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Depending on how much fun Splatoon really is, it might be the title that finally convinces me to buy a Wii U. After seeing the various previews and commercials, it seems like a game that my daughters and I would have a lot of fun playing together. Plus, they would have the ability to play as a girl, as well. That is a really big selling point for them.



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Bacon Baked Beans

Nothing says comfort food like a pot of baked beans. This recipe combines brown sugar, thick-cut bacon, mustard, molasses and onions to create an award-winning dish. It’s perfect for serving a large crowd so make it for a summer BBQ or potluck. Make a batch for Father’s Day festivities or bookmark it for the 4th of July. It also re-heats well so make a batch and have it as your side dish for the rest of the week. You can’t go wrong with baking bacon baked beans! Say that ten times fast…

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Prep time: 10 min.
Cook time: 3 hours
Serves: 14-16

Ingredients

8 slices thick-cut bacon, cut in half
3 cans (28 ounces each) baked beans
1 cup packed (divided) Dixie Crystals Light Brown Sugar
1 large onion, finely chopped
1/2 cup ketchup
2 tablespoons molasses
2 teaspoons yellow mustard
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper

Directions:

Preheat oven to 400°F. Combine beans, 3/4 cup of brown sugar, onion, ketchup, molasses, mustard, salt and pepper in a 3-quart casserole dish.
Dredge bacon in remaining 1/4 cup brown sugar. Place strips on top of beans. Bake for 3 hours or until sauce is thickened. Enjoy!

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Now that’s art.

Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim televangelist who hosts a TV show in Turkey, received a viewer’s question last week concerned masturbation. The viewer said he enjoyed it despite being married, even touching himself when he visited Mecca.

In response, a flustered Han said that masturbation is a sin. And if you keep it up, your hands will be pregnant in the afterlife.

Seriously.

Hurriyet Daily News explains:

After repeating the question a few times, Han claimed that Islam strictly prohibits masturbation as a “haram” (forbidden) act. “Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of Prophet Muhammad.

“If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?” the televangelist added, advising the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations.”

So many thoughts here…

Your uterus isn’t in your hand.

Pregnancy isn’t a punishment.

Masturbation isn’t a sin.

What if you masturbate a lot? Will you have multiple children?

If your hand gets pregnant for masturbating, why not keep doing it, since you’re already being punished?

How long does a hand-pregnancy last?

How would your hands give birth? Would you just shoot out the child like Spiderman does with a web?

What would happen if a guy fingered a woman instead? If a hand can get pregnant, can a finger or two impregnate someone? And if that’s the case, what happens when I do this?

This gives the Vulcan salute a whole new meaning…

As one website put it, I guess you would have to raise that kid single-handedly.

(Top image via YouTube. Bottom image via Wikipedia)

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