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01 Apr 14:44

SUPERHOT running on the Quake 1 engine

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01 Apr 13:37

Le serious face

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01 Apr 13:22

(Spoilers All) Webmaesters of the Free GeoCities, a brief view of ancient fansites.

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self.asoiaf – posted by Biskeet

Sorry for the title.

I’ve been doing some research for a thing I wanna write. It’s about GeoCities, how it was canned, and the people involved who have been archiving what they can since Yahoo killed it. I decided it would be fun to find some old ASOIAF fansites, if any still existed, and boy, do they. Apologies if this is all known information, but it’s new to me, and I hope to some of you.

We’ll start with some fan art from The Gallery at Greywater Watch. This is a relatively new website, at a sprightly 12 years old. It’s interesting to see some portraits with zero influence from the show. Here’s Robb, looking broody, here’s Jamie looking… chirpy, along with a tired lion; Hear Me Yawn. There’s Dany and a bad ass dragon, there’s even Mag Mar Tun Doh Weg.

It’s not just people, here’s the Eyrie, Casterly Rock and the Twins, amongst other places.

Next we’ve got Riverrun, a site which was last updated in 2001. There’s a nice sketch of Jon, Robb and Bran. A lot of the website is, of course, under construction ("MAJOR CONSTRUCTION" in this site’s case), although there is some badly formatted 2002 fan fiction. Make sure you follow the rules, though...

The bio of GRRM is coming soon, presumably around the same time as TWoW.

The forum is partially archived, and there’s some 2001 tinfoil about the identity of Azor Azhai. Stannis is suggested, but the details of the discussion are lost in the e-aether. There’s a theory about Jon eventually marrying Sansa, R+L=J is old news, and a few people suggest Loras/Renly might MAYBE have had feelings for each other. 42 carat tinfoil. I like the theory that Tyrion and LSH will team up, because why not?

There’s lots to read, it’s just pot luck if they’re archived or not.

The Isle of Faces, which was last updated in 2001, features information on the Houses, family trees and a sadly under construction section on theories. R+J=L is backed up, but other suggestions are put forth. Benjen as daddy, anyone?

By the way, A Feast for Crows is coming out in Feb 2004, while books 5 and 6 will be The Winds of Winter and A Time For Wolves (I know this is common knowledge, but it’s cool just seeing it written down, like it’s a real thing).

Here’s some homebrew rules for an RPG, if you’re into that sort of thing.

A Song of Ice and Fire is next. Come for the animated fire gifs, stay for the fan casting of a SOIAF film. This summer, Kevin Spacey or Gary Oldman is Petry Baelish. John Rhys-Davis is Robert Baratheon. Mandy Patinkin is Syrio Forel. Arnold Schwarzenegger is Hodor. Madonna is Cersei. Macaulay Culkin is Joffrey. It goes on and go, but the best casting, one which HBO are, quite frankly, fucking stupid not to have listened to - Cuba Gooding Jr IS…. Khal Drogo.

There’s news on the forthcoming publication of A Storm of Swords, even some fan mail with GRRM. When asked about the wacky fan theories posted on the site, he replies “Well, some of the theorists are hot and some are very cold indeed, but I prefer not to give anything away until the proper time.” CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED. Here’s an archived version of an interview transcript mentioned on the site.

My favourite bit is probably the request not to harass GRRM with pointless questions. “If you feel you cant help it, remember, the TWO year gap between A GAME OF THRONES and A CLASH OF KINGS!” Sweet summer child.

There’s an old message board that has some interesting chat. In 1999, SK (Stephen King, obviously) suggests Robb’s time on this Planetos is coming to an end. There’s a worry that disk space could lead to a change of format in the message board. O, the 90s. Most of the topics are sadly lost, but titles like ‘Just making sure the bulletin board is Y2k compliant’ and ‘Who are Jon’s parents’ suggest greatness.

There's probably more kicking around, but I thought it'd be fun to check out. Hope you enjoyed some of the art and ancient, partially archived discussions.

01 Apr 13:04

How the physics teacher lost his job

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31 Mar 16:51

Fortress Forever, a Source engine remake of the original Team Fortress mods of Quake/Half-Life is now available on Steam as a completely free game

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31 Mar 16:35

Quick Look: Ziggurat

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Online coop fantasy rpg FPS thingy. Looks fun and pretty

Jeff and Brad are the rootinest, tootinest spell-slingers you ever did see in this fast-paced shooter.
31 Mar 16:25

[Poetry] twinkle twinkle

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31 Mar 12:03

[Haiku]The Power Rangers are here...

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31 Mar 11:44

I must make everyone feel like they have inferior intelligence.

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30 Mar 23:40

SNL: Disney's Bambi starring The Rock

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youtu.be – posted by Melanismdotcom

30 Mar 22:30

Tokyo is massive

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30 Mar 14:53

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

yencid:

yoshi-the-navy-beast:

kinedafish:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

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AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

what the fuck

Someone was high…. Scratch that, several someone’s were high

but the best part is that its the actual machete from machete kills and machete kills again

ok but like imagine watching this in theaters where the 3d transfer was so bad everything just looked red green and brown while this nonsense was happening. It was a cinematic bad trip

30 Mar 12:22

Easy Cheese 3D Printer

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30 Mar 12:21

Y'all Got a Cigarette?

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29 Mar 23:33

Let it go

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29 Mar 23:23

That akward moment

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29 Mar 19:57

RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I'll know if I've missed a dose. I bought these online.

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29 Mar 17:27

Ordered a game of thrones cake from a local bakery, I think it came out amazing

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29 Mar 16:32

iOS – When using alternative keyboards, it automatically...



iOS – When using alternative keyboards, it automatically switches to the default keyboard when typing in passwords (to ensure security)

/via Stephan

29 Mar 16:21

Seems like Matt Cutts has left Google for good...

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Maybe an april fools?

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29 Mar 07:44

a terrifying video of distracted teen drivers

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I see adults use their phone more frequently than teenagers and always beep when I see it to freak them out. Does everyone just treat the car as phone call time? It's illegal to use a phone at all now in IL, no one obeys it, and as far as I know, no one is enforcing it either.

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youtu.be – posted by Am0ebaa

28 Mar 03:44

[Haiku] ricky?

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youtube.com – posted by Samonellamiller

28 Mar 03:43

[Haiku] Who's that Pokemon?

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28 Mar 03:42

Sledding On Sand Dunes

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28 Mar 03:40

You wouldn't dare insult him virtually

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28 Mar 00:32

New Entourage (2015) trailer

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28 Mar 00:31

Maggie (2015) Official Trailer - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin

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27 Mar 21:16

Seeking Attention on Facebook

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27 Mar 17:12

A face-swap app registered the car's tire rim as a face...

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27 Mar 17:12

Bacon Lovers Unite! 35 Fun and Ridiculous Bacon-Related Products You Need in Your Life

by Abby Heugel
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MAKE IT STOP OH GOD

It’s been said that bacon is the duct tape of food. Wrap it around just about anything, and immediately all problems are solved. In fact, it’s estimated that each year more than 1.7 billion pounds of bacon are consumed in food service — and that’s not counting home cooks sizzling up the pork for their BLTs. (Do we even need the L and T at this point?)

So we know you eat the stuff. But did you know that there are even action figures and ways to literally love bacon “to death” available for your purchasing pleasure? Here are 35 ways to get your bacon fix without clogging your arteries.

Bacon-Scented Pillow

The future of sleep is here, and apparently it smells like cured meat.

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Image: J&D Foods

Bacon Vodka

You can make vodka with potatoes, so bacon vodka is basically just like having a meat and potatoes-type meal that your mom used to make, right?

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Image: Bakon Vodka

Juicy Jewelry

Nothing says “classy” quite like an ode to pork around your neck.

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Image: Kawaii Buddies

Lip Balm

How about a little lard-scented balm for your lips?

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Image: LOFT

Gummy Bacon

Not for those who prefer their bacon crispy.

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Image: Daily Meal

Naked Bacon Cooking Armor

Because when cooking naked, the risk of a grease burn in sensitive areas can’t be overlooked…if that’s an issue for you. I won’t judge.

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Image: J&D Foods

Soap

I would think you would want to get the smell of bacon off your hands, but if not, then this is for you.

soap

Image: ThinkGeek

Action Figures

These come in a set of two: the all-American, strip-shaped “Mr. Bacon” and his nemesis, the evil, cube-shaped “Monsieur Tofu.”

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Image: Daily Meal

Bacon-Scented Mustache

It’s described as “the kind of thing that goes perfectly with woodworking, killing a snake with your bare hands, or internalizing your emotions,” which, ironically, could also just describe bacon.

 

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Image: McPhee

Formal Wear

That’s one way to try and endear yourself to the hungry, single males…or dogs wandering through the streets at night.

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Image: Amazon

iPhone Case

If you don’t want your iPhone stolen, this probably isn’t a stellar idea.

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Image: Gizmodo

Toothpaste

Four out of five dentists agree that this product is kind of insane.

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Image: McPhee

Briefcase

Nothing says “professional” like packing up papers in pork.

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Image: Bacon Today

Bacon Belt

I guess this makes sense. The more bacon you eat, the bigger your pants, and the greater the need for a belt.

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Image: Design Swan

Meat Mints

Again, shouldn’t mints get rid of the bacon scent?

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Image: NY Daily News

Toothpicks

For those times when you want something bacon-flavored to help you remove the bacon fragments from your teeth.

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Image: McPhee

Deodorant

I guess this gives new meaning to the term “meat sweats.”

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Image: J&D Foods

Savory Shoes

These are shoes made to look like bacon. Shoes.

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Image: That’s Like Whoa

USB Flash Drive

To help you save your pictures and recipes of bacon, perhaps?

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Image: Inventor Spot

Body Wash

Yet another unnecessary way to bring bacon to your morning routine, all without clogging the drain.

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Image: McPhee

Love Gloves

This takes “porking” to a whole new level, my friends.

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Image: Mrs. Jennifer Cook

Bacon Soda

Not to be confused with “baking soda.”

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Image: Bacon Freak

Bandages

There’s nothing that bacon can’t heal.

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Image: McPhee

Board Game

Nothing says “fun” like bacon making its way around the board toward a fiery demise!

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Image: Accoutrements

Wallet

Great for bringing home the bacon, right?

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Image: McPhee

Air Freshener

Somehow “bacon air freshener” sounds a bit like an oxymoron.

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Image: Amazon

Yodelling Bacon

It will want to make you wear your lederhosen to lunch…or poke your eyes out.

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Image: Amazon

Tape

Now you can bind things together in a sticky, meaty way.

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Image: Accoutrements

Envelopes

Maybe not everything should taste like bacon.

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Image: Daily Meal

Lubricant

If you’re truly a “lover” of bacon…

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Image: J&D Foods

Swine Suit

Seriously. This is a thing.

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Image: Costume Express

Floss

Improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the taste of crisp bacon.

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Image: McPhee

Sunscreen

Because only the bacon should be crispy and sizzling.

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Image: Mad Meat Genius

Candy Necklace

Forget diamonds. Bacon is a girl’s best friend…or candy. With this I guess you get both.

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Image: Accoutrements

The Bacon Coffin

May you rest in porky peace.

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Image: J&D Foods

Does bacon make everything better? Some of these products would suggest that it doesn’t, but I’m sure the person who thought of the “Naked Bacon Cooking Armor” would argue that it saves lives — or at least their own savory parts.