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mrsthecobra:

bluehairbelle:

koolaidicecubes:

owlmylove:

milesupshitcreek:

satin is a treadmill for snakes

please watch this

They’re probably so angry

@mrsthecobra

Oh my god, that’s hilarious.

I saw the video and I turned on the sound and I’ve never been so disappointed that a video didn’t have a hot hip hop beat backing it up.

That’s October 19th!

Never drink alone again!

This dog, you guys!

(indirectly via here)

I love all these James Bond movies.

• The Negative Man In The Fancy Necklace
• I Love Communism
• The $24,000 Fart
• Lightning Circle
• Two Bathroom Minimum
• The Mysterious Postage Stamp
• Two-Finger Ring
• Diaper Grave
• The $24,000 Pistol
• Heart Mafia
• The Constant Gardener
• The Badly-Disguised Briefcase
• The Cat With Dreadlocks
• Poison Eye
• Sun Deodorant
• Kill’s ID
• The $24,000 CBS
• No Skulls Allowed
• Globo-Chevron
• Grave Cyclone
• The Wheel From The Price Is Right In A Stussy Crown
• Raindrop Thingy
• Trampled By Clouds

Here’s an awesome little piece of history:

Archaeologists in the Burnt City have discovered what appears to be an ancient prosthetic eye. What makes this discovery exceptionally awesome is the striking description of how the owner and her false eye would have appeared while she was still alive and blinking:

[The eye] has a hemispherical form and a diameter of just over 2.5 cm (1 inch). It consists of very light material, probably bitumen paste. The surface of the artificial eye is covered with a thin layer of gold, engraved with a central circle (representing the iris) and gold lines patterned like sun rays. The female remains found with the artificial eye was 1.82 m tall (6 feet), much taller than ordinary women of her time. On both sides of the eye are drilled tiny holes, through which a golden thread could hold the eyeball in place. Since microscopic research has shown that the eye socket showed clear imprints of the golden thread, the eyeball must have been worn during her lifetime. The woman’s skeleton has been dated to between 2900 and 2800 BCE. 

So she was an extraordinarily tall woman walking around wearing an engraved golden eye patterned with rays like a tiny sun. What an awesome sight that must have been.

[via TYWKIWDBI]

This Geyser of Awesome’s 12th most popular post of 2012.  Lots of people said they were going to draw what she looked like. If you have, let us know!