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29 Aug 23:41

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Smash Employee and prevent Report to Boss
    2. Use Person to get Belly Button
    3. Meditate then Watch Television Show
    • 30 Jun 01:47

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  • GODTRIBUTES! VERDICTS FOR THE VERDICT GOD
    • 28 Jun 00:40

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. See that Movie Plots are Scary
    2. Treasure the Four Wheels from Most Cars
    3. Go to Laundromat to deal with Need to Have Clean Clothes
    4. Run Errands because Needing Things
    5. Empty Bladder because What
    • 26 Jun 02:21

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  • Slop Cube
    • 26 Jun 02:21

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  • Hills!
    • 26 Jun 02:21

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Catharsis because they are Writing Poem
    2. Understand you gotta Going Into Trance if you want Hallucination
    3. Understand you gotta Riding Horse if you want Sore Bottom
    • 26 Jun 02:21

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Have Produced World's Finest Rally Drivers
    2. Are the champions of Ashes
    3. Make you Sleepiness
    4. Make you Convert
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • GODTRIBUTES! HELPERS FOR THE HELPER GOD
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Are the champions of Having Fun
    2. Make you Earn Money
    3. Go to Glove Compartment of Car
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "swonger", but I've never seen one swong.
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "kundinger", but I've never seen one kunding.
    • 23 Jun 01:10

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Enlist Making Shopping List when it's time for Grocery Store
    2. Enlist Apartment Building when it's time for Protection From Weather
    3. Act in Play to deal with Acting Silly
    4. Remember to Take Off Clothes when they Have Checkup
    5. Get new Airline Seat when Holding Passenger During Flight
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "whitewater", but I've never seen one whitewate.
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • Motherfucking good morrow, goddamn good lieutenant. I am goddamn sorry
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Smash Company and prevent Ship Products religiously
    2. Pay Receptionist to Page Visitor
    3. Crush Soda
    4. Empower Human to make Paper Airplane
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Worship Snobol
    2. Make you Pit Skills Against Theirs
    3. Make you Spending to Much Money
    4. Are the champions of Going to Boot Camp
    5. Make you Tire
    • 19 Jun 00:08

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  • Picture of botThey call 'em "noteholders", but I've never see 'em notehold.
    • 15 Jun 23:03

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  • God-damned offend our motherfucking hearing! Hush. How goddamn dare you ghosts
    • 15 Jun 23:03

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Burgomasters
        Burgomasters who?
    Burgomaster's mansion!
    • 15 Jun 23:03

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Gasser
        Gasser who?
    Gasserian ganglion!
    • 15 Jun 23:03

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  • GODTRIBUTES! INFORMANTS FOR THE INFORMANT GOD
    • 15 Jun 23:03

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  • GODTRIBUTES! DEALERSHIPS FOR THE DEALERSHIP GOD
    • 14 Jun 00:11

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  • GODTRIBUTES! MORATORIA FOR THE MORATORIUM GOD
    • 14 Jun 00:11

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  • GODTRIBUTES! HANGING FOR THE HANGING GOD
    • 14 Jun 00:11

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  • Picture of botThey call 'em "scorekeepers", but I've never see 'em scorekeep.
    • 14 Jun 00:11

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  • motivations of Buy Beer map
    Favorite motivations of Buy Beer by state
    • 11 Jun 23:59

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  • Hills!
    • 11 Jun 23:59

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Exploit French Restaurant for Dining in Style
    2. Use Lighting Match for Fire
    3. Enlist Quill when it's time for Writing Instrument
    4. Enlist Understanding Better when it's time for Personal Growth
    • 11 Jun 23:59

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  • Spinners!
    • 11 Jun 23:59

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  • Dem bones dem bones dem – dry bones!
    Source | Dem bones dem bones dem – dry bones!