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15 Nov 17:01

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14 Nov 12:37

Ice cream

by Cale

I love you Glace you're mine to marry,
I love you too Helado so lift me to carry,
They kiss and smooch and come close in,
Licking each other to partake carnal sin,
Banding together and scrunching and splat,
They meld their ice creams and that is that,
Rupert is just a boy with dessert that is crude,
Mixing the ice cream by playing with food,
And a voice from where his mom next to him sit,
Rupert don't be an ass please will you quit it.

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13 Nov 14:16

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13 Nov 12:39

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11 Nov 12:46

What’s Your Sign?

by alex

What’s Your Sign?

11 Nov 12:46

Home & Office : Search for Spock: A Star Trek Book of Explorations

A 23rd-Century "Where's Waldo" Trek Parody. Search for Spock: A Star Trek Book of Explorations, beams the "Where's Waldo" concept into the 23rd century. You get to search for Spock yourself in this parody, which also includes activities crafts, games, and puzzles from Star Trek fandom. $14.99

10 Nov 21:49

Drama

by The Awkward Yeti

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10 Nov 21:49

#1637 – Chores

by Chris

#1637 – Chores

10 Nov 20:48

Hummingbird Simulator

Hummingbird Simulator That escalated rather quickly.

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10 Nov 13:30

Google launches Files Go Beta for offline sharing and file management

by Evan Selleck

For folks that are worried about the storage space on their phone, Google has a new way to help ease the load.

Today Google released Files Go Beta for Android devices. It’s billed primarily as a file management app, letting users quickly locate content on their devices in one spot. It will also show users how much space they’ve used on their phone, automatically recognize apps that aren’t used all that often, and recommend ways to free up space. Files Go Beta cam also identify duplicate images and suggest to delete them or clear up the cache on your device. And it does it all with Google’s card-based user interface.

If you want to share files, that’s possible, too. File sharing works similarly to Apple’s AirDrop feature, meaning you won’t need an internet connection to drop a file to a friend from your device to theirs. They just have to be near your device.

This is a beta app, and Google notes that there could be some bugs and issues that arise while using the app.

Files Go Beta seems like a worthwhile app in just the file management department, but adding the ability to quickly send files to friends and family is an added bonus. Do you think you’ll try out it out?

10 Nov 13:30

To his friend...

by MRTIM

08 Nov 15:32

Raclette Personal Cheese Melter

by Erin Carstens

From whence does this Raclette personal cheese melter come? For those unfamiliar, Raclette is both a big ol' hunk of Swiss cheese, and a Swiss method of melting layers of the cheese over a fire, and scraping them off onto the likes of potatoes and charcuterie.

More recently, Raclette has also become associated with a tabletop party grill. Eaters cook their own meat and veg on top, and then melt the cheese into a hot mess of ooey-gooey promised land over their cooked food in a little tray underneath.

Boska Holland's twist on the original Raclette method shrinks the melting source from a roaring campfire to a set of 3 tea lights that sit underneath a nonstick Barbeclette pan to heat it. Once your cheese is bubbly, lift the pan off its oak frame and use the included spatula to slide it off onto anything from nachos to burgers to Swiss-Canadian poutine.

The Partyclette ToGo isn't limited to Swiss cheese. You can place cheddar, havarti, halloumi, Kraft singles, or any cheese that melts well onto the personal cheese melter and light it up.

08 Nov 13:06

Engagement

by Enzo

08 Nov 11:16

Sick

by Chris Grabowski
This is pretty much what happens when they get sick. It's amazing how much there little stomachs can hold.

Love,
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08 Nov 09:08

Twitter rolling out 280-character tweet limit to most everyone

by Alex Wagner
Dan Jones

I've got it. It's nice. At least on the app, I doesn't show you you're actual limit. It shows you how many you have least once you've got less than about twenty left.

It looks like Twitter was pleased with the 280-character tweet limit test that it kicked off back in September, because today the company announced that it’s rolling the limit out worldwide.

Most everyone on Twitter is now getting the 280-character tweet limit. The exceptions are users that speak Japanese, Korean, and Chinese, which will stick with the 140-character limit. That’s because “cramming is not an issue in these languages,” says Twitter.

If you’re worried that this will adversely affect your Twitter experience, the company says that there’s no need to be concerned. There were a lot of 280-character tweets during the first few days of its test, Twitter explains, but then only 5 percent of tweets were longer than 140 characters and only 2 percent were more than 190 characters.

The 280-character tweet limit is now rolling out, so you should see it shortly if you don’t already.

08 Nov 09:04

Google Search will soon show restaurant wait times

by Evan Selleck

Google Search is a quick way to get information on businesses, especially if you want to check to see how busy a place might be before you’re able to pop in for a visit yourself. And while businesses in general have been supported for awhile to show wait times within Google Search, restaurants have been missing up until now.

Google announced today that it will begin rolling out restaurant wait time support within Google Search soon. The feature will be deployed in Google Maps soon, too.

With this feature, users will be able to use Google Search to look up a restaurant and, in addition to getting all the standard information like open and close times, the address, and even reviews, visitors will be able to see when the restaurant is busy. Users will also be able to click on a specific time to get estimated wait times for that period.

This particular feature has been a nice addition for Google Search, and with the inclusion of restaurants should go a long way to helping visitors.

07 Nov 12:53

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06 Nov 17:46

Video Sharing

by The Awkward Yeti

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06 Nov 08:35

crap.

by Lunarbaboon

06 Nov 08:35

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06 Nov 08:35

Brilliant

by Bill Amend

04 Nov 13:26

How to Write an Excellent Letter of Recommendation (+Templates)

by Charley Mendoza

A recommendation letter (or a reference letter) is written by a manager (or coworker) to highlight an employee’s skills and achievements during the time they worked together. It also contains information about the employee’s attitude at work to give a potential employer a glimpse of what it’s like to work with them.

Companies often request recommendation letters when conducting a background check before extending a job offer to an applicant. In some cases, they require applicants to send one a few weeks after submitting their resume.

Students also use recommendation letters when applying for school admission, scholarship grants, and research grants.

How to write a good letter of recommendation
Do you know how to write a great letter of recommendation? (graphic source)

In this guide, I’ll show you how to write a professional recommendation letter, so you know what to do when a colleague or former employees requests one from you.

Why Make an Effort in Writing a Good Recommendation Letter? 

I know what you’re thinking. You’re not the one getting a job, so why bother writing a good letter? 

Below are three reasons it’s worth making an effort to write a good recommendation letter.  

  1. A potential source of referral: What if by some twist of fate, you wind up applying where the person you recommended now works? If you helped them before, they'd be more inclined to return the favor.
  2. It’s a good professional deed, and it’s nice to know that what you wrote helped someone get a job.
  3. If the person who made the request was a model employee, then you owe it to that person to write a recommendation letter worthy of all the effort and sacrifices they made while working with you.

How to Write a Recommendation Letter + Examples and Templates

Here’s a breakdown of the different parts of a recommendation letter, plus examples to give you an idea of what each section includes. You can also download our FREE recommendation letter templates PDF file, which includes a letter for a laid-off employee.

1. Start With the Inside Address and Salutation

Use the company’s letterhead to make your recommendation letter look formal. Put the date when you wrote the letter on the first line, and then write the recipient’s name, position, and business address below that.

Here's an Example to Follow

October 22, 2017

John Smith

Chief Marketing Officer, ABC Startup

123 Main St. Northeast Harbor, ME 04662

Since this is a formal letter, start the greeting with “Dear” followed by the right salutation for the recipient, so write either “Mr.”, “Ms.”, or their professional designation, such as “Professor” or “Dr.” for doctor.

The use of informal greetings such as “Hi” or “Hello” may be frowned upon in certain industries where recruiters and decision-makers are strict about such professional formalities, so err on the side of caution.

2. Open Your Recommendation Letter Right

Let's look at how to start a letter of recommendation. The first paragraph or the opening of the recommendation letter is easy to write because all you have to do is mention the details of your working relationship with the person you’re recommending.

Include:

  • Your job title
  • The name of the person you’re recommending
  • Their job title
  • Your working relationship: boss or co-worker
  • Length of time you worked together

Example

“As the Project Manager for Spectrum Finance, I was Kevin’s direct supervisor from 2010 to 2013. We worked closely on several product launches, and I enjoyed watching him grow as a business analyst in our team.”

3. Write a Good Recommendation Letter Body

The letter body has two to three paragraphs that include details of the skills, knowledge, and achievements of the person you’re recommending.

To keep the letter concise, start with a list of the person’s areas of expertise, and then try to remember situations where you witnessed those strengths such as previous projects or a problem they solved at work. 

Once you have this list, pick two to three items that best represent the candidate’s value to a potential employer. You can also use the Challenge-Action-Result format to write a short but compelling story about the candidate.

Write about your thoughts on the candidate’s soft skills or attitude as an employee in the last paragraph of the body. Employers don’t hire applicants based on technical skills alone, so mention positive attributes such as dependability, initiative, and honesty, as well. If you feel like those descriptors don’t fit the person you’re recommending, try:

  • Good communications
  • Leadership
  • Creativity
  • Analytical thinking
  • Teamwork

Example:

“Cassie’s knowledge of marketing and expertise in public relations was a huge advantage to our business. She used her skills in influencer marketing and writing to get our small brand noticed by prominent publications such as Marie Claire and Cosmopolitan.

She also completed her tasks with minimal supervision, that’s why I was confident in giving her more significant projects to handle. Despite her hectic schedule, she’s always on excellent terms with her colleagues and other teams.”

4. Nail the Recommendation Letter's Closing Paragraph

Write that you’d be willing to hire the person again, but only if you can honestly say this. If not, you can end the recommendation letter on a positive note by emphasizing how valuable the person’s contribution was to the company, or stress how that the person’s skills will be an asset to whoever hires them next. End the paragraph with an invitation to contact you if the recipient has follow-up questions.

Examples

“For all the reasons I wrote above, I give Mark my strongest recommendation for the position of Senior Web Developer. Please don’t hesitate to contact me if you have any questions.”
“Louie is the kind of employee I would hire again with no hesitation. I know she’ll make an excellent graphic designer and a valuable asset to your team. Please email me if you have any questions.”

5. Close With a Professional Signature

Don’t just write “Sincerely” followed by your name and leave it at that. Include your job title, office email address, and work telephone number below your signature to show the recipient that you’re a legitimate source of recommendation—not a phony paid to give a good recommendation.

Those are the basic parts of a recommendation letter. If you want more examples, check out the fill-in-the-blanks template below and download the FREE PDF attachment for this tutorial.

Date

Recipient’s Complete Name

Recipient’s Job Title

Recipient’s Office Address

Dear Mr./Ms. Last Name,

It’s my pleasure to recommend my former subordinate/co-worker, Name, for the position of Job Title in your company.

Name worked with me as a Previous Job Title at Your Company’s Name for almost Number of Years. During that time, I was impressed by his/her overall performance, particularly in his/her knowledge in Skill. He/She consistently worked hard to achieve Result for our team.

Name is a reliable Previous Job Title and a joy to work with who doesn’t hesitate to help his/her co-workers. He/she is also an excellent communicator and Soft Skill, that’s why he/she doesn’t have trouble maintaining a positive relationship with our clients. I’m confident Name will be a great asset to your team, just as he/she was in ours.

Please contact me if you’d like to discuss Name’s professional experience further.

Sincerely,

Your name and job title

Email address

Office telephone number

3 Quick Tips to Write a Better Recommendation Letter

Tip 1. Keep it Short

The letter’s recipient could be a third-party recruiter, a company hired to do background checks, or the future manager of the person you’re recommending. Whoever it is, that person will be busy with other items on their to-do lists. They don’t have time to read a long and rambling letter, so keep your recommendation letter concise. Limit it to three to five paragraphs and no more than one page.

Tip 2. Send it Using the Right Format

If the company doing the background check sent the request, you could send the letter using the same method they used, unless their instructions say otherwise. If the request came from a former employee or co-worker, just ask them how they’d like you to send it.

In most cases, employers prefer that you send the recommendation letter via email by pasting the contents of the letter in the body of the email, and attaching it in both PDF and MS Word format.

Tip 3. Avoid Generic Descriptions

Bland adjectives like hardworking, dedicated, and friendly, don’t help anyone. These words won’t add value to the application of the person you’re recommending, and it won’t help the recipient decide on the candidate fit either. These adjectives are nothing but empty promises that don’t demonstrate how the person exemplifies them. 

Replace these adjectives with a combination of strong verbs and specific examples. So instead of writing that your coworker is dedicated to their craft, talk about their eagerness to learn new skills and work on different projects.

What If You Can’t Write a Positive Recommendation?

Decline the request. I know it’s not as simple as it sounds, but that’s the best you can do without lying to yourself and the person who will read the letter.

It’s also better for the candidate if you say no. If you wrote a lukewarm recommendation and their potential employer reads it, they might decide not to continue with the job offer.

It might feel awkward to decline the request if you can’t provide a good reason for saying no. Just say you’re not comfortable writing a recommendation letter and that a letter from someone else might serve them better. 

If you really can’t back out because it’s company policy for you to provide a reference, just write a brief letter listing the person’s job title and responsibilities. Alison Green of Ask a Manager has more tips on this subject at her article on Inc

03 Nov 18:58

The various approaches to time travel in movies & books

by Jason Kottke

Using a number of hand-drawn diagrams, minutephysics goes over the various types of time travel featured in books and movies like Primer, Harry Potter, Back to the Future, and Looper. The video covers free will, do-overs, alternate timelines, multiple selves, time machines within time machines, and many other things.

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03 Nov 18:47

‘Inside the Great Poop Emoji Feud’

by John Gruber

Charlie Warzel, reporting for BuzzFeed:

The debate appears to be between some of Unicode’s most prolific contributors and typographers (Unicode was initially established to develop standards for translating alphabets into code that can be read across all computers and operating systems), and those in the consortium who focus primarily on the evolution of emojis. The two chief critics — Michael Everson and Andrew West, both typographers — say that the emoji proposal process has become too commercial and frivolous, thereby cheapening the Unicode Consortium’s long body of work.

Their argument centers around “Frowning Pile Of Poo,” one of the emojis under consideration for the June 2018 class. In an Oct. 22 memo to the Unicode Technical Committee, Everson tore into the committee over the submission calling it “damaging … to the Unicode standard.”

“Organic waste isn’t cute,” Everson wrote, aghast that the technical committee would even deign to consider additional excremoji. “It is bad enough that the [Emoji Subcommittee] came up with it, but it beggars belief that the [Unicode Technical Committee] actually approved it,” he wrote. Everson continued:

“The idea that our 5 committees would sanction further cute graphic characters based on this should embarrass absolutely everyone who votes yes on such an excrescence. Will we have a CRYING PILE OF POO next? PILE OF POO WITH TONGUE STICKING OUT? PILE OF POO WITH QUESTION MARKS FOR EYES? PILE OF POO WITH KARAOKE MIC? Will we have to encode a neutral FACELESS PILE OF POO?”

I’m all for taking most of the Unicode Consortium’s work deliberately and seriously, but emoji are inherently frivolous. The frivolity of emoji is why they’re so sensationally popular.

Also, Simon Willison:

I love how the fact that unicode chars are referred to by their name IN CAPS makes everyone seem even more angry.

02 Nov 16:06

Nintendo Game Boy Hand Towel

by Erin Carstens

This Nintendo Game Boy hand towel wins a 1-up, a Tetris, and a completed Triforce. Thank Elizabeth Dean of Seams Geeky for conceiving and handmaking the cotton water wicker, especially if you're on the click-hunt for a gift for a geek.

Show off your Game Boy loyalty hanging the hand towel in the bathroom or, better, double up on the the handheld console love in the kitchen, dangling your Game Boy hand towel from the handle of your FreezerBoy-clad refrigerator.

02 Nov 15:18

Excited

by Reza

01 Nov 13:47

Yet Another Halloween

by CommitStrip

01 Nov 12:36

The meeting room, by G Suite

by Katie Roberts-Hoffman

With G Suite, we’re focused on building tools that help you bring great ideas to life. We know meetings are the main entry point for teams to share and shape ideas into action. That’s why we recently introduced Hangouts Meet, an evolution of Google Hangouts designed specifically for the workplace, and Jamboard, a way to bring creative brainstorming directly into meetings. Combined with Calendar and Drive, these tools extend collaboration beyond four walls and transform how we work—so every team member has a voice, no matter location.

But the transformative power of video meetings is wasted if it’s not affordable and accessible to all organizations. So today, we’re introducing Hangouts Meet hardware—a new way to bring high-quality video meetings to businesses of any size. We’re also announcing new software updates designed to make your meetings even more productive.

Introducing Hangouts Meet hardware

Hangouts Meet hardware is a cost-effective way to bring high-quality video meetings to your business. The hardware kit consists of four components: a touchscreen controller, speakermic, 4K sensor camera and ASUS Chromebox.

Hangouts Meet controller

The new controller provides a modern, intuitive touchscreen interface that allows people to easily join scheduled events from Calendar or view meeting details with a single tap. You can pin and mute team members, as well as control the camera, making managing meetings easy. You can also add participants with the dial-a-phone feature and present from a laptop via HDMI. If you’re a G Suite Enterprise edition customer, you can record the meeting to Drive.

Designed by Google, the Hangouts Meet speakermic actively eliminates echo and background noise to provide crisp, clear audio. Up to five speakermics can be daisy-chained together with a single wire, providing coverage for larger rooms without tabletop clutter.

The 4K sensor camera with 120° field of view easily captures everyone at the table, even in small spaces that some cameras find challenging. Each camera component is fine-tuned to make meetings more personal and distraction-free. Built with machine learning, the camera can intelligently detect participants and automatically crop and zoom to frame them.

Powered by Chrome OS, the ASUS Chromebox makes deploying and managing Hangouts Meet hardware easier than ever. The Chromebox can automatically push updates to other components in the hardware kit, making it easier for large organizations to ensure security and reliability. Remote device monitoring and management make it easy for IT administrators to stay in control, too.

New Hangouts Meet enhancements greatly improve user experience and simplify our meeting rooms. It also creates new ways for our team to collaborate. Bradley Rhodes
IT Analyst, Woolworths Limited, Australia

Says Bradley Rhodes, IT Analyst End User Computing at Woolworths Ltd Australia, “We are very excited about the new Hangouts Meet hardware, particularly the easy-to-use touchscreen. The enhancements greatly improve the user experience and simplify our meeting rooms. We have also seen it create new ways for our team to collaborate, like via the touch-to-record functionality which allows absent participants to catch up more effectively.”

More features, better meetings

We’re also announcing updates to Meet based on valuable feedback. If you’re a G Suite Enterprise edition customer, you can:

Dial in image Hangouts Meet
  • Record meetings and save them to Drive. Can’t make the meeting? No problem. Record your meeting directly to Drive. Even without a Hangouts Meet hardware kit, Meet on web can save your team’s ideas with a couple of clicks.
  • Host meetings with up to 50 participants. Meet supports up to 50 participants in a meeting, especially useful for bringing global teams together from both inside and outside of your organization.
  • Dial in from around the globe. The dial-in feature in Meet is now available in more than a dozen markets. If you board a flight in one country and land in another, Meet will automatically update your meeting’s dial-in listing to a local phone number.

These new features are rolling out gradually. The hardware kit is priced at $1999 and is available in select markets around the globe beginning today.

Whether you're collaborating in Jamboard, recording meetings and referencing discussions in Drive or scheduling your next team huddle in Calendar, Hangouts Meet hardware makes it even easier to bring the power of your favorite G Suite tools into team meetings. For more information, visit the G Suite website.

01 Nov 02:45

A free guide to head elements

by Chris Coyier

Josh Buchea rounds up all the stuff that could be put into the <head> for various reasons.

Fun fact I just learned, the only acceptable elements in the head are <link>, <script>, <meta>, <title>, and <noscript> (update: also <base> and <template>). If you put anything else in there at all, all browsers will abruptly end the <head> and start the <body>.

Also, this proliferation of stuff-in-the-head is at least in part why manifest.json is a thing.

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31 Oct 12:51

No-Name Halloween Costumes

No-Name Halloween Costumes

 

Honey Dill pokes fun at those cheap, copyright avoiding no-name Halloween costumes...

"Halloween knock-offs that will knock your socks... off. Don't pay full-price just for a fancy label, come get your no-name costume at a bargain!"

No-Name Halloween Costumes

No-Name Halloween Costumes

No-Name Halloween Costumes

No-Name Halloween Costumes

No-Name Halloween Costumes

No-Name Halloween Costumes

No-Name Halloween Costumes

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October 31 2017