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22 Feb 16:49

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Ben Plowman

Nobody will be paying attention to the real world when Zuckerberg announces his coup. They will try to vote against him but there will be no "dislike" button.



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19 Feb 08:31

When you start a conversation with an npc in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

Ben Plowman

I lol'd super hard.

18 Feb 19:15

gifsboom: Polar bears smash the spy cams. [video][BBC]

Ben Plowman

Totally fucked up BB8, too. And good riddance. Not the best droid design.











gifsboom:

Polar bears smash the spy cams. [video]

[BBC]

14 Feb 07:01

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Ben Plowman

Ah yes, the patriot's handshake.



10 Feb 19:06

archivemodernarchitecture: Coin Museum (Sina Bank),Tehran,...

Ben Plowman

Yeah right prove it. How many coins are in there? A) 1 B) 2 C) 3 D) All of the above.





archivemodernarchitecture:

Coin Museum (Sina Bank),Tehran, Iran, 2015. © Nicolas Grospierre

heyyyy i used to walk past this allll the time

07 Feb 08:34

franksantoro: bassdrumofjedd: I’d pay anyone to revive this...

Ben Plowman

I had the same problem when I collected all (24?) of the star wars episode 1 soda cans. Luckily I put them in a plastic storage container, unluckily the soda just pooled in the bottom of the container, like 2 inches high, eating through all of the cans. And then grew mold. I ended up throwing them away.



franksantoro:

bassdrumofjedd:

I’d pay anyone to revive this soda just so i can keep the can art

Bill Boichel tried to keep a case of it - but by ‘97 the cans had rusted out - he said he should’ve emptied them but thought they’d keep -FS

06 Feb 21:53

ultrafacts: (Fact Source) Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!









ultrafacts:

(Fact Source)

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06 Feb 03:55

kingjaffejoffer: In downtown SF right now there are cops with...

Ben Plowman

lulz, the strange part to me is that the Super Bowl isn't even in SF. It's in Santa Clara. So I don't really understand why they're trying to spread the shit show around.

Also, this week there has been a helicopter hovering above the city during multiple days. Turns out it was a Homeland Security helicopter from the "Domestic Nuclear Detection Office" trying to make sure there's no nuclear devices in town: http://richmondsfblog.com/2016/02/02/yesterdays-helicopter-buzzing-was-brought-to-you-by/

The whole thing is goofy. Imagining instead of the whole US it was just me. If strangers were constantly trying to stab me, the best solution isn't to keep adding additional body armor. The best solution is probably trying to figure out why people are so pissed off that they want to stab me in the first place.



kingjaffejoffer:

In downtown SF right now there are cops with assault rifles on every corner. They’re on ATVs and jeeps rolling deep as fuck. The bomb sniffing dogs, swat teams, giant armored looking vehicles etc. 

They have big signs everywhere informing people that they are under surveillance. 

Its weird. 

(this pic might post again later because the tumblr app is dumb)

05 Feb 18:34

qkaboo: krabbydon: readysteadytrek: That is the plot of like...

Ben Plowman

Best episode by far is when Geordi gets a huge Engineer's crush on a famous lady engineer and makes a sexy engineering holodeck setup and then the real version catches him doing it.





qkaboo:

krabbydon:

readysteadytrek:

That is the plot of like 75% of TNG episodes I swear.

i was so prepared for image 2 to be “I’m at the taco bell”

05 Feb 03:05

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Ben Plowman

Looks like this dude should have duck ducked.



05 Feb 03:05

List Comprehension Code Golf

by Mahmoud
Ben Plowman

Why not just [x for x in range(10) if x % 2] ?

Ah code golf, pastime of our navelgazing alter egos. Being designed for readability and maintainability, Python doesn't always show well in this sort of sport, but occasionally we get thrown a bone. For instance, for nonzero even numbers less than 10:

>>> [x for x in range(10) if x and not x % 2]
[2, 4, 6, 8]

is equivalent to

>>> [x for x in range(10) if x if not x % 2]
[2, 4, 6, 8]

A whole character saved! Yes, a close reading of PEP 202 will show that one of the canonical examples of list comprehensions uses this pattern for... some reason.

Either way, now you know. Sally forth and do what must be done with all code golf tricks: Never, Ever Use Them For Production Code.

-- Mahmoud
http://sedimental.org/
https://github.com/mahmoud
https://twitter.com/mhashemi
01 Feb 21:11

Really disliking the design and behavior regressions of this Android lollipop “upgrade”.

Ben Plowman

You're just mad because now, thanks to material design, you're downloading 30% more apps.

Really disliking the design and behavior regressions of this Android lollipop “upgrade”.

01 Feb 10:07

New Featured Wikipedia Article: South Park: The Stick of Truth...

Ben Plowman

FYI, you are now sharing South Park content on tumblr. ;-p



New Featured Wikipedia Article: South Park: The Stick of Truth http://ift.tt/1QJYzTj

30 Jan 17:35

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Ben Plowman

haha, I don't get it. Is this just an ad against Tinder? Like you can't tell from just the picture? Because it seems like they're saying Match.com is full of Hannah's so you better line up, boys.



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29 Jan 18:53

slimetony: I just love how this is worded im just imagining a...

Ben Plowman

I hope this is a classic wacky law scenario where the British were unable to legally build an atomic bomb without this guy's permission so the US had to do it instead.



slimetony:

I just love how this is worded im just imagining a Hungarian dude walking around London in the 30s with a screwdriver and scrap metal just putting together a nuclear bomb on his morning commute

29 Jan 05:23

basically the same animal really

Ben Plowman

I never really thought about it before, but you're right. All the way down to the tiny poops.















basically the same animal really

28 Jan 18:55

This made me uncomfortable, but I still think you all need to...

Ben Plowman

This dude is so Canadian he looks like a goddamn Who. Of the Whoville sort.



This made me uncomfortable, but I still think you all need to see it.

27 Jan 18:44

ultrafacts: The “=” symbol that is now universally accepted...

Ben Plowman

Other math fun fact I learned recently: Fibonacci is largely responsible for bringing Arabic numerals to Western Europeans. After he introduced them, it became possible to compute interest in Europe for the first time.





ultrafacts:

The “=” symbol that is now universally accepted in mathematics for equality was first recorded by Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

the decimal point wasn’t invented until around the same time as calculus

27 Jan 18:41

Android Developer Story: Travel app Wego, increases monthly user retention by 300% with material design

by Reto Meier
Ben Plowman

Google is funny. They push A/B testing and analytics really hard and then at the same time say nonsense like "We made the buttons prettier and then afterward we got more users and that means Material Design caused it."

Posted by Lily Sheringham, Google Play team

Headquartered in Singapore, Wego is a popular online travel marketplace for flights and hotels for users in South East Asia and the Middle East. They launched their Android app in early 2014, and today, more than 62 percent of Wego app users are on Android. Wego recently redesigned their app using material design principles to provide their users a more native Android experience for consistency and easier navigation.

Watch Ross Veitch, co-founder and CEO, and the Wego team talk about how they increased monthly user retention by 300 percent and reduced uninstall rates by up to 25 percent with material design.


Learn more about material design, how to use Android Studio, and how to find success on Google Play with the new guide ‘Secrets to App Success on Google Play.’

23 Jan 10:12

but-u-didcreateme-n-surviveidid: youknowiaintshit: no sound...

Ben Plowman

Found the full one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWkcDjhZvkw

It's in Switzerland. Spoiler: someone yells "OPAAAAA" right before the carnage.



but-u-didcreateme-n-surviveidid:

youknowiaintshit:

no sound :-(

I watched this 30 times

21 Jan 07:24

mapsontheweb: Average gas prices per gallon in the US, Jan...

Ben Plowman

Notable reasons why what is happening? The price differential? Because the obvious answer to that question is each state has its own gas tax. CA has one of the highest.



mapsontheweb:

Average gas prices per gallon in the US, Jan 2016.

Related: Prices one year ago

Interactive map >>

so far people i’ve pointed this out to seem to actively reject the possibility that there are any notable reasons why this is happening

19 Jan 22:24

mapsontheweb: What do you call a bread that can be split in...

Ben Plowman

Cob? Barm? No wonder we revolted.



mapsontheweb:

What do you call a bread that can be split in half and filled with cheese and ham (or with chips in the North) etc.?

More word maps >>

14 Jan 18:28

The rise and decline of Wikipedia?

by Tyler Cowen

Halfaker, Geiger, Morgan, and Riedl have a new paper on this topic (pdf), here is the abstract:

Open collaboration systems like Wikipedia need to maintain a pool of volunteer contributors in order to remain relevant. Wikipedia was created through a tremendous number of contributions by millions of contributors. However, recent research has shown that the number of active contributors in Wikipedia has been declining steadily for years, and suggests that a sharp decline in the retention of newcomers is the cause. This paper presents data that show that several changes the Wikipedia community made to manage quality and consistency in the face of a massive growth in participation have ironically crippled the very growth they were designed to manage. Specifically, the restrictiveness of the encyclopedia’s primary quality control mechanism and the algorithmic tools used to reject contributions are implicated as key causes of decreased newcomer retention. Further, the community’s formal mechanisms for norm articulation are shown to have calcified against changes – especially changes proposed by newer editors.

This is an interesting paper, but I think it undervalues the hypothesis that potential contributors simply prefer to be in on things which are both new and cool.  Wikipedia, which is no longer new, cannot be so cool.  That is why Beethoven’s 5th does not top the pop charts, though if it were new it might.

For the pointer I thank David Siegel.

14 Jan 18:13

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Ben Plowman

Didn't understand at first and then laughed so hard I slobbered.



21 Dec 08:06

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Ben Plowman

haha, confirmed.



20 Dec 01:46

serval with melanism

Ben Plowman

that boycat is tall af



serval with melanism

14 Dec 00:24

citationneeded: Souplantation Link can’t quite parse this



citationneeded:

Souplantation

Link

can’t quite parse this

07 Dec 05:31

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Ben Plowman

When humans go extinct, raccoons are going to move inside the next day. They are definitely next in line, as a species.



06 Dec 01:17

one long arm hair for prez

Ben Plowman

hahaha just had to check. the one long nipple hair is no longer there. not sure when it left or why. the end of an era.

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: one long arm hair for prez


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06 Dec 01:16

Some photos from my O'Reilly shoot

Ben Plowman

Super cool, dude. How did it go? Is that trunk full of books your advance?















Some photos from my O'Reilly shoot