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30 Apr 21:40

The Obamas Just Announced Seven New Movies and Series for Netflix

by River Donaghey
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This is super cool

A year ago, the Barack and Michelle Obama announced that they'd be following up their massive, multi-million-dollar book deals with, uh, a massive Netflix deal. The streaming service basically gave the Obamas free rein to produce whatever film or TV projects their hearts desired under the pair's new production banner, Higher Ground. Now the Obamas have unveiled their first seven projects—and it looks like they're going to be making everything from kids shows to a Frederick Douglass biopic, according to Netflix.

Higher Ground's extremely varied slate of projects also includes a post-WWII period drama, a documentary about Ohio factory workers, and an adaptation of Big Short author Michael Lewis's new book, The Fifth Risk, about the dysfunctional shitshow that is our government.

"We love this slate because it spans so many different interests and experiences, yet it’s all woven together with stories that are relevant to our daily lives,” Michelle Obama said in a statement Tuesday. “We think there’s something here for everyone—moms and dads, curious kids, and anyone simply looking for an engaging, uplifting watch at the end of a busy day. We can’t wait to see these projects come to life—and the conversations they’ll generate."

Here's a complete rundown of the seven projects in development, via Netflix:

American Factory

A documentary feature that "takes a deep dive into a post-industrial Ohio, where a Chinese billionaire opens a new factory in the husk of an abandoned General Motors plant and hires two thousand blue collar Americans." The film was picked up by Netflix and Higher Ground after it won Best Directing in a US Documentary at Sundance earlier this year.

Bloom

This scripted drama series from Thelma and Louise screenwriter Callie Khouri is "set in the world of fashion in post-WWII New York City" and centers around "barriers faced by women and by people of color in an era marked by hurdles but also tremendous progress."

Frederick Douglass: Prophet of Freedom

A feature-length biopic about Frederick Douglass, based on David W. Blight's Pulitzer Prize-winning biography of the same name.

Overlooked

A scripted anthology series based on the New York Times's long-running obituary column, "telling the stories of remarkable people whose deaths were not reported by the newspaper."

Listen to Your Vegetables & Eat Your Parents

A children's show from Drunk History's Jeremy Konner and actress Erika Thormahlen aimed at preschool-aged kids. The show "will take young children and their families around the globe on an adventure that tells us the story of our food."

Fifth Risk

A non-fiction series based on Big Short and Moneyball author Michael Lewis's book The Fifth Risk: Undoing Democracy.

Crip Camp

A feature-length documentary about a summer camp in upstate New York where, "just down the road from Woodstock, in the early 1970s, a parallel revolution blossomed in a ramshackle summer camp for disabled teenagers that would transform young lives, and America forever by helping to set in motion the disability rights movement." It is co-directed by a former camper, Jim LeBrecht.

The seven projects are set to roll out over the next couple years, but given the multi-year deal the Obamas have with Netflix, these will probably just be the start of Higher Ground's tenure on the streaming service. Hopefully Obama will tap into his inner nerd and get weird with a sci-fi show next, or a choose-your-own-adventure series about being Leader of the Free World, or maybe a Parks & Rec-style comedy, since the Obamas have been known to love that show. We'll need something to fill that Office-sized hole in our hearts anyway.

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30 Apr 21:06

Unbeatable ‘Jeopardy!’ Champ Says Key To Success Is Threatening Other Contestants With Nail-Studded Baseball Bat During Commercials

by The Onion on Entertainment, shared by The Onion to The Onion

CULVER CITY, CA—Revealing the secret behind his lucrative run on the TV game show, unbeatable Jeopardy! champion James Holzhauer told reporters Tuesday that the key to his success was threatening other contestants with a nail-studded baseball bat during commercial breaks. “My approach is pretty simple: I wait until a…

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30 Apr 18:06

First they came for plastic bags. Then it was straws. Coffee cups are next.

by Emily Chasan and Hema Parmar
IKEA Monkey

Oh, quit whining. Boo fucking hoo, we're trying to make the world a little less garbagy.

The People's Republic of Berkeley, Calif., takes pride in its leadership on all things civic and environmental. The small liberal city east of San Francisco was one of the first U.S. cities to adopt curbside recycling. It banned styrofoam and was early to take on plastic shopping bags. Earlier...

30 Apr 16:56

Job post seeking 'preferably Caucasian' applicants removed

IKEA Monkey

Twist: The CEO and both company owners are Indian-American and the company is 60% minority. Somebody's getting fired.

Job post seeking 'preferably Caucasian' applicants removedFALLS CHURCH, Va. (AP) — A northern Virginia tech staffing company has apologized after an online job posting sought "preferably Caucasian" applicants.


30 Apr 14:42

'Jeopardy!' challenger gives James Holzhauer a run for his money but loses by just $18

by Suzanne Baker
IKEA Monkey

Ooh! So close!

“Jeopardy!” fans tired of James Holzhauer’s dominance on the quiz show likely weren’t disappointed in how the game went down Monday.

Changes already were afoot Saturday when Holzhauer announced on Facebook: “Tragic news! The end of a Jeopardy era is upon us on Monday … as the show's producers have...

30 Apr 14:39

Fred Savage to host after-show parody about a fictional sci-fi series on Fox

by Sam Barsanti on News, shared by Sam Barsanti to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

Um, he hasn't aged

Here’s some crazy meta-bullshit from the folks at Fox: According to Variety, the network has given the green light to What Just Happened??! With Fred Savage, a parody of after-show discussion panels like Talking Dead on AMC. The series will revolve around a fictional sci-fi show called The Flare that is based on a…

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30 Apr 02:50

Chicago cop facing criminal charges fired over separate excessive force incident

by Jeremy Gorner
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Gee what a surprise

A Chicago police officer facing criminal charges over an allegedly unprovoked attack on a woman and man has been fired for a separate on-duty beating just a month earlier.

The 9-0 decision by the mayor-appointed Chicago Police Board to discharge Officer Brett Kahn was noteworthy in part because...

29 Apr 20:14

Rep. Steve King: I can relate to what Christ 'went through'

IKEA Monkey

these fuckwits always want to cosplay as someone who experiences actual persecution

Rep. Steve King (R-IA), who was stripped of his House committee assignments following racist remarks he made in an interview with The New York Times, told constituents he can relate to the suffering of Jesus Christ.
26 Apr 16:50

Jake Gyllenhaal Has Many Beautiful Pictures of Himself

by Maria Sherman
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If I looked like Jake Gyllenhaal, I'd want to just look at myself all day too

According to the best piece of celebrity gossip I’ve heard this year and possibly ever, Jake Gyllenhaal’s taste in art might be more confounding than that of his art critic character, Morf Vandewalt, in the Netflix thriller Velvet Buzzsaw. Apparently he is serially having portraits of himself framed?

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26 Apr 15:11

Just Let People Do Their Jobs

by Diana Moskovitz
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This is why I still read GFY. They NEVER mock the person; they solely focus on the clothing. Sometimes clothing is ugly! Olivia Munn trying to co-opt actual struggles of women by choosing this hill to die on is pretty off the mark.

Lately, I have started every single draft of every single blog with some version of the same first sentence: I am very tired. I am very tired of violence against women. I am very tired of men using our suffering for their (and only their) political gain. I am tired of men telling me what I should be doing. I am tired…

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26 Apr 13:56

This ‘Uncensored’ Right-Wing Facebook Clone Allows Racism but Not Nudity

by Mack Lamoureux
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Behold, the master race

This article originally appeared on VICE Canada.

As Facebook and other platforms attempt to cleanse white nationalists from their sites, one Canadian man is attempting to attract far-right social media users to his website.

That man is Scott Bacheldor, a Saskatchewanian with a website and a dream: take all the far-right people booted from Facebook and place them on his website. Due to the fact that there is, you know, at least one Nazi groups operating on the website (we’ll get into that later) VICE isn’t going to name it. For the rest of this piece, we’ll call it “the site.”

On Bacheldor’s answer to Facebook, racism, conspiracy—pretty much anything except for violence and nudity—is kosher.

"It's a place for people to go to where they don't have to worry about being kicked or banned,” said Bacheldor. “If we have a problem with someone we let them know but everything pretty much goes, except nude pics and pornography." He would later add in a message that if there were “actual white supremacists” on the site he would look into it and “if some people are misbehaving they would go off.”

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A screenshot of the website.

As the debate about the radicalizing effects and extreme toxicity of social media grows to a fever pitch, some companies, including Facebook, are trying to cleanse their platform of extremists in an attempt to battle hate and disinformation (and improve their image). With news of these exoduses growing louder, people like Bacheldor see the now-purged users as a business opportunity, creating a whack-a-mole effect where those deemed too toxic for some platforms are the core user base for others.

Bacheldor’s site, while still very small, could probably best be described as a palette-swapped Facebook clone with an icon straight from Geocities. It has the familiar layout, tabs on the left-hand side, chat options on the right, posting and search tools smack dab in the center, options in the top-right hand corner… you get the drift. It’s when you start to browse the groups and posts you realize something is off.

One of the first pages advertised to me after creating my account was an (albeit tiny) Holocaust revisionist group. That unease doesn’t go away when you move to the “groups” section, as one of the biggest groups on the entire site, sporting about 500 members (or a fifth of the site’s membership to date), is dedicated to the popular and cultish QAnon conspiracy theory. At least a couple of the larger pages are dedicated to the Canadian Yellow Vest movement—initially an anti-Justin Trudeau/pro-oil industry group that has since been co-opted by racist elements.

The activity on Bacheldor’s site varies. A few users are extremely active; most post, at best, infrequently; and a large portion haven’t posted in months. Bacheldor said there are about 2,500 members on his site and that every time news of Facebook bans pop up they experience a surge in membership.

This trend of alternative social media platforms catering to the free speech crowd is nothing new. Gab was created as a response to Twitter, WrongThink as a response to Facebook, Bitchute as a response to YouTube and so on. Jeremy Blackburn, a professor at the University of Alabama at Birmingham, who researches alternative media platforms like the site or Gab, said the creation of sites like this make him uncomfortable.

"Sites like this and sites like Gab are kind of why I'm not entirely comfortable with the whole deplatforming thing,” said Blackburn. “[For Gab], it got them off of Twitter and that's great but now they're just going to create their own thing. It's good because they don't bug everyone on Twitter but it's bad because we don't really know what the hell they're doing over there."

As one would expect from a site built to cater to people kicked of Facebook, this one was born from a grievance. Bacheldor told VICE that he started the site about six months ago when a fringe political group he was involved with, The Republic Party of Canada, had some of their leadership kicked off Facebook. Since its inception, the Facebook clone has banned only six of its users. One they had to ban because they “wouldn’t stop calling people jews” and the rest were due to nudity being posted.

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The site certainly lives up to it’s dedication to so-called free speech and hosts at least one sort of known name in the Canadian extreme-right, Kevin Goudreau and the Canadian Nationalist Front. Goudreau is a well-known neo-Nazi who caused a little bit of a stir when, after the Christchurch shooting, he seemingly made a comment that advised Canadian lone wolf attacks on possible targets. Goudreau was kicked of Facebook at the same time well-known white nationalist Faith Goldy was given the boot.

Now, Goudreau has found a new home on the site. When asked why he signed up there he told VICE, “out of the many sites, this is Canadian, pro-nationalist and freedom of speech.” Other users when asked had a myriad of reasons which ranged from the outright racist, complaining they can’t discuss the “holohoax” on YouTube and Twitter, to the more pragmatic, “it works like FB and there's no Zuck asshole influence.”

Barry Bradlyn, an assistant professor at the University of Illinois who works with Blackburn researching alternative media sites, says sites like the site and others tend to build up influence as they grow. These sites can start to work as a link in a chain for the spread of narratives or conspiracies. An example Bradlyn gives is the way the "[4chan board]/pol is very influential on Gab, Gab is very influential on the Donald, and the r/Donald is very influential on Reddit."

"This isn't just something you can just ignore," he added.

This isn’t Bacheldor’s first rodeo when it comes to trying to squeeze a living out of a website. Over the years, he’s attempted to make a go of it with classified sites kijijiji.com (note the extra “ji,” please), topdollarclassifieds.com, a dating site called youllfindlove.com, a news website, NCBM.ca, and a political site/party as mentioned earlier.

The news website, NCBM, is described by Bacheldor as "pretty much an open platform” that anyone can upload to. The outlet, which is still updated weekly, runs a mix of uncredited stories lifted directly from other sites. These include: the Express, the blog of right-wing provocateur Spencer Fernado, far-right site Voice of Europe, and, in a strange twist, the Canadian parody site The Beaverton. It also runs out-and-out fake news under headlines like “5 MILLION PLUS TO BECOME HOMELESS BECAUSE OF THE CARBON TAX OVER THE NEXT 2 YEARS!!!”

The site is run primarily by Bacheldor who recently says he incorporated it in Saskatchewan. It’s his primary vocation and he is actively searching for advertisers and fundraising in order to improve it.

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Scott Bacheldor. Photo via NCBM Twitter.

While things revolving around social media companies are almost never not weird, things move into the territory of bizarre when discussing the site’s fiances. Bacheldor wildly claimed to VICE that the site was evaluated at $3 million [$2.22 million] but said he couldn’t recall what company actually did the evaluation. He told VICE that in regards to the site’s profits, “20% goes to shareholders, 30% goes to infrastructure and upgrade, and 50% goes to a program called the Canadian Community Project.” The project is Bacheldor’s idea to combat Canadian poverty, it would see him build a Christian community in Saskatchewan where the down and out would be sent to get better, work, and train—according to its constitution punishment for disobeying the community’s rules would be either hard labour or banishment.

According to counters on the side of the CCP site, Bacheldor has raised $75 [$56] of a needed $26.5 million [$20 million].

It’s still too early to say what will become of the site. It could just as easily die out as build a dedicated user base. If it does have a future though, it’s not too hard to see the inmates getting control of this particular asylum. As one can see with other websites built on an almost religious devotion to freedom of speech like Gab, 4Chan, or 8Chan, things can quickly spiral.

"I would expect that at some point this kind of thing, it just runs away from you,” said Blackburn. “Quite frankly, your whole point is radical free speech at the expense of everything else there are consequences to that, right?”

“It's easy for this stuff to get out of control."

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25 Apr 20:43

Blind Items Revealed #5

by ent lawyer
IKEA Monkey

Confirmed: Rhianna is someone I need to be friends with

April 16, 2019

This foreign born permanent A list singer who has multiple lucrative side businesses is spending a great deal of time smoking pot and eating junk food. She says she loves it. Her people want her to do some music and go on tour.

Rihanna
25 Apr 16:12

Fug Nation Loves This J.Crew Sale That Has Me Mildly Concerned About J.Crew

by Jessica
IKEA Monkey

Yo, I just got 3 very nice things for less than $60 (two tops and a pair of pants). If J Crew is your thing, hop on over.

Get in while the getting's good.
25 Apr 13:19

Watch the Wu-Tang Clan rip it up old school on The Tonight Show, of all places

by Dennis Perkins on News, shared by Dennis Perkins to The A.V. Club

Sure, the members of the Wu-Tang Clan are middle-aged, pursuing multiple career paths, occasionally squabbling amongst themselves, and currently pumping up interest in their upcoming, four-part Showtime career retrospective docuseries, Wu-Tang Clan: Of Mics And Men. And yes, the legendary rappers were kicking it on…

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24 Apr 20:24

Here Are Pictures of More Cows

by Alan Taylor

You may recall a collection of cows posted here back in 2015. Below, you will find additional cows.

24 Apr 20:22

Stunning Overhead View of Shaolin Kung Fu Training Exercises

by Jason Kottke

As part of their show Earth From Space, the BBC Earth team shows the coordinated movements of thousands of Shaolin Kung Fu trainees. The number of participants is so large that their movements can easily be seen in a satellite view. I mean:

Shaolin Kung Fu

(via bb)

Tags: martial arts   sports   video
24 Apr 20:21

Sheet-Pan Cuban Sandwiches

by Morgan Eisenberg
IKEA Monkey

I want this

Sheet-Pan Cuban SandwichesGet Recipe!
24 Apr 16:31

How to Spot Swimmers Who Are Drowning

by Michelle Woo
IKEA Monkey

Important and timely!! Recognize the signs and you could save a life!

Drowning should be easy to spot, right? The victims thrash around, screaming for help as they struggle to stay above water.

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24 Apr 14:03

This Was Supposed to Be a Story About a Bizarre Anti-Vaccine Rally and a Sedated Bear. Then It Got Weird.

by Anna Merlan on Gizmodo, shared by Laura M. Browning to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

This is wild

This world is full of surprises, some of them involving anti-vaccine activists, sedated bears, and the small-scale production of literal fake news. A couple of weeks ago, I thought I was working on a quick, weird story about an anti-vaccine activist in Florida who was attempting to hold a rally in her hometown…

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24 Apr 00:10

Jared Kushner Claims That Russian Interference Less Damaging To U.S. Democracy Than Saudi Arabia, Nepotism, Israel, Cambridge Analytica, UAE, Illicit Donations, Erik Prince, Bill Barr, And Financial Entanglements

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion
22 Apr 17:57

Old people discover emoji-laden Facebook banners to tragic, hilarious results

by Reid McCarter on News, shared by Reid McCarter to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

oh no

It was easier, in generations past, to stick to that classic “respect your elders” maxim. When our grandparents were dispensing advice verbally—or in admirably detailed, lengthy letters folded into birthday cards alongside a crisp $20—the wisdom that comes from age was easy to recognize. Now, though, witnessing them…

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22 Apr 16:02

Deep State Gets Nice Militia Felon Man Exercising His Right To Wave Gun At Refugee Children

by Doktor Zoom
IKEA Monkey

Don't these cosplayers have jobs? Also, he already was arrested charged and convicted of pretending to be a cop (a felony) so why does he still have guns?



The FBI has arrested the leader of an armed militia that recorded itself last week "detaining" (kidnapping) a large group of people who had crossed the border into New Mexico -- for patriotism. Larry Mitchell Hopkins, head of the "United Constitutional Patriots" (UCP) gunhumping and pretend border-cop group, was picked up Saturday for being a felon in possession of firearms and ammunition. As of yet, no charges for Hopkins or his group for holding the immigrants, many of them children, against their will while the group called the Border Patrol. As of this morning Donald Trump has not yet issued a pardon to Hopkins or appointed him to a Cabinet position.

Hopkins, who is 69 but not nice, pleaded guilty in 2006 to impersonating a police officer and illegal firearms possession, but he probably had a very patriotic reason for it -- he claimed to be a bounty hunter, after all. Hopkins goes by the name "Johnny Horton Jr." in tribute to the country musician who died in 1960, and says he's a close personal friend of Donald Trump. In fact, Hopkins says Trump is a regular listener of his conspiracy-filled webcasts, and that Trump has personally asked him for intelligence on scary Muslims sneaking into the US -- not from Mexico, but from Canada, since the northern border is where "all of the Muslims are coming in."


UCP is just one of several groups of heavily armed "patriot" groups that have taken it upon themselves to wander around in the southwest desert to protect America from all the ISIS militants, drug smugglers, and Soros-funded child traffickers they're sure are swarming across the border. The Daily Beast spoke to UCP spokesman "Jim," who refused to give his last name (because who wants Soros or Hillary Clinton knowing, right?), who said OF COURSE the Border Patrol is glad for the help:

There's no question about whether or not we work with Border Patrol [...] That's all documented, and not just once. It's documented hundreds and hundreds of times over in the videos that I post.

Last week's video of UCP detaining a large group of migrants, many of them children, showed uniformed Border Patrol officers showing up after the militia called them (about 8 minutes into the video). The incident took place in Sunland Park, New Mexico, a small border town near El Paso, Texas and Ciudad Juarez, Mexico.

US Customs and Border Protection is in full Deny All Knowledge Of Your Activities mode, and says civilians should leave law enforcement up to the pros:

U.S. Customs and Border Protection does not endorse private groups or organizations taking enforcement matters into their own hands. Interference by civilians in law enforcement matters could have public safety and legal consequences for all parties involved.

As the Daily Beast piece reminds us, Mother Jones reporter Shane Bauer in 2016 observed the Border Patrol coordinating with a different armed militia in Arizona, so that may not be the most credible disavowal ever made. "Jim" certainly didn't seem worried about it:

"That is exactly the statement they give and they have to give," Jim said of the agency's comment.

"I would characterize it as an awesome relationship," he said of UCP's alleged relations with Border Patrol. "We have great support within the Border Patrol. You can watch the videos if you disagree."

We'll just assume that "Jim" wanted you to watch the videos so much so you could see the fundraising pitches that were a constant part of UCP media, at least until both GoFundMe and PayPal announced Friday they would no longer process payments to UCP -- probably because both companies are part of the conspiracy. UCP also removed the video showing the detention of all those migrants, although it's been saved elsewhere (you need to look at it in full screen to see it).

UCP's detention of the border crossers, who said in the video they were mostly from Guatemala, hit the news last week when the American Civil Liberties Union called on New Mexico authorities to investigate the incident as a kidnapping. In its letter, the ACLU said, "We cannot allow racist and armed vigilantes to kidnap and detain people seeking asylum."

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham tweeted Friday that her office is "actively working with" the state attorney general and state police, adding, "Menacing or threatening migrant families and asylum-seekers is absolutely unacceptable and must cease." State Attorney General Hector Balderas issued a statement Saturday praising the FBI for arresting Hopkins:

This is a dangerous felon who should not have weapons around children and families [...] Today's arrest by the FBI indicates clearly that the rule of law should be in the hands of trained law enforcement officials, not vigilantes.

"Jim," however, was very insistent that UCP isn't a vigilante group at all, because "We're within our rights" to force migrants to the ground while carrying assault rifles. It's the American way! "They're breaking the law. They went across the border, they've broken the law."

While Hopkins wasn't talking to the press last week, he was far more willing to talk to the Southern Poverty Law Center last October, asserting that he'd been "prewarned" by "very high level" law enforcement sources -- he couldn't say who, but Top Men, you bet -- that his own group was being targeted by very bad hombres, so of course his bunch has to go armed:

"Armed groups are already here," he said. "They're planning on flanking us … to shoot us."

"If we're fired on," he added, "we will fire back."

When the SPLC pressed Hopkins about his claim that he was getting information from high up in the government — or as he put it elsewhere in the conversation, "from the very top" — he remained vague.

The SPLC notes Hopkins also took to Facebook to stress his own potential for martyrdom at the hands of evil bad forces on the border, because he just loves America so much he has to commit felonies in service to the land he loves:

im 69 years old and i am going to the border when i know the enemy is close to the border, i am going to fight and i may give my life but at least i will be there and stand by my oath, they didnt get me when i was in the army and i will stand for our country, if they get me now at least i will die for our country and what keeping america free is all about, GOD WILL GUIDE AND PROTECT ME,

Looks like THEY got him, at least for now. Then again, he's white, so maybe he'll get a fine, a stern warning not to personally carry a gun while directing his militia in the future, and for all we know, an invitation to have cold McDonalds foodproduct at the White House. And once they figure out a new way to get donations, just imagine how much money they'll collect, now that the Deep State is out to get them!

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20 Apr 03:48

"True Detective Pikachu" is shockingly good execution of a delightfully dumb idea

by William Hughes on News, shared by William Hughes to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

This is.... something

Let’s not beat around the Bulbasaur here, people: The concept for Sam Haft’s new comedy video, “True Detective Pikachu” is pretty much all right there in the title. It’s classic online comedy fodder: Take the upcoming Ryan Reynolds lightning rat vehicle Detective Pikachu, fill it with a lot of grisly murders and…

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20 Apr 01:16

Let CupcakKe's 'Old Town Hoe' Remix Fuel Thine Weekend

by Maria Sherman, Clover Hope, and Frida Garza on The Muse, shared by Maria Sherman to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

Holy shit this remix is AMAZING. HEadphones on. This is FILTHY.

Hell yeah: CupcakKe, “Old Town Hoe” (Old Town Road Remix) - I woke up this morning fully believing there’s no way to improve upon Lil Nas X’s country trap hit “Old Town Road”—especially after the Billy Ray Cyrus remix—but lord help me, I was so wrong, so naive, so young. After one listen to CupcakKe’s “Old Town Hoe”…

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18 Apr 20:09

Bee-wildering! Hives of Notre-Dame in miraculous survival

Bee-wildering! Hives of Notre-Dame in miraculous survivalSome 200,000 bees inhabiting hives in Notre-Dame cathedral survived the inferno that engulfed the heritage landmark in a miraculous escape, their beekeeper said Thursday. Until this morning, I had had no news," said beekeeper Nicolas Geant who looks after the hives which are kept on top of a sacristry that adjoins the cathedral. It has become increasingly customary in the French capital for bee hives to be introduced at seemingly unlikely locations, including also at the Paris Opera.


18 Apr 19:29

Amber Ruffin revises her own joke on air, nails it

by Alani Vargas on News, shared by Alani Vargas to The A.V. Club
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This is very funny and worth 6 minutes of your time

Part of being a comedian is obsessing over the punchlines you should’ve told, but there’s no shame in sharing an alternate button now and then. Take Late Night With Seth Meyers’ Amber Ruffin, for example, who proved on air that sometimes it’s worth it to take a second stab at laughter.

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18 Apr 18:42

Bad news, everyone: Elon Musk has discovered the "absolute unit" meme

by Reid McCarter on News, shared by Reid McCarter to The A.V. Club
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I will never not LOL at that picture of Elon Musk smoking a joint

Elon Musk, the man whose professional image is meant to hinge on cutting-edge ideas, can’t help himself from looking hopelessly out of touch on the internet. Musk’s recent history includes, unfortunately for us, the Harambe rap. There is also last fall’s Twitter request for the “dankest memes,” which came soon after a…

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18 Apr 17:21

The Undeniable Appeal of NoHo Hank

by Kate Dries
IKEA Monkey

Barry is amazing and Noho Hank is THE BEST

It was during the premiere of the second season of Barry, the HBO show starring Bill Hader about a hitman unsuccessfully trying to give up doing hits, that I realized what was going on. Hader, playing the titular Barry, is working at Lululemon to make money while he pursues his passion for acting and his deep desire to no longer kill people. He is bickering with his coworker, when a distinctive voice interjects.

"Excuse me sir," a man in a blonde, early days Bieber wig and a purple Hawaiian shirt says, his accent somewhat undefinable. He holds up a small pair of green running shorts. "Do you have these pants in size medium?" He is NoHo Hank, and at that moment I knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon.

NoHo Hank, played by actor Anthony Carrigan, possesses a lot of characteristics that might lead one to strongly believe I should take my affections elsewhere. The first is definitely the most, if not the only, important one: he is a high-ranking member of a Chechen gang who is dismissive of the ethics of murdering people as a means of getting what you want.

But to his legions of fans, Hank is also hilarious (albeit accidentally), has a soft spot for Barry, and has fantastic dance skills. And while last season he was funny, bursting onto every scene with his perfect ~chill vibes~ attitude that seemed challenging to uphold while one spends the day organizing hits on people, this season he shows real depth, a desire for success that has long eluded him, ideally with less blood shed than in the past. So far in Season 2, we have learned that life has been extremely good since the Chechens formed their alliance with a Bolivian crew; they all live together in ostensible peace and harmony in a New Age-y stash house.

"I think this is the happiest I have probably ever been in my life," Hank writes in a letter to his family back in Chechnya, after explaining that—in an accent laced with wannabe surfer bro, that waffles in and out as someone in and out of two very different kinds of lives might—"The LA operation is going super great." We see shots of him playing volleyball with his fellow gang members, and lying around in a bed that wouldn't look out of place in a television show about hip post-college young people who have taken over some unidentified loft space as they seek to figure out the meaning of life. He is reading Thomas Friedman's 1999 book The Lexus and the Olive Tree, a book on the age of globalization that, in short, advocates nations stay at peace with one another because it's good business.

NoHo Hank lies on his bed on his laptop

Of course, the commune is soon threatened. Hank is extremely perturbed to learn that the Bolivians want to shake things up by adding a third to their monogamous relationship: a Burmese gang. With this development, his closest attempt at a normal life while still being an active member of the family is at risk. As Barry himself has tried to veer away from his number one skill (assassinating people), and clumsily at that, so Hank has tried to move towards enlightenment, albeit slowly. The one major difference between the two "best friends" is there is far less angst in Hank's attempts than in Barry's. Episode 3 includes Hank celebratorily dancing with a man Barry has just shot, because Barry has agreed to train members of the Chechen gang so they can push out the Burmese. "50-50, with Cristobal," Hank sings to himself, the possibility of retaining his power ranking glistening in front of him like a mirage of an oasis in the desert.

NoHo Hank is dopey and hapless, like a young puppy, but also smart and pithy, and, sometimes, very scary. He has an unlikely semi-friendship with Barry—he loves him but it also seems like he will be the death of him, one day, probably at the end of the series. “I would describe Hank as a very polite, very upbeat, very optimistic, and thoughtful mobster. He’s going to do his best to fulfill his life of organized crime while also making friends, and maybe [doing] some people-pleasing along the way," Carrigan told Vanity Fair last year. And to the New York Post this week: “I would describe Hank as a Chechen mobster with a heart of gold. He’s someone who came from Chechnya and really ‘feels’ Los Angeles and really wants to acclimate. He’s trying desperately to blend in with the crowd, which is not going to happen."

Carrigan's comedic timing has been noted many times since the show first aired last year. Earlier this week, while watching the third episode of this season (when the dancing occurs), I wrote on Instagram of Hank, "I love him, He's perfect." The response from my friends was rabid. "This scene is magic in that I am in awe of it and don't understand how it possibly happened #NohoHankHive" a friend wrote. "I loooove him" a few said, echoing my feelings exactly. "The fucking best," responded another. One simply sent heart emojis—the kind where the heart has an arrow through it—and three exclamation points.

NoHo Hank dancing on the roof

The responses to a similar comment on Twitter about Hank being my new celebrity crush were the same. "J'adore"; "sparks joy"; "I'm obsessed" were some sentiments shared. Human sexual impulses being the mystery that they are, I cannot assume all feel the full attraction towards the character that I do, but since Barry first aired, Carrigan has consistently been considered a highly important part of its strong ensemble cast, award nominations (and wins), and overall positive press reception.

Attraction to Hank might be considered odd, largely in part (outside of the murdering) because of his stereotypically "evil" look—the tattoos, and hairlessness, specifically, but also his slightly tweaked fashion choices, a favoritism towards slides and loafers in particular. Carrigan has repeatedly spoken about how he suffers from alopecia, which causes hair loss, and it is the obvious driver behind his distinctive vibe. It was also a large part of why he thought he might have to stop acting entirely, as he's shared movingly several times. (Bald men are hot, but Hollywood and the world at large seem to avoid that fact, even now.)

As such, the combination of his physical presentation and literal choices could have easily shoved Hank in with a long history of Bad, Reasonably Attractive but Nothing Special Men on television who were turned by their audiences into likable sex symbols. See the commonly cited Tony Soprano, or Walter White, or even Barry himself. As Hader has explained, after an early screening of the show, a viewer said they found Barry's self-involved actor girlfriend Sally to be "kind of irredeemable." Emily Heller, a writer on the show, shot back, "Barry’s a murderer! Barry kills people, but she’s unlikable because she’s ambitious!?” The moment was so telling of the tropes we find ourselves falling into that Hader expanded on this moment in a recent profile in The New Yorker as well:

The show strives to undercut Hader’s charisma. Whereas “Killing Eve,” the BBC America show about a hit woman, treats each murder as a Baroque opera, “Barry” ’s murders have all the glamour of security-camera footage. “I feel complicit in the violence of the show,” Hader said. “So it needs to be treated very carefully, not glorified. When Barry strangles Paco, I said, ‘There should be kid toys everywhere, because Barry should know: this kid’s not going to have a dad anymore.’ ” He acknowledged, however, that he was “shocked by how many people like Barry. Because it’s not ‘He kills people, but he’s really just like you and me.’ Barry is a murderer. His truth is super fucking sad and ugly. But people see me and think, Oh, it’s that funny guy!” After a screening of the show on the Sony lot last year, a male agent said, “I find Sally a little unlikable.” One of the show’s female writers fired back, “Yeah, but Barry fucking kills people.”

But Hank is not appealing once you set aside or outright ignore his murderous tendencies, as audiences have willingly done with Soprano, or White, and now Barry; he is appealing because of them. Which is also not to say he is appealing because he is a murderer! But instead, because he seems to accept and be completely forthright about all of his qualities, good and bad. Hank is proud of himself for being good at something (organized gang violence and thievery), and sees that skill as one worth being impressed with. He does not oscillate back and forth, spewing emotional wreckage in his wake, like Tony Soprano. He does not wrack himself with constant guilt like Barry. He does not linger over the morality of his choices, nor his ostensibly less than traditional leading man looks. He is clear. He is funny. While Barry wraps himself into knots over his choices, Hank is coming to his realizations with less pain, and in that, suggests to the viewing audience that self-actualization does not always have to be the protracted, exhausting process we know it to be. It can even be funny. Is that messaging realistic? Perhaps not. Does it make it easier for us to sympathize with and like Barry over Hank, and, therefore, make Hank seem like more of a monster, less of a considerate human, by contrast? Absolutely.

But there is no inherent morality in showing remorse for your horrible actions if you repeatedly do little to actually stop or repent for them. Hank might be following his own flawed compass, but in many ways, he is behaving more consistently than Barry, and as such, is much less the tired flawed male anti-hero we have grown accustomed to fawning over. You can watch Hank and love him, and never for a second delude yourself into thinking he's a good person because he just wishes he could give up the bad.

There is a scene this season where Barry, grappling with his choices, tries to get real with Hank, or, depending on how you look at it, tries to absolve himself. "Am I evil?" Barry asks, his voice dropping, tender, sensitive. "Am I like, an evil person?"

"Oh my god! Absolutely! Do I not tell you that enough? You are like, the most evil guy I know man," Hank responds, effusively, ever the supportive friend missing the mark as he tries to do the right thing.

“I have certain ideas, for sure,” Carrigan told Vanity Fair, of the roles he'd like to play next. “Maybe surprising people by playing the romantic lead, or playing a character that’s very unexpected.” Bro: I look forward to it, but it won't be unexpected. At least not to me.

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