Leahgates

kissingwrinkles:

Coffee talk with Stella.

better than therapy

I know Harvey I don’t want to go back to work either

franklindbulldog:

I’m in love again. I must. have. her.

The girl or the ball

hermione-ganja:

amy-fieldmouse:

foreverwholocked:

to-blink-or-not-to-blink:

hiddles-n-downey:

brainette:

I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. 

This is what happened.

foreheadman

mormon

I like how Misha is something to do with a crime series on both.

Robert Downey Jr/Iron Man the Drunk

DENNIS DUMBASS

dduane:

And there’s my cute allowance already exceeded for today….

Next time you look up in the sky and see a bovine shaped cloud, thank a fluffy cow.

Next time you get frothy milk for your foamy coffee, thank a fluffy cow.

Next time you meet a big teddy bear in a cow pasture, thank a fluffy cow.

“After some Googling, it seems these fluffilicious cows are bred/sold by Matt Lautner Cattle.  Unbearably adorable. Don’t you just wanna hug and snorfle them?” -Kim L.

Cuteporter A.sal sent this in. “You should probably have this girl make official renderings of the animals on CO. Just saying. You’re welcome. LOVE your site.” We’re not endorsing this seller, of course- but let’s face it, these are MAXIMUM REDONK!

Remember the Little Man named Lentil? Turns out he is going in today to have his little problem area corrected. Check out the video, and fingers and paws crossed everything works out OK!  GO LENNY GO.

NEW! UPDATE FROM LENTIL’S FB 1:12pm PT
“Our boy is resting comfortably in ICU. The doctors and nurses are amazing in there. They wouldn’t allow for a photo…but I did get to see him and he’s being the strong boy that we know/love!”

UPDATE FROM LENTIL’S FB 10:12am PT
And Lentil is now back online, awake from the surgery! w00t!

UPDATE FROM LENTIL’S FB 9:41am PT
“SOLID palate!! He will shortly begin his scary part of the procedure…recovery! Think good thoughts/prayers!!! We are gonna do this- together!!”

UPDATE NEW PHOTOS 9:03am PT
Lentil is in surgery now. His FB has the latest nooz.

Photos from L’s FB.

(Say like Aunt Harriet on Batman:) Oh yes, officer! That’s her! She stole all my necklaces. I kept them in the top drawer of my dresser! I’ve never had anything like this happen before!

(Say like Sgt. Friday on Dragnet:) Yes m’am. We’ve seen her type before. We usually get this kind of thing with cat burglars. Thank-you for your cooperation. We’ll be in touch.

“This is my dog Bella Bell, she’s a boxer and is almost a year old.” -Erin B.

ionlyweardresses:

{Nigel Bear, the baby puppy years}

Hi alpha, was I the cutest baby puppy ever?

grayskymorning:

My day has been made.

hermione-ganja:

amy-fieldmouse:

foreverwholocked:

to-blink-or-not-to-blink:

hiddles-n-downey:

brainette:

I gave both of my parents a picture with these people on it and told them to write their first reactions of them. 

This is what happened.

foreheadman

mormon

I like how Misha is something to do with a crime series on both.

Robert Downey Jr/Iron Man the Drunk

DENNIS DUMBASS

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

reasonrules:

hermione-ganja:

A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.

SCREAMING

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.

Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.

The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.

Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.

He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of its kind in the world ever seen.

Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.

‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘

Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.

Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.

‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.

G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.

pickleandharveybulldogblog:

Sometimes I wonder what they were up to before falling asleep.

Our conclusion on this one is that Pickle stole the tennis ball from Harvey. Harvey tried to get it back. Pickle fell asleep on it. So Harvey gave up and took a nap also.

doodlesbytara:

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

reaill:

thank u

thatbadadvice:

Dear Mary, 26 May 2013:

I’m really confused right now and as I can’t talk to anybody else I’m trying the anonymity of the news paper. I have a relatively new girlfriend – it’s only a few months since we got together – and as a result of her having a virus, and vomiting all the time, the Pill wasn’t effective, and now she is pregnant. She wants to have an abortion because she says we don’t know each other well enough to be parents, and I can’t think of anything worse than aborting an unborn child. All the controversy going on right now doesn’t help, and I am at my wit’s end. None of our parents has a clue as to what is really going on. I’m in my late 20s and she is a few years younger. What are your thoughts?

Dear Anonymous,

Unlike you, I can think of something worse than aborting an unborn child: a woman who is unwilling to put her health and future at risk and commit to 18 years of parenthood with a near-stranger so that a grown-ass man doesn’t ever have to feel confused or sad about a decision he will never have to make for himself.

What an awful position you’re in, being physically unable to be pregnant and yet knowing exactly what pregnancy is like, and specifically what your girlfriend should do about hers! So many pregnant people experience complicated emotions about unplanned pregnancy and bodily autonomy, while you’re cursed with the absolute knowledge of what’s best for all pregnancies, if only everyone would just listen to your penisfeels for a minute.

But you’re helpless to force every pregnant person ever to carry every pregnancy to term, which is the right thing to do because you personally can’t imagine anything worse than something you literally cannot imagine because it literally will never happen to your body. O, cruel fate!

What can you do? Make a lot of frowns at your girlfriend so she sees how sad you will be if she doesn’t spend the next nine months, and potentially 18 subsequent years, attending to your emotional wellbeing, the most delicate and precious thing on the earth (besides zygotes).

sketchamagowza:

As Long As You Need To

bahhumpug:

Take a moment to appreciate the good and the not so good (e.g., toots) sounds your pug makes!(via Bah Humpug: Pug Sound Effects)

reasonrules:

hermione-ganja:

A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.

SCREAMING

worldofbulldog:

I’m not a playa, I just smush a lot

franklindbulldog:

I support the troops. And long weekends. Happy Memorial Day!