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28 Jul 16:45

bunnyfood: (via yahoonews)

Fernanda Campello

segurando com a patinha ai gente

28 Jul 16:44

2005 - UK TV Debut 2006 - American TV Debut 2007 -...





















2005 - UK TV Debut

2006 - American TV Debut

2007 - Glastonbury

2008 - Live at the Apollo

2009 - Reading Festival

2012 - The opening ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics

28 Jul 16:37

grill and chill with the BBQ donut

by nina db

a circular sea cruiser fitted with a charcoal grill allows you to feast at sea.

The post grill and chill with the BBQ donut appeared first on designboom.

28 Jul 16:33

drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These...

Fernanda Campello

nao duvido



drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

28 Jul 16:25

iandsharman: “Why were you late in today?” “Oh, I got tied up...



iandsharman:

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

28 Jul 16:22

Frozach Submitted

Fernanda Campello

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

28 Jul 16:20

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Fernanda Campello

rabetas que fazem TUBLUFT ao caminhar
a minha jamais será



28 Jul 16:06

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28 Jul 16:04

So we found an eagle that looks just like Nicholas Cage.





















So we found an eagle that looks just like Nicholas Cage.

28 Jul 15:59

Reem Acra Resort 2014

Fernanda Campello

eu acho essa cor tão linda



Reem Acra Resort 2014

28 Jul 15:58

My good friend’s dogs wanted to come with him, and he...



My good friend’s dogs wanted to come with him, and he couldn’t stop them. So, he took them along with him

28 Jul 15:57

room42: Death By Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator i’m...



room42:

Death By Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator

i’m dying right now, but i assure you it’s not from an orgasm.  maybe later.

Scorpions are nature’s way of saying “Fuck you, I’m going to combine lobsters, spiders, wasps & nightmares.”

28 Jul 14:50

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28 Jul 14:44

Viagem: a vida dupla de Marrakech

by 28/07/2013
Fernanda Campello

marrakesh é o lugar pra onde as mobiletes do mundo vão pra morrer

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Entrada do restaurante do Hotel Le Jardin des Douars, localizado a 15 km de Essaouira, nas redondezas de Marrakech

Localizada aos pés da cordilheira do Alto Atlas, Marrakech é dividida entre a Medina, parte fortificada, e Ville Nouvelle (Cidade Nova, em francês), o bairro moderno. O fascinante Jardim Majorelle, idealizado pelo pintor francês Jacques Majorelle, em 1924, é um oásis no Guéliz (o coração da Ville Nouvelle), um lugar de forças místicas e muitos encantos. A abundância de formas e espécies vegetais representa os cinco continentes. Coqueiros, bananeiras, buganvílias e uma imensa variedade de cactos compõem um raro exemplo de paisagismo.

Majorelle foi considerado o maior colecionador de plantas do mundo com esse espetacular trabalho. Yves Saint Laurent se deixou seduzir pelas suas cores e por ali encontrar uma fonte inesgotável de inspiração. Em 1980, o jardim tornou-se propriedade da fundação Pierre Bergé-Yves Saint Laurent, que, desde então, garante a sua conservação, incluindo a casa de cor azul vibrante, originalmente o ateliê do pintor. Desde 2011, essa construção é sede do Museu Berbere, cujo acervo apresenta um extraordinário panorama da criatividade do povo mais antigo do norte da África. O bairro oferece outras atrações. Vale passear pela rue de la Liberté e tomar um café em estilo vintage no Kechmara. Na mesma rua, a loja Ben Rahal possui tapetes raros de origem certificada, e a L’Orientaliste é uma referência em décor marroquino e artesanato fino na região.

Em direção à Medina, avista-se a mesquita Koutoubia. A torre de 70 m em estilo mouro parece ser o mais belo mirante norte-africano, mas a entrada é aberta somente para muçulmanos. A próxima etapa é conhecer a alma da cultura e dos costumes árabes: Djemaa El Fna, uma das maiores praças do Marrocos, símbolo da excentricidade e do entretenimento local. Durante o dia, encantadores de serpente, contadores de histórias, curandeiros e músicos se misturam com turistas e marrakchis (nativos). Ao anoitecer, inúmeras barracas gastronômicas preparam atraentes especialidades, como se fossem um único restaurante a céu aberto.

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Barraca de doces no Marrakech Souk, o mercado mais tradicional da cidade

As ruas que saem da praça levam diretamente ao Souk. O grande mercado de produtos artesanais é um aglomerado de pequenas lojas dispostas em um labirinto de vielas iluminadas por um teto de madeira vazado. Cores vibrantes, perfumes intensos, sabores excêntricos: uma aventura para os sentidos. O prazer dos mercantes é a negociação, portanto, prepare-se para grandes oportunidades. Para uma pausa, a medersa Bem Youssef é ótima pedida, considerada a maior escola corânica (onde se cultuava o Alcorão) do país e uma maravilha da arquitetura moura.

Sobre a hospitalidade, estamos nas mãos de verdadeiros experts. Da acolhedora recepção com o chá marroquino ao petit-déjeuner preparado artesanalmente, passando pelos mágicos tratamentos dos hammams, os riads (como são chamados os hotéis na Medina) são sinônimos de luxo. Essas antigas habitações do centro histórico, estruturadas em volta de um pátio normalmente ajardinado, seguindo o modelo de arquitetura árabe-andaluz, são completamente fechadas para o exterior e retratam a essência da vida em Marrakech, ou seja, frenética nas ruas e relaxante nos interiores. 

Partindo para Essaouira, na costa atlântica, a pouco mais de duas horas de carro de Marrakech, a paisagem árida e semidesértica é interrompida por quilômetros de árvores de argan, planta da qual se extrai o óleo de argan (huile d’argane), recentemente descoberto pela indústria cosmética. A planta é originária e exclusiva dessa região do Marrocos. Durante o percurso, vale a pena parar para conhecer a cooperativa formada por mulheres que extraem manualmente o óleo. Toda azul e branca, a charmosa cidade já inspirou artistas de vários tempos. Atingida constantemente por um vento forte soprado pelo Atlântico, é também um destino para as práticas de windsurfe e kite surfing.

Estes destinos badaladíssimos, com jardins luxuriantes, vida noturna agitada e rica história, convidam também a relaxar com estilo, apreciar sua bela arquitetura e seu décor autêntico e saborear pratos exóticos: um verdadeiro elixir.

* Matéria publicada em Casa Vogue #335 (assinantes têm acesso à edição digital da revista)

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Torre da mesquita Koutoubia, na qual só entram muçulmanos 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Um dos pátios internos da medersa Ben Youssef 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Pátio aberto da medersa Ben Youssef, importante escola corânica   

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Balcão do café e restaurante Kechmara 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Salão do café e restaurante Kechmara 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Copos típicos à venda na L’Orientaliste 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Mulheres na preparação do óleo de argan

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Tapetes expostos em Essaouira 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Músicos celebram a cultura local em Essaouira  

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Artesanato comercializado nas ruas de Essaouira  

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Jardim Majorelle, em Marrakech, com a casa azul vibrante que hospeda o Museu Berbere 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Terraço da casa azul vibrante que hospeda o Museu Berbere  

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Vista de outro terraço da casa azul vibrante que hospeda o Museu Berbere  

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Exposição no Museu Berbere

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Interior do Riad Kaiss, uma hospedagem de luxo em Marrakech 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi) Detalhes dos terraços do Riad Kaiss, hospedagem em Marrakech 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Uma das suítes da hospedaria Riad Kaiss 

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)O hammam (banho turco) na hospedaria Riad Kaiss  

 

  (Foto: Filippo Bamberghi)Área de lazer da hospedaria Riad Kaiss  
28 Jul 14:38

Xena the Abused Puppy Trained Positively

by Victoria Stilwell
Fernanda Campello

victoria stilwell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abismo >>>>>>>>>>>>>> cesar milan

Xena/Lisa MatthewsXena is a pitbull mix whose amazing transformation from a neglected, emaciated puppy to a thriving companion dog for Jonny, a boy with autism, has made national headlines. The bond between Jonny and Xena is incredible.

Xena's story was brought to my attention by Atlanta-based  (VSPDT) trainer Lisa Matthews, founder of Pawsitive Practice in Alpharetta, GA (pictured kneeling). She is helping the family train Xena and I couldn't think of a better person to teach and guide them.  Linda, Jonny's mother is adamant that Xena will only be taught with positive methods, not just because she is a special dog who is incredibly bonded with a little boy, but because she, like every dog, deserves to be taught with kindness and respect rather than with intimidation and fear. I have no doubt that Xena will be a wonderful symbol of the power of positive training.

Of course I'm thrilled that Xena's family has chosen a Victoria Stilwell Positively Dog Trainer (VSPDT) to help her acquire more skills, but what really warms my heart is that this beautiful dog has now found comfort and companionship in a loving home as well as becoming a little boys' best friend.

 

 

Watch Jonny and Xena's story here:

 

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28 Jul 14:36

COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28 Jul 14:21

loveforearth: “Resplendent Quetzal (male)” by Cyn Vargas

28 Jul 14:15

aaron-deadalus: Timmy’s Dad. Enough said











aaron-deadalus:

Timmy’s Dad. Enough said

28 Jul 14:09

It so fluffy!!!



It so fluffy!!!

28 Jul 14:03

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28 Jul 14:00

[m] good night



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good night

28 Jul 13:37

impressedcats: a new purse?! FOR MEEEE?!!!

by babygremlin


impressedcats:

a new purse?! FOR MEEEE?!!!

27 Jul 23:03

OH MY GOD



OH MY GOD

27 Jul 21:35

OOP

Fernanda Campello

porra ajuda aqui



OOP

27 Jul 15:38

hate-my-human: secretcallgirl: kokilax: randomizeyourmind: R...



hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

27 Jul 15:37

fairy-wren: Anna’s Hummingbird. Photo by Arise



fairy-wren:

Anna’s Hummingbird. Photo by Arise

27 Jul 15:33

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27 Jul 15:27

Street Art de Escif

by Eloise Martins

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Conheças as intervenções urbanas do espanhol Escif.

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Sua arte urbana geralmente faz comentários sutis e irônicos ao capitalismo, política, economia e outras questões da sociedade.

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Em entrevista ao Unurth, Escif afirma: “As vezes não é tão fácil separar (a mensagem do meio), eu tento focar meu trabalho em conceitos, não só formas. Eu busco basear o meu estilo como as consequências das minhas próprias ideias. Eu entendo a pintura como um exercício de reflexão que pode ser dividido com outras pessoas. Não estou em busca de uma pintura decorativa, eu tento despertar a mente dos observadores.”

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