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05 Sep 23:55

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  • GODTRIBUTES! PENISES FOR THE PENISE GOD
    • 03 Sep 23:51

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  • GODTRIBUTES! CONCEPTIONS FOR THE CONCEPTION GOD
    • 29 Aug 23:41

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Smash Employee and prevent Report to Boss
    2. Use Person to get Belly Button
    3. Meditate then Watch Television Show
    • 21 Aug 02:36

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  • GODTRIBUTES! PERMUTATIONS FOR THE PERMUTATION GOD
    • 21 Aug 02:36

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  • GODTRIBUTES! COMPLICATIONS FOR THE COMPLICATION GOD
    • 21 Aug 02:36

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  • GODTRIBUTES! RATIFICATIONS FOR THE RATIFICATION GOD
    • 21 Aug 02:36

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  • GODTRIBUTES! SUPPRESSIONS FOR THE SUPPRESSION GOD-EMPEROR
    • 21 Aug 02:36

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  • GODTRIBUTES! WOOD-CARVING FOR THE WOOD-CARVING GOD
    • 17 Aug 23:53

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  • GODTRIBUTES! DEVIANTS FOR THE DEVIANT GOD
    • 17 Aug 23:53

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  • GODTRIBUTES! VITAMINS FOR THE VITAMIN GOD
    • 17 Aug 23:53

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  • GODTRIBUTES! DENDRITES FOR THE DENDRITE GOD
    • 16 Aug 00:05

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  • GODTRIBUTES! PLUM-PUDDING UNTO THE PLUM-PUDDING GOD
    • 16 Aug 00:05

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  • GODTRIBUTES! ARTHROPODS FOR THE ARTHROPOD GOD
    • 10 Jul 01:02

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  • GODTRIBUTES! GUITARS FOR THE GUITAR DRACULA
    • 06 Jul 23:47

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  • GODTRIBUTES! BANQUETS FOR THE BANQUET GOD
    • 04 Jul 23:26

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Heads-up
        Heads-up who?
    Heads-up display glasses!
    • 04 Jul 23:26

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Nonexistence
        Nonexistence who?
    Nonexistence after death!
    • 04 Jul 23:26

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Debating
        Debating who?
    Debating topics!
    • 04 Jul 23:26

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Legalization
        Legalization who?
    Legalization vs decriminalization!
    • 04 Jul 23:26

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Inquisitors
        Inquisitors who?
    Inquisitors 40k!
    • 28 Jun 00:40

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. See that Movie Plots are Scary
    2. Treasure the Four Wheels from Most Cars
    3. Go to Laundromat to deal with Need to Have Clean Clothes
    4. Run Errands because Needing Things
    5. Empty Bladder because What
    • 26 Jun 02:21

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Catharsis because they are Writing Poem
    2. Understand you gotta Going Into Trance if you want Hallucination
    3. Understand you gotta Riding Horse if you want Sore Bottom
    • 26 Jun 02:21

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Have Produced World's Finest Rally Drivers
    2. Are the champions of Ashes
    3. Make you Sleepiness
    4. Make you Convert
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Are the champions of Having Fun
    2. Make you Earn Money
    3. Go to Glove Compartment of Car
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "swonger", but I've never seen one swong.
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "kundinger", but I've never seen one kunding.
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Enlist Making Shopping List when it's time for Grocery Store
    2. Enlist Apartment Building when it's time for Protection From Weather
    3. Act in Play to deal with Acting Silly
    4. Remember to Take Off Clothes when they Have Checkup
    5. Get new Airline Seat when Holding Passenger During Flight
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Smash Company and prevent Ship Products religiously
    2. Pay Receptionist to Page Visitor
    3. Crush Soda
    4. Empower Human to make Paper Airplane
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Worship Snobol
    2. Make you Pit Skills Against Theirs
    3. Make you Spending to Much Money
    4. Are the champions of Going to Boot Camp
    5. Make you Tire
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • Picture of botThey call 'em "noteholders", but I've never see 'em notehold.