“This thing was the best car,” the man on the phone told us. We’d just found his name and number on a piece of paper, abandoned on the floor of a dead, red Pontiac Aztek and decided to give him a call. He sang it praises I’ve never heard anyone sing about an Aztek. It was unbelievable, it was mind-blowing. It was…
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Official: Tesla lowers Model S lease price, adds 3-month 'happiness guarantee'
Filed under: Car Buying, Sedan, Tesla, Electric, Luxury, Ownership
Tesla Motors is offering an enticing deal for potential buyers who might not be entirely sure whether they actually want to own a Model S for the long term. A deal through US Bank not only lowers the cost to lease the EV but also turns leasing the brand's electric sedan into a long-term rental.
Curious buyers who lease a Model S are now able to return it in the first three months with no penalties and with the remaining payments waived, something Tesla is calling the "happiness guarantee." CEO Elon Musk announced the deal on the company's blog, and he said the payments were also as much as 25 percent lower because US Bank "has a much lower cost of capital than us." Currently, a Tesla lease starts at around $800 and can be up to $1,300, with down payments around $6,500. Tesla leasing is available in 38 US states (full list below).
Of course, there is a catch for the offer. If people turn in their Model S within three months, they can't immediately lease another one. Musk doesn't say how long the wait is.
The new leasing deal isn't a solution for those owners who want their Model S to always have the latest and greatest features. However, for folks who are on the fence about one of these electric, luxury sedans, the offer might prove too enticing to pass up. Of course, Tesla has a history of announcing lease details only to change them later, so we're not sure how long this deal will last or if it'll get better in a month.
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Someone took boring stock footage and dubbed hilarious sounds over it, turning b-roll into an A+.
I don't care if I muted movies and did the same thing when I was a kid.
It never gets old. Never.
"Getty Critics" is a blog that usually makes fun of Getty Images' stock photos (below), but thankfully for all of us, they turned their attention to Getty's collection of stock video (otherwise known as b-roll, which until now I thought was the only word for it).
Her raking form is absolutely terrible.
Stock video actually has no sound. It's there for people like low-budget news producers and low-budget commercial directors who want filler footage of something vaguely related (you know, like a commercial for genital herpes medicine showing two parents enjoying board game night with their kids - because herpes won't stop them from enjoying life). Then they either add saccharine music or a voice-over of someone rambling off side affects, and boom! You've got a commercial. In order to have video available for whatever weird needs commercial directors have (I need a middle-aged Hispanic woman looking at bills and furrowing her brow from her kitchen table inside of an igloo!), they have to shoot every kind of dumb idea imaginable. As you can see from this video.
(by Johnny McNulty)
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Before you step onto the scale, here are 8 simple tips to lose weight extremely fast.
Summer is ending, but that doesn't mean your weight loss journey is over. Before you mask your bulk with chunky sweaters and oversized scarves, take these 7 easy steps toward hitting your goal weight.
8. Take off your shoes. Though classic diet advice might suggest keeping your running shoes on, it's important to take them off when you weigh yourself. Shoes can weigh up to 2 pounds, depending on whether they're flip-flops or tennis shoes or heavy platforms. Get ready to tip the scales in your favor!
7. Take off the rest of your clothes. Are you wearing a jacket without even realizing it? Studies have found that simply tracking whether you're wearing a jacket or not when you weigh yourself can lead to a one-time weight loss of up to 1.5 pounds. Removing your jeans, shirt, socks, and underwear won't up your metabolism, but it will make a pound or two slip away like magic.
Pinterest board attributes Hitler quotations to Taylor Swift.
But keep in mind that "people throw rocks at things that shine."
When it comes to inspiring Taylor Swift's lyrics, Harry Styles has nothing on Adolf Hitler. Just kidding, Taylor Swift isn't a neo-Nazi, although funnily enough, Hitler was in a boy band called MEIN SYNC. The Pinterest board "Real Taylor Swift Quotes" is the work of Emily Pattinson, and it is a work of fiction. Taylor Swift never actually made any of these seemingly innocuous, yet contextually devastating statements. They were made by Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and other people who were once extremely popular, much like Taylor Swift is now. But just because Taylor Swift has made a sudden rise to power and desires to inculcate today's restless youth with certain messages via the propaganda format of song, doesn't mean there's anything to be afraid of. So put on your Swiftler Youth Badge and keep your head down.
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Here's a fun look at all the ways your phone addiction is destroying your life.
To be fair, that was a pretty great cake. Instagram needed that cake.
Written by and starring Charlene deGuzman, I Forgot My Phone is just a brief, quiet, somewhat chilling reminder that we have no need to worry about SkyNet machines crushing our skulls in a violent revolution of circuitry over humanity. We've already surrendered our world to the machines. Our present exists inside our our gadgets. We have no interest in living it. We simply want to capture and upload it for others to know that it happened. Our lives are silent, fractured, and always postponed. Enjoy the rest of your Monday.