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25 Mar 18:05
my girlfriend was eating snow off the hood of my car and I jokingly pushed her head down... this was the result.
25 Mar 17:42
After a long day, John Saunders, 62, would kick back, reach into the wall, and pull out a bottle of 100-year-old whiskey. Saunders, who rented a basement apartment in a large mansion in western Pennsylvania, had stumbled upon a massive stash of pre-prohibition era whiskey. More »
Man Allegedly Steals $100,000 Worth of Whiskey
by Max Rivlin-Nadler
After a long day, John Saunders, 62, would kick back, reach into the wall, and pull out a bottle of 100-year-old whiskey. Saunders, who rented a basement apartment in a large mansion in western Pennsylvania, had stumbled upon a massive stash of pre-prohibition era whiskey. More »
22 Mar 23:11
Holy sh*t, that is one enormous crocodile
by Robert T. Gonzalez
This is not an ad for Toyota. It's a photo of a 4.8-meter crocodile that was shot and killed earlier this week in the small Australian community of Palumpa.
22 Mar 22:59
Teens Behind 'Gallon Smashing' Prank Being Charged with Multiple Crimes
by Neetzan Zimmerman
DarendukesJuvenile. But funny.
22 Mar 22:12
This week, Bill Cosby was a guest on Letterman, where the 75-year-old made many jokes about being old. One Cosby admirer not watching was Kiley Kmiec, a Santa Monica resident who couldn't bring himself to witness the Coz's appearance "for fear of tossing shit at my TV." More »
Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Sue Over 'Cosby Sweaters'
by Camille Dodero
This week, Bill Cosby was a guest on Letterman, where the 75-year-old made many jokes about being old. One Cosby admirer not watching was Kiley Kmiec, a Santa Monica resident who couldn't bring himself to witness the Coz's appearance "for fear of tossing shit at my TV." More »
22 Mar 20:09
A man in Arkansas who sought to show off his heroic side to a love interest decided to speed up the process by staging a rape attempt while the two were on a date. More »
Rape Attempt Staged by Man Looking to 'Impress' Love Interest with His Heroism
by Neetzan Zimmerman
A man in Arkansas who sought to show off his heroic side to a love interest decided to speed up the process by staging a rape attempt while the two were on a date. More » 
22 Mar 19:20
Neil deGrasse Tyson is the saint of science and he has the religious candle to prove it
by Rob Bricken
Sorry, Our Lady of Guadalupe. Poppa's got a brand new Saint, and he's preachin' astrophysics.
22 Mar 18:52
Capcom is bringing back DuckTales in a new game developed by WayForward Technologies. This is one of the two new games teased by Capcom ahead of the "World of Capcom" panel, along with Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara.
The new DuckTales, of course, is inspired by the NES classic, a Mega Man-esque game in which Scrooge McDuck used his cane as both a golf club and a pogo stick. The new version has new hand-drawn sprites, and features original voice work. It's coming to Wii U, PSN, and XBLA for $15.
Update: DuckTales Remastered is actually a full remake of the NES game, with new features including a museum and "A MONEY BIN YOU CAN ACTUALLY SWIM IN!" So we've now solved that mystery, and rewritten history to reflect it.
Capcom reveals DuckTales Remastered, developed by WayForward [update]
by JC Fletcher
DarendukesThis was one of my favorite NES games! Fuck yeah DuckTales!
Capcom is bringing back DuckTales in a new game developed by WayForward Technologies. This is one of the two new games teased by Capcom ahead of the "World of Capcom" panel, along with Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara.
The new DuckTales, of course, is inspired by the NES classic, a Mega Man-esque game in which Scrooge McDuck used his cane as both a golf club and a pogo stick. The new version has new hand-drawn sprites, and features original voice work. It's coming to Wii U, PSN, and XBLA for $15.
Update: DuckTales Remastered is actually a full remake of the NES game, with new features including a museum and "A MONEY BIN YOU CAN ACTUALLY SWIM IN!" So we've now solved that mystery, and rewritten history to reflect it.
Capcom reveals DuckTales Remastered, developed by WayForward [update] originally appeared on Joystiq on Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:47:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
22 Mar 17:40
The kitten really needs to stop bullying the dog.
DarendukesThe evil look on his face...
22 Mar 17:34
A Northeast Texas woman learned a valuable lesson — literally — about the dangers of using fire to rid one's home of snakes. More »
Woman's House Burns to the Ground After She Tries to Kill a Snake with Fire
by Neetzan Zimmerman
A Northeast Texas woman learned a valuable lesson — literally — about the dangers of using fire to rid one's home of snakes. More »
22 Mar 17:26
New York. The Big Apple. A universe dotted with thousands of stars. And millions more who burned out before they ever got a chance to shine. More »
No-Talent Hack Cat Fired from Broadway for Sucking
by Caity Weaver
New York. The Big Apple. A universe dotted with thousands of stars. And millions more who burned out before they ever got a chance to shine. More »
22 Mar 16:51
A Frenchman with the very French name of Philippe Jernnard LaRocelle was arrested Wednesday night after he attempted to impersonate a pilot. According to police, the 61-year-old boarded a Florida-bound US Airways flight dressed in an Air France pilot's uniform and successfully made his way into the plane's cockpit before being detained. More »
French Man Attempts Catch Me If You Can Stunt, Gets Arrested Impersonating Pilot on US Airways Flight
by Taylor Berman
A Frenchman with the very French name of Philippe Jernnard LaRocelle was arrested Wednesday night after he attempted to impersonate a pilot. According to police, the 61-year-old boarded a Florida-bound US Airways flight dressed in an Air France pilot's uniform and successfully made his way into the plane's cockpit before being detained. More » 
21 Mar 23:52
Scuse Me, But Wat...
Uhh, a little explanation? Please?
Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: pooping , parents , grounded , failbook Share on Facebook
21 Mar 23:33
Maybe This is What Happens When We Experience Deja Vu
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
Submitted by: Unknown (via Dorkly)
Tagged: dorkly , comics , deja vu , Skyrim Share on Facebook
21 Mar 22:19
Crowdfund this: The evil forces of COBRA
by Rob Bricken
DarendukesFor $50,000 I will force the Baroness to show you her breasts!
With his evil terrorist organization having a few monetary problems, it appears Cobra Commander has turned to Kickstarter to find the funding for COBRA. The sad thing is that if this were an actual COBRA plot to make $94 billion and not merely a desperate plea for $94 billion to rebuild Cobra Island, it would absolutely count as one of Cobra Commander's least ludicrous schemes.
21 Mar 21:48
A Canadian man who finally got a good handle on an annoying itch he'd been scratching at for the past three years accidentally uncovered the source of irritation: A knife blade that got stuck in his back in 2010. More »
Guy Scratches Own Back, Finds Knife Blade Someone Stuck In There Three Years Ago
by Neetzan Zimmerman
A Canadian man who finally got a good handle on an annoying itch he'd been scratching at for the past three years accidentally uncovered the source of irritation: A knife blade that got stuck in his back in 2010. More » 
21 Mar 20:05
This short-film from Ilya Naishuller starts out pretty cool then goes flat-out bonkers. I can't really think of a better way to describe it than what's in the headline, but basically—if you're into first-person running and combat, this is right up your alley. More »
This Amazing First-Person Short Film Is Like Mirror's Edge Meets Reservoir Dogs
by Kirk Hamilton
DarendukesOf course they put the one shot of tits as the image.
Worth watching though.
This short-film from Ilya Naishuller starts out pretty cool then goes flat-out bonkers. I can't really think of a better way to describe it than what's in the headline, but basically—if you're into first-person running and combat, this is right up your alley. More »  |
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21 Mar 19:58
11 of the Weirdest Solutions to the Fermi Paradox
by George Dvorsky
Most people take it for granted that we have yet to make contact with an extraterrestrial civilization. Trouble is, the numbers don’t add up. Our Galaxy is so old that every corner of it should have been visited many, many times over by now. No theory to date has satisfactorily explained away this Great Silence, so it’s time to think outside the box. Here are eleven of the weirdest solutions to the Fermi Paradox.
21 Mar 19:35
A woman in Taiwan recently divorced her husband, citing irreconcilable differences. Namely, the difference between what she expected his penis size to be, and what it ultimately was. More »
Size Does Matter to Woman Who Divorced Her Husband Over Irreconcilable Penis Length
by Neetzan Zimmerman
A woman in Taiwan recently divorced her husband, citing irreconcilable differences. Namely, the difference between what she expected his penis size to be, and what it ultimately was. More »
21 Mar 18:22
The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct Is The Worst Game I've Played This Year
by Kirk Hamilton
DarendukesI think we all saw this coming.
The wonderful zombie film Shaun of the Dead starts out with a running gag where it's clear that a zombie apocalypse is going on, but the heroes don't notice. As they walk down the street, we can see obscured scenes of undead carnage in the background, but Shaun is too wrapped up in his girlfriend-troubles to see.
21 Mar 17:40
This pill will permanently lower your IQ
by George Dvorsky
Perhaps the advocates of human enhancement have it all wrong. Maybe we'd all be happier and considerably more content if we were stupider. The answer to our woes, it would seem, might come in the form of a pill that permanently lowers our IQ.
20 Mar 21:53
Alleged Troublemaker Named Bart Simpson Called to Appear Before a Judge Named Mr. Burns
by Neetzan Zimmerman
19 Mar 22:39
You might be among the legions of readers who loved Brian K. Vaughan's classic Vertigo series Y The Last Man or are currently enjoying his excellent Saga series from Image. And you might know that he and Marcos Martin did an excellent Doctor Strange mini-series a few years back. Martin's done incredible artwork on projects like Batgirl: Year One and has been the artist for Amazing Spider-Man for a little while now. More »
Two Great Comics Creators Are Letting You Pay What You Want for Their New Series
by Evan Narcisse
You might be among the legions of readers who loved Brian K. Vaughan's classic Vertigo series Y The Last Man or are currently enjoying his excellent Saga series from Image. And you might know that he and Marcos Martin did an excellent Doctor Strange mini-series a few years back. Martin's done incredible artwork on projects like Batgirl: Year One and has been the artist for Amazing Spider-Man for a little while now. More » |
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