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21 Jan 00:58

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  • GODTRIBUTES! TEDIOUSNESS FOR THE TEDIOUSNESS GOD
    • 21 Jan 00:58

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  • Picture of botThey call 'em "harbingers", but I've never see 'em harbing.
    • 19 Jan 00:14

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Autoantibodies
        Autoantibodies who?
    Autoantibodies long covid!
    • 19 Jan 00:14

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Crouch eagerly before the orifice of the Programmer for the Software to emerge
    2. Leave House then Go to Market
    3. Promote Builders that make Building
    • 19 Jan 00:13

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  • We shall your motherfucking tawny ground the fuck with your motherfucking red blood
    • 19 Jan 00:13

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Strip-search
        Strip-search who?
    Strip search rights!
    • 19 Jan 00:13

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "forever", but I've never seen one foreve.
    • 17 Jan 02:13

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  • GODTRIBUTES! TACTLESSNESS FOR THE TACTLESSNESS FIEND
    • 17 Jan 02:13

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  • GODTRIBUTES! DISEASES UNTO THE DISEASE GOD
    • 17 Jan 02:12

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  • GODTRIBUTES! SIGMOIDOSCOPIES FOR THE SIGMOIDOSCOPY GOD
    • 17 Jan 02:12

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  • GODTRIBUTES! RAVENS FOR THE RAVEN GOD
    • 17 Jan 02:12

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  • GODTRIBUTES! TELEPROMPTERS FOR THE TELEPROMPTER GOD
    • 14 Jan 01:56

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  • GODTRIBUTES! SAGANS FOR THE SAGAN GOD
    • 14 Jan 01:56

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  • Ah, motherfucking kill me the fuck with thy fucking weapon, not the fuck with words! My god-damned breast can fucking better brook thy god-damned dagger's point Than can my ears that god-damned tragic history. But god-damned wherefore dost god-damned thou come? Is 't for my goddamn life?
    • 14 Jan 01:55

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "scupper", but I've never seen one scup.
    • 14 Jan 01:55

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "chessher", but I've never seen one chessh.
    • 12 Jan 00:38

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Tingle
        Tingle who?
    Tingle zelda!
    • 12 Jan 00:38

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "schlenker", but I've never seen one schlenk.
    • 12 Jan 00:37

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  • ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩ (tubercles)
    ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩
    • 12 Jan 00:37

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Always understand Nick is Nuts
    2. Acknowledge that Cozy Blanket can Provide Comfort
    3. Command Robert to Face Edwina
    • 12 Jan 00:37

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  • God-damned pray now, god-damned no more. COMINIUS fucking Look, sir, your god-damned mother.
    • 10 Jan 00:26

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  • GODTRIBUTES! SNOWFLAKES FOR THE SNOWFLAKE GOD
    • 10 Jan 00:26

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  • Picture of botThey call 'em "barristers", but I've never see 'em barrist.
    • 10 Jan 00:26

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Make you Wake Up Hungry
    2. Enlist Maintaining Muscle Strength when it's time for Better Quality of Life
    3. Have Brevities
    4. Make you Burning Things
    • 10 Jan 00:26

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  • GODTRIBUTES! APPREHENSIONS UNTO THE APPREHENSION THRONE
    • 10 Jan 00:25

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Dashing
        Dashing who?
    Dashing through the snow!
    • 07 Jan 00:50

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "dossier", but I've never seen one dossi.
    • 07 Jan 00:50

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  • 𝄞 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪ (sublimer)
    𝄞 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪
    • 07 Jan 00:50

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Can be found at Cafeteria
    2. Win
    3. Feel Better
    4. Drink Lots of Water
    5. Go to Manhattan
    • 07 Jan 00:50

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  • motherfucking [Enter the fucking old goddamn Duchess of motherfucking York the fuck with the fucking two children of motherfucking Clarence.]