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29 Oct 18:56

Apple Blocks Lawrence Lessig's Comment On iOS 7 Wi-Fi Glitch

by timothy
destinyland writes "A glitch in iOS7 has cost "a significant number" of Apple users their Wi-Fi access, according to ZDNet. But they also report that Apple is now censoring posts in their "Apple Support Communities" forums where users suggest possible responses to their loss of WiFi capabilities (including exercising their product warranty en masse). "We understand the desire to share experiences in your topic, 'Re: wifi greyed out after update to ios7,'" read one warning sent to Lawrence Lessig, "but because these posts are not allowed on our forums, we have removed it." Lessig — who co-founded Creative Commons (and was a board member of the Free Software Foundation) has been documenting the ongoing "comments slaughter" on his Twitter feed, drawing attention to what he says is the Borg-like behavior of Apple as a corporation. Lessig "is now part of an angry mob in Apple's forums who upgraded to iOS 7 and lost Wi-Fi connectivity," ZDNet notes, adding that as of this morning their reporter has been unable to obtain an official response from Apple."

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29 Oct 18:55

‘The Simpsons’ will retire Edna Krabappel

by Kevin Melrose

‘The Simpsons’ will retire Edna Krabappel

The producers of The Simpsons plan to “retire” Bart’s jaded yet hopelessly romantic teacher Edna Krabappel following the death on Friday of voice actor Marcia Wallace. “I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace,” showrunner Al Jean said in a statement issued Saturday. “She was [...]
29 Oct 18:55

Amazon's Cloud Player music app now available for OS X

by Chris Welch
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After first launching a desktop music player (complete with built-in MP3 store) on PC, Amazon is today bringing Cloud Player to OS X. Just as before, the company is touting the app as a one-stop shop for all of your music needs; Cloud Player combines any existing music stored on your Mac with your cloud library of Amazon purchases. Songs can be streamed from the web or downloaded for offline playback, and Amazon MP3 offers over 25 million songs for immediate purchase inside the app. In our brief initial hands-on with Cloud Player, everything worked just as expected, and did so rather quickly. Amazon says Cloud Player is "built for speed," and that comes across when using it. We doubt Apple is all that concerned about Amazon's increased presence on OS X, but Cloud Player is a great new addition for users already invested in the company's ecosystem. And even if you're not, it's an easy way in; 69 cent songs and $5.00 albums are given prominent placement in the store, making those impulse purchases all too easy.

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29 Oct 18:52

Gravity, the NES game ⊟ The Famicom version of this is pretty...

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Gravity, the NES game ⊟

The Famicom version of this is pretty awesome, just for that part where you bark into the controller’s mic along with the dog in China.

Credit to Mike Gambino for the GIF.

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29 Oct 18:49

Printable Masks Will Help You Be An Orphan Black Clone This Halloween

Just yesterday we brought you 10 fun, last-minute costume ideas from history and pop-culture but if you really don't think you can pull any of those off by Halloween, here's your solution. Be a clone! The official Orphan Black tumblr posted these masks, created for them by John Salomone, for your roleplaying needs. I have to admit, being a big fan of Orphan Black, I lament not having a twin so we can realistically cosplay more than one clone at a time. But the tumblr has a few suggestions on what you can do by yourself (or with friends), "Create crazy clone scenarios, speak in different accents, practice your ProClone death glare…. and take a ton of pictures tagged with #OBHalloween to share with #CloneClub!"
29 Oct 18:26

Adobe hack much worse than reported, hits 38 million passwords and Photoshop source code

by Jacob Kastrenakes

Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen

Usernames and encrypted passwords from around 38 million active Adobe users were stolen as part of a cyberattack first detailed earlier this monthreports Krebs on Security. Though Adobe originally reported that information on 2.9 million customers had been compromised, it now tells Krebs that the number is far higher and that it has been resetting the passwords and notifying the owners for all of them. The initial 2.9 million accounts also had credit card information associated with them, but Adobe didn't detail whether that was the case for the over 35 million other accounts compromised.


Source code for Photoshop, Acrobat, and more was taken too

In addition to the account details, portions of the source code for Photoshop, Acrobat, Reader, and ColdFusion were also taken, reports Krebs. Some of the source code and account information has reportedly been posted online since the data breach. The source code for Photoshop appears to be unencrypted, while the account passwords are protected by encrypted. Krebs attempted to crack the encryption, but says that it was unable to.

Adobe is reportedly offering a year of credit monitoring to all customers whose credit cards were accessed in the breach ( though ironically enough, it's offering that service through Experian, which Krebs reported last week had fallen victim to a data breach as well). With Adobe recently beginning a transition to subscription software, more and more of its customers will have their credit cards tied to their accounts — though it's likely that users invested in earlier software haven't made that transition yet. Even so, with Adobe only reporting the number of active accounts that were compromised, it appears the breach could be even bigger still.

29 Oct 18:25

The NewsBlur iPhone and iPad app meets iOS 7

popular shared this story from The NewsBlur Blog.

Apple’s latest operating system for iOS is a departure from their old aesthetic. So I’ve decided to give the NewsBlur iOS app a slightly new look. But even more than how the app looks is how the app works. Tons of new features made it into this mega-release.

  • Entire interface interfacer has been redesigned for iOS 7.
  • Gestures galore: mark stories as read/unread, save stories, mark feeds as read, train feeds.
  • Long press a feed or folder to choose a mark as read date: 1 day, 3 days, 7 days, 14 days. Works offline, too!
  • Long press a story title to send it to a third-party read later service.
  • New view layout for iPad: move story titles to the bottom in portrait.
  • Significantly improved scrolling speeds on the feed list and story list.
  • You can now unread stories that were read while offline.
  • Faster marking of folders as read.
  • Fixed numerous bugs related to reading stories while offline.

The iPad app also has a new view for extra-wide reading while in portrait orientation.

I hope you enjoy this latest update. And stay tuned for the next update coming soon which will include even more iOS 7 features: Dynamic Text Size and Background Updates. The NewsBlur iOS app is and will always be free.

29 Oct 18:24

Dancing with Death


A Modern Dance of Death: A portfolio of prints by German artist Joseph Sattler


A Modern Dance of Death: A portfolio of prints by German artist Joseph Sattler


A Modern Dance of Death: A portfolio of prints by German artist Joseph Sattler


A Modern Dance of Death: A portfolio of prints by German artist Joseph Sattler

Dancing with Death

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29 Oct 18:23

Two Completely Unrelated Things

by Paul Constant

1. Denver Nicks at Swampland says:

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham said Monday he will block President Barack Obama’s nominees for executive branch positions until survivors of the 2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi testify before Congress.

2. Mary Noble at Politix says:

The US embassy in Benghazi was protected by Libyan security staff rather than Americans as a way of cutting costs, and that's one reason cited for the four Americans deaths on Sept 11, 2012.

After the attack, Obama asked Congress to approve an extra $4 billion to secure US embassies. That has not happened. It was raised in the Senate by Robert Menendez, but hasn't been brought to the floor for a vote.

3. The above two stories are completely unrelated.

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29 Oct 16:26

Hot Toys Unveils 'Space Pirate Captain Harlock' 1/6 Scale Figure (And Its Huge Throne)

by Caleb Goellner
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Hot Toys Space Pirate Captain Harlock

It looks like Hot Toys has crafted something of a treasure for toy collectors who dug this year’s CG animated Space Pirate Captain Harlock feature. The toymaker has released new images of not only its 1/6 scale Captain Harlock packed with multiple hands, a sword, a blaster and Mr. Bird — but also a deluxe version of the figure sitting atop the huge Throne of Arcadia.

While the figure is based on Toei’s CG feature version of Leiji Matsumoto’s classic manga/anime hero, the core elements of his design are all present and accounted for. It’s pretty hard to mess up a somber longhaired dude with a facial scar and an eyepatch, after all.

With an estimated release date of September 2014, it’ll be awhile before fans can get their hands on Harlock and/or his honkin’ chair, which is probably just enough time to hunt down the necessary booty to afford one. The standard figure is going for about $250, with the Thorne of Arcadia version retailing for $420.

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Captain Harlock Collectible Figure with Throne of Arcadia

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29 Oct 16:24

TATE TROLLING

by bubbaprog
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Overbey's favorite team

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29 Oct 16:20

art-of-swords: Stiletto Dagger Dated: mid-16th century Culture:...

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"Gunners often had their stilettos inscribed with mathematical and geometric scales to help them calculate the correct angle for their cannons."





art-of-swords:

Stiletto Dagger

  • Dated: mid-16th century
  • Culture: Florentine, Italy
  • Part of the Pitt Rivers Museum Founding Collection. Given to the Museum in 1884

This weapon is a type of poignard (dagger) known as a stiletto, meaning, ‘Little Steel’ in Italian. Taking their cue from this elegant but deadly weapon, ladies’ shoes with long, thin heels have also become known as stilettos.

Italian princes and dukes issued stilettos to their gunners, as the principal weapon of self-defence, should the artillery line be overrun. Gunners often had their stilettos inscribed with mathematical and geometric scales to help them calculate the correct angle for their cannons.

Source: Copyright © 2013 Pitt Rivers Museum

29 Oct 16:15

DIY Haunted Mansion portrait

by liz
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RasPi hacking + IKEA hacking

Welcome, foolish mortals. I’m with Cory Doctorow on this one: the Haunted Mansion is the best thing at the Disney parks. It’s a close-run fight with the Tower of Terror, but for me, the Haunted Mansion comes out on top every time. (So much so that I own a gargoyle candlestick.) The queue is one of the best parts of the ride. I shan’t spoil it for you apart from one tiny detail: the portrait of Master Gracey which does a Dorian Gray in front of your eyes, aging from insouciant youth to horrible decrepitude over the course of a minute or so. Why travel, though, when Brandon Etto has demonstrated that you can have your very own Master Gracey portrait in your own undead living room, courtesy of a Raspberry Pi, some plywood, an LCD screen, an IKEA picture frame and some magic plastic to make the frame into a two-way mirror?

The build itself is self-explanatory (spray-paint frame, stick mirror plastic inside frame, mount over screen, hang on wall) but Brandon has a useful parts list in PDF form, where he also links to some video looping software, and the source video itself.

29 Oct 15:51

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29 Oct 15:49

Local utilities and Google may be America’s only hope for cheap broadband

by Philip A. Stephenson
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muni fiber beat

What? You think all this cable comes free?

If you’re an American hankering for the day when your internet access is cheap or even free, keep waiting. The Open Technology Institute at the New America Foundation released a new study on Oct. 28 concluding that broadband consumers in the US pay much more than their peers around the world. And US subscribers are actually paying internet service providers more money for less data at slower speeds. This was true both for mobile and wired networks.

Even more surprising, though, is who the researchers believe may be coming to the rescue: local municipal utilities and Google—the only players with the needed network infrastructure or capital to build their own new networks from the ground up and compete with broadband operators like Verizon, AT&T, Comcast and Time Warner Cable.

So far, the much-ballyhooed “triple play” or “bundle” offerings, in which internet service providers (ISPs) offer landline telephone lines, cable television, and wired broadband for a set monthly rate, haven’t really helped US consumers. US providers couldn’t even crack the world’s top 30 ranking of cities by bundle price (rankings were determined according to the cheapest plan available by broadband companies in the area). Bristol, VA came in at number 32.

Instead, Seoul, South Korea; Riga, Latvia; Paris and Berlin took the top four spots, respectively. In Paris, a triple-bundle with 20 mb/sec of download capacity comes out to $34.87 per month. By comparison, in New York City, a 15 mb/sec FIOS connection from Verizon will set you back $69.99 per month.

The US fared slightly better in terms of the speed of in-home broadband. Kansas City (both Missouri and Kansas) tied Seoul and Tokyo for first place, because of Google’s prototype Google Fiber service. That initiative, launched in July 2012, is a competition whereby US cities apply to Google to be outfitted with its fiber-optic network, granting its residents access to faster, cheaper data speeds. So far, Kansas City, Provo, Utah, and Austin, Texas have been winners. But while Google Fiber’s 1000 mbps rate matches that on offer in South Korea and Japan, its cost to residents, at $70 per month, is nearly twice as much.

Why the price disparity? Some analysts argue that the price differential reflects geographical differences, since US population centers are generally much more spread out than those in Europe. Others chalk up the difference to lacking competition in the US. The dominance of telecom giants AT&T , Comcast and Verizon in the US puts little pressure on broadband prices.

The concentrated US market also makes it hard for new players to compete because of the massive upfront costs of building broadband infrastructure (miles of cable and fiber, nationwide capacity for line maintenance and weather response, and expensive data hubs). Hibah Hussain, one of the study’s authors, told Quartz that open access policies “promote competition.” Such policies, enacted through local and federal legislation, would require incumbent companies to open up their pipes and lease capacity on their pipes to new providers.

At present, open access to that infrastructure is off of the table. Unlike in Europe, where governments often mandate that private broadband infrastructure be shared between companies, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) classifies ISPs as “information” rather than “telecommunication” services, putting them out of reach of local authorities who could otherwise mandate open access to broadband infrastructure for smaller private companies. Changing those rules would require joint action of Congress and the US Federal Communications Commission (FCC). President Obama’s National Broadband Plan stopped short of mandating open access, issuing only weak “recommendations” to foster broadband growth.

So what can be done?

Public utilities, which have more access to the infrastructure of telecom giants, can play a part. Cities like the BVU in Bristol, VA and the EPB in Chattanooga, TN have been able to capitalize on existing access to networks, street grids and utility poles constructed by private companies to build out infrastructural improvements. That access has allowed those cities to match the monthly rate and 1,000 mbps download speeds of Google Fiber. Without federal action to give local governments and smaller companies more power, telecommunications firms are unlikely to loosen their grip on the market. That makes municipal utilities and Google the next best hope for competitively priced broadband in the US.


29 Oct 15:47

Sentris Is A Puzzle Game About Making Music

by Nathan Grayson
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#soundstudies

By Nathan Grayson on October 29th, 2013 at 11:00 am.

You can never have enough koto.

In recent years I’ve become something of a rhythm game junkie, but I have to say, the core of the genre is starting to feel a bit rotten – or at least stale. By and large, it’s the same basic idea: play along to your music. Run, jump, fight, or dodge while backgrounds morph, dance, and burst with color. I’m hardly burnt out on games like Soundodger, Crypt of the NecroDancer, Audiosurf, and the like, but I do think there’s room for something different, something more. That in mind, I really like where Sentris is headed. It straddles the line between pulsating musical playground and full-on musical production, but in a way that doesn’t rope off those with un-blistered fingers or un-whatever-happens-when-you-play-a-vuvuzela-ed lips. See what it’s all about in video form below.

Watch the video all the way through, if you can. It doesn’t do the best job of explaining, so it takes some time for the idea to fully click. I think I like it, though. Slowly, methodically solve puzzles, experiment, and stitch together your own sonic tapestry in the process. Simple, but with potential for a big payoff.

Here’s the quick elevator pitch, via Sentris’ Kickstarter page:

“I designed Sentris to help everybody feel the thrill of making music. There’s no way to fake this experience. As you solve puzzles you are literally creating your own song. To play, you drop musical building blocks into a rotating circle. The individual blocks stack up to create a song that is uniquely yours. It’s deceptively simple – easy to learn, hard to master. The concept is very new and experimental, and I believe it’s a step forward for music games.”

I think it could make for a nice way to relax, tune out the ceaseless madness of modern life, and – despite that – still come away having created something. That sounds like a magnificent way to unwind, if you ask me.

Sentris is seeking $50,000, and it’s already about halfway there. What do you think of it? Is it music to your ears? Or, I suppose more importantly, to your wallet?

29 Oct 15:46

QB Uses Pee Wee Football Trick To Score Winning Touchdown

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CHOKEBOYS, now in GIF form

The ingenious, sneaky sneak was one of the plays of the year.
29 Oct 15:44

Coy Mathis' Fight To Change Gender

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emotionally draining but well-done longread

By the time Mathis was four years old, he knew one thing was for sure: that he wasn't a boy.
29 Oct 15:40

NFL Power Rankings, Week 9: Broncos back on top

by Jason Chilton
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"Even Wall Street is envious of San Francisco's ability to grind the lower middle class under their heel."

At the halfway point of the season, it's time to take stock of all 32 NFL teams with some power rankings.

These rankings factor in and blend advanced statistics, head-to-head results, point differential and the good old fashioned Eyeball Test. The result is a worst-to-first countdown of who's playing the best ball heading into Week Nine.

1. Denver Broncos

Peyton Manning got back in the saddle despite two bum ankles for yet another ho-hum evisceration of an opposing secondary. More importantly, the Denver D looked much closer to last year's standard in Von Miller's second game back as their secondary fed off relentless pressure. Stay tuned - they'll come out of their bye week to face the Chiefs in a battle for home field throughout the playoffs.

2. Seattle Seahawks

Seattle's currently spotty OL keeps them out of the top spot, and it nearly got them beat in St. Louis as Robert Quinn and company tore after Russell Wilson almost unimpeded.  Considering the job that Jeff Fisher has done getting the Rams up for divisional foes at home, though, Seattle doesn't slip just for sweating one out.  Once their tackles return and Percy Harvin is up to speed - and they remember that Marshawn Lynch is also kinda good - they'll kill defenses with packaged run/pass plays. The defense? They kill just fine already.

3. Indianapolis Colts

Some thought the Colts were primed to regress after Andrew Luck's rookie run last year -- instead they've stormed out of the gate and knocked off three of the league's elite teams in their first seven games. Their No. 3 ranking here celebrates those achievements while acknowledging a couple of key questions - 1) how their offense will balance a cloud-of-dust run game with a passing attack now lacking its #1 target, and 2) how a defense with few above-average dudes will hold up over the long haul.

4. Kansas City Chiefs

The Chiefs roll on, unbeaten and untied, but not invulnerable. Forcing zero turnovers against Case Keenum and Jason Campbell meant two dogfights against teams that have gotten smoked by other contenders. Abandoning the run makes Andy Reid warm and satisfied inside in a way that Kansas City BBQ can't hope to match, and if he pulls that act against league's elite defenses then Rear Admiral Checkdown will be hard-pressed to get it done.

5. New Orleans Saints

No offense in the league can beat you more ways than the Saints. They put it on an underrated Bills defense with a combined 53 yards from Jimmy GrahamDarren Sproles and Marques Colston. Of course, three turnovers courtesy of Rob Ryan's re-vamped D didn't hurt. The efforts of emerging stars like Junior Galette, Cameron Jordan and Kenny Vaccaro are bringing real balance to the Big Easy.

6. San Francisco 49ers

Even Wall Street is envious of San Francisco's ability to grind the lower middle class under their heel. Pure physicality was enough to dispatch the Rams, Texans, Titans and Cardinals before routing the NFL's version of a homeless guy in the Jaguars (fittingly, in a Jags "home game" that was played 4,000 miles from Jacksonville). The Niners failed their physical tests against Seattle and Indy, though, so their post-bye week dates with Carolina and New Orleans carry a ton of intrigue.

7. Green Bay Packers

Thanks to a confluence of talent, schematic advances and rule changes, NFL quarterback play is at an all-time apex...but nobody nowhere no way no how does it like Aaron Rodgers. The Pack sit at #7 with James JonesRandall CobbClay Matthews and Nick Perry all out with injury. Once they get back...

8. Cincinnati Bengals

After a slow start, the Cincinnati defensive front is ramping up to the kind of relentless pressure it brought to QBs' doorsteps in 2012. Andy Dalton had a slow start of his own, but he's rocketed past any historical comparison to play the best ball of his NFL career over the last three weeks. A.J. Green still has to fair-catch the occasional deep ball, but if Dalton doesn't crater, this team will threaten for a first-round bye with a sparkling 5-1 conference record.

9. Carolina Panthers

Don't look now, but after a 1-3 start the Panthers have been playing some high-quality ball. Offensive coordinator Mike Shula is finally figuring out what to do with Cam Newton, and their defensive front is handing out weekly beatings. They're working around weak links on the OL and in the secondary, but their strengths could land them a Wild Card while preventing the Saints from resting on their laurels in the South.

10. New England Patriots

How on Earth is this Patriots squad 6-2? Five of their victories have come by a combined 15 points, but wins are wins and their mark is a good bet to hold up in yet another failtastic edition of the AFC East. Maybe a few weeks with Amendola and Gronk will replace Old Brady with the Brady of Old, but right now the Pats' pass game is too discombobulated to hang with the big boys.

11. Detroit Lions

At this point, saying Matt Stafford is a meh QB without Calvin Johnson is like saying Great Britain would have been conquered 20 times over if it wasn't an island. The English Channel, like Megatron, simply IS, and the result is royal weddings in London and a likely playoff berth in Detroit.

12. San Diego Chargers

Verily, the Lord said, "Go forth, and multiply." And Rivers begat, and begat, and begat. And then the Lord spake to Mike McCoy and saith, "Plague not mine good and faithful Rivers with seven-step drops and slow-developing routes, for these art the mark of the Beast." And McCoy heard the word of the Lord, and didst shorten the drops and quicken the reads. And completions didst multiply across the Land, and the Lord was well pleased.

13. Baltimore Ravens

The bye week came at a good time for Baltimore. With any luck, they've gotten Ray Rice's hip healed up while squaring away their blocking issues and getting Lardarius Webb's head right after an awful (by his standards) start to the season. Unfortunately, a week off won't fix their lack of weapons in the pass game, but if their other issues are sorted and the Suggs/Dumervil tandem keeps it up, they'll stay in the Wild Card hunt and punish Cincinnati should the Bengals fall asleep at the switch.

14. Dallas Cowboys

Halfway through the season, halfway to 8-8, halfway between great and terrible, halfway to getting blown out at home by the Panthers or Niners in the Wild Card round, halfway to bringing in Lovie Smith to fix the defense while squandering Romo's last few seasons with whatever idiotic OC Lovie will favor. Same as it ever was.

15. Miami Dolphins

Mike Wallace is already threatening to join the Alvin Harper All-Stars as one of the league's worst big-money free agent wideouts. Ryan Tannehill is threatening to join the David Carr All-Stars as a QB who could be ruined by absolutely relentless pressure. And Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is threatening GM Jeff Ireland with...well, nothing, apparently, since Ross signed him to a surreptitious contract extension. Care for a do-over, Steve?

Week 8 Debrief: Diva WRs, Kelly under fire

Calvin Johnson's record setting day, Dez Bryant's sideline explosion, and another no-show by the Eagles offense require further examination in your Week 8 Debrief.

16. Arizona Cardinals

It will be informative to watch the Cards' coaching staff take the Todd Haley Memorial Running Back IQ test over the next few weeks, as they'll have the chance to either feature a dynamic runner in Andre Ellington or sacrifice carries on the Altar of Veteranocity to a decrepit Rashard Mendenhall. The right decision is paramount, as they'll need all the run-game help they can get to keep Carson Palmer from getting killed. On the plus side, Calais Campbell and John Abraham are supplying some heat of their own on defense while the Honey Badger takes to slot coverage like ... a badger to honey?

17. Chicago Bears

Joining the Steelers in a Wrong-Grail Kegstand was probably a bad idea for the Bears' D, as they have collapsed in sections this season. A similar collapse could be imminent on the offensive side if Josh McCown, scion of the Last Family of Football, isn't up to the challenge. The challenge has increased by the week, as the right side of the Bears' OL is allowing more pressure game by game. Forte and Marshall may be enough to batten down the hatches until Jay Cutler's return, but it's going to be a bumpy ride.

18. Oakland Raiders

Terrelle Pryor has exceeded the modest expectations set up by his dreadful showing in the preseason, and he's driving a scrappy run game despite a scrap-heap OL. One-man gang Lamarr Houston has been joined by a couple of other budget mercenaries in the proud Raider tradition, and they're bringing enough heat to keep the worst of the scorch marks off their overmatched secondary.

19. Tennessee Titans

A scattershot QB and a hideous running game are no way to go through the NFL, son. The Locker/CJ2.5YPC backfield can create random big plays, but they are much too high-beta to competently support Alterraun Verner and the rest of a surprisingly OK defense.

20. Cleveland Browns

Like a romantic comedy heroine, the Browns finally ditched those losers and realized that sweet, unassuming Jason Campbell was the QB answer all along. Just kidding, Campbell is awful, but any week he puts on a competent show is a week that tough D + OMG LOOK WHAT JOSH GORDON JUST DID can = a win.

21. Houston Texans

Having been absolutely ravaged by interceptions, the Texans will be playing much better ball if Case Keenum can repeat the kind of turnover-free day he enjoyed against the Chiefs. With Brian Cushing gone and gross things happening at the safety position, however, the Texans' D will be hard-pressed to play up to the caliber of seasons past.

22. Washington Redskins

Robert Griffin III has sweet feet and a live arm, but he's not polished enough in his reads and outside-the-numbers passing to constantly play from behind the way Washington's dreadful secondary forces him to do. He's also not sturdy enough to withstand the kind of savage beating the Broncos laid on him last Sunday.

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23. St. Louis Rams

The Rams' passing attack was already sputtering under Sam Bradford, and for all his scrappiness the sputtering might continue with Kellen Clemens under center. The fact that the Rams called BRETT FAVRE last week to gauge his interest isn't exactly a ringing endorsement for Mr. Clemens, but despite scattershot accuracy he never backed down from the league's baddest defense.  He'll also be aided by a resurgent run game as well as some bad defensive dudes in blue and gold.  Robert Quinn, take a bow.

24. Atlanta Falcons

Atlanta is down to the dregs on offense, and Matt Ryan is finally cracking under the strain of facing a heavy pass rush while throwing to Harry Douglas and a triple-teamed Tony Gonzalez. Steven Jackson doing a Boris Karloff impersonation didn't help, either. While Roddy White's return will be welcome, the Falcons' 2-5 record combined with a bad secondary and pathetic pass rush make this a lost season for the Falcons.

25. Buffalo Bills

Doug Marrone's scrappy band was simply outmatched in the Superdome, but they've turned in credible showings every week behind an underrated D that features plus talent at all three levels. Thad Lewis has kept the offense out of the ditch while awaiting E.J. Manuel's return, and if C.J. Spiller's balky ankle ever heals, the Bills could be one of the league's better spoilers down the stretch.

26. Pittsburgh Steelers

A lackluster Steelers season hit a new low with a loss to the Raiders, highlighted by two brutal Shaun Suisham shanks and yet another beating in the pocket for Big Ben. Pittsburgh can't scare anyone with a dink-and-dunk pass attack and a defense that's aging in all the wrong ways. If you picked Pittsburgh in the AFC North this year, you chose...poorly.

27. New York Giants

A two-game win streak finally placated the New York media, who ... just kidding, they still want everyone's blood. But two games out in the hilarious NFC East isn't a death sentence, and it's worth noting that Eli is now interception-less in games where he doesn't try to play "guess which route Rueben Randle is running?" as he releases the ball. It's a well-timed Bye week for the Giants to consolidate their gains, and Andre Brown's Week 10 return gives them one guy in the backfield who can break 5.0 in the 40.

28. New York Jets

While Geno Smith's Dual-Schaub performance wasn't the ugliest Jets moment in October, it wasn't far off. New York seems like they're juggling chainsaws on offense, and the results are sometimes impressive but frequently stomach-turning. Sheldon Richardson has been a revalation on the defensive front, but opposing receivers have happily traded lockdown on Revis Island for care-free frolicking in Cromartie Cove.

29. Philadelphia Eagles

If you're scoring at home, that's exactly one field goal in the last EIGHT QUARTERS from Chip Kelly's boys. Actually, if you're scoring at home, you're accomplishing something that Chip Kelly can't. Both of Philly's dreadful losses have come at the Linc in front of some of the NFL's most understanding and forgiving fans. If Vick's hammy keeps him shelved for another few games, Kelly could spend 2014 playing Candy Crush and waiting for his NCAA Show Cause order to expire.

30. Minnesota Vikings

Cerberus, the three-headed hell-hound of Greek myth, ensured that luckless souls would be forever trapped in Hades. Matt Ponderman, the three-headed hell-quarterback, serves the same function for luckless Minnesota fans. Since some Norse mythology is probably more appropriate here, it was prophesied that after the last battle of Ragnarok the world would burn to ashes. Apparently, Ragnarok has already taken place in the Vikings secondary.

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tampa isn't next-to-last in terms of stats, and certainly not in terms of team-wide talent. But the Kon-Tiki would have beat the three-masted HMS Bounty across the Pacific once the crew turned on Captain Bligh, and as long as the Bucs labor under their overmatched, insecure martinet of a 'coach', they'll keep turning in dreadful efforts like last Thursday's hide-tanning.

32. Jacksonville Jaguars

OK, so rhetorical skill and detailed arguments probably aren't necessary to convince you that the Jags are the bottom of the NFL barrel. They're uniformly hideous across the board, but their turnover-prone offense and dreadful pass protection on the left side provoke particular scorn. And, of course, their flammable safety duo. And their atrocious run blocking, and....OK, you get it. They're bad.

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29 Oct 15:37

Falcons stadium budget increases to $1.2 billion

by Adam Stites
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fuck the falcons

The budget for a new downtown stadium for the Atlanta Falcons has ballooned to $1.2 billion, the team revealed according to Tim Tucker of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, up $200 million from the $1 billion figure that the team had previously used as an estimate.

The extra $200 million was attributed to multiple factors by the team, including the stadium's unique eight-sided design and mammoth video board that will be built around a retractable roof. However, taxpayers will not be asked to pay any more than the $200 million that was agreed upon previously, as the Falcons will be responsible for picking up the extra costs.

Per Tucker, the Falcons expect $948 million of the stadium budget to go to construction and contingency, $102 million to development and pre-construction, $77 million for systems and equipment and $73 million for design and professional services.

The stadium is tentatively set to open for the 2017 NFL season.

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29 Oct 15:37

How Kentucky Built the Country's Best ACA Exchange

by Unknown Lamer
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'Kentucky made the conscious choice to stick to the basics, rather than seeking to blow users away with a state-of-the-art consumer interface. It 'doesn't have all the bells and whistles that other states tried to incorporate,' says Jennifer Tolbert. 'It's very straightforward in allowing consumers to browse plans without first creating an account.' A big part of that was knowing their demographics: A simpler site would make it easer to access for people without broadband Internet access'

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Dylan Scott writes at TPM that Kentucky, with its deeply conservative congressional delegation, seems like an unlikely place for Obamacare to find success. Instead, Kentucky's online health insurance exchange has proven to be one of the best, and shows that the marketplace concept can work in practice. Kentucky routinely ranks toward the bottom in overall health, and better health coverage is one step toward reversing that norm. It started with the commitment to build the state's own website rather than default to the federal version. On July 17, 2012, a few weeks after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act, Democratic Gov. Steve Beshear created the exchange via executive order, over the objections of a Republican-controlled state legislature, which sought other means — including an effort to prevent the exchange from finding office space — to block the site's creation. ... Testing was undertaken throughout every step of the process, says Carrie Banahan, kynect's executive director, and it was crucial because it allowed state officials to identify problems early in the process. ... From a design standpoint, Kentucky made the conscious choice to stick to the basics, rather than seeking to blow users away with a state-of-the-art consumer interface. It 'doesn't have all the bells and whistles that other states tried to incorporate,' says Jennifer Tolbert. 'It's very straightforward in allowing consumers to browse plans without first creating an account.' A big part of that was knowing their demographics: A simpler site would make it easer to access for people without broadband Internet access, and the content was written at a sixth-grade reading level so it would be as easy to understand as possible."

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29 Oct 15:28

Tom Brady is the Cowardly Lion, Gisele is Dorothy

by Bill Hanstock

Here's how I see this breaking down:

- People in New England (and non-football fans) thinking this is completely adorable

- Everyone else screaming and throwing their computers out the window

- 12 billion awful Facebook comments

Also, someone please check on Toto. He does not look well.

29 Oct 15:23

Not-So-Super Powers, A Comic Series About the Awkward Moments of Superheroes

by Justin Page
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lol scott
of course you want to watch a 3D movie because you suck

Iron Man

Philadelphia cartoonist Kelly Phillips has created Not-So-Super Powers, a comic series about the awkward moments superheroes face on a daily basis. Iron Man runs into troubles when he sneezes or gets an itch inside of his armor, while Wolverine’s healing ability prohibits him from getting his ears pierced. You can view more of Kelly’s funny comics on her website.

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29 Oct 15:22

Firefox and Chrome Will Soon EOL On XP

by timothy
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'Does this also mean webmasters will need to write seperate versions of CSS and javascript for older versions of Chrome and Firefox like they did with IE 6 if the user base refuses to leave Windows XP?'
lol

Billly Gates writes "While Windows XP is still going strong the sun is rapidly setting on this old platform fast. Firefox plans to end support for XP which means no security fixes or improvements. Chrome is being discontinued a little later as well for Windows XP. Windows XP has its die-hard users refusing to upgrade as they prefer the operating system or feel there is no need to change. The story would not be as big of a deal if it were not for the feared XPopacalypse with a major Virus/worm/trojan taking down millions of systems with no patches to ever fix them and software not being patched to protect them. Does this also mean webmasters will need to write seperate versions of CSS and javascript for older versions of Chrome and Firefox like they did with IE 6 if the user base refuses to leave Windows XP?"

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29 Oct 15:20

Why Apple Wants To Bust Your iPhone

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'Instead of degrading the old model, companies can offer innovations in the new model that make upgrading irresistible. Apple succeeded at doing this for a while, offering new iPhones that included major improvements. In the past, consumers were so excited about the cool new features, like Siri, the voice-activated interface, that they may not have minded (or even noticed) if their old phones started to deteriorate; they planned on upgrading anyway. This time around, that’s less true. The iPhone 5S and 5C offer fewer quantum improvements. Consumers are more likely to want their old phones to continue working at peak condition in perpetuity, and to feel cheated when they don’t.'

The benefits, annoyances and miscalculations of planned obsolescence.
29 Oct 15:15

X-Men: Days of Future Past Trailer Sets Up Time Travel Shenanigans

by Kimber Streams
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huh

Marvel has released an official trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past that sets up the film’s premise of characters from the original X-Men film trilogy joining forces with their younger selves introduced in X-Men: First Class. The film stars Patrick Stewart as old Charles Xavier, James McAvoy as his younger counterpart, Ian McKellen as older Magneto, Michael Fassbender as young Magneto, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, and Peter Dinklage as Bolivar Trask, a military scientist who creates the Sentinels. X-Men: Days of Future Past will release in theaters on May 23, 2014.

The ultimate X-Men ensemble fights a war for the survival of the species across two time periods in X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST. The beloved characters from the original “X-Men” film trilogy join forces with their younger selves from “X-Men: First Class,” in an epic battle that must change the past — to save our future.

29 Oct 15:12

Microsoft Studios hires UK celeb Jonathan Ross as executive producer

by Sinan Kubba
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huh.

Microsoft Studios hires UK celeb Jonathan Ross as executive producer
British chat show host Jonathan Ross is the unexpected newest member of Microsoft's Xbox team, bringing his "unparalleled understanding for audience trends" to UK studios like Lionhead, Lift London, Rare, and Soho Productions, according to a press release.

Ross, one of British TV's most famous faces across the last two decades, isn't as peripheral to gaming as he may seem. While the 52-year-old Londoner is maybe best known in gaming circles for spilling the beans on Fable 3, he's also regarded for having an avid interest in the medium - I chatted with him at this year's BAFTA awards where he talked very knowledgeably about the nominees. Also, his production company collaborated on iOS and Android game Catcha Catcha Aliens, in which he had a hand with the design.

That said, it's not clear how Ross will specifically aid the Xbox team. At a London event Eurogamer attended this week, Microsoft corporate VP Phil Harrison said his company hired the celeb to help "change our thinking."

Meanwhile, Life London head Lee Schuneman said, "Microsoft Studios is focused on creating the best in class cross-media entertainment, with Lift London specifically looking at creating IP across multiple channels. Jonathan will be a huge asset for us as he really knows how to connect to mass audiences with an impressive understanding for audience tastes and trends."

The questions remains: Who will Sony and Nintendo hire to compete with Ross? What could Oprah bring to the PlayStation 4, or Ellen to the Wii U? Answers on a postcard, please.

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29 Oct 15:12

Amazon launches Kindle MatchBook, offering cheap digital copies of your physical books

by Chris Welch
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Amazon's Kindle MatchBook service has gone live today, allowing customers to buy a heavily discounted Kindle copy of physical books they've purchased from the online retailer. Prices range between free and $2.99, offering a quick and cheap way to expand your Amazon ebook library. And on that note, there's good news: Amazon says that 70,000 books are enrolled in MatchBook at launch, dwarfing the original 10,000 titles it announced last month. More books will be added to the program every day, according to the company, and book detail pages will now list when specific titles will support MatchBook. Amazon combs through your entire order history going all the way back to 1995, so the initial list of ebooks offered to you may be longer than you'd expect. And since they're full-fledged Kindle copies, all of Amazon's signature features including Whispersync and X-Ray are included. To see which of your past purchases are eligible, head to Amazon now.

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