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12 Feb 18:00

Great Job, Internet!: Chelsea Peretti takes tech industry’s money, makes fun of them at Crunchies Awards

by Chris Dart
IKEA Monkey

I love her

Chelsea Peretti hosted the Crunchies Monday night, TechCrunch’s annual award show for startups, and while she may have taken the check, she clearly refused to massage Silicon Valley’s massive collective ego.

She started off with a joke about the tech industry’s mass gentrification of the Bay Area, then rapidly followed up with a gangbang joke. Peretti—who has at least some familiarity with the tech biz thanks to being the sister of BuzzFeed founder Jonah Peretti—went on to say she hated “all white men,” and suggested that the Crunchies’ mascot was originally going to be “a drone with a big penis just pissing on the city of San Francisco.”

She also spent a ton of time ripping the industry’s lack of diversity, suggesting they shouldn’t have picked a white host, asking if they were hiding the female leadership up in the balcony, and suggesting ...

12 Feb 02:32

Ellen Degeneres, With Justin Bieber, Surprises Impoverished Detroit School with $500,000

by Joanna Rothkopf
IKEA Monkey

oh holy shit for a second I didn't know which one was ellen and which one was justin

On Thursday, Ellen Degeneres appeared via video conference to the students and staff at Spain Elementary-Middle School in Detroit, a school beset by poor funding and abysmal conditions, to announce a surprise donation of $500,000.

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12 Feb 01:19

News in Brief: Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man

IKEA Monkey

it me

EDISON, NJ—Repeatedly emphasizing that the ruffled potato chips and accompanying French onion dip were just too good, a report released Thursday confirmed that someone needs to get them away from local partygoer Ian Ashcraft before he eats the whole thing. “Seriously, someone better take these things from Ashcraft—he just can’t help himself,” read the report in part, which went on to describe the man, who spent much of the evening standing beside the snack table, as “bad” and “so bad” for continuing to consume the snack after repeatedly stating he should stop. “These things are going to be all gone if somebody doesn’t grab the bowl out of his hand right now. For real, don’t leave them near him, or he might just eat every one of them himself, that’s how good they are. Okay, last one!” The report went on to speculate that ...











11 Feb 20:02

Fug or Fab: The Fannings in Saint Laurent

by Heather
IKEA Monkey

My eye makeup looks liked Elle's after my walk to the train station in the morning, when its 5 degrees and my eyes won't stop watering. I should just learn to take my makeup with me to work and apply it once I get there.

Elle and Dakota dakota fanning elle fanning 
Welcome back, Fannings! It’s been a while. I see you’ve been investing in a lot of makeup. Read More ...
11 Feb 19:56

Bear-the-Australian-Shepherd

IKEA Monkey

this dog is 95% floof and 5% dog

Bear-the-Australian-Shepherd puppy
Bear loves to cuddle and be pet. She is very friendly and loves everyone from the mailman to her dog neighbors. She has one blue and one green eye and loves to play in the snow and leaves. She came to us from Montana and has definitely brought a little bit of cowgirl to Boston.

11 Feb 19:11

Severed feet (still inside shoes) keep mysteriously washing up on Pacific Northwest shores

IKEA Monkey

This is so bizarre and morbid











11 Feb 19:07

Marco Rubio Is Literally Falling Apart

by Allie Jones
IKEA Monkey

Poor baby

After coming in a depressing fifth place in the New Hampshire primary this week, Marco Rubio is coming undone. Just look at him.

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11 Feb 18:21

Father of 13-Year-Old Virginia Tech Victim Found Out His Daughter Had Been Murdered on the News

by Christina Catherine Martinez
IKEA Monkey

oh how awful :(

Mourners exiting Nicole Lovell’s funeral on Feb 4th

13-year-old Nicole Lovell disappeared from her home in Virginia on January 27, and her body was found four days later just north of the state line in North Carolina. A neighbor told the Associated Press that Nicole had revealed to the neighbor’s daughter that she was going to sneak out to meet her boyfriend, an older man she met online. On February 4, 18-year-old David Eisenhauer and 19-year-old Natalie Keepers, both Virginia Tech students, were charged with plotting Lovell’s kidnapping and murder.

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11 Feb 15:21

How to Eat Ramen, According to a Professional Chef

by Anna Green
IKEA Monkey

1) Watch the movie Tampopo 2) Do what they do, because you'll want ramen so bad after watching Tampopo

Professional chef Ivan Orkin has a few tips for eating ramen quickly and comfortably.

11 Feb 15:16

'Titanic II' Replica Ship to Set Sail in 2018

by Caitlin Schneider
IKEA Monkey

I've seen this movie. Its an Asylum movie and its so bad its great.

A liner for those who want to experience history firsthand.

11 Feb 00:29

Walgreens Installing Drug Disposal Kiosks In 500 Stores

by Ashlee Kieler
IKEA Monkey

god, finally. I hope we get it in IL. Disposing of drugs is so cumbersome. In IL you're supposed to put them in a bag and bring them to a designated drop-off point, usually a police station. Most people just throw them in the garbage or flush them which is just terrible for the ecosystem, and possibly dangerous if someone fishes them out of the trash. This is such a fuckin no brainer.

(Mike Mozart)

Do you have old and expired medicine just sitting in your medicine cabinet and you’re not quite sure how to get rid of it? Walgreens is installing kiosks in 500 stores in the hope of giving customers a way to quickly and easily dispose of their unused drugs.

The first kiosks will be installed in California before then expanded to 39 other states and Washington, D.C. later this year.

“The medication disposal kiosks allow individuals to safely and conveniently dispose of their unwanted, unused or expired prescriptions, including controlled substances, and over-the-counter medications, at no cost,” Walgreens said in a statement. The kiosks “will offer one of the best ways to ensure medications are not accidentally used or intentionally misused by someone else.”

Drop-off is available during regular pharmacy hours, and all day at locations open 24-hours.

“Walgreens pharmacists play an important role in counseling patients on the safe use of their medications, and now we are leading the way in retail pharmacy’s fight against prescription drug abuse,” said Richard Ashworth, Walgreens president of pharmacy and retail operations. “We understand the challenges our communities face, and we stand ready to help our patients and customers lead healthier lives. When the stakes are this high, the solutions must be comprehensive.”

In addition to installing drug drop-off kiosks, Walgreens announced it will also make naloxone, a drug used to reverse the effects of heroin and other opiods in the event of an overdose, available without a prescription at more than 5,800 stores this year.

10 Feb 22:34

Well Played: Rebel Wilson in Theia

by Heather
IKEA Monkey

Stunning!!

rebel wilson Rebel Wilson 
Let’s start at the very beginning: Her hair is REALLY thick and bouncy and delicious right now. But I also like the confidence of the dress, and of the wearer, who appears to be saying, “CHECK ME OUT YOU GUYS. I’m a dish.” That color is spectacular, the petals are apparently all hand-cut, and she looks like Read More ...
10 Feb 18:20

How to change someone’s mind, according to science

by Ana Swanson
IKEA Monkey

The caption for the stock photo used at the beginning of the article should be "what its like to be a woman on the internet"

Quarreling kids - boy shouting at little girl, isolated (iStock)

The universe is constantly clamoring to change your mind about something – whether it’s in the form of Twitter feuds, political debates or Mountain Dew’s horrible “puppy monkey baby” Super Bowl ad. But how many of these appeals to alter our views really succeed?

A new paper from researchers at Cornell University sheds some light on how and why people are convinced to change their minds. The researchers analyzed nearly two years of postings on ChangeMyView, a forum on the internet community reddit where posters present an argument and invite people to reason against them.

These arguments on ChangeMyView range widely in terms of topic. “People don’t define who they are, their genetics and environment do,” reads one. “Zoos are immoral,” says another. “I think that the vast majority of Bernie supporters are selfish and ill-informed,” reads one thread, which received 1125 comments in one day.

Unlike the mindless clashes you often see on Twitter or Facebook, commentors on ChangeMyView explain their reasoning at length. The forum also requires the poster let others know when their view has changed by awarding the other poster a ∆ (a “delta,” the Greek letter used in math to denote change) and explaining exactly what modified their view. By looking at these exchanges, the researchers can study exactly what persuades people outside the laboratory and also have access to mass quantities of data.

Their research suggests that the arguments that end up changing people’s minds have certain dynamics. Numbers are important: The more people that try to persuade the original poster, the greater the likelihood of changing their view. So is timing: Those who write back first to the post first are more likely to persuade the original poster than those who write later, as the lefthand chart below shows.

Interestingly, the researchers find that some back-and-forth exchange between participants is a sign of success in convincing someone, but that a lot of it is a sign of failure -- shown in the chart below on the right.

After five rounds of back-and-forth comments between the original poster and the challenger, the challenger has virtually no chance of receiving a delta, they write. “Perhaps while some engagement signals the interest of the [original poster], too much engagement can indicate futile insistence.” One reddit user summed it up like this: “Lesson being that if you haven’t convinced someone after four replies each, your argument isn’t gonna be the one to move them.”

"Winning arguments," Chenhao Tan et. al.

"Winning arguments," Chenhao Tan et. al.

There are also significant differences in language between arguments that persuade and those that don't.

The researchers find that the factor most linked with successfully persuading someone is using different words than the original posts do – a sign that commentators are bringing in new points of view. They find that longer replies tend to be more convincing, as do arguments that use calmer language.

The research suggests that using specific examples is a big help. Definite articles (“the” rather than “a”) are more present in persuasive arguments, suggesting that it helps to speak in specifics. Successful arguments use the phrases “for example,” “for instance,” and “e.g.” more often. Quotations and question marks don’t appear to help the argument, but including links to supporting material does.

Surprisingly, they find that hedging – using language like “it could be the case” – is actually associated with more persuasive arguments. While hedging can signal a weaker point of view, the researchers say that it can also make an argument easier to accept by softening its tone.

Finally, they argue that language tells us something about whether the person’s mind can be changed in the first place. The researchers note that the language a person uses to express the original opinion shows, to a great extent, whether their opinion is malleable or not.

They find that first person pronouns (“I”) indicate an opinion is malleable, but first person plural pronouns (“we”) suggest the opposite. Changeable opinions are also expressed more calmly and more positively, using words including “help” and “please,” and more adjectives and adverbs.

Stubborn views are expressed with more excitement, and using decisive words like “anyone,” “certain,” and “nothing,” and superlative adjectives like “worst” and “best.”

Use these strategies when you argue, but remember that convincing someone of your point of view is no easy task. The researchers point out that, even in this reddit forum where people are expressly charged with being open-minded, opinions don’t change in the majority of cases.

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10 Feb 17:16

Well Played: Julianne Moore in Valentino

by Heather
IKEA Monkey

gorgeous witchy shit

Julianne Moore 
Capes: Everybody’s wearing them. But when they work, why not get on board? This is so much better than the urinary asparagus Givenchy gown she just wore. Between that and a one-sleeved bit of drama like this, even if it IS in her crutch color, I will choose Young Professor McGonagall Has A Saucy Past No Read More ...
10 Feb 14:36

The bees are dying because people keep moving them around, facilitating the spread of a wing-breakin

by Brendan O'Connor
IKEA Monkey

PESKY BEES

The bees are dying because people keep moving them around, facilitating the spread of a wing-breaking virus. Also: “A picture with an earlier version of this article, using information from a photo agency, was published in error. It was of a fly mimicking a bee, not a bee.”

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10 Feb 14:35

Listen to This Experimental Music Created by 40,000 Bees

by Andrew LaSane
IKEA Monkey

PESKY BEES

"The first time you lift them out there’s this incredible, visceral hum."

09 Feb 23:46

Newswire: Red Lobster sales surge after securing coveted Beyoncé sex endorsement

by Katie Rife
IKEA Monkey

Amazing

Far from the New England-themed Olive Garden equivalent implied by its suspiciously inexpensive shrimp, Red Lobster is actually a very classy establishment perfect for celebrating special occasions like birthdays, engagements, and a vigorous pounding. Don’t take our word for it, though: This comes straight from the internet’s lord and savior, Beyoncé, who sings on her new track, “Formation:”

“When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, ‘cause I slay.”

She probably even springs for the Seaside Sampler platter and the Top-Shelf Margarita, because one good d(eed) deserves another. Anyway, creating an association between having sex with Beyoncé and Red Lobster in the public consciousness is the best marketing the seafood chain is likely ever going to get. And the results are already showing: CNBC reports that sales at Red Lobster were up 33 percent this past Sunday compared to last year. And with ...

09 Feb 20:53

Brie Larson Tried To Guess Who Won The Super Bowl, And Failed Horribly

by davelozo
IKEA Monkey

Corey, yr girl at least knows Chicago sports teams

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Brie Larson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday and revealed she did not watch the Super Bowl. This may seem surprising, but while about 100 million Americans watch the game, about 200 million do not, and 200 million is twice as big as 100 million.

So, of course, once she revealed she didn’t know the team that won, hijinks ensued. She tried to guess the name of the team using only the power of thought.

“The … Cougars.”

What? That’s not even a real NFL team. The Broncos won! They beat the Panthers! Why don’t you know sports, Brie?

“The Bears?”

Really? They didn’t even make the playoffs, Brie. The receiving corps was devastated by season’s end and the trade of Jared Allen didn’t do much to help the team’s morale. This is a terrible answer.

“The Cubs!”

They are a baseball team. This is getting embarrassing for all of us, Brie. Sports are an essential part of life, and if you don’t know who won an objectively terrible football game, how can you expect to function in society?

Brie Larson is an Oscar-nominated actress for her role in Room, but clearly there is room for improvement when it comes to knowing sports information.

09 Feb 20:53

Hey How'd Your Fantasy Puppy Bowl Team Do? Mine Was Mostly Useless Garbage Dogs.

by Barry Petchesky
IKEA Monkey

The Terrier Tuffies scored 27 points, suck it

My cool team of puppies turned out to be a team of Star and two total losers. Despite high hopes for my fantasy Puppy Bowl team, Countess scored a measly field goal (I’m not totally sure how a dog does that) and Gryffin didn’t even see the field, perhaps being busted during Puppy Bowl Week for soliciting a leg.

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09 Feb 17:47

McDonald's Serves Up an American-Inspired Fried Cheese Patty Sandwich in France

by Q
IKEA Monkey

What exactly does France think we eat?

McDonald's is serving a sandwich featuring a fried, breaded cheese patty in lieu of beef or chicken as part of an American-themed menu dubbed the "American Winter" menu.

While it might be American-themed, the Breaded Cheese Sandwich isn't something you'd find at any fast food chain here in the U.S.. Besides the cheese patty, the sandwich also includes lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese sauce. The breaded cheese patty can also be found in a wrap on the same menu.

Variations on the Breaded Cheese Sandwich on the American Winter menu replace the breaded cheese with more standard combinations like beef patties, cheddar cheese, and bacon or beef patties, mushrooms, cheddar cheese, and grilled onions.

Also on the menu are "Winter Fries," which are flat, rectangular, crinkle-cut fries; not a common shape for fries here in the U.S.

Photos via McDonald's France.
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09 Feb 17:27

What's killing U.S. life expectancy?

IKEA Monkey

Guns, huh. Weird.

Americans die younger than people in other high-income countries, and drug poisonings, gun injuries and motor vehicle crashes are largely to blame, a study finds.









09 Feb 16:31

Man Arrested For Allegedly Throwing A Live Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window

by Mary Beth Quirk
IKEA Monkey

Interior crocodile alligator
I drive through the Wendys a real agitator

(WPTV.com)
There are a few things alligators do well: chomping on stuff, looking like dinosaurs, and gliding around in swamps, marshes, and the like. They are not good at flying, however, and as such, should not be tossed carelessly into the drive-thru window at Wendy’s. A Florida man was arrested recently for allegedly attempting to do just such a thing.

While it’s unclear whether he was asking employees to cook up the reptile, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report says the man heaved the gator into a Wendy’s restaurant in Royal Palm Beach last October, reports WPTV. The suspect was only just taken into custody by U.S. Marshals recently, however.

Officials say the 23-year-old man had pulled up to grab his order, and a server handed him a drink. When the worker turned around, the man allegedly reached into the back of his truck and threw the three-and-a-half foot alligator through the open window, where it landed inside the restaurant.

Law enforcement say the suspect admitted to picking up the alligator by the side of the road and bringing it with him to Wendy’s. The gator was later released into a nearby canal to go about his day, while the customer is facing charges of aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator.

Man accused of tossing gator into Wendy’s drive-thru window [WPTV.com]

08 Feb 21:03

Editorial Cartoon: Editorial Cartoon: ‘Blind Inundate’

IKEA Monkey

Super LOL











08 Feb 20:27

I Have Never Heard Of, Much Less Eaten, Any of the Foods in This Juice Lady's Food Diary 

by Jia Tolentino
IKEA Monkey

her last name is Bacon

“I usually wake up at 6:30am,” begins the food diary of Amanda Chantal Bacon, published last May on Elle and currently making the internet rounds again. “[I] start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.”

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08 Feb 20:09

Photos: Logan Square 'Witches' Put A Hex On Rahm And Local 'Slumlords'

by Rachel Cromidas
IKEA Monkey

This is the most logan square thing ever

 
Three women whose affordable housing activism resembles both performance art and paganism led a ritual "action" in Logan Square Saturday afternoon to put a hex on Mayor Rahm Emanuel and so-called slumlords, and a "protective spell" on the Northwest Side. [ more › ]








08 Feb 18:14

Great Job, Internet!: The Olsen twins know that it’s always a good day when pizza is involved

by Joe Blevins

When it comes to certain bits of pop culture ephemera, the internet is never satisfied. Its hunger is never sated. There is always one more parody, one more mashup, or one more deeply ironic remix to be done. Take as an example “Gimme Pizza,” the much-ridiculed, oft-adapted song from Michael Kruzan’s 1995 straight-to-video offering You’re Invited to Mary Kate And Ashley’s Sleepover Party, one of the many Clinton-era vehicles for the famed Olsen twins. This novelty number about unlikely pizza toppings (marshmallows, fish, meatloaf, etc.), originally intended for undiscriminating children, has become one of the internet’s most stubborn memes, inspiring derivative after derivative since it was rediscovered circa 2010. Part of the credit/blame must go to the song’s profoundly ridiculous video, featuring some drastic overacting and surreal editing. And just when the world thought “Gimme Pizza” was all used up, along comes Lee Olsen ...

08 Feb 17:02

Deadspin Up All Night: I Got Hot Sauce In My Bag

by Patrick Redford
IKEA Monkey

This video is great

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Swag.

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05 Feb 18:24

Hungry Sea Lion Pup Seats Herself In A Booth At Fancy San Diego Restaurant

by Mary Beth Quirk
IKEA Monkey

Aww little baby!

(SeaWorld, via Reuters)
We’ve heard tales of animals taking a walk on the tame side and frequenting human businesses before, but usually we’re talking about bears, more bears, deer, more deer, and other strictly land animals. Things are a bit different in San Diego, where a hungry sea lion pup eschewed the surf and took a table for herself at a fancy seaside restaurant.

A sea lion pup on the skinny side apparently made her way down a ramp from the beach and went through a door left open by a restaurant cleaning crew, the chef told Reuters.

The staff was amused when the pup climbed into a booth “almost like she wanted to have dinner,” he added.

It’s unclear whether the marine mammal could afford any of the items on the menu at the white table-cloth restaurant, she wasn’t given the chance to put in an order anyway: a rescue team from SeaWorld San Diego arrived to pull the barking pup from the booth and transport it to the theme park for care, a spokesman for the tourist center said.

The pup was malnourished and lethargic, at less than half the normal size for its age, the spokesman said, adding, however, that SeaWorld staff is “guardedly optimistic” they can nurse her back to health and release her into the wild eventually.

Sea lion takes a booth at San Diego restaurant on the beach [Reuters]

05 Feb 17:40

How Men's Rights Activists Make Money Off White Dudes Who Want to Feel Oppressed

by Matt Broomfield

Daryush "Roosh V" Valizadeh. Photo by Bartek Kucharczyk via Wikimedia Commons

Men's rights activism bears all the hallmarks of a typical conspiracy theory. The projection of subliminally-perceived personal failings onto an othered social group, the conviction that this group has infiltrated the upper echelons of society to promote its own agenda, the belief that members of the movement have "taken the red pill" and perceived a reality that normal members of society cannot see.

And as with many cultish conspiracy theories, the people who promulgate the MRA gospel can profit massively from the devotion of their followers. Virulent misogynist he may be, pickup artist Daryush "Roosh V" Valizadehwho once said rape should be legal "if done on private property"—is primarily in it for the money.

On Monday, news broke that Roosh was organizing a global series of meetups for his "fellow tribesmen." Newspapers, politicians, and activists in over 40 countries discovered that hordes of MRAs would be congregating at 165 locations worldwide for an "International Meetup Day." Press coverage was wall-to-wall and apoplectic, as Roosh intended all along—because his aim is not to unite young men against the oppressive forces of female empowerment, but to profit from the desire of young white men to feel oppressed.

In 2015, Roosh hit the headlines in Canada, following a campaign he swiftly dubbed the "Battle of Montreal." It was a grandiose name for an unremarkable event. Canadian feminists angered by Roosh's neo-masculinist ideology protested against a couple of speaking appearances in Vancouver and Montreal. Roosh urged his supporters to "counterattack" and threaten his feminist nemeses online. In a shocking denouement, a protester threw a beer over Roosh. That was more or less it.

But Google analytics show how searches for Roosh and his website spiked in the weeks of the "Battle," before slumping back to their usual level. Learning from the events of last summer, Roosh has now engineered a headline-grabbing controversy on a much larger scale.

When contacted for comment, Roosh said: "You're an idiot. I'm not making any money off this." But if this weekend's meetups were truly intended to be clandestine, Roosh would not have posted their locations and passwords on a public webpage. Rather, he constructed a honey trap for the media, with his fervent supporters as bait. Then he sat back and watched the coverage pour in, sweeping visitors towards his online store. As this week's story exploded, he shared metrics flaunting the explosion in views to his website, comparing his search-engine ranking to arch-controversialist Milo Yiannopoulos while bragging about his own "infamy."

In its rejection of patriarchal notions of masculinity, feminist theory offers solutions to issues genuinely affecting men, such as high rates of suicide and the stigmatization of mental health issues. But it is "infamy," not the suffering of men, which is Roosh's primary concern.

As such, Roosh repeatedly presents feminism as a "war" against men. " is mere purgatory until a newly devised outrage sends them to hell," he writes. "Those who don't pick up arms... will suffer most." His pseudo-militaristic rhetoric is calculated to appeal to angry young men, desperate to feel a sense of inclusion and importance.

Pickup artists generate profit along broadly similar lines to the Western military-industrial complex. First, take a disenfranchised, embittered man, frustrated by the lack of opportunities for financial and sexual advancement in civilian/beta society. Second, convince him that he can give his life meaning by uniting with other men to assert his dominance over inferior bodies. (Degenerate brown bodies in one instance; biologically inferior female bodies in the other). Tell him that this war is just, and his part in it significant.

Finally, sell him an AK-47 or a self-published e-book called Day Bang: How to Casually Pick Up Girls During the Day, and reap the spoils of war.

Roosh's profits directly flow from the PayPal accounts of his male acolytes. But the phantom oppression he engenders in the minds of his supporters manifests as actual oppression enacted on the bodies of women worldwide.

Women die at the hands of foot soldiers in the MRA war against women. Frustrated to the point of rage by a nine-year dry spell, George Sodini sought the advice of pickup artists like Roosh. He went to their conferences, bought their books, and posted on their forums.

But his investment failed to generate any sexual return. Journal entries detail his rage at the "30 million... desirable single women" who he calculates "rejected" him. So he shot three "desirable" women to death, and then killed himself.

PUAs seized upon his suicide as proof that "celibacy is walking death," weaponizing his "failure" to hawk their products. "Don't Be George Sodini—Seriously—Get some game and get real," wrote one MRA huckster, linking to his own online store.

Sodini is an extreme case, but he embodies the lies peddled by Roosh and his ilk. In reality, there are a couple of reasons why men aren't getting laid: Either they fall outside of patriarchally-imposed norms of attractiveness, or they're sexist pricks.

But MRAs offer an enticing third option, far easier than working to deconstruct external patriarchal values and internalized patriarchal behaviors. The "red pill" offers up a tangible, external enemy, and the subsequent opportunity to wallow in self-pity about the unfairness of a supposedly matriarchal society that won't let you get your end away.

Roosh preys on this deluded craving for suffering to engender attitudes that leave women beaten, belittled, and marginalized, and sexually frustrated men more furious than ever at women—and thus more likely to buy Roosh's books. Those who buy into neo-masculinist ideology are not lions led by donkeys, but "betas" led by "alphas."

Related: Watch Broadly's documentary on the fight to end revenge porn

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Both the "Battle of Montreal" and the forthcoming meetups are framed as acts of pseudo-military resistance. Articles on Roosh's website about the "Battle" refer to "airstrikes," "ground campaigns," and the "information war."

Eager to feel part of a bona-fide resistance movement, many fans buy into this rhetoric wholesale. Comment threads about this weekend's meetup salivate over a "watershed moment in world history" and stress the importance of "maintaining basic operational security." (OpSec 101: Publish your security measures on a public forum.)

"It's time to go underground in the cities that threaten the safety of my supporters," Roosh tweeted as the media descended on Monday, amplifying his fans' paranoia to the point of absurdity. Roosh knows that his fans are not in any real danger, but he also knows they want to believe that their lives are imperiled by the feminist threat. Those safe from oppression feel a voyeuristic pleasure in imagining its weight upon them, as though they are watching a horror movie that can be switched off at any point.

The meetups will inevitably be swamped by throngs of journalists, standing around in the cold and trying to look plausibly misogynistic in the hope that a gullible anti-feminist will feed them provocative quotes. It's a vicious cycle, with negative media attention reinforcing MRAs' satisfaction in the imagined knowledge that the whole world is united against them.

To borrow conspiracy-theory terminology, the media shitstorm around this weekend's meetups is a false-flag operation. Roosh has intentionally brought the wrath of the global left upon himself. The meetups were planned to generate purchases of his books, not to establish an international guerrilla network of MRAs. His fans, taking to the trenches in their trench-coats and trilbies, are nothing but collateral.

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05 Feb 17:36

Dunkin' Donuts Brings Back Brownie Batter and Cookie Dough Heart Donuts

by Q
IKEA Monkey

Maybe

Brownie Batter and Cookie Dough Heart return to Dunkin' Donuts for the 2016 Valentine's Day season.

The Brownie Batter Heart Donut features a heart-shaped donut filled with brownie batter-flavored buttercreme filling, topped with chocolate icing and heart sprinkles.

The Cookie Dough Heart Donut consists of a heart-shaped donut with a cookie dough-flavored buttercreme filling, topped with chocolate icing and chocolate chips.

Both donuts are available for a limited time at participating Dunkin' Donuts nationwide. They go for around 99 cents each (varying with location).
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