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05 Feb 17:35

Little Caesars Brings Back the Bacon-Wrapped Deep Dish Pizza

by Q
IKEA Monkey

My mouth says "no" but my heart says "yes"

The decadent Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza returns to Little Caesars for a limited time starting this month.

The pizza takes their Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza (so-named because it's actually two pizzas for eight sides of crispy crust) and wraps the edges in over 3 1/2 feet of thick-cut bacon strips. To further fuel your bacon euphoria, it also comes topped with pieces of bacon and pepperoni.

The Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza is available for a limited time at Little Caesars locations nationwide for $12 (may vary). You can get it Hot-n-Ready from 4 to 8 PM or can order it normally otherwise.

You can check out my review of the pizza here.

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05 Feb 16:11

Woman Who Stuffed Electronics Inside Her Skirt Returns To Same RadioShack Store, Does It Again

by Laura Northrup
IKEA Monkey

At least somebody's shopping at RadioShack

shop_dressLast spring, a woman wearing a full-skirted dress walked into a RadioShack store in Florida and used the garment to conceal electronics with a retail value of more than $1,100. That was no one-time crime of opportunity, it turns out: people who appear to be the same woman and her male companion were spotted on camera again at the same store, though the items this time were lower value.

This time, only about $400 worth of merchandise is missing, but the woman did change her outfit. Instead of a floral dress, this time she wore a black sleeveless one. The full skirt wouldn’t look out of place at all in any tropical area, but there’s a secret inside the skirt.

The police aren’t really sure how the garment works. “Detectives believe she has some kind of bag or pockets sewn into the inner lining of the skirt,” a police spokesperson explained to the Sun-Sentinel.

In the video footage, you can see her slip boxes inside a hidden pocket or slit in the front of her skirt. The dress was clearly made or modified for this purpose.

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The couple were clearly aware that there were cameras, and that no one was monitoring them in real time. The woman looks directly into the camera at one point.

If you happen to know anything about the crime, contact Broward County Crimestoppers online or at 954-389-2010.

Same crime this year? Weston shoplifter changes her skirt, but not her technique, detectives say [Sun Sentinel] (Warning: auto-play video)

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05 Feb 00:41

Men Spend More Than Women on Clothes, Study Says

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd on The Muse, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

LOL Not even close in our household. Not since I discovered ThredUp.com

Well, well, well! Look what we have here! Smack in the middle of Men’s Fashion Month, a new study reveals that men spend more per month on clothing an accessories than women—not by much, at $85 to women’s $75, but a fact still relevant enough to cite the next time some idiot dude makes a “women be shopping” joke.

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04 Feb 22:15

Suede’s ‘Night Thoughts’ Is a Late-Career Masterpiece That Should Finally Make America Take Notice

by Tom Hawking
IKEA Monkey

Suede is fantastic and should have been a lot more popular but whatever

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(The London) Suede have always gotten something of a raw deal in America — forced to surrender their name to a largely forgotten cabaret singer, lumped in with an artificial movement they loathed, and largely ignored by a public who never really “got” their appeal. There’s certainly something very English about Suede — in the same way that you understand David Lynch’s work better once you’ve spent time in LA, you can’t really appreciate Suede’s particular brand of louche glamour until you’ve lived in the sort of squalid London bedsit or council flat that plays home to the characters in Brett Anderson’s songs. But like Lynch’s films are as universal as they are location-specific, so too does Suede’s music have an emotional pull that transcends geography.

It’s never too late, and if America was ever going to succumb to Suede’s charms, this might just be the time to do it. Night Thoughts — the band’s seventh album, and second since their reunion in 2010 after a decade-long hiatus — is out here this week, a full two weeks after its UK release, and it’s the best thing they’ve released in years, perhaps even since their 1994 masterpiece Dog Man Star.

Both musically and lyrically, it’s not wildly divergent from anything Suede have done before — which is interesting in and of itself, because it proves Anderson’s tales of doomed suburban romances and desperate glamour remain just as effective in the 21st century as they did in the late 20th. The music is widescreen and, dare I say it, cinematic, while the lyrics are kitchen-sink drama, focusing on mundanity and disaffection, and yet remaining romantic and curiously beautiful.

The key, I think, is this: Suede’s particular brand of disaffection has never really been about youth. Or, at least, it didn’t have to be. Sure, the band’s early songs were populated by impossibly beautiful, dissipated ingenues, the sort of people who managed to make nodding out with a cigarette still burning look glamorous. But the feelings that drove those characters — disaffection, boredom, a desire to transcend the quotidian, a longing for meaning in life beyond the nine-to-five grind, the desperate pursuit of pleasure, the crushing reality of Monday morning and the subway to work — all those things are just as relevant in middle age as they are in your early 20s.

In fact, one might argue they’re more so — the particular brand of longing in Suede’s work is, as Anderson said back in 1993, “the Oscar Wilde thing of lying in the gutter and looking at the stars. Life has always been cinema to me, even when I’ve been sitting in the dole office,” and at least being at the dole office in your 20s implies some sort of hope you might eventually get to those stars. For the sad-eyed businessman in the bar at closing time, thumbing through his copy of the Steve Jobs biography in the hope some Silicon Valley stardust might rub off onto him, the stars are very far away indeed.

It’s this feeling that slowly saturates Night Thoughts — Anderson has described the album as being inspired by the experience of parenthood, and it also seems to be about the experience of being parented, in the same way as, say, Pink Floyd’s The Wall dissected, in excruciating detail, Roger Waters’ daddy (and mummy) issues. One of the great fears of parenthood, of course, is that of repeating the same mistakes as your parents. Another, as Anderson explained to Exclaim, is “the terror before you become a parent. It’s explained to you that it will be challenging and life-changing and wonderful, all of these things, but they never say the fucking terror of being responsible for this vulnerable person… Lots of the album is about mortality and that fear of death. Because I don’t give a shit about my death for my own sake. I give a shit about it for the people I’m not going to be there for.”

These fears coalesce into a sort of semi-impressionistic narrative thread that runs through the record. It’s hard to follow exactly what’s happening, but you get the idea — as Pitchfork’s Stuart Berman notes, “Though [he’s] a master of evocative detail, Anderson doesn’t care much for narrative exposition rather than set a scene, he prefers to thrust you into the thick of the moment where it’s all about to fall apart.” At its darkest, it recalls another concept album about doomed lovers, Lou Reed’s Berlin: a line like, “And all that’s left is the ashes of her sorry little notes/ So no one can read the sentences she wrote” could have come straight out of “The Bed,” Berlin‘s most harrowing moment (and that’s saying something).

Interestingly, Night Moves takes the idea of cinematic drama to its logical extreme: it comes packaged with an entire feature film. The film is as impressionistic as its accompanying music; we start by watching a young man kill himself by walking into the sea, and as one song bleeds into another, so too the film’s images shift through time and space, unveiling the lead-up to the suicide, piece by piece. I won’t spoil too much here, but suffice it to say that the film captures the album’s themes — parenthood, mortality, the travails of romantic love — just as deftly as the songs themselves. And while the setting is as quintessentially English — the sea into which the protagonist disappears looks freezing — both the story and the ideas are universal. All of which is to say: come on, America, for goodness’ sake, it’s time to take notice of one of the best bands of the last 20 years. Better late than never.

04 Feb 19:11

Subway ditches the $5 footlong

by Samantha Bomkamp
IKEA Monkey

end of an era

Subway has ditched its longtime $5 footlong promotion, blaming higher food prices.

The sandwich chain said on Tuesday it will offer classic footlong subs for $6. It also has a "Simple $6" deal that includes a choice of six different sandwiches, a 21-ounce drink and chips.

Subway first started offering...

04 Feb 17:34

Is Channing Tatum Really Our Gene Kelly?

by Aisha Harris
IKEA Monkey

Yes. Next question.

Gene Kelly remains one of the most iconic movie stars of all time, a nostalgic symbol of a time when America embraced its movie characters breaking into song and dance—so it’s no wonder that we’re frequently looking for “our generation’s Gene Kelly.” Enter Channing Tatum: Since the arrival of the freewheeling, dance-routine-heavy Magic Mike XXL, the comparisons to the late great dancing machine have flowed freely and excitedly.

03 Feb 18:58

For 3 Hours Today, Uber Will Deliver Puppies To You

by Mae Rice
For 3 Hours Today, Uber Will Deliver Puppies To You Today, you can order puppies on-demand through Uber. How is there not already a standalone app for this? [ more › ]








03 Feb 18:29

News in Brief: Zika Virus Joins Lack Of Paid Leave, Unaffordable Child Care As Reasons Woman Afraid Of Getting Pregnant

IKEA Monkey

Haaaa.

GALVESTON, TX—Amid a spate of public health warnings this week regarding the infectious disease’s devastating effects on fetal development, the Zika virus reportedly joined a lack of paid maternity leave and unaffordable child care as reasons why local woman Shannon Kemp is afraid of becoming pregnant. “I was going to hold off getting pregnant for a few years anyway out of fear that my company might let me go when they find out, but this whole Zika scare certainly doesn’t help things either,” said the 26-year-old, explaining that the threat of giving birth to a child with an underdeveloped brain was just one of a litany of reasons behind her dread of becoming pregnant, including the likelihood of being passed over for promotions, the lower salaries received by mothers, the rising cost of prenatal care, the rising cost of postnatal care, the increased difficulty in being hired ...











03 Feb 00:37

Shit Your Pants Over All These Incredible Celebrity Homes in Architectural Digest

by Clover Hope
IKEA Monkey

the phrase "SHIT YOUR PANTS" cracks me up every single time. I say this as someone who, as an adult, has shit her pants.

Architectural Digest released its annual Celebrity Homes issue, featuring the homes of rich people like Naomi Watts, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian. It may or may not impress you.

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02 Feb 22:49

The World’s Largest Bat Colony Takes Flight

by Robby Berman

The video above shows a particularly eventful visit to Bracken Cave. According to Bat Conservation International, Bracken Cave—located just outside of San Antonio, Texas—is the summer home of the world’s largest bat colony. We hope you like bats, because there are estimated to be about 20 million of them in there.

02 Feb 17:57

Men's Rights Activists Will Meet Furtively In Rogers Park This Weekend

by Mae Rice
IKEA Monkey

The FURIE response is hilarious and amazing

Men's Rights Activists Will Meet Furtively In Rogers Park This Weekend Horrorshow human Roosh V has declared Superbowl Sunday Eve "International Meetup Day," and there's one right here in town. [ more › ]








02 Feb 17:16

8-foot-diameter tree falls on car, killing motorist in California

by Tribune news services
IKEA Monkey

When its your time to go, I guess it is your time to go

A motorist was fatally struck by a tree that toppled as a winter storm moved across California, bringing powerful winds, heavy rain and snow, authorities said Sunday. The driver was passing by a residential street in Pacific Beach when a large oak tree fell across all four traffic lanes, San Diego...

02 Feb 14:43

ConAgra completes private-label deal with TreeHouse

by Chicago Tribune staff
IKEA Monkey

This is my old company. I left last year when the proposed sale was announced. No regrets, but I am glad to see that it appears most of my former coworkers won't have much in the way of a major disruption in their work lives.

TreeHouse Foods completed its $2.7 billion acquisition of ConAgra Foods' private-label business, both companies announced Monday.

For Oak Brook-based TreeHouse, the acquisition further bolsters the company's position as a giant in the business of manufacturing off-brand products. TreeHouse has...

02 Feb 14:31

Clinton Thanks Iowa, Says She's Breathing 'Sigh of Relief'

IKEA Monkey

She "won" by like, 4 votes, relax lady

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speaks in Iowa on caucus night.









02 Feb 14:26

 Congresswoman Critical of Gamergate Says She Was Targeted at Home by Active Shooter Hoax

by Anna Merlan on The Slot, shared by Jia Tolentino to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

So they basically proved her entire point?

Congresswoman Katherine Clark of Massachusetts, who’s called for better enforcement of laws against online harassment, says someone called police Sunday night to falsely report an active shooter at her home. Clark told the Boston Globe that officers descended on her front lawn, some armed with long guns.

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02 Feb 02:41

Report: More Than 10,000 Child Refugees Are Missing in Europe

by Brendan O'Connor
IKEA Monkey

This is fucked

Europol, the European Union’s criminal intelligence agency, reports that at least 10,000 refugee children have gone missing since arriving in Europe. Brian Donald, Europol’s chief of staff, worries that an E.U.-wide “criminal infrastructure” of trafficking syndicates is targeting unaccompanied minors, the Guardian reports.

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01 Feb 22:03

Engineer: 'Dream-Like' Memory Before Deadly Amtrak Crash

by Jon Schuppe
IKEA Monkey

How scary. It sounds like he had a seizure or some sort of disassociative fugue state or something.

"This is it, I'm going over," Brandon Bostian remembered thinking in an interview with National Transportation Safety Board investigators.









01 Feb 20:10

What Sides Go Best with Pork Roast?

by Hannah Klinger
IKEA Monkey

More pork

Apple Brandy-Glazed Pork TenderloinPork roast, such as a loin or tenderloin, is more robust than chicken (not quite the other white meat), but it doesn’t fall into the beef or lamb category either. Sides should be less aggressive (not too smoky, spicy, or acidic), and not as heavy on the palate (overly cheesy, creamy, or fatty).

A few of our favorite pork roast sides:

Nutty, golden brown Roasted Brussels Sprouts are the earthy counterpart to slightly sweet Apple Brandy-Glazed Pork Tenderloin. Top with chopped hazelnuts, peanuts, or pecans.

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

When in doubt, go for a grain: Wild Rice Stuffing with Dried Cherries and Pecans gives you a starch without the heaviness of mashed spuds or pasta. Plus, dried cherries and pork? Yum!

Wild Rice Stuffing with Dried Cherries and Pecans

Simple and elegant like a pork roast, Roasted Butternut Squash with Pecans and Sage is a seasonal side guests will love. Pork and sage is a natural pair.

Roasted Butternut Squash with Pecans and Sage

We know that fruit and pork pair well, so Green Beans with Dried Cranberries and Hazelnuts are another perfect fit. The tartness of the cranberries will cut through the pan sauce for the pork, and they add lovely jewel tones to the green beans.

Green Beans with Dried Cranberries and Pecans

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01 Feb 16:10

Get ready for the Year of the Monkey

IKEA Monkey

Its my year!!

Photos from around the world as communities prepare for celebrations surrounding the Lunar New Year.









01 Feb 16:08

Why all the hate for the Panthers?

IKEA Monkey

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01 Feb 15:52

The Sun Starts Setting After 5 P.M. Again Today

by Mae Rice
IKEA Monkey

YAAAAY

The Sun Starts Setting After 5 P.M. Again Today Soon, we'll all be hanging out on sunny patios after work, instead of leaving the office only to be engulfed by tar-like darkness. [ more › ]








31 Jan 15:17

Physicist Says It Isn't Even Possible To Push Trump Tower Into The River

by Kate Shepherd
IKEA Monkey

And jet fuel can't melt steel beams right?

Physicist Says It Isn't Even Possible To Push Trump Tower Into The River The notorious Facebook event to enlist Chicagoans to "relocate the Trump Tower to the Chicago River" in protest of Donald Trump's horrifying presidential run didn't actually dump the infamous skyscraper into the river today. But did they even stand a chance? [ more › ]








30 Jan 15:40

Street Style, Tokyo, 1967 

by Kelly Faircloth on Pictorial, shared by Kelly Faircloth to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

That shawl is awesome and I need it

Just a quick peek at what folks were wearing on Tokyo’s Ginza Street in 1967.

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29 Jan 15:39

Newswire: Sundance viewers walked out on Daniel Radcliffe’s farting boner corpse movie

by William Hughes
IKEA Monkey

lol, what?

The Sundance walkout has a long and storied history, with critics fleeing Park City theaters over the years for all sorts of reasons of taste, boredom, or Katie Holmes. Still, Daniel Radcliffe, Paul Dano, and directors Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert should be pretty proud of the aerobic benefits of their new film Swiss Army Man, which apparently got audience members on their feet in droves.

Critics were presumably put off by Radcliffe’s role, in which the Harry Potter star plays a bloated, constantly farting corpse (that also, it-goes-without-saying-but-we’re-still-going-to-say-it, sports an erection throughout the film). The Boy Who Didn’t Live Anymore is paired up with Dano, a suicidal man stranded on an island, who talks constantly to his flatulent, decomposing friend about the value of life. (Also, he apparently rides him like a jet ski.)

We’re not sure which aspect of Swiss Army Man—described by ...

29 Jan 03:50

On the 30th anniversary of the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster

by Jason Kottke
IKEA Monkey

I remember watching this in school. It was so sad. Watching it again now, wow. It just came back. My poor teachers crying and us being so confused. :(

Today is the 30th anniversary of the final launch and subsequent catastrophic loss of the Space Shuttle Challenger. Popular Mechanics has an oral history of the launch and aftermath.

Capano: We got the kids quiet, and then I remember that the line that came across the TV was "The vehicle has exploded." One of the girls in my classroom said, "Ms. Olson [Capano's maiden name], what do they mean by 'the vehicle'?" And I looked at her and I said, "I think they mean the shuttle." And she got very upset with me. She said, "No! No! No! They don't mean the shuttle! They don't mean the shuttle!"

Raymond: The principal came over the PA system and said something like, "We respectfully request that the media leave the building now. Now." Some of the press left, but some of them took off into the school. They started running into the halls to get pictures, to get sound-people were crying, people were running. It was chaos. Some students started chasing after journalists to physically get them out of the school.

I have certainly read about Feynman's O-ring demonstration during the investigation of the disaster, but I hadn't heard this bit:

Kutyna: On STS-51C, which flew a year before, it was 53 degrees [at launch, then the coldest temperature recorded during a shuttle launch] and they completely burned through the first O-ring and charred the second one. One day [early in the investigation] Sally Ride and I were walking together. She was on my right side and was looking straight ahead. She opened up her notebook and with her left hand, still looking straight ahead, gave me a piece of paper. Didn't say a single word. I look at the piece of paper. It's a NASA document. It's got two columns on it. The first column is temperature, the second column is resiliency of O-rings as a function of temperature. It shows that they get stiff when it gets cold. Sally and I were really good buddies. She figured she could trust me to give me that piece of paper and not implicate her or the people at NASA who gave it to her, because they could all get fired.

I wondered how I could introduce this information Sally had given me. So I had Feynman at my house for dinner. I have a 1973 Opel GT, a really cute car. We went out to the garage, and I'm bragging about the car, but he could care less about cars. I had taken the carburetor out. And Feynman said, "What's this?" And I said, "Oh, just a carburetor. I'm cleaning it." Then I said, "Professor, these carburetors have O-rings in them. And when it gets cold, they leak. Do you suppose that has anything to do with our situation?" He did not say a word. We finished the night, and the next Tuesday, at the first public meeting, is when he did his O-ring demonstration.

We were sitting in three rows, and there was a section of the shuttle joint, about an inch across, that showed the tang and clevis [the two parts of the joint meant to be sealed by the O-ring]. We passed this section around from person to person. It hit our row and I gave it to Feynman, expecting him to pass it on. But he put it down. He pulled out pliers and a screwdriver and pulled out the section of O-ring from this joint. He put a C-clamp on it and put it in his glass of ice water. So now I know what he's going to do. It sat there for a while, and now the discussion had moved on from technical stuff into financial things. I saw Feynman's arm going out to press the button on his microphone. I grabbed his arm and said, "Not now." Pretty soon his arm started going out again, and I said, "Not now!" We got to a point where it was starting to get technical again, and I said, "Now." He pushed the button and started the demonstration. He took the C-clamp off and showed the thing does not bounce back when it's cold. And he said the now-famous words, "I believe that has some significance for our problem." That night it was all over television and the next morning in the Washington Post and New York Times. The experiment was fantastic-the American public had short attention spans and they didn't understand technology, but they could understand a simple thing like rubber getting hard.

I never talked with Sally about it later. We both knew what had happened and why it had happened, but we never discussed it. I kept it a secret that she had given me that piece of paper until she died [in 2012].

Whoa, dang. Also not well known is that the astronauts survived the initial explosion and were possibly alive and conscious when they hit the water two and a half minutes later.

Over the December holiday, I read 10:04 by Ben Lerner (quickly, recommended). The novel includes a section on the Challenger disaster and how very few people saw it live:

The thing is, almost nobody saw it live: 1986 was early in the history of cable news, and although CNN carried the launch live, not that many of us just happened to be watching CNN in the middle of a workday, a school day. All other major broadcast stations had cut away before the disaster. They all came back quickly with taped replays, of course. Because of the Teacher in Space Project, NASA had arranged a satellite broadcast of the mission into television sets in many schools -- and that's how I remember seeing it, as does my older brother. I remember tears in Mrs. Greiner's eyes and the students' initial incomprehension, some awkward laughter. But neither of us did see it: Randolph Elementary School in Topeka wasn't part of that broadcast. So unless you were watching CNN or were in one of the special classrooms, you didn't witness it in the present tense.

Oh, the malleability of memory. I remember seeing it live too, at school. My 7th grade English teacher permanently had a TV in her room and because of the schoolteacher angle of the mission, she had arranged for us to watch the launch, right at the end of class. I remember going to my next class and, as I was the first student to arrive, telling the teacher about the accident. She looked at me in disbelief and then with horror as she realized I was not the sort of kid who made terrible stuff like that up. I don't remember the rest of the day and now I'm doubting if it happened that way at all. Only our classroom and a couple others watched it live -- there wasn't a specially arranged whole-school event -- and I doubt my small school had a satellite dish to receive the special broadcast anyway. Nor would we have had cable to get CNN...I'm not even sure cable TV was available in our rural WI town at that point. So...?

But, I do remember the jokes. The really super offensive jokes. The jokes actually happened. Again, from 10:04:

I want to mention another way information circulated through the country in 1986 around the Challenger disaster, and I think those of you who are more or less my age will know what I'm talking about: jokes. My brother, who is three and a half years older than I, would tell me one after another as we walked to and from Randolph Elementary that winter: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue-eyed? One blew left and one blew right; What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband? You feed the kids -- I'll feed the fish; What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts; How do they know what shampoo Christa McAuliffe used? They found her head and shoulders. And so on: the jokes seemed to come out of nowhere, or to come from everywhere at once; like cicadas emerging from underground, they were ubiquitous for a couple of months, then disappeared. Folklorists who study what they call 'joke cycles' track how -- particularly in times of collective anxiety -- certain humorous templates get recycled, often among children.

At the time, I remember these jokes being hilarious1 but also a little horrifying. Lerner continues:

The anonymous jokes we were told and retold were our way of dealing with the remainder of the trauma that the elegy cycle initiated by Reagan-Noonan-Magee-Hicks-Dunn-C.A.F.B. (and who knows who else) couldn't fully integrate into our lives.

Reminds me of how children in Nazi ghettos and concentration camps dealt with their situation by playing inappropriate games.

Even in the extermination camps, the children who were still healthy enough to move around played. In one camp they played a game called "tickling the corpse." At Auschwitz-Birkenau they dared one another to touch the electric fence. They played "gas chamber," a game in which they threw rocks into a pit and screamed the sounds of people dying.

  1. Also, does anyone remember the dead baby jokes? They were all the rage when I was a kid. There were books of them. "Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach? A: Sandy." And we thought they were funny as hell.

Tags: 10:04   Ben Lerner   books   NASA   Richard Feynman   science   space   Space Shuttle   video
29 Jan 00:31

#61 Seeing wildlife somewhere you’re not expecting to

by Neil Pasricha
IKEA Monkey

There are no squirrels in Paris, so when my brother's husband's family came to New York for their wedding a few years ago, they were amazed at all the squirrels that run freely around the city. They called them "Fancy Rats" but it was a term of endearment.

I was driving up Neon Light Alley yesterday.

Whipping up suburban roads I was high-tailing my way to a greasy lunch with some pals from the office. Photocopier fumes, blinking red lights, and pressing deadlines were scrambling through my brain when I suddenly saw a giant hawk soar slowly in front of my car.

I hadn’t seen a bird that big in a long time and Real Life completely paused as I watched it quietly flutter down to the top of a road sign. Nothing was stressing it out and it sort of felt like nature was just… happening. I was suddenly just one tiny animal, in one tiny city, in one tiny country, in one tiny moment.

So whether it’s the deer poking out of the forest, the cardinal peeking in your kitchen window, or the dolphin backflipping its way into your heart, one thing’s for sure: Surprise wildlife sightings sure add a dose of peace and perspective in the middle of our jam packed days.

AWESOME!

Photos from: here and here

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29 Jan 00:30

Welcome to Flavortown: Man Seeks Woman for Guy Fieri Sexual Roleplay 

by Madeleine Davies

There’s someone for everyone, even those of you dreaming of fucking a man pretending to be Guy Fieri in an Oakland apartment that he’s redesigned to look like a diner.

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28 Jan 02:53

Trump Camp: Megyn Kelly Is 'Totally Obsessed' With Him

by Adam Howard
IKEA Monkey

He's the one who keeps talking about her

Donald Trump's latest feud with the Fox News cable network escalated once again.









28 Jan 02:31

Great Job, Internet!: Read This: Why is House Hunters so damn popular?

by Caroline Siede
IKEA Monkey

I love House Hunters. 447 episodes in a YEAR? That's more than one new episode a DAY! Holy shit man that's amazing. Have you guys ever seen a House Hunters house on the market? I saw a Chicago episode once where a guy buys a condo in Lincoln Park. A few years later I saw the same condo listed again on Redfin. Heh.

Every episode of House Hunters raises the same questions: Does this couple understand that you can just paint the walls a different color? Why are his-and-hers sinks so important? And why can’t I stop watching this show? Thankfully, The Washington Post is attempting to answer that last query by examining the show’s popularity in an article titled, “How House Hunters became the most unstoppable juggernaut on TV.”

While writer Drew Harwell speculates on some of the many explanations for House Hunters’ domination—it’s cheap to produce, comfortingly formulaic to watch, and often broadcast in marathons—even HGTV seems a little confused by the show’s success. Executive producer Terri Murray explains, “We keep wondering: When are people going to turn away from it? And it never happens, and we sometimes wonder why that is.”

Harwell’s article doubles as a fascinating behind-the-scenes look at HGTV’s golden ...

28 Jan 02:28

Great Job, Internet!: Back in the day, Vin Diesel was shilling for Street Sharks toys

by Joe Blevins
IKEA Monkey

Corey

By building up his muscles, shaving his head, and picking an impossibly cool fake name, Vin Diesel has done his level best to turn himself into a life-size, human action figure. A mere 22 years ago, though, the California-born Furious 7 star (dull but acceptable real name: Mark Sinclair) was a twentysomething aspiring actor just trying to make a dollar in show business. He had already appeared as a hospital orderly in Penny Marshall’s Awakenings by that point in his career, but his breakthrough in Saving Private Ryan was still four years away. In those lean years, he had to take whatever gigs he could find. In 1994, that meant demonstrating the utter awesomeness of Street Sharks action figures at Toy Fair, an annual trade show held each February in New York City.

While Street Sharks, a syndicated cartoon show about hideous, ’roided-up sharks with nightmarish arms and legs ...