Infinull

these kids these days don’t known our struggle

tastefullyoffensive:

Zelda and Frankenstein commiserate. [depressedalien]

tubofgoodthings:

flukeoffate:

Everything is better when you pretend Anon hate is coming from Muppets.

that’s genius

“I — look, I don’t even have a particularly vested interest in vampire mythology, but I feel like we have to agree as a race that certain vampiric characteristics are immutable lest we devolve into total vampire relativism. It’s a slippery slope! Vampires that go to church and walk on holy ground? I don’t want to wake up in ten years and have to see a movie about werewolves who are for all intents and purposes Cylons, or whatever. You cannot be both a vampire and a regular churchgoer. I must draw the line, and I draw it here.”

- Things That Actually Happened In Vampire Academy (via timoni)

131-di:

miss-all-mad-here:

allons-ytobakerstreet:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

every time I reblog this it gets better

And then the Subcontrabass Recorder!

via Kurt White

vastderp:

sptrashcan:

scloutier:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

ＴＨＥＲＥ ＷＩＬＬ ＢＥ ＢＬＯＯＤ

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring its prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to its lair after a successful hunt.

The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

Ian, our DnD characters must eventually face a zamboni. Just so you know. …They’re even harder to track than a herd of gazebos.

Very well.

If you insist.

HOLY SHIT

Each generation should be wiser than the last.

Film and Visual Culture Studies, Warsaw University

The female body and the male medicine. Methods for the construction of sexual difference in a selection of David Cronenberg’s movies

Biological Anthropology, The George Washington University

A Change of Pace:  Long Bone Cross-Section Geometry of Individuals with Lower Limb Trauma

Artist Brian Reedy sells prints of this and other nerdy woodcuts in his Etsy shop. (Nerd Approved)

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Only 2 months left to get tickets for GaymerX! It's the only con I'm doing in 2014!

dinogatorr:

finalfantasyfootball:

"We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us." abloo abloo abloo bluhh blah blah bluh blah bluuuuooouuuuaaahhhhhhhhbloooooooooooooooo

jessehimself:

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

“Maybe everybody else knows this, but what is the difference between the pager and the email?”

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Chief justice John Roberts (via maxistentialist)

What.

(via merlin)

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

Psychology, McDaniel College

"Perceived differences and ability to discriminate between CD and 128 kb/s mp3 audio."

what