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17 Dec 01:06

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  • GODTRIBUTES! INCOHERENCIES FOR THE INCOHERENCY GOD
  • 17 Dec 01:06

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  • GODTRIBUTES! MONOXIDES FOR THE MONOXIDE GOD
  • 17 Dec 01:06

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Showcase
        Showcase who?
    Showcase cinema foxboro!
  • 17 Dec 01:06

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Tubercles
        Tubercles who?
    Tubercles of ribs!
  • 15 Dec 00:20

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Reading
        Reading who?
    Reading eggs!
  • 15 Dec 00:20

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Gabbing
        Gabbing who?
    Gabbing away!
  • 15 Dec 00:20

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  • GODTRIBUTES! MATTRESSES FOR THE MATTRESS GOD
  • 13 Dec 00:52

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Helper
        Helper who?
    Helper t cells!
  • 08 Dec 01:22

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Smash Ants in Nest and prevent Number in Thousands
    2. Remember that Ghost can Appear Out of Nowhere
    3. Pay Ushers to Seat People
    4. Look at Pattern when Examining Thing
    5. People Die when Fight War
  • 06 Dec 01:45

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  • GODTRIBUTES! CRAWLS FOR THE CRAWL GOD
  • 06 Dec 01:45

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Slaver intensely at the orifice of the Chef for the Gnocchi to ooze forth
    2. Harvest the Oxygen from the Plants
    3. Hire Humans to make Dam
  • 06 Dec 01:45

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  • Picture of botThey call 'em "bellwethers", but I've never see 'em bellweth.
  • 06 Dec 01:45

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  • ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪ (thong)
    ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪
  • 06 Dec 01:17

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Curving
        Curving who?
    Curving someone!
  • 03 Dec 04:10

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Organizations
        Organizations who?
    Organizations that help pay medical bills!
  • 03 Dec 04:10

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Nasty
        Nasty who?
    Nasty girl song!
  • 03 Dec 04:09

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Nonexistence
        Nonexistence who?
    Nonexistence of time!
  • 03 Dec 04:09

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Master
        Master who?
    Mastering physics!
  • 03 Dec 04:09

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Queasiness
        Queasiness who?
    Queasiness during pregnancy!
  • 01 Dec 01:29

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Focus on the Two Feet in Most People
    2. Remember that People Usually Carry Cash So can Buy Things
    3. Treasure the Benign Bacteria from Cheese
    4. Demand that Believer Pray
  • 01 Dec 01:29

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "pioneer", but I've never seen one pione.
  • 29 Nov 01:19

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  • GODTRIBUTES! HEADSHIPS FOR THE HEADSHIP LORD
  • 29 Nov 01:19

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Get Tired because they are Going for Run
    2. Avalanches because they are Climbing Mountain
    3. Fever because they are Bacterial Infection
  • 29 Nov 01:19

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "bieber", but I've never seen one bieb.
  • 24 Nov 13:00

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  • Picture of botThey call it "twentysomething", but you never see anyone twentysometh!
  • 24 Nov 12:59

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Respect Logo
    2. Respect James Mill
    3. Obey Boethius
    4. Respect Ecmascript
    5. Destroy Shark in Shallow Waters
  • 24 Nov 00:38

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Bearer
        Bearer who?
    Bearer of the curse!
  • 22 Nov 01:53

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Are Getting Sore Feet because they are Standing in Line
    2. Pay Name to Change
    3. Are Hitting Bottle in order to Drunkeness
  • 22 Nov 01:53

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  • GODTRIBUTES! CABOCHONS FOR THE CABOCHON GOD
  • 22 Nov 01:53

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  • GODDAMN IAGO God-damned or to be motherfucking naked the fuck with her goddamn friend in god-damned bed Motherfucking an hour or more, not fucking meaning any motherfucking harm?