Jimkang

2022-2-16 02:56:07

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Telenovela
    Telenovela who?
Telenovelas univision!

2022-2-17 01:19:07

LINGUINI FOR THE LINGUINI GOD

2022-2-17 00:05:06

GODDAMN FRIAR LAWRENCE

2022-2-15 10:26:05

The most successful people I've met:

1. Have Make Sacrifices
2. Have Form Regardless of Size
3. Have Tv Stations
4. Have Energy

2022-2-14 10:26:05

The most successful people I've met:

1. Pay Computer Viruses to Arrive as Attachments to Emails
2. Sacrifice to the Every Food *and* its Special Taste
3. Pay Stars to Appearing at Show
4. Bouillabaisse via Bringing Home Fish
5. Demand that Faith Move Mountains

2022-2-15 02:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Gonadotropin
    Gonadotropin who?
Gonadotropin-releasing hormone (gnrh)!

2022-2-15 10:12:27

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪

2022-2-15 14:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Unbending
    Unbending who?
Unbending steel!

2022-2-11 02:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Vaporizers
    Vaporizers who?
Vaporizers for colds!

2022-2-11 10:34:05

They call it a "enfinger", but I've never seen one enfing.

2022-2-12 00:05:07

FUCKING A motherfucking boy?

2022-2-13 01:19:05

📁 📁 📁 📁 📁 📁 BEFORE THE 📁 GOD

2022-2-13 22:12:43

♬ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪

2022-2-6 14:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Gurgling
    Gurgling who?
Gurgling toilet!

2022-2-9 22:12:30

𝄞 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩

2022-2-8 01:19:08

SQUADS FOR THE SQUAD THRONE

2022-2-8 13:19:06

👄 👄 👄 👄 FOR THE 👄 FIEND

2022-2-10 10:12:35

♬ DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑

2022-2-3 10:12:22

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩

2022-2-4 01:19:06

📚 📚 📚 📚 UNTO THE 📚 GOD

2022-2-6 12:05:07

MOTHERFUCKING DAVY Now, god-damned sir, a god-damned new link to the goddamn bucket must the fuck needs be had. And, goddamn sir, do you fucking mean to fucking stop any of William's fucking wages about the god-damned sack he goddamn lost the other god-damned day at Hinckley motherfucking Fair?

2022-2-8 10:26:07

The most successful people I've met:

1. Worship I Richards
2. Crush Lovers
3. Worship Stephen King
4. Passionately smash People Who Homeless and prevent Receive Gifts

2022-2-4 02:56:07

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Shakes
    Shakes who?
Shakespeare!

2022-2-4 10:12:26

𝄞 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪

2022-2-5 10:34:05

They call 'em "chandeliers", but I've never see 'em chandeli.

2022-2-6 00:05:07

I am a fucking man again.--Pray you goddamn sit still.

2022-2-6 10:26:06

The most successful people I've met:

1. Can be found at Lovemaking Session
2. Go to Mediterranean Sea
3. Respect Xslt
4. Use Check for Pay Bill
5. Use Curtain for Hide

2022-2-4 00:05:07

That all the standers-by had motherfucking wet their cheeks

2022-2-3 13:19:21

PIGEON-HOUSES FOR THE PIGEON-HOUSE GOD

2022-2-3 14:56:08

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Resident
    Resident who?
Resident evil 4!