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13 Mar 14:53

Mario Chain Chomp Lamp

by elssah12

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Mario Chain Chomp Lamp

12 Mar 19:30

#1695 – Diary

by Chris

#1695 – Diary

12 Mar 13:35

Poor Mario Comic

Poor Mario Comic

 

Poor Mario. 😢 Adam Ellis just started doing funny web comics for Geek.com so be sure to keep an eye on them!

Poor Mario Comic

Artist: Adam Ellis for Geek.com

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March 11 2018
10 Mar 11:55

Putting Mario on the Map

by Munish Dabas

We know a true Mario fan when we see one. They hum the Super Mario Bros. background music on repeat, daydream about collecting gold coins and 1-UP mushrooms, and want nothing more than to traverse the Mushroom Kingdom with Luigi, Toad, and Yoshi to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser. To celebrate our favorite mustachioed plumber-turned-racer on his special day—MAR10 Day—we’ve collaborated with the team at Nintendo to let Mario accompany you on all of your driving adventures on Google Maps this week.

To get started, you’ll need to first update your app from Google Play or the App Store. Next,  simply click on the yellow “?” icon found on the bottom right of your Google Maps app on Android or iOS. You’ll then see a prompt to enable Mario Time!

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Once enabled, you’ll see that the navigation arrow has morphed into—who else?—Mario. He’ll be a constant companion wherever you’re driving this week—to work, to school, or the spaghetti house. Just remember to practice safe driving on the road—we don’t encourage throwing bananas or red shells at other drivers in real life!

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Ready to take a drive with Mario? He’ll start rolling out on Maps globally today, and will join you on your road trips for a week. Take a screenshot of your route and share it with @GoogleMaps on Twitter and Instagram with the hashtag #MarioMaps. But remember, make sure to avoid sharing personal details like your home or work address (seriously, think before you post). Let's-a go!

10 Mar 11:52

Mormon Missionaries Expand Online Teaching

SALT LAKE CITY | Thursday, 08 March 2018 |

Mormon missionaries are expanding their online teaching efforts. “The world is changing and so the way we do missionary work is changing,” said the Church’s Young Women general president.

10 Mar 11:52

Background Apps

My plane banner company gets business by flying around with a banner showing a <div> tag, waiting for a web developer to get frustrated enough to order a matching </div>.
10 Mar 11:52

Bluetooth Cell Phone Call Recorder

by info@dudeiwantthat.com Erin Carstens
10 Mar 11:52

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10 Mar 11:52

20 Dad Jokes

20 Dad Jokes

 

LOL! These are so punny *groan*...

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March 09 2018
10 Mar 11:52

Princess Rescue Comic

Princess Rescue Comic

 

LOL, awwwwwkward... John McNamee of Pie Comic drew this amusing comic about the expected obligations of a princess being rescued by the "valiant" knight who slayed the dragon...

Dragon Slayer Comic

Artist: John McNamee of Pie Comic

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March 09 2018
09 Mar 16:11

Focus

by Justin Boyd

Focus

My Spotify music suggestions are getting heavier and heavier again.

And again.

Again.



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09 Mar 14:50

Precise Slice

by alex

Precise Slice

09 Mar 13:52

Mr. Rogers Drawing

Mr. Rogers Drawing

 

Mr. Rogers was such a gem... ♥

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Mr. Rogers Drawing

Mr. Rogers Drawing

Source: Vortex Sophia

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March 08 2018
09 Mar 13:52

Nostalgia Memes

Nostalgia Memes

 

I MEMBER! Can you relate to this nostalgia meme dump?

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Model: Thunder Dungeon

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March 08 2018
08 Mar 13:43

Texts From SuperheroesFacebook | Twitter | Patreon



Texts From Superheroes

Facebook | Twitter | Patreon

08 Mar 13:43

Spatial Orientation

Here, if you know the number of days until the vernal equinox, I can point you to the theater using my pocket Stonehenge.
07 Mar 12:40

Hug Summoner

Hug Summoner

 

AsuROCKS drew this cute comic about a woman summoning a demon in an occult ritual, but it doesn't end as you may expect... ♥

Hug Summoner

Hug Summoner

Hug Summoner

Hug Summoner

Hug Summoner

Hug Summoner

Hug Summoner

Artist: AsuROCKS

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March 05 2018
07 Mar 12:40

Tryouts

by Cale

Fruit gathered together outside the door,
Ready to show their stuff,
Each thought they'd definitely win for sure,
That their lines would flow off the cuff.
But only one would emerge from that room,
Triumph in these tryouts,
To earn a place that they'd assume,
Above and beyond all doubts.
When that time came it was Apple's success,
And congratulations were in order,
But soon he learned what would coalesce,
In this job as deadpan warder.
For the judge arose and approached the apple,
Saying,

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Before apple we tried a banana, with gripes. For it was not what we'd hoped, no, not all--it was definitely not quite ripe.

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05 Mar 17:17

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05 Mar 15:29

Namespace Land Rush

You can also just mash the keyboard at random, but you might end up with a gibberish name no one can pronounce.
05 Mar 12:40

Generations

For a while it looked like the Paperclip Machines would destroy us, since they wanted to turn the whole universe into paperclips, but they abruptly lost interest in paperclips the moment their parents' generation got into making them, too.
05 Mar 12:40

Magic Word

Magic Word Lucky guy. Whenever I tried this maneuver, it only lead to sex.



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05 Mar 12:40

The history of “I am,” “to be,” “it was”

by Tim Carmody

Arika Okrent is one of my favorite writers. She’s a linguist who specializes in breaking down experientially rich but conceptually knotty problems in language for a lay audience. For the last few years she’s been writing for Mental Floss — see “The Evolution of ‘Two’,” this short essay on Plains Indian Sign Language, or especially her series of YouTube videos, of which the bit on irregular verbs up top is one.

Anyways, now she’s contributing to Curiosity, and one of her first essays is on the history and structure of that most irregular and polysemic of English verbs, “to be.

Most verbs stay basically the same in different grammatical roles. “Walk” looks like “walks” and “walked.” But the word “be” looks nothing like the word “am,” which looks nothing like the word “were.” This unusual circumstance came to be over thousands of years and can be traced back to an ancient ancestor of English.

That ancestor had three different verbs that gave rise to the different forms. “Am” and “is” go back to one of them. “Be,” “being,” and “been” go back to another verb meaning “to become” or “grow.” “Was” and “were” go back to yet another verb meaning “remain” or “stay.” Over thousands of years, these concepts and forms coalesced into a verb with a single identity, but hundreds of specific meanings.

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05 Mar 12:40

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

 

OMG LOL! Jen Lewis ingeniously replaced "Jurassic Park" dinos with the lovable "Dinosaurs" from the '90s tv series...

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Jurassic Park with Dinos from Dinosaurs

Source: Jen Lewis

(via: Bloody Disgusting)

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March 02 2018
05 Mar 12:40

River.

They call it a lazy river for a reason, you buffoon!
02 Mar 12:52

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02 Mar 12:52

Lure

by alex

Lure

01 Mar 17:10

Convention

by Cale

Alright. What are you up to? Why not approach my table now? I know. It's daunting sometimes, So much that sweat forms on the brow. I say. I'm just as nervous as you, Behind the table where I sit. No prob. We're all friend here, So come on over to shoot the shit. It's ECCC. Seattle's a bit rainy. So all the more reason to enjoy inside. Awesome. So much to see here. Come on over to now confide!

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You don't have to buy anything I'm just playing. But outside it is a raining. So maybe a plastic print will do. To smite the cold wet soggy blues!

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01 Mar 13:44

Back in My Day Memes

Back in My Day Memes

 

LOL! Kids these days will never know the intense struggles of growing up as an 80s/90s kid...

Back in My Day Memes

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Back in My Day Memes

Source: Thunder Dungeon

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February 28 2018