GUEST: What time opens Chelsea?
CONCIERGE: Chelsea Market?
GUEST: No, just Chelsea.
CONCIERGE: Well it’s a neighborhood, sir.
GUEST: (annoyed) Yes, I know that!
CONCIERGE: It’s open all day and night.
GUEST: But what time does it open?
CONCIERGE: Is it maybe - are you looking for a particular business?
GUEST: No, I am looking for Chelsea.
CONCIERGE: It’s just a neighborhood of New York.
GUEST: Yes. But what time does it open??
CONCIERGE: There’s no set time. During the day you can go to brunch, go shopping, walk the Highline, and at night there’s lots of great bars and restaurants that I can recommend if you’re looking-
GUEST: (very annoyed) What. Time. Does. It. Open.
(We look at each other)
CONCIERGE: 8am.
GUEST: Great, thank you!