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23 Jul 21:03

The Necktie

by DOGHOUSE DIARIES
Dan Jones

Truth

The Necktie

Neckties are stupid.  There, I said it.

22 Jul 19:59

Realistic Pokémon ReVamp

Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

 


Artist Gavin Mackey created this wicked series of fan art revamping what various Pok?mon might look like if they were more realistic! They look awesome and actually quite terrifying! Here are our favs and you can see his ongoing gallery here...

Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

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Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

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Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

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Realistic Pok?mon ReVamp

Artist: Gavin Mackey - (Source)

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July 22 2014
22 Jul 15:31

When the missionaries challenge me to invite someone to church

I’m like:

22 Jul 15:27

Pivotal Moments in Robot Civil Rights

by tga
Dan Jones

I'm pretty sure that Barack Robama is actually a cyborg: he's only half-robot.

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21 Jul 16:36

07.21.2014

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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21 Jul 15:40

#900 – Spun (4 Comments)

by Chris

#900 – Spun

“Sir, this it third dessicated corpse of a criminal we’ve found hung up in a web this week.” “Hmm, I bet it’s one of those costumed freaks. Look into that Captain America clown. He seems a little shifty.” Also! I have a new shirt available for the next 3 days! Check it out here: http://teespring.com/bodybyprocrastination
21 Jul 15:39

This Is How Superheroes Shave [Comic]

by Stefan A. Slater

supershave

Oh, Spider-Man. Well, at least he never has to buy his own waxing kit.

(Dragonarte via Geeks Are Sexy)

21 Jul 01:55

Enid vs. Our Day 7/20/2014



Enid vs. Our Day

7/20/2014

19 Jul 17:17

Beverage Logic

by DOGHOUSE DIARIES

Beverage Logic

Okay I’m pretty sure McDonalds Coke is way different from normally bottled Coke. Next time you have it, close your eyes and think of apple pie, and taste the interesting resemblance. Or am I crazy. Comments here.

18 Jul 20:04

Mandalorian Snow White Is After The Bounty On The Evil Queen [Cosplay]

by Nicole Wakelin

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She might seem all cute and innocent hanging out with the dwarfs and singing with the animals, but this version of Snow White is ready to kick some Evil Queen butt. Cosplayer Amber Arden has created a fantastic mashup of Boba Fett’s Mandalorian armor with her own princess duds and she looks fantastic. Photos by Estrada Photography.

See another picture after the break.

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Send your cosplay pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

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17 Jul 19:30

Romance in the 21st Century

by Sarah Yoshimura
   

Writer's Note:

iHeartbreak.

   

Artist's Note:

Hey, ain't nothing wrong about researching your potential date, but it becomes disturbing when you know nearly everything they like. But when people broadcast their lives 24/7, it shouldn't be a total surprise if a stranger seems to know more than they should.

17 Jul 12:58

Temptress.

Wait till you see my tongues.
17 Jul 12:58

Marvel Announces All-New Captain America

Marvel Announces All-New Captain America

 


On the heels of the female Thor announcement Marvel just revealed another big change in their upcoming comics! Sam Wilson aka Falcon will assume his new role as Captain America n ALL-NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA #1 by Rick Remender and Stuart Immonen.

Read comments from Rick Remender and Tom Brevoort on Marvel.com here.

And here is the All-New Captain America #1 cover by Stuart Immonen which shows Sam?s specially designed suit, incorporating the wings of the Falcon persona while still bearing the unmistakable stars and stripes of the Captain America role...

Marvel Announces All-New Captain America

And this image from Entertainment Weekly shows Marvel's 'Avengers NOW!' new line up...
Marvel Announces All-New Captain America

Source: Marvel.com

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July 16 2014
17 Jul 12:27

Cannibalism

by xkcd

Cannibalism

How long could the human race survive on only cannibalism?

Quinn Shaffer

There are about 500 trillion calories of human in the world. If it could be frozen or otherwise preserved, that would be enough—at least in terms of raw calories—to keep a tiny breeding population alive for millions of years.

Eating nothing but meat sounds bad, nutritionally, but the lack of vegetables wouldn't necessarily kill you. People can survive on high-meat or all-meat diets, especially if they eat things like organ meat and bone marrow; there are more vitamins and nutrients found in those which are missing from the narrower range of mammal skeletal muscle and fat in the typical western diet.

The US experienced meat shortages during World War II because so much food was being diverted to soldiers and allies overseas. In response to this, the US government decided to encourage Americans to eat more organs and other animal body parts. They employed some of the world's best anthropologists, psychologists, social scientists, and food scientists to figure out a way to change American eating habits.

One of the ideas the project had was that these foods should be rebranded as variety meats.[1]More on this in the hilarious Mary Roach book Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal A Google Books search shows the phrase appearing suddenly in US books around that time (a pattern not seen in British books.) When the war ended, many of these research efforts were dropped, but this 2002 article tries to piece together what they learned.

There are a lot of things we don't understand about nutritional deficiencies, and—to put it mildly—a lot of dispute over what kind of diets are healthy or aren't healthy. But no matter what nutrients we would or wouldn't get in Quinn's scenario, we'd face a bigger problem: contaminated food. Even if you cooked your meat, it would be hard to avoid all kinds of disease exposure as you worked your way through the remains of the human population.

In a small enough population, every outbreak is a pandemic; it wouldn't take long for something to wipe you out.

There are also some obvious practical problems. Unless you're one of a small handful of people, you have no way to kill the majority of living humans without some of them killing you first.

Let's consider a different scenario, one probably more in line with what Quinn was imagining: What if half the population ate the other half?[2]On second thought, I really have no idea what specific scenario Quinn was imagining, and I'm not sure I want to know.

If the average human weighs 50 kilograms and eats a couple thousand calories per day, then—according to Ryan North—then one person contains enough meat to feed another person for about a month.

If, every month, half the population eats the other half, we could go for 32 months[3]Which should make sense to the computer science students out there, since "7 billion" is just barely too big to store in a 32-bit integer. of cannibalism before the second-to-last person was eaten by the last.

Eating people who have eaten other people is a bad idea. For starters, it's a bad idea because you're eating people. Why are you eating people!? But it's also bad because it's an effective way to transmit prion diseases.

On the other hand, most prion diseases have lengthy incubation periods, so it might be a lesser concern in a world where you have a 50% chance of getting eaten every month.

Lastly, we'd have to decide who got eaten in which round. We could fight it out, or—to be fair—we could pair off and flip coins. If we did, the result would be, literally, ...

... the tournament bracket to end all tournament brackets.

17 Jul 03:54

67 Giant Snails Seized At LAX

Dan Jones

Click through for the picture of all those snails.

Two picnic baskets packed with 67 live giant African snails were seized by federal authorities at Los Angeles International Airport, authorities said Monday.

The snails, which weighed a total of more than 35 pounds and reportedly were intended for human consumption, was apparently the largest seizure at LAX of the mollusks, which are sometimes fried and served as a snack.

The snails were discovered July 1 in two picnic baskets, which weighed more than 35 pounds, said Lee Harty of U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

The snails arrived from Lagos, Nigeria, and were headed to San Dimas, she said.

In the past, federal inspectors have discovered one or two of the large snails hidden in luggage, but this marked "the first time this pest has been encountered in such large quantity and as a consumption entry" in Los Angeles, said Todd C. Owen, director of field operations for the customs agency.

Giant African snails, also known as land snails, can live as long as 10 years and grow up to eight inches long. The snails can carry parasites harmful to humans.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture deems the large snails as a damaging species, consuming more than 500 types of plants, according to federal authorities.

But when the snails can't find fruits and vegetables to eat, they will "eat paint and stucco off of houses," the customs agency said in a statement.

The incident remains under investigation.

For breaking news in Los Angeles and California, follow @VeronicaRochaLA. She can be reached at veronica.rocha@latimes.com.

Copyright © 2014, Los Angeles Times
16 Jul 20:03

Why Using Chrome on Windows Literally Sucks (Battery, that is)

by Joey-Elijah Sneddon
Dan Jones

Bad move, Google.

batteryAn innocuous sounding setting in Google Chrome is causing the app to chow down as much as 25% more battery power than rival web browsers on Windows.

The post Why Using Chrome on Windows Literally Sucks (Battery, that is) appeared first on OMG! Chrome!.

16 Jul 20:02

Regarding MARVEL's announcement that THOR will be a female from now on...

by MRTIM
Dan Jones

She's not wrong.


16 Jul 18:52

Marvel's Thor Is Now A Woman

In an announcement made on ABC's The View this morning and confirmed to The Verge, Thor, Marvel's God of Thunder, will henceforth be a woman in the comics. The news is a major shift in Marvel's continuity, since Thor is one of the oldest superheroes in the Marvel universe. Details are forthcoming.

Developing...

16 Jul 15:16

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16 Jul 15:15

The House Just Voted To Ban Internet Taxes — Forever

Dan Jones

Awesome

Internet access is free of government taxes—and it now looks like it might stay that way for a long time.

The House passed a bill on voice vote Tuesday that would for the first time make permanent a ban on federal, state, and local taxation of Internet access. The measure now heads to the Senate, where a similar bill sponsored by Sen. Ron Wyden has racked up more than 50 cosponsors.

The Permanent Internet Tax Freedom Act is an attempt by Congress to definitively bar government from taxing users for Internet access or levying discriminatory Internet-specific taxes on things like email or bandwidth. It is separate from a controversial effort brewing in Washington to create a tax on Internet sales, which has drawn sizable opposition from online retailers like eBay.

In a historically unproductive Congress, the bill represents one of the only pieces of substantive legislation that stands a chance of landing on the president's desk and signed into law this year.

A ban on taxing Internet access has been in place since President Clinton signed a bill into law in 1998, enacted in part to protect the growth of the then-nascent technology. The measure has been renewed three times, most recently in 2007, and is set to expire Nov. 1.

But the legislation endorsed by the House on Tuesday would do more than simply make that tax ban permanent. It also would also end taxes in seven states—Hawaii, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, Texas, and Wisconsin—that were already on the books before the 1998 law and allowed to continue.

"This legislation prevents a surprise tax hike on Americans' critical services this fall," said Rep. Bob Goodlatte, chairman of the House Judiciary Committee and the bill's chief sponsor. "It also maintains unfettered access to one of the most unique gateways to knowledge and engine of self-improvement in all of human history."

"This legislation prevents a surprise tax hike on Americans' critical services this fall," said Rep. Bob Goodlatte. "It also maintains unfettered access to one of the most unique gateways to knowledge and engine of self-improvement in all of human history."

Although backed by a wide swath of Internet freedom and antitax coalitions, the bill is not without its detractors. Last week, the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities released a report harshly indicting the "harmful" legislation, which it calculated would cost states up to $7 billion in potential annual revenue. The seven states that currently have taxes on Internet access would collectively lose an estimated $500 million in annual revenue, the report added.

Some Democrats have urged for an adoption of another temporary extension of the tax moratorium. During debate last month in the Judiciary Committee, Rep. John Conyers, the panel's top Democrat, said the Internet no longer needs tax protections to grow, as it is "now a prosperous sector of the global economy."

"Studies show that there is no difference in the rates of household Internet access between states that tax Internet access and those states that do not tax Internet access," Conyers added. "In other words, there is no evidence that making [this bill] permanent will encourage people who do not currently subscribed to high-speed Internet access services to begin doing so."

Other Democrats have argued that a permanent tax moratorium infringes on states' rights. Yet despite a number of lawmakers rising to the floor in opposition, the bill passed on a voice vote Tuesday.

16 Jul 15:15

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by extrafabulouscomics@gmail.com

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16 Jul 15:15

Pearls Before Swine: Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Dan Jones

Truly, pizza is the true road to happiness

Pearls Before Swine
16 Jul 15:14

How To Lock Your Chrome Session When Sharing Your Laptop

by Joey-Elijah Sneddon
Dan Jones

I like this new feature. Very cool.

securityIf you're on the hunt for a safer way to share your computer while protecting your privacy, this neat new Chrome feature is worth checking out.

The post How To Lock Your Chrome Session When Sharing Your Laptop appeared first on OMG! Chrome!.

16 Jul 15:13

Pooch Cafe: Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Pooch Cafe
16 Jul 02:54

The World’s Longest Continuing Broadcast Turns 85 Today: Music and the Spoken Word

by Kylie Patten

After eight and a half decades and 4,427 episodes, Music and the Spoken Word, the world’s longest running network broadcast, celebrates its 85th

16 Jul 02:54

Mormon Missionaries Teach New Yorkers Using Sidewalk Chalk Art

by Kylie Patten

A chalk-drawn tree in Union Square grabbed the attention of passersby last month. Intrigued by the statement “find your family”

16 Jul 02:54

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15 Jul 20:21

July 15, 2014

Dan Jones

I feel his pain.


Kerpow!
15 Jul 18:56

Sympathy For The Comcast Rep From Hell

Above is eight solid minutes of empathic pain. It is a recording of a calm, polite caller, Ryan Block, attempting to cancel his Comcast service. The representative, by the time the recording starts, already sounds angry: He demands, again and again and again, to know why Block is leaving Comcast for a smaller provider, to know what it is that he—that Comcast—can't supply that this other company, this obviously objectively inferior company, this loser company, can. Just tell him what he did wrong, he says. Just explain to him. Just make him understand this stupid mistake.

The rep sounds, when he demands to be convinced of something that is both his company's fault and none of his company's business, like an abusive partner; that is how I interpreted this call, anyway, the first time I heard it. Judging by Twitter, where people are sharing similar experiences, many others did too. (One of the last times I dealt with a cable company, Time Warner, it was to try to reinstate an account and associated email address that had been removed for days because a young rep insisted there was "no other way" to transfer the decades-old account from my deceased father to his spouse, my mother; a few weeks later, moving apartments in New York, I realized that here, as at my family home, as at my last apartment, I had no other option but Time Warner, who I then called and have been paying ever since. That's why people hate monopolies.)

But overnight my sympathies shifted: If you understand this call as a desperate interaction between two people, rather than a business transaction between a customer and a company, the pain is mutual. The customer service rep is trapped in an impossible position, in which any cancellation, even one he can't control, will reflect poorly on his performance. By the time news of this lost customer reaches his supervisor, it will be data—it will be the wrong data, and it will likely be factored into a score, or a record, that is either directly or indirectly tied to his compensation or continued employment. It's bad, very bad, for this rep to record a cancellation with no reason, or with a reason the script should be able to answer. There are only a few boxes he can tick to start with, and even fewer that let him off the hook as a salesman living at the foot of a towering org chart. The rep had no choice but to try his hardest, to not give up, to make it so irritating and seemingly impossible to leave that Block might just give up and stay. The only thing he didn't account for was the possibility the call would be recorded. Now he's an internet sensation. The rep always loses.

What the rep really wanted, and what Block could have provided, was an excuse. Lie! Mention something about leaving town. That would have saved everyone time and energy, and given the rep the escape he needed from this particular circle of service industry hell. Two people trapped in a shitty situation, acknowledging how shitty it is and escaping in the least costly, least painful way possible.

Of course, it's absurd that a company like Comcast is able to force two humans into combat like this in the first place. If you don't take the existence of a near-monopoly company like Comcast for granted—and why should we?—the situation is as clear as can be: The rep didn't abuse Block, and Block didn't torture the rep. Comcast, the organization, is tormenting them both.

Comcast and Time Warner are in the process of merging in a paper-swap worth somewhere north of $40 billion. They are doing this to consolidate power, to consolidate assets, and to make the relationships like the one they once had with Block not just deep, but permanent. Comcast's call script could not account for the possibility that a customer might choose to switch to another company that isn't "number one," as the rep repeated, out of distaste. A merger might fix that: It brings these companies one step closer to making sure there's no number two.

I hope this tape gets played in front of Congress.

15 Jul 14:43

How to Enable Google’s Chrome App Launcher on Linux

by Joey-Elijah Sneddon
Dan Jones

I do use this from time to time on my work computer (Win7), so having it on my home computer would be handy. Right now, I have to middle-click on the Apps "bookmark" to open chrome://apps in a new tab.

launcherWant to add the nifty Chrome App Launcher to your Linux desktop? In this guide we'll show you how, plus give a thorough overview of its various features.

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