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25 Apr 18:05

A non-fiction follow-up to A Clockwork Orange has been uncovered

by Sam Barsanti

According to the BBC, an unpublished follow-up to Anthony Burgess’ A Clockwork Orange called A Clockwork Condition has been found in his archives (which are being catalogued by the International Anthony Burgess Foundation in England). The 200-age manuscript is apparently “part philosophical reflection and part…

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24 Apr 19:13

Sea of Thieves' Shores of Gold questline will pull me out of retirement

by Jordan Devore
Darendukes

Neat. Actual stuff to do again.

The longer I stay away from Sea of Thieves, the trickier it is to return. Today's cinematic trailer for the upcoming Shores of Gold questline leaves me longing to come out of retirement. It's the kind of thing players have wanted to see Rare lean into since day one, if not well before the March 2018 launch.

Even if you haven't felt invested in the game in a long time, this trailer is still really cool.

I'm not exactly sure how well story-driven experiences will mesh with a shared-world game in which pirates controlled by real human players are out to get each other, but I'm stoked to find out. Shores of Gold is comprised of nine different Tall Tales that are playable alone, in your humble sloop, or with a full crew by your side. It's launching on April 30 as part of Sea of Thieves' free Anniversary Update.

More than the standard fare, these tales will feature puzzles built around enchanted tools and artifacts, underground labyrinths with traps and unfamiliar foes, and a cast of fully-voiced characters. As noted Sea of Thieves executive producer Joe Neate, Tall Tales are "structured to be played repeatedly, meaning you won't always find secrets and solutions in the places you might have been expecting them."

And here's a quick story synopsis to draw us in: "Your quest to reach the Shores of Gold, a legendary location filled with untold riches that lies within the deadly Devil's Shroud, begins with the hunt for an ancient relic that can clear a path through the fog – a relic once sought by the Pirate Lord himself."

Solving dungeon puzzles in Sea of Thieves: Shores of Gold

Rare also answered assorted questions from fans during a live stream, which you can see summarized in this reddit post. A few finer details stood out.

  • Shores of Gold will have cutscenes, but they won't take away your control.
  • If you happen to lose a crucial quest item, you'll need to restart.
  • Tall Tales can be played out of order once you've beaten them all.
  • And lastly, yes, other Sea of Thieves players can come after you during these story missions, but there will be certain "protections" to make questing less stressful.

What's great about Shores of Gold is that it's only a part of the overall April 30 celebration. The Anniversary Update also entails fishing, cooking, ship-mounted harpoons, and The Arena for PvPers.

It's been too long since I've seen my Pirate Son. I went to get a bundle of fruit and never came back.

Sea of Thieves' Shores of Gold questline will pull me out of retirement screenshot

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23 Apr 18:57

Blobs in Earth's Core Could Be Causing 'Geomagnetic Jerks' in the Magnetic Field

by Ryan F. Mandelbaum
Darendukes

Geomagnetic Jerks. Name of my new band.

Every several years, magnetic field observatories record quick changes to the position or strength of the planet’s magnetic field, so-called geomagnetic jerks. The cause of these shifts has remained a mystery.

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22 Apr 20:06

Get Ready to Not See a Fucking Thing on the Next Episode of Game of Thrones

by Jill Pantozzi

Much has been said about the distinct lack of lighting in Game of Thrones’ final season. And I’m sad to say, if you were hoping to make out anything happening in next week’s enormous Battle of Winterfell...good luck with that.

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18 Apr 23:54

Sesame Street's Elmo and Cookie Monster Are Bringing Respect to Game of Thrones and Westworld

by Charles Pulliam-Moore

Hey, kids! You wanna see Cersei Lannister casually peer pressure Sesame Street’s Elmo into drinking? How about Cookie Monster teaching two robots who believe themselves to be human that sharing is caring? Of course you do.

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17 Apr 23:09

Doctor Who Championed Opioids for Years Flips on Pharma Ghouls to Save His Own Ass

by Jennings Brown
Darendukes

I had to read this title like 5 times before I understood that they are not talking about Doctor Who.

A doctor who was an early advocate for the use of opioids for the treatment chronic pain now says pharmaceutical companies pushing opioids have created an epidemic—one that kills tens of thousands of Americans each year. Of course, he’s doing it to get out of being sued.

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17 Apr 23:08

Japanese Teen Suspected of Making Yellowcake Uranium Maybe Just Really Into Chemistry, Police Say

by Jennings Brown

Tokyo law enforcement suspect a 16-year-old boy traded online uranium and processed it into uranium ore, also known as yellowcake. But rather than trying to facilitate the creation of nuclear weapons, he may have just been really into chemistry.

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12 Apr 19:03

Save 20% On NBA and NHL Apparel, and More Importantly, Minor League Baseball Copa de la Diversión Hats

by Shep McAllister on Kinja Deals, shared by Chelsea Stone to Gizmodo

It’s the most wonderful time of the (sports) year, at least for buying team apparel. The NBA and NHL playoffs are ramping up, baseball is getting under way, and you can support your favorite team or school for 20% off at Fanatics with promo code SPRING20. That applies to all full price items (with a few exceptions…

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11 Apr 20:39

Israel's Beresheet Probe Crashes on the Moon

by George Dvorsky
Darendukes

Bummer.

The Beresheet probe crash-landed on the Moon earlier today, dashing Israel’s hopes of becoming only the fourth country to land a functioning probe on the lunar surface.

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10 Apr 17:11

We now have images of the environment at a black hole’s event horizon

by John Timmer
Darendukes

neat

The first image of the environment around a black hole. As a matter of fact, it's not all dark.

Enlarge / The first image of the environment around a black hole. As a matter of fact, it's not all dark. (credit: National Science Foundation)

Two years ago, telescopes around the world turned their attention to two supermassive black holes. Now, after a massive computational effort, their data has been combined in a way that allowed them to function as a single, Earth-sized telescope. The results are an unprecedented glimpse of the environment around supermassive black holes, and they confirm that relativity still works under the most extreme gravitational forces.

The black hole in that's the subject of today's announcement is a supermassive one at the center of the galaxy M87, 55 million light years away. M87 is an active galaxy where the black hole is feeding on matter and ejecting jets of material. The image itself, however, is made from photons that were temporarily trapped in orbit around the black hole. Here, at the edge of the event horizon, the intense gravity causes space itself to swirl around the black hole, and causes nearby matter to move at approximately the speed of light. The eventual escape of these photons causes a bright ring to appear around the black hole, with the details of the ring reflecting the physics of the object.

A monster

At a press conference this morning, Avery Broderick of the Perimeter Institute described what the images tell us. One key finding is that the object is truly a black hole, at least as we've understood black holes using relativity. It does not have any visible surface, and the "shadow" of light it creates is circular within the limits of our observations. We can also tell that it spins clockwise. All of the properties we can infer from these images are consistent with relativity. "I was a little stunned that it matched the predictions we made so well," said Broderick.

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10 Apr 17:05

PSN name change feature goes into effect today

by Kyle Orland
Darendukes

What a weird thing to 1) not have been available until now. 2) be so hard coded that it fucks up some games.

PSN name change feature goes into effect today

(credit: Aurich x Getty)

Following an initial announcement last October, Sony has announced that PSN players will finally be able to change their online handles starting sometime Wednesday in the US and Thursday in Europe. But players who do change their online names might face issues ranging from minor to critical when trying to play some legacy PS4 titles.

PlayStation Director of Social Media Sid Shuman writes that all PS4 games published after April 1, 2018 "have been developed to support the online ID change feature." That said, he adds that not all recent releases have been tested, and some may not "fully support the feature."

For PS4 games published before April 1, 2018, Sony has already identified a handful that experience serious problems after users change their PSN names. The following games may run into "critical issues" such as loss of in-game currency and game or trophy progress along with improper functioning of user-generated content and other parts of the game (including paid DLC). Sony recommends you not change your PSN name if you plan on playing any of these titles:

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09 Apr 18:14

Watch a mega-young Mike Myers introduce Wayne Campbell on Canadian TV

by Britt Hayes
Darendukes

Damn that's old

It may be difficult for some of today’s Teens to accept, but Mike Myers wasn’t always Austin Powers (...do Teens know about him? I can’t keep their ironic faves straight). Before he became the International Man Of Mystery, the former SNL star was best known for a very different–and much more awesome–movie franchise:

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08 Apr 20:49

Red Carpet Films offers first run movie rentals for $3,000

by Christine Fisher
Darendukes

This is the shit I would waste my money on if I was rich.

While the average person might debate buying a discounted movie ticket subscription, Red Carpet Films hopes the uber wealthy will consider spending $3,000 to rent first run films. The concept isn't entirely new: charge people hefty premiums to watch...
05 Apr 22:03

This Site That Randomly Loads YouTube's Most Unsearchable Videos Is Addictive as Hell

by Andrew Liszewski
Darendukes

omg I just watched 2 mins of a guy petting a cat while Van Halen - Ain't Talkin Bout Love plays on a speaker nearby. Gold.

Do you miss the old days of YouTube? When the platform was dominated by random videos of people’s everyday lives; instead of movie trailers, commercials, clickbait, and lots of awfulness all vying for a place in your queue? A website called defaultfile.name manages to strip that all away by randomly playing videos…

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05 Apr 21:35

Civilian on Fly-Along Accidentally Ejected from Fighter Jet

by Kyle Mizokami
Darendukes

"Accidentally.."

Yeah, my ass would absolutely wanna try the ejector seat.

A civilian was reportedly injured late last month after his ride-along with the French Air Force took an unexpected turn. The man’s ejection seat somehow fired, sending him soaring into the sky. The French temporarily grounded their fleet of Rafale fighter jets pending an investigation.

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05 Apr 21:32

There Sure Is a Lot of Poop in Weed, Study Says

by Jennings Brown
Darendukes

neat

If you need another reason to advocate for the legalization of marijuana—a new study shows why weed sold illegally on the street is more likely to have unacceptable levels of feces in it.

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03 Apr 22:56

Watch a Verizon 5G phone hit speeds faster than your home Internet

by Ron Amadeo
Darendukes

God damn

Extreme close-up image of smartphone doing smartphone things.

Enlarge / The blazing fast conclusion of Verizon's speed test. (credit: David Weissmann)

It was a bit earlier than scheduled, but Verizon switched on parts of its 5G network today, debuting in "select areas" of Minneapolis and Chicago. Every carrier out there likes to slice and dice definitions to have the "First 5G" everything, but in terms of using a real, mmWave 5G signal and something approximating a 5G smartphone, Verizon has made the most progress yet in getting a 5G ecosystem up and running.

5G is still in its very early stages, with access in only a few cities and almost zero device support, so it has been hard to know what 5G will really be like in the real world. Verizon spokesperson David Weissmann shared on Twitter the best look yet at 5G, where he showed a real-life 5G speed test, running on a real smartphone, getting data from a real 5G tower. Specifically Weissmann was out in Minneapolis, pulled out his Verizon™ Moto Z3 phone with the Moto 5G Mod attached, and loaded up the Ookla Speedtest.net app. Behold his speed test:

Weissmann's speed test ended with a blazing-fast 762Mbps down and a 19ms ping (the video does not show upload speeds). Unless you are rocking gigabit fiber Internet at home, this is probably much faster than your home Internet connection. Ookla's latest aggregate speed reports peg the average US mobile download speed at 27Mbps, while the average fixed broadband download in the United States is at 96Mbps.

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03 Apr 17:52

Joaquin Phoenix breathes new life into an iconic role in first Joker trailer

by Jennifer Ouellette
Darendukes

Damn yo

Joaquin Phoenix plays Arthur Fleck, a failed stand-up comedian who goes insane in Warner Bros. Pictures’ Joker.

When Warner Brothers and DC Films announced they would be making a Joker film back in 2017, the reactions from fans were... mixed. Did we really need another film treatment exploring the origins of Batman's clown-faced nemesis? But now the first trailer for Joker has dropped, and it goes a long way toward putting our doubts to rest.

Joker is intended as a standalone film, with no sequels planned—part of DC Films' decision to move away from the shared-universe approach of their prior franchise films (aka, the Marvel model). So it has no relation to the Justice League films that came before. That freed Director Todd Phillips to create his own darker, gritty version of this iconic character, with a much smaller budget of $55 million.

Star Joaquin Phoenix was initially reluctant to take on the role, for various reasons. (Seriously, who wants to go up against Heath Ledger's legendary performance in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight? Plus, Jared Leto was already playing the Joker in the DC Extended Universe (DCEU). But he ultimately decided that Phillips' interpretation was sufficiently unique that he signed on. (It helped that it was for a standalone film; in the past, Phoenix has resisted committing to superhero films that would require him to play the same role in multiple films.) And we're very glad he did, because Phoenix succeeds in breathing new life into this iconic role.

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02 Apr 22:48

NASA says satellite that India shot down may threaten the ISS

by Steve Dent
Darendukes

Thanks, India. Jerk.

NASA chief Jim Bridenstine called India's destruction of one of its satellites a "terrible, terrible thing" that could endanger astronauts aboard the International Space Station (ISS). Addressing employees, he said a missile that shot down a satellit...
02 Apr 20:46

Jordan Peele’s Twilight Zone is worth the return trip

by Danette Chavez on TV Club, shared by Maddy Myers to Kotaku
Darendukes

First episode is up on Youtube for free

Though we still use its title as shorthand for the bizarre, dystopian times in which we live, a reboot of The Twilight Zone is a dicey proposition. Rod Serling’s classic genre-spanning anthology series has long been a standard-bearer for suspenseful storytelling suffused with social commentary—so long, in fact, that…

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02 Apr 18:49

A Look Back at Farscape: Aliens, Puppets, and Criminals on the Run

by Eleanor Tremeer
Darendukes

I love this show so much.

When we think about space operas, we think about Star Wars or Star Trek, or even Stargate. These are the sweeping, grand sagas, with stalwart heroes and clear distinctions between right and wrong. Farscape is not that kind of story.

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02 Apr 18:10

FDA slams homeopaths for uncontrolled snake venom, germs in kids’ products

by Beth Mole
Darendukes

Wtf yo...
"The product in question is called Bioven. Red Mountain claims without documented evidence that it can treat “Rheumatoid Arthritis, AIDS, Hepatitis B & C, Bursitis, some Cancers and Lupus” by “reversing the body’s chemical and immunological imbalances.”"

An Eastern diamondback rattlesnake milked for venom.

Enlarge / An Eastern diamondback rattlesnake milked for venom. (credit: Getty | Bloomberg)

In an ongoing crackdown on dubious homeopathic products, the US Food and Drug Administration posted warning letters on Monday to four homeopathic companies the agency said committed violations that put consumers at risk, including lacking quality controls for products containing snake venom as well as skipping safety testing for products intended for children.

“We’re committed to continue taking appropriate actions when we believe patients are being put at risk by products that contain potentially harmful ingredients or have significant quality issues,” FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb said in a statement.

One of the chided companies, Red Mountain Incorporated, based in Florida, was found to lack all quality controls for its homeopathic product said to contain components of snake venom. “Without an adequate QU [Quality Unit], you lack the ability to ensure the safety, identity, strength, quality, and purity of your drug product,” the agency wrote in its letter.

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02 Apr 18:07

Scientists say they have deposits formed hours after dino-killing impact

by John Timmer
Darendukes

I read this article about it last week. Really fucking cool shit if proven true.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died

Image of fossilized fish remains.

Enlarge / A pile of fish trapped in the flood deposits. (credit: UC Berkeley)

The Chicxulub impact is famed for having killed the dinosaurs and most other species alive on Earth at the time, and it left behind a thin layer of dust rich in rare elements. Modeling of the impact has suggested almost too many ways it could have killed: massive tsunamis, a magnitude 11 earthquake, global wildfires and searing heat, months of frigid darkness, acid rain, a massive surge of carbon dioxide, and more. While we've had confirmation that some of these events occurred, we don't have a strong sense of their impact because we haven't found fossils that tell us much about what happened to the ecosystems of the time.

That may have changed, according to a report in PNAS. The paper describes a large deposit residing just under the iridium-rich dust that marks the impact, apparently formed while heavier debris was still falling from the sky. The site, in western North Dakota, contains a mix of fresh and saltwater species, and it seems to have formed when water rushed ashore from what was then a nearby ocean.

On the edge of your sea

At the time of the Chicxulub impact, the Earth looked very different. A long-running hothouse period had likely left the planet without any significant polar ice, meaning extremely high ocean levels. A large area of the US Midwest was underwater as an arm of the oceans formed the Western Interior Seaway, extending from the antecedent of the Gulf of Mexico up to roughly the Canadian border. Its western shores were dotted with valleys cut by rivers that flowed to the nearby ocean.

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29 Mar 19:21

Alien 40th Anniversary Shorts: Red Band Teaser #Alien40th

by Geeks are Sexy
Darendukes

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The original Alien movie came out 40 years ago in 1979. To pay homage to the franchise, The folks at 20th Century Fox have mandated six visionary filmmakers to expand the universe with six new short films featuring everything that made you fall in love with Alien in the first place. Here is the new red band teaser presenting the new short films that will come out online starting March 29th.

[Alien Anthology]

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29 Mar 17:40

Terrifying trailer for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark will give you mega-chills

by Jennifer Ouellette
Darendukes

wow. that looks badass

It's 1968 in the small town of Mill Valley, home to a haunted mansion and a mysterious book, in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

All those frightening tales kids tell around the campfires to spook their friends come to terrifying life in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, a new film from producer Guillermo del Toro. It's based on a series of children's books from the 1980s by Alvin Schwartz, who drew upon common folklore and popular urban legends for his scary stories.

Remember that classic campfire ditty, "the worms crawl in the worms crawl out/the worms play pinochle on your snout"? So does Schwartz. It's the basis for his scary story "The Hearse Song." You'll also find variations on the killer with a hook for a hand who preys on couples necking in parked cars. So too the hapless babysitter who discovers the call is coming from inside the house, along with plenty of other frightening fare. (The 2018 documentary Scary Stories delves more deeply into Schwartz's source material.)

While the books are technically aimed at kids, the material is pretty dark, which is why the series has often been listed among the most challenged books by the American Library Association. People have objected to the violence in the Scary Stories series—and illustrator Stephen Gammell's genuinely disturbing, surreal images only add to the potential nightmares. In fact, publisher Harper Collins released a new 30th-anniversary edition in 2011 that didn't include Gammell's original illustrations, causing an uproar among longtime fans.

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29 Mar 17:34

Russia’s Shotgun-Wielding Drone Is the Flying Nightmare You Didn’t Know You Had

by Kyle Mizokami
Darendukes

neat

One of Russia’s largest defense contractors has received a patent for, of all things, a shotgun-wielding flying drone. A video uploaded to YouTube shows the drone, which sounds like a chainsaw, blowing away flying targets before making a landing. Whatever bright days you thought lay ahead for humanity, the future is…

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28 Mar 22:38

At Last! Mystery of Garfield Phone Beach Solved After 35 Years

by Jennings Brown
Darendukes

lol i love it

For 35 years, a French coastal community has been haunted by the ghost of the world’s most iconic novelty telephone.

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28 Mar 18:08

Office Depot rigged PC malware scans to sell unneeded $300 tech support

by Jon Brodkin
Darendukes

Damn!

Illustration of a computer warning that says,

Enlarge (credit: Getty Images | eriksvoboda)

Office Depot and a partner company tricked customers into buying unneeded tech support services by offering PC scans that gave fake results, according to the Federal Trade Commission. Consumers paid up to $300 each for unnecessary services.

The FTC yesterday announced that Office Depot and its software supplier, Support.com, have agreed to pay a total of $35 million in settlements with the agency. Office Depot agreed to pay $25 million while Support.com will pay the other $10 million. The FTC said it intends to use the money to provide refunds to wronged consumers.

Between 2009 and 2016, Office Depot and OfficeMax offered computer scans inside their stores using a "PC Health Check" software application created and licensed by Support.com.

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28 Mar 01:12

Gearbox teases 'Borderlands 3' with a cryptic trailer

by Jon Fingas
Darendukes

Get ready to grind for 6 hours for a slightly better gun maybe.

The official unveiling for Borderlands 3 is a mere day away as we write this, but that isn't stopping Gearbox from trying to further whet your appetite. The studio has posted a "Mask of Mayhem" teaser trailer that whips around a giant static scene t...
27 Mar 22:11

The Best Twilight Zone Trailer Yet Is Full of Stars

by Germain Lussier
Darendukes

neat

It’s no secret just how incredible the cast is for the upcoming Twilight Zone reboot from Jordan Peele. But so far, we’ve had little idea as to what all those stars will be up to on the series—until now, with a brand new trailer showing many of the big names in the cast along with some very wild Twilight Zone

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