic Password Security Questions.

IKEA Monkey

Shared this with my friends and we added our own:

What would you do with your retirement if your generation had one?

Why are you a disappointment to your parents?

What's this week's excuse?

How many times this month have you looked up your ex on Facebook?

What is the subject of your recurring nightmares?

Which body part hurts the most all the time now?

What medication do you use to sleep?

List: Nihilistic Password Security Questions.:
  • What is the name of your least favorite child?
  • In what year did you abandon your dreams?
  • What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
  • At what age did your childhood pet run away?
  • What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
  • In what city did you first experience ennui?
  • What is your ex-wife’s newest last name?
  • What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
  • What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
  • What was the middle name of your first rebound?
  • On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
  • When did you stop trying?
05 Oct 14:22

Erotic watches: The next trend?

IKEA Monkey

My kind of news











05 Oct 14:21

Tiny dog faces off against bears

IKEA Monkey

Today in bear news,

In Monrovia, California, a 20-pound French bulldog scared off 3 bears that got into the family home. KCAL/KCBS reports.









05 Oct 04:14

How Kooky Pop Songs Made Parry Gripp an Internet Sensation

by Kate Horowitz
IKEA Monkey

I love Parry Gripp!!

His album boasts an impressive 50 tracks with titles like “You’ve Got to Have Faith (In Your Antiperspirant)” and “You Ain’t Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here.”

05 Oct 03:44

Michigan Farmer Digs Up Woolly Mammoth Skeleton

by Brendan O'Connor
IKEA Monkey

Cool!!

On Monday, a Michigan farmer digging in his field came upon the ancient remains of a butchered woolly mammoth. “It was probably a rib bone that came up,” said the man who just fulfilled the fantasies of 5-year-old aspiring paleontologists everywhere. “We thought it was a bent fence post.”

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05 Oct 03:42

Chicago Sees More Than 70 Overdoses in 72 hours

IKEA Monkey

This is terrifying

Police suspect an "extremely strong batch of heroin" is behind the overdoses. It is unclear if there were any deaths.









04 Oct 18:32

Watch Hillary Clinton Get Lightly Roasted During Her SNL Appearance

by Rich Juzwiak on Morning After, shared by Rich Juzwiak to Gawker
IKEA Monkey

Kate McKinnon's gay marriage dig was priceless

On last night’s Saturday Night Live season premiere, Hillary Clinton once again appeared alongside the woman who impersonates her on the show (when she was still in the running for the Democratic candidate slot in 2008, Clinton exchanged a few lines with Amy Poehler).

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04 Oct 01:03

Millennials Have to Work Harder Than Their Parents Did to Stay Fit

by Andrew LaSane
IKEA Monkey

People are also just getting taller and bigger in general, not just wider. My mom is 5'4", and my dad is probably 5'9". I'm the shortest person among my siblings at 5'7", with my brother Jeff skimming the treetops at 6'2". Where did all our height come from?

A recently published explains why it's not your fault.

03 Oct 23:04

Song of the PANflute

by Kerry
IKEA Monkey

David

After a week-long “concert series” carried through the building’s heating system, Brad in Montreal says one of his fellow apartment-dwellers posted this desperate plea.

If you're in this building, Fucking PANFLUTE, STOP!!! Please! I beg you, stop!

related: And when I jam, I jam loud

03 Oct 20:13

Teenagers suspected in Logan Square cellphone armed robberies

by Chicago Tribune staff
IKEA Monkey

Shit, 3300 is Palmer and Kedzie. 8:15 pm is not that much later than when I am walking home from work :-/

Police are on the lookout for two teenage boys who are suspected in three armed robberies in Logan Square since late September.

In each instance, the boys approached people on the street, displayed a pistol and stole cellphones, according to a news release from Chicago police.

The boys both are...

03 Oct 02:01

Strike a pose

by Jason Kottke
IKEA Monkey

About to drop the most fire mixtape of the year

This photo of five Secret Service agents bracing themselves against helicopter prop wash is my favorite photo of the week.

Secret Service

It's like they're each individually posing for their own super-boss album cover. Larger here.

Tags: photography   Secret Service
03 Oct 01:27

Scottrade Hacked, Personal Information for 4.6 Million Customers Stolen

by Patrick Allan
IKEA Monkey

oh goddammit I have a Scottrade account

Today, popular investment firm Scottrade announced a data breach that affects around 4.6 million of their customers. Any customer with an existing Scottrade account before February of 2014 may have had their contact information and Social Security numbers taken.

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