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A man who fucks bicycles is on the loose in Sweden. After Swedish cyclist Per Edstrom had his bike violated one too many times, he installed a security camera in front of his home, left his bike outside, and then waited.

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This isn’t an action figure or a computer redering. It’s an actual cosplayer in an amazing latex body suit for Mass Effect‘s EDI.

Mass Effect EDI latex costume cosplay is made of 0,6-2,0 mm latex. Helmet is made of latex too. All silver designs and texture patterns are ingrained in the latex, meaning it won’t wear or rub off.

There are even UV reactive pieces so that the yellow trim glows-in-the-dark.

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An IRS contractor who has been using a minor, possibly non-existent injury from his prep school days 27 years ago to secure government contracts for his company was publicly shamed by Rep. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) in such a magnificent way that it almost made his fraud worthwhile.

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The Friedrich Aquarium at the San Antonio Zoo welcomed four new turtles last week, but one of them was definitely not like the others.

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When it first started making the rounds earlier this year it was known as "Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus."

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This is so much better than that silly red and white striped hat that other cat wears. It’s made with little styrofoam planets painted with acrylic paint then embellished with glitter. I’m not sure the average cat would wear this for more than ten seconds, but it would be the best ten seconds of that cat’s life. Of course, he might kill you in your sleep as revenge, but, whatever.

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The Weeping Angels are scary and the thought that they have the phone box is terrifying. If that wasn’t bad enough, now we’ve got zombies, too. Really, can’t we do something about all these nuisance monsters that keep lurking about?

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When entomologist and bee removal expert Jonathan Simkins was alerted to the presence of a larger-than-average yellow jacket wasp nest on privately-owned hunting ground in Central Florida, he expected to have his work cut out for him.

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Exploding Actresses is exactly what you think it is: Over seven minutes of classic movie scenes doctored by Italian filmmaker Simone Rovellini to replace the lead actress's normal head with an exploding one.

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Last Thursday, a woman in Charlestown, Indiana and her boyfriend stayed up all night, armed with a rifle, to hunt down whatever it was that had been attacking small animals in her neighborhood. After spotting and shooting a creature prowling in the shadows by the woman's pool, they were shocked to find that they'd just killed a leopard, an animal that's not native to North America, much less Indiana.

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A fiber network paid for and constructed by seven public sector entities in Austin 20 years ago could be offered up to Google to bring its high speed fiber service to schools and city buildings faster and cheaper.

The Greater Austin Area Telecommunications Network, or GAATN, includes the City of Austin, AISD, ACC, UT, the LCRA, Travis County and the state.  GAATN Board Member Teri Pennington says its unique in the country and could give them a leg up over Google Fiber's first location, Kansas City.

Google promised to provide its high-speed fiber service to 100 locations of Austin's choosing if the city paid for the connection cost.

There was plenty of talent to go around at last weekend's Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival: Paul McCartney, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Wilco, Kendrick Lamar, Bob Saget.

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