
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
Lrbevercan't wait until years after this one to look forward to a good one

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
Lrbeverlol



What did you think we patched the fourth wall with? We have to get the material from somewhere.
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Lrbeverthey match the constellations in the sky, so they got that going for them
Lrbevermoar fun old time clothes
LrbeverTiny blinking Maud is tiny and blinking.
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Lrbevermore examples of kittehs and puppehs getting along.
Lrbeverfuck yes it is
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LrbeverI know this but it doesn't stop me sadly.
Persius
LrbeverFack you Austin, Texas!
Lrbeverwow
Another business has closed up shop rather than serve a gay couple.
When asked to photograph two men for their wedding, Bay Area-based urloved Photography (ironic name, no?) referred the couple to another photographer because of their clashing beliefs. The owners, Nang and Chris Mai, released a statement on their website explaining their version of what happened:

Urloved photography, a San Rafael husband-and-wife team, said it had recently referred a San Francisco gay couple to another photographer for their wedding photos because they “have different personal beliefs that we have difficulty with.”
“We genuinely felt referring this couple to a photographer who does share their personal beliefs would provide them with the best service for their special day,” a statement on urlovedphotography.com reads.
Similar incidents have popped up all over the country, prompting an onslaught of conversation about religious freedom, free speech, and where private businesses fit in (and legislation to match). Denial of services on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal under California law:
California’s Unruh Civil Rights Act, which provides protection against discrimination based on sexual orientation, states that “all persons are entitled to full and equal accommodations, advantages, facilities, privileges, or services in all business establishments, including both private and public entities.”
As is often the way when businesses pull this kind of stunt, the company’s Facebook and Yelp pages were flooded with negative reviews and hate mail — so much that the couple asked their supporters to leave the business owners alone. The Mais apologized to the men and later announced they were closing their business.
“Unfortunately, our artistic passion for excellence and personal beliefs were misinterpreted. That was never our intent. We have been flooded with hate calls, e-mails and accusations that inaccurately depict our business,” the couple wrote. “On top of that we have come to a difficult decision that we will no longer be in the wedding photography business.” …
“(We) consider this issue resolved and would urge you to stop posting on their FB page, Yelp, and any other social media site,” one of the men wrote on Nov. 7 on Facebook. “Our friends, family, and the LGBT community/allies have all been amazingly supportive and active in helping to bring this matter to light. We must respect that Nang and Chris have decide to shut down their business because of their beliefs. I wish the outcome could have been different but it is what it is.”
Considering they’re a wedding business based in San Francisco, I don’t know how these people could have imagined any outcome besides outrage. Nobody forced them to shut their doors; they brought this on themselves.
Lrbeverlol
Meteorologists have traced the monumental blizzard in Buffalo and freezing temperatures nationwide their source: former WCW professional wrestler Glacier.
“I know it sounds strange, but the radar doesn’t lie,” said Lloyd Edmunds, senior meteorologist at the US National Weather Office.
“This unseasonably frigid and snowy weather is clearly emanating from the mysterious lair of a karate-trained professional wrestler wearing a strange mask and blue spandex — a man known as Glacier.”
The news comes as a shock to many who assumed that Glacier — like many glaciers worldwide — had receded into non-existence due to global warming and the general mismanagement of WCW.
The subzero temperatures that have created dangerous conditions across the United States and Canada have, however, been attributed to Glacier’s trademark finisher, The Ice Pick.
Climatologists have suggested that Glacier’s reign of frigid terror over the continent can be stopped by increasing greenhouse gas emissions, thereby raising the global average temperature.
However, such measures may backfire, resulting in catastrophic Typhoons, Earthquakes, Gorilla Monsoons, James Storms, Lightning Kids, and Roman Rains.
Based on past events, some experts have suggested that Glacier can be driven back into irrelevance with a spear from Goldberg.
The post Buffalo blizzard and nationwide chill blamed on WCW’s Glacier appeared first on Kayfabe News.
LrbeverI loved it when these book things would come to my school.
Lrbeverwoooo!
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LrbeverI'm glad it's spring, I bet season 5 is the most ambitious season EVER!
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LrbeverI needed this list when I was working tech support for IBM.
Lrbevernope, sadly.
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Lrbeverneato!
LrbeverGoing to see psychiatrist.
LrbeverStill think Flim's hair is more bacony. Somepony commented Sunset's looks more like ketchup and mustard.
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Lrbevermost impressive he's not wincing in pain and on the ground