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16 Aug 17:35

Peeing in Space

Peeing in Space

 

LOL! This might be the funniest twitter thread I've ever read! Mary Robinette Kowal tweeted this genius thread about NASA's history of peeing in space and it is seriously hilarious...

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Source: Mary Robinette Kowal

(via: Sara Lynn Michener)

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July 29 2019
16 Aug 17:34

Marvel Avengers Crochet Dolls

Marvel Avengers Crochet Dolls

 

WANT! Etsy seller HappyStitchCA makes these adorable little crocheted Marvel toy dolls! There's Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Spider-Man and Hulk... ♥

Marvel Avengers Crochet Dolls

Marvel Avengers Crochet Dolls

Marvel Avengers Crochet Dolls

Marvel Avengers Crochet Dolls

Marvel Avengers Crochet Dolls


Artist: HappyStitchCA



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July 31 2019
16 Aug 17:34

The Stuff I Liked

by alex

The Stuff I Liked

16 Aug 17:34

With a tap on your phone, get help in an emergency

A quick, informative conversation with an operator during an emergency call is critical, but in some cases, people are unable to verbally communicate, whether they’re injured, in a dangerous situation or have a speech impairment.


Soon, you'll be able to share information about the assistance you require, along with your location, to the emergency operator without speaking. This feature will be available in the Phone app on Pixel and select Android devices.
Calling emergency without

Tapping on the “Medical,” “Fire” or “Police” buttons during an emergency call will convey the type of emergency to the operator through an automated voice service. That service works on device, which means the information stays between you and emergency services, and the service functions whether or not you have a data connection. After you activate the service, you can always speak directly to the operator as well.

Your location, which comes from your phone’s GPS, is often already shared with the operator when you make a 911 call. This new feature provides similar location information through the automated voice service, along with the caller’s plus code, which is another reliable way to help emergency services accurately locate them. Like the rest of the content shared with the operator using this feature, your  location stays between them and emergency services. 

This feature will become available in the U.S. over the coming months, starting with Pixel phones. We’ve been collecting feedback from public safety organizations, including the National Emergency Number Association, to make this feature as helpful as possible, and we look forward to continuing our collaboration with the emergency services community to make people safer.

16 Aug 17:34

Comic for 2019.08.02

16 Aug 17:34

Hundreds of albums and tracks free on Google Play Music right now

by Jules Wang

Ever been at a local record shop or a charity store for some treasure hunting? You might find some obscure pieces of ephemera like no-name 70's cover discs or the odd Muppets comedy track or two. Well, we've got the digital equivalent of that today as Slickdeals has run up a list of hundreds of albums and songs that are free on Google Play Music right now.

Some of the showcase contains half-decent cuts from artists you know like Bon Jovi, Fergie, the Foo Fighters, Lucinda Williams (praise be), and Sugarland.

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Hundreds of albums and tracks free on Google Play Music right now was written by the awesome team at Android Police.

16 Aug 17:34

The Real Dark Web

by Robin Rendle

Here’s a wonderful reminder from Charlie Owen that everyone in the web design industry isn’t using the latest and greatest technology. And that’s okay! Charlie writes:

Most web developers are working on very "boring" teams. They're producing workhorse products that serve the organisation needs. They aren't trying to innovate. They aren't trying to impress the next recruiter with their CV. They simply want to get paid, produce a solution that works, and go home.

Yet they are told, mostly implicitly, sometimes directly, that if they're not innovating and using the latest tools that they are somehow a failure. This feeling of failure for not implementing the latest tech permeates our industry.

This feeling needs to end.

I feel that this is a big problem for our community because there are a small number of folks on the bleeding edge that happen to be quite loud about their work (even here at CSS-Tricks) – and that’s great! We all need to learn from folks that are doing this work. However, we need to remind ourselves that this is a very small number of folks and not every project has to be a technical marvel to be a success.

Take Michelle Barker's personal site, for example. It's slick but is also dependency-free so she could focus on writing the languages she loves: HTML and CSS. Not a bad goal, nor a bad outcome.

This also harkens back to something Chris mentioned when discussing complexity in web development:

There are more developers these days working on in-house teams or agencies with big-ticket clients. That is, more and more developers on large-scope, long-scale, highly-complex jobs. So that's where their minds are at. Big complicated problems with big complicated solutions. That's what gets talked about. That's what gets blogged about. That's what gets argued about. That's the topic at a lot of conferences I've been to.

While you certainly can make a soup-of-the-day website with an index.html file and FTP, blog posts about that are fewer and farther between and don't get as many claps.

It's not so much that we need cheers to validate our work; it's merely recognizing that not everything has to be on the bleeding edge of technology. There's something to be said about "simple and boring" projects.

Perhaps the real thing to fear is less about what we're sharing and more about what we're not sharing.

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16 Aug 17:34

Disappearing Sunday Update



You can read the chapter list and introduction to How To at blog.xkcd.com and learn more at xkcd.com/how-to.
16 Aug 17:33

French Simpsons.

by languagehat

This Twitter thread begins:

So, each episode of the Simpsons is dubbed into two different versions for French markets. There’s a Quebec French version, and a France French version.

Fans of the Quebec dub hate the European dub, and vice versa.

In the France dub, the Simpsons all speak in typical Parisian accents. A few other characters have regionalized accents, like the Van Houtens who speak with a Belgian accent, but it’s mostly Parisian, and they don’t try to regionalize the US-specific jokes.

In the Quebec dub, the Simpsons family speaks with a thick working-class dialect of Montreal French called joual. They also do something the France dub doesn’t do: they regionalize the scripts, subbing in Quebecois politicians or places for the more US-centric references.

There are illustrative clips and discussion of details, such as:

Classic episode, season 1’s “The Crepes of Wrath”, Bart goes to France and foils an antifreeze wine scam by learning French. There’s no way to dub around it being some other language Bart learns, it’s very clearly France. Seems impossible to translate into French, right? In the Quebec dub, Bart starts speaking to the French police officer in Quebecois slang, and can’t be understood. (Bart: “I thought they spoke French in France”). It’s only when he learns to talk like a stereotypical Parisian that he can get through to the cop. Perfection.

Via this MetaFilter thread, with more links and discussion and links, including one to Justine Huet’s dissertation Dubbing The Flintstones and The Simpsons in French: A Comparative Perspective between France and Québec.

16 Aug 17:32

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling (2019) TV-Y7 [Movie]

by instantwatcher.com
Dan Jones

Nickelodeon just released a new Rocko's Modern Life movie.

After 20 years in space, Rocko struggles to adjust to life in 21st century O-Town and makes it his mission to get his favorite show back on the air.

16 Aug 17:32

Turn Off Fox.

by Chris Grabowski
I really wrestled with whether or not to post this one. But then I heard Tucker Carlson say that he doesn't believe white supremacy exists in America. He claims it is nothing more than a liberal hoax. This is the kind of garbage that Fox broadcasts constantly! I'm not suggesting that they be taken off the air, I'm simply saying that people need to be aware that rhetoric is propaganda and that people are not immune to it. What they say matters and we as a society should be much more critical of "news" outlets like Fox.

Love,
   Chris.
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16 Aug 17:32

The Bear with Its Own ZIP Code

by Jason Kottke

Today I learned that ZIP Codes do not strictly represent geographic areas but rather “address groups or delivery routes”.

Despite the geographic derivation of most ZIP Codes, the codes themselves do not represent geographic regions; in general, they correspond to address groups or delivery routes. As a consequence, ZIP Code “areas” can overlap, be subsets of each other, or be artificial constructs with no geographic area (such as 095 for mail to the Navy, which is not geographically fixed). In similar fashion, in areas without regular postal routes (rural route areas) or no mail delivery (undeveloped areas), ZIP Codes are not assigned or are based on sparse delivery routes, and hence the boundary between ZIP Code areas is undefined.

The White House has its own ZIP Code (20500), as does the shoe floor of Saks Fifth Avenue in NYC (10022-SHOE). US mail to Santa Claus gets sent to the town of North Pole, Alaska (99705) but in Canada, Santa gets his own postal code (H0H 0H0). And Smokey Bear has his own ZIP Code (20252) because he gets so much mail.

ZIP Codes are therefore not that reliable when doing geospatial analysis of data:

Even though there are different place associations that probably mean more to you as an individual, such as a neighborhood, street, or the block you live on, the zip code is, in many organizations, the geographic unit of choice. It is used to make major decisions for marketing, opening or closing stores, providing services, and making decisions that can have a massive financial impact.

The problem is that zip codes are not a good representation of real human behavior, and when used in data analysis, often mask real, underlying insights, and may ultimately lead to bad outcomes. To understand why this is, we first need to understand a little more about the zip code itself.

For instance, in Miami’s 33139 ZIP Code the difference between the highest median income (as measured in much more granular US Census Block Groups) and lowest median income is over $240,000. So you can imagine it would be difficult to know or even assume anything in general about those residents based on their ZIP Code alone.

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16 Aug 17:32

Hidealoo Retractable Hidden Toilet

by info@dudeiwantthat.com Erin Carstens
16 Aug 17:32

Serena Versus the Drones

by Randall

My new book, How To, comes out on September 3rd (preorder: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, and Apple Books).

One of the most exciting things about writing How To was that, for a few chapters, I was able to reach out to some extremely cool people who were willing to apply their unique expertise to ridiculous tasks. Among those who generously agreed to help was Serena Williams.

Here’s a portion of the chapter “How to Catch a Drone”, in which Serena helped test whether tennis serves could be an effective countermeasure against flying robots … by taking a drone out onto a court and hitting tennis balls at it until it crashed.


How to Catch a Drone

A wedding-photography drone is buzzing around above you. You don’t know what it’s doing there and you want it to stop.

Let’s suppose you have a garage full of sports equipment— baseballs, tennis rackets, lawn darts, you name it. Which sport’s projectiles would work best for hitting a drone? And who would make the best anti-drone guard? A baseball pitcher? A basketball player? A tennis player? A golfer? Someone else?

There are a few factors to consider — accuracy, weight, range, and projectile size.

One sport I couldn’t find good data on was tennis. I found some studies of tennis pro accuracy, but they involved hitting targets marked on the court, rather than in the air.

So I reached out to Serena Williams.

To my pleasant surprise, she was happy to help out. Her husband, Alexis, offered a sacrificial drone, a DJI Mavic Pro 2 with a broken camera. They headed out to her practice court to see how effective the world’s best tennis player would be at fending off a robot invasion.

The few studies I could find suggested tennis players would score relatively low com- pared to athletes who threw projectiles— more like kickers than pitchers. My tentative guess was that a champion player would have an accuracy ratio around 50 when serving, and take 5–7 tries to hit a drone from 40 feet. (Would a tennis ball even knock down a drone? Maybe it would just ricochet off and cause the drone to wobble! I had so many questions.)

Alexis flew the drone over the net and hovered there, while Serena served from the baseline.

Her first serve went low. The second zipped past the drone to one side.

The third serve scored a direct hit on one of the propellers. The drone spun, momentarily seemed like it might stay in the air, then flipped over and smashed into the court. Serena started laughing as Alexis walked over to investigate the crash site, where the drone lay on the court near several propeller fragments.

I had expected a tennis pro would be able to hit the drone in five to seven tries; she got it in three.


For more on anti-drone strategies, sports projectile accuracy, a discussion with a robot ethicist about whether hitting a drone with a tennis ball is wrong, and many other topics, check out How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems, available September 3rd (preorder: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, IndieBound, and Apple Books).

25 Jul 19:30

Texts From Superheroes



Texts From Superheroes

23 Jul 13:08

Ask Not.

Fake it until you make it clear to everyone that you have no idea what you're doing.
23 Jul 13:07

Comic for 2019.07.21

23 Jul 13:07

Shark Head Bath Bomb

by elssah12

shark head bath bomb

Shark Head Bath Bomb – Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water 

Drop this shark bath bomb into the tub. As is fizzes it will release your color it will “bleed” red. This bath bomb is scented in Ocean scent.

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23 Jul 13:05

Compliment.

You're so humble.
15 Jul 11:47

Mad.

by Chris Grabowski
I can't believe It's coming to an end. No more Mad Magazine. This is hitting me way harder than any celebrity death...

Love,
   Chris.
13 Jul 01:07

Boss's Misogynist Comments About Woman's LinkedIn Photo

Boss's Misogynist Comments About Woman's LinkedIn Photo

 

Sawyer tweeted this horrible story about their boss' creepy and highly misogynistic comments about a prospective employee on LinkedIn who dared to exist in the workforce as a female *rolls eyes*. This is exactly the type of everyday sexism that women have to put up with in society still today, as you can see by the twitter thread that is sadly (but not unexpectedly) filled with other women telling their similar stories...

Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos
Bosss Misogynist Comments About Womans LinkedIn Photos

Source: Sawyer

(via: Feminist News)

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July 10 2019
12 Jul 20:29

Google Translate’s instant camera translation gets an upgrade

Dan Jones

I didn't even know that image translation was already a feature. Very cool.

Google Translate allows you to explore unfamiliar lands, communicate in different languages, and make connections that would be otherwise impossible. One of my favorite features on the Google Translate mobile app is instant camera translation, which allows you to see the world in your language by just pointing your camera lens at the foreign text. Similar to the real-time translation feature we recently launched in Google Lens, this is an intuitive way to understand your surroundings, and it’s especially helpful when you’re traveling abroad as it works even when you’re not connected to Wi-Fi or using cellular data. Today, we’re launching new upgrades to this feature, so that it’s even more useful.

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Translate from 88 languages into 100+ languages


The instant camera translation adds support for 60 more languages, such as Arabic, Hindi, Malay, Thai and Vietnamese. Here’s a full list of all 88 supported languages.

What’s more exciting is that, previously you could only translate between English and other languages, but now you can translate into any of the 100+ languages supported on Google Translate. This means you can now translate from Arabic to French, or from Japanese to Chinese, etc. 

Automatically detect the language

When traveling abroad, especially in a region with multiple languages, it can be challenging for people to determine the language of the text that they need to translate. We took care of that—in the new version of the app, you can just select “Detect language” as the source language, and the Translate app will automatically detect the language and translate. Say you’re traveling through South America, where both Portuguese and Spanish are spoken, and you encounter a sign. Translate app can now determine what language the sign is in, and then translate it for you into your language of choice.

Better translations powered by Neural Machine Translation

For the first time, Neural Machine Translation (NMT) technology is built into instant camera translations. This produces more accurate and natural translations, reducing errors by 55-85 percent in certain language pairs. And most of the languages can be downloaded onto your device, so that you can use the feature without an internet connection. However, when your device is connected to the internet, the feature uses that connection to produce higher quality translations.

A new look

Last but not least, the feature has a new look and is more intuitive to use. In the past, you might have noticed the translated text would flicker when viewed on your phone, making it difficult to read. We’ve reduced that flickering, making the text more stable and easier to understand. The new look has all three camera translation features conveniently located on the bottom of the app: “Instant” translates foreign text when you point your camera at it. "Scan" lets you take a photo and use your finger to highlight text you want translated. And “Import” lets you translate text from photos on your camera roll. 


To try out the the instant camera translation feature, download the Google Translate app.
11 Jul 14:57

Photo Requests from Solitary Confinement

by Jason Kottke
Dan Jones

I love this project. It seems just awesome.

Photo Requests from Solitary is a project that takes photo requests from prisoners being held in solitary confinement and invites volunteer photographers to make the images for them. For prisoners being tortured with long-term solitary stays, photos can be a lifeline to the outside world.

They spend at least 22 hours a day in a cell that measures on average of 6 x 9 feet, either in supermax prisons or in segregation units in other prisons and jails. Meals usually come through slots in the solid steel doors of their cells, as do any communications with prison staff. Exercise is usually alone, in a cage or concrete pen, for no more than one hour a day. People in solitary may be denied contact visits, telephone calls, television, reading materials, and art supplies.

The goal of PFRS is to fulfill each request to exact specifications for the person who requested it, with images that — through some combination of form, content, composition, design, and/or sheer commitment — are compelling enough that someone would want to return to them for repeated viewing. (People in solitary are sharply limited in the numbers of photographs they can have, so every image is important.)

An inmate named Sergio requested:

I would like a picture of the Mexican flag at sunrise, at the Zocalo, in the capitol of Mexico City; while the sun is rising and it hits the Mexican flag un-furled, with the Zocalo in the foreground.

And photographer Nica Ross delivered this image:

Solitary Photos

Another inmate, Dan requested:

I would like a photograph of a female in black leather pants with the same material stitches but a different color like hot pink all which that can define her figures with a setting of orange and blue in the sky posted up next to a benz (powder blue) in a park black female with hazel eyes.

A photographer named Jason Altaan submitted this:

Solitary Photos

David requested:

My photo request is simple, yet, very poignant for me. I’d very much appreciate any photos of fallen autumn leaves. I have no particular preference of area or location; just any scene focusing on the beauty of autumn leaves, (which, as you know, we do not have access to in the concrete box that is deemed as “yard” here.)

Several photographers responded, including Gerard Gaskin:

Solitary Photos

If you look at the site, there are currently many more unfilled requests than requests with submissions. Current requests include “first lady Michelle Obama planting vegetables in the White House garden”, “police being arrested by regular citizens”, “sunrise over the Sahara”, “beautiful women laughing and playing volley ball on the beach in ‘free Raul’ t-shirts”, and “wise old man with an angry expression”. Submitting a photo is easy…you can upload right from the website.

Doreen St. Félix wrote more about the project for the New Yorker.

Tags: photography   prison
09 Jul 20:05

Bug Fixing Ways

Bug Fixing Ways

09 Jul 20:04

Trump Can’t Block Critics From His Twitter Account, Appeals Court Rules

by John Gruber

Charlie Savage, reporting for The New York Times:

President Trump has been violating the Constitution by blocking people from following his Twitter account because they criticized or mocked him, a federal appeals court ruled on Tuesday. The ruling could have broader implications for how the First Amendment applies to the social-media era.

Because Mr. Trump uses Twitter to conduct government business, he cannot exclude some Americans from reading his posts — and engaging in conversations in the replies to them — because he does not like their views, a three-judge panel on the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit ruled unanimously.

This is the least important Trump controversy I can think of, but I do find it an interesting case. With the absurd number of replies he gets with each tweet — thousands, if not tens of thousands — I can’t see why he even bothers blocking people. But I like to think he’s actually sitting there, wasting time each day poking buttons in the Twitter app, angrily blocking people.

08 Jul 13:44

Nice Day

by Reza
05 Jul 16:12

Tooth Fairies Are...

Tooth Fairies Are...

 

Fantasy artist Nell Fallcard drew this beautiful and terrifying take on what Tooth Fairies really are...

Tooth Fairies Are

Tooth Fairies Are

Tooth Fairies Are

Tooth Fairies Are

Tooth Fairies Are

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July 03 2019
03 Jul 20:05

China Is Forcing Tourists to Install Text-Stealing Malware at Its Border

by John Gruber

Joseph Cox, reporting for Motherboard:

Foreigners crossing certain Chinese borders into the Xinjiang region, where authorities are conducting a massive campaign of surveillance and oppression against the local Muslim population, are being forced to install a piece of malware on their phones that gives all of their text messages as well as other pieces of data to the authorities, a collaboration by Motherboard, Süddeutsche Zeitung, The Guardian, The New York Times, and the German public broadcaster NDR has found.

The Android malware, which is installed by a border guard when they physically seize the phone, also scans the tourist or traveller’s device for a specific set of files, according to multiple expert analyses of the software.

On the one hand, I think, well, what do you expect going into China? On the other, who goes anywhere without their phone? And on the gripping hand, what happens if you have an iPhone?

03 Jul 14:56

Google's robots.txt parser is now open source

by Google Webmaster Central
For 25 years, the Robots Exclusion Protocol (REP) was only a de-facto standard. This had frustrating implications sometimes. On one hand, for webmasters, it meant uncertainty in corner cases, like when their text editor included BOM characters in their robots.txt files. On the other hand, for crawler and tool developers, it also brought uncertainty; for example, how should they deal with robots.txt files that are hundreds of megabytes large?



Today, we announced that we're spearheading the effort to make the REP an internet standard. While this is an important step, it means extra work for developers who parse robots.txt files.
We're here to help: we open sourced the C++ library that our production systems use for parsing and matching rules in robots.txt files. This library has been around for 20 years and it contains pieces of code that were written in the 90's. Since then, the library evolved; we learned a lot about how webmasters write robots.txt files and corner cases that we had to cover for, and added what we learned over the years also to the internet draft when it made sense.
We also included a testing tool in the open source package to help you test a few rules. Once built, the usage is very straightforward:
robots_main <robots.txt content> <user_agent> <url>
If you want to check out the library, head over to our GitHub repository for the robots.txt parser. We'd love to see what you can build using it! If you built something using the library, drop us a comment on Twitter, and if you have comments or questions about the library, find us on GitHub.
Posted by Edu Pereda, Lode Vandevenne, and Gary, Search Open Sourcing team
03 Jul 14:56

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