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06 Mar 03:54

Your Afternoon Animal Fix

by Prince Of Petworth

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

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“This is Geno (striped) trying to squeeze into Pippi’s (white) cat condo in Adams Morgan.”

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“Terrapin – Dog on the Floor, Bailey – Dog on the Stairs and Tige – the Cat.

Capitol Hill”

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“This is Missy and she lives in Adams Morgan. She is practicing her ninja kitty skillz.”

06 Mar 03:51

Report: Wage Inequality Growing In D.C.

by Sarah Anne Hughes
Report: Wage Inequality Growing In D.C. For D.C. residents in the 20th percentile — meaning they earn wages less than 80 percent of the population — the median hourly wage fell from $13.08 in 2008 to $12.31 in 2012. [ more › ]
    






06 Mar 00:34

Arlington Pet of the Week: Lady

by ARLnow.com

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The first Pet of the Week in March is a 2-year-old beagle that lives with her parents in Courthouse.

Here’s what her owner, Stephanie, has to say about her “petite” pup with a big appetite:

Hello Arlington… I’m Lady! I’m a petite 2-year-old beagle living in Courthouse. I was adopted by my mom and dad in July 2013 after being brought to D.C. from Indiana by some kind folks. I had been left to fend for myself in rural Indiana before I was rescued. Although I don’t remember a lot about my past as a young pup, it has been speculated that I was abandoned by hunters in the area due to the fact that I’m much more interested in a good belly rub and being given treats than hunting. My mom and dad say that I bring them endless amounts of joy and laughter and can always brighten their day with my sunny personality.

Some of my hobbies include: napping, sniffing, cuddling, playing with my toys (I’m still a little confused as to why leather shoes aren’t supposed to be chew toys… the texture is wonderful!), playing with my dog friends, going on walks and most importantly, eating! If it were up to me, I would gladly indulge in an entire bag of dog food in one sitting. No matter what my mood is, I always seem to have the same serious facial expression. Don’t let that fool you, though. I’m only serious when I’m chowing down on my food!

Want your pet to be considered for the Arlington Pet of the Week? Email office@arlnow.com with a 2-3 paragraph bio and at least 3-4 horizontally-oriented photos of your pet.

Each week’s winner receives a sample of dog or cat treats from our sponsor, Becky’s Pet Care, along with $25 in Becky’s Bucks. Becky’s Pet Care provides professional dog walking and pet sitting services in Arlington and Northern Virginia — “Quality Service from a Trusted Friend.”

04 Mar 17:37

Here Is Another Reason Why Everything Sucks

by Alex Balk
by Alex Balk

"Most of our second- (or third-) generation success stories refuse to allow themselves to believe that they haven’t earned everything they’ve got — even Mitt Romney indulges in the fantasy of being a self-made man. In fact, Bellow’s formulation seems precisely backward: The age of the Brahmins was also the age of noblesse oblige. This is the age of Luke Russert. (And Ronan Farrow, WORLD’S MOST ACCOMPLISHED MILLENNIAL.) This insistence on merit — the successful person’s fantasy of earning what you got by out-working people from less privileged backgrounds — defines our unequal era of naked, unabashed favoritism. That comforting fiction is basically why it’s been difficult to even convince a plurality of official Washington that something maybe ought to be done to address joblessness and persistent income inequality."

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04 Mar 15:55

Metro Policeman Arrests U.S. President for Speeding

by Tom
Ulysses S. Grant, full-length portrait, facing left, standing alongside his war horse, "Cincinnati"

This is one of the more interesting personal stories that we’ve uncovered.

For a while now, we’ve heard stories about President Grant being arrested for riding his horse too fast in the city. This is amusing on two accounts, the first being the President driving a horse and buggy alone on the streets of Washington. The second, that he was actually stopped and arrested for speeding. Clearly, we wouldn’t see this today, even though, technically, POTUS‘ motorcade probably doesn’t obey the speed limit signs in D.C.

Ulysses S. Grant, full-length portrait, facing left, standing alongside his war horse, "Cincinnati"

Ulysses S. Grant, full-length portrait, facing left, standing alongside his war horse, “Cincinnati”

The most informative article about the incident was one that we found in The Washington Post, written by J. LeCount Chestnut on November 7th, 1925.

William West is the horseman who once arrested a president. He forced President Ulysses S. Grant to go with him to the police station where he booked the chief executive on charges of speeding. Grant was driving his favorite team of horses at what West thought was excessive speed. He ordered the president to stop, chased him down, gave him a lecture in approved modern traffic cop style, and then arrested him.

Grant and West became solid pals after the incident, and in one of their frequent chats West informed the president that he, too, was a speed maniac, and that while off duty he had been arrested more than 20 times for speeding. West owned a stable of fine horses that at once attracted Grant’s admiration, and provided for the two men a strong bond of common interest.

The day before Grant’s arrest a woman with a 6-year-old child had been seriously injured at West’s corner by a driver of fast horses. washington, after a series of such accidents, was conducting the same campaign against “reckless driving” of horses that modern metropolitan cities are engaging in today to check auto speeding. Grant had chosen the wrong time to dash by the corner of 13th and M Sts. his team thundering along at a furious pace. West shouted, the president’s team was brought to a standstill, and West approached him. “Well, officer, what do you want with me?” Grant asked.

“Mr. President,” was the reply, ” I want to tell you that you were violating the law by driving at reckless speed. Your fast driving, sir, has set the example for a lot of other gentlemen. It is endangering the lives of the people who have to cross the street in this locality. Only this evening a lady was knocked down by one of the racing teams.”

“I am very sorry,” said President Grant, “and I’ll promise that hereafter I will hold my team down to the regulation speed. Is the lady who was run down seriously hurt?”

But the very next day, however, the good intentions were forgotten, and General Grant came racing down 13th St. fast as ever. When hailed, he turned into M St. and was almost at 14th before he could stop. As West approached, Grant said, “Do you think, officer, that I was violating the speed laws?”

“I certainly do, Mr. President,” answered West, not a bit softened by the president’s query. “I cautioned you yesterday, Mr. President, about fast driving, and you said, sir, that it would not occur again. I am very sorry, Mr. President, to have to do it, for you are the nation’s chief executive, but my duty is plain, sir: I shall have to place you under arrest!”

1888 map of 13th and M St. NW

1888 map of 13th and M St. NW

Part of me is a little skeptical that it went down exactly like this, but nevertheless … the story continues.

At the request of the president, Officer West got into the executive’s carriage, sat beside him and drove to the station house. Grant left $20 collateral, which was forfeited.

After this incident President Grant and Officer West grew very friendly and spent frequently hours at a time chatting. Their love of horses was the great bond of sympathy. Strange to relate, West himself was an inveterate fast driver. He confessed that he had been arrested at least 25 times for speeding.

Old timers around Washington yet remember West’s remarkable horse, “Dan.” This animal was so trained that when his master had cornered an offender, he would seize the culprit by the coat with his great front teeth. As a rule, the horse was careful not to catch a man’s flesh, but if the offender offered resistance the great teeth would grasp flesh along with clothing. The pair were a familiar sight for years at 7th and U Sts. N. W., where they were stationed.

There are a couple facts in this story that are different in other stories, but what seems to be consistent though, is that Officer West did arrest and book Grant. We found another story stating that Grant was arrested in 1866 before he was in the White House, and this is also true. He was arrested on April 11th, 1866 as well as July 1st for reckless driving. At the time, he was still a general in the U.S. Army. POTUS 18 had a penchant for speeding, so all three of these stories are true. The man liked to ride fast, and paid the price a few times.

Whatever the details are of this story, the fact is, President Grant was arrested just after the Civil War and Emancipation Proclamation by an African-American Washington policeman. That’s a terrific story and a great piece of trivia with which you can impress your history-loving friends.

West was listed in the 1900 U.S. Census living at 1025 3rd St. NW, with his wife of 32 years, Katherine and their six children. Sadly, like so much of D.C., the building is gone.

William H. West family in 1900 U.S. Census

William H. West family in 1900 U.S. Census

By 1910, his wife had passed away, and he was living at 424 New York Ave. NW with two sons and a lodger. This building also appears to be gone.

William H. West in the 1910 U.S. Census

William H. West in the 1910 U.S. Census

A decade or so after his encounter with President Grant, he had some trouble with the police force and was found guilty of neglecting his duties. Below is the article that we dug up from September 26th, 1884 in The Washington Post, detailing the account.

Officers William H. West and William H. White, of the police force, were tried last Wednesday before the trial board of the Metropolitan Police “for neglect of duty and indecently wrangling on political matters upon public streets.” The board found that the officers had stopped twenty or thirty minutes and entered into a conversation about matters not pertaining to their official duties and were also guilty of improper language on the public streets. Their sentence was a fine of $25 and in addition to be dismounted and transferred. … The rule referred to forbids officers from stopping and holding conversation with citizens while patrolling their beats.

If workplaces had this rule today, at least 75 percent of D.C. would be fined for surfing the web, checking Facebook, or chatting around the watercooler. Get back to work!

Washington Post headline - January 29th, 1898

Washington Post headline – January 29th, 1898

In later years, Officer West ran into some more trouble according to an in The Washington Post, printed on January 29th, 1898. West was accused and tried for not paying a certain debt of $40. He had borrowed the money from a Mrs. Terrell, a local money lender. At the time, it was common for them to prey on underpaid police officers (similar to those shady payday loans today) and charge exorbitant interest rates. The loan agreement had him paying 10% per month until it was paid off. He ended up paying $72 in 19 months and then ceased paying. Ultimately, the case was dismissed as the laws of D.C. exempted debtors from paying any interest rate deemed usurious.

Washington Post headline - June 30th, 1901

Washington Post headline – June 30th, 1901

He again shows up in the papers on June 30th, 1901 after being arrested for disorderly conduct in Mt. Vernon Square, following an argument.

Policeman William H. West, who has been before the trial board several times on charges of conduct unbecoming an officer, was arrested in Mount Vernon Square early last evening charged with disorderly conduct. At the First precinct station Lieut. Amiss directed that he be stripped of his badge and revolver and suspended. The lieutenant will make a report on the case to Maj. Sylvester this morning.

West is a negro, about fifty-eight years of age, and has been on the force many years. He gained notoriety soon after his appointment by arresting President U. S. Grant for riding horseback on a pavement. He is fond of blooded horses, and was a mounted policeman for several years.

He drove to the restaurant of Charles H. Dismer, at 708 K street northwest, early last evening. Lindsey Madre, a negro youth, was engaged to mind his team. When West returned to the vehicle he is said to have given Madre a tip of 5 cents. This started an argument, and Madre demanded more money for his services. The quarrel resulted in West and Madre going across the street to Mount Vernon Square, where their fight attracted the attention of the neighborhood. Policemen Hooper and McDonnell, of the First precinct, ran to the scene and arrest both men for disorderly conduct. They were released on $5 collateral each.

We dug up a little more on Lindsey Madre, who was born some time near 1873. In the 1910 city directory, he was listed as living at 807 Barry Pl., which is just west of Georgia Ave., near the McDonald’s and south of the baseball field.

Lindsey Madre in the 1910 city directory

Lindsey Madre in the 1910 city directory

In the 1920 U.S. Census, he’s still listed at the same address with the occupation of bootblack (i.e., shoe shiner). He was living with his wife Annie and daughter, Odesa under the roof of his in-laws, the Freemans.

Lindsey Madre in the 1920 U.S. Census

Lindsey Madre in the 1920 U.S. Census

03 Mar 23:21

artchipel: Curator’s Monday 137 Valerie Hegarty (USA) Valerie...

by areshoekiddingme
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artchipel:

Curator’s Monday 137

Valerie Hegarty (USA)

Valerie Hegarty’s installations create dream-like transitional spaces and objects that expand and fracture the austerity of an exhibition space while dismantling the constructs of image- and object-making.  Informed by the current turbulent state of our country while also excavating from America’s past, Hegarty’s work often turns the gallery into a dramatic place of change.  Working with fragile materials such as foamcore, paper, paint and glue, she exploits a scrupulous mimicry of objects only to demolish them by devices often associated with their historical significance. On one level the viewer can become overwhelmed with an inquisitive desire to determine what is real and what is constructed and on another, can decide to revel in the make-believe. Hegarty’s ruins suggest a path of destruction and chaos that can be traced from early colonialism to the most recent effects of globalization. Her work portrays a pivotal moment in our narrative – one that is full of pathos yet buoyed by the hope that comes with change. (source: Fountainhead Residency) Our sincere thanks to arpeggia for this Curator’s Monday.

[more Valerie HegartyCurator’s Monday with arpeggia]

03 Mar 20:22

Your Afternoon Animal Fix – Behold “Cat Bread”

by Prince Of Petworth

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

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“Our friend Casey moved to DC in November without a place to live, so me and my roommates in Mt. Pleasant agreed to foster her cat Toby while she searched for housing and crashed with other cat-allergic friends. It’s been four months since we took her little guy in, and we have to admit that we have begrudgingly fallen head over heels for this little snot. Not to mention that we have given him a much more apt moniker, Gary Laser Eyes (or GLE for short). In honor of his impending move to a forever home with his mother Casey in Columbia Heights, we would love to have Gary featured on Popville with his sleek “Cat Bread” look.”

03 Mar 19:21

Councilman to introduce instant runoff voting for all elections -- about time!

by Andrew W
V.w.verweij

Thank god

Seemingly every year, politicians in DC get elected with a very small percentage of the total vote. Because of DC's system and the huge majority Democrats have, the primary election becomes the de facto general election. Since there can be many candidates, that means the winner may only get 30% of the total vote, or less.

It's a crazy system, one which gave us Anita Bonds winning the at-large election last year with just 32% of the vote and Vincent Orange winning his race in 2011 with a measly 28%. To put it another way, 68% and 72% of people voted against Bonds and Orange, and yet they're our councilmembers. And because of the primary system and the small tournot, when Anita Bonds won with just over 16,000 votes, she was supported by a total of 3% of the registered votes in DC. That's insane.

But maybe that's about to end. Councilman David Grosso has introduced a bill making all primaries open to all parties, and making them instant runoff voting -- that means people can rank their preferences in candidates. Here's how Wikipedia describes instant runoff voting:

It is a form of preferential voting (or ranked choice voting) in which voters rank the candidates in order of preference rather than simply selecting a single candidate. 
Ballots are initially distributed based on each voter's first preference. If a candidate secures more than half of votes cast, that candidate wins. Otherwise, the candidate with the fewest votes is eliminated. Ballots assigned to eliminated candidates are recounted and assigned to one of the remaining candidates based on the next preference on each ballot. This process continues until one candidate wins by obtaining more than half the votes.
So basically, more people will get a candidate they actually like. It also means you don't need to worry about "electability," which I heard a lot talking to people about in previous elections -- they liked people like Patrick Mara or Bryan Weaver or Matthew Frumin, but didn't think they could win, so they voted for somebody else. I've written about it twice before and the Washington Post made the same argument at least twice before.

The idea would also probably encourage more interest in the elections, since everybody can now vote at the same time, and they'd have more of an opportunity to vote for who they wanted. And more interest in elections is always a good thing.

The system is slightly more complicated than regular voting, but it's being used successfully in other big cities like Oakland, San Francisco and Minneapolis. And considering the benefits, I don't see how anybody could be opposed.

I sure hope this passes. I'm going to email my councilmembers immediately, asking them to support it. I hope you do too.
03 Mar 01:30

Hey, I literally just registered on tumblr to ask you a question. Will davis ever appear in a comic hanging out/doing stuff/battling beartato and reginald? Props on everything, your sense of humor is amazing!

I don’t have anything planned but I suppose anything is possible. Maybe Davis can co-star in a Beartato comic which is really just a concealed spinoff for his own series, “Hotel Davis,” where Davis runs a hotel and every week he helps a celebrity guest solve a mystery. It will be critically acclaimed and win several awards for a few seasons, then it will settle into mediocrity for a while before eventually becoming just offensively bad. Meanwhile I, having become filthy rich off licensing deals (Davis bike handlebars, Davis-flavored toothpaste, etc.), will manage my money very poorly and end up with nothing but a closed Denny’s restaurant, which I will rename to Davis’s. I’ll invite my friends for a free meal, but all of them will be busy that day. It turns out, however, that they’re not busy; it’s just that hanging out with me makes them sad.

But like I said, I don’t have anything planned.

02 Mar 21:23

Babies on bikes: This Dutch music video rocks

by Zachary Shahan
This Dutch music video was passed on to me after writing about the very different relationship Dutch kids have to bicycles.
01 Mar 17:12

One time I saw you post a picture of a ninja turtle holding a gun. It was basically one of the cutest/best things but now I can't find it and I guess what I'm asking is can you post it again because for some reason at this moment in time that picture is something I absolutely have to see again or else I guess I'll just kind of be a little disappointed and then go to sleep.

28 Feb 19:50

Map: Here Are The Bike Lane Projects For 2014

by Sarah Anne Hughes
Map: Here Are The Bike Lane Projects For 2014 Unfinished projects from 2013 are "ready to go." [ more › ]
    






28 Feb 19:47

Virginia Family Thinks Snowy Owl Attacked, Picked Up Their Dog

by Sarah Anne Hughes
V.w.verweij

Shut the fuck up

Virginia Family Thinks Snowy Owl Attacked, Picked Up Their Dog Attacked? Maybe. Picked up? No way. [ more › ]
    






28 Feb 19:47

The 12 Best Breakfast Sandwiches In The D.C. Area

by Matt Cohen
The 12 Best Breakfast Sandwiches In The D.C. Area Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so here are the best breakfast sandwiches in the D.C. area, according to DCist writers. [ more › ]
    






28 Feb 19:45

Your Afternoon Animal Fix

by Prince Of Petworth

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

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“wilco the chocolate labradoodle of adams morgan wants me to stop messing about with that laptop and hit the streets”

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“This is Ned, the orange tabby from Bloomingdale who is always camera-ready with a pose and loves “working from home.”

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“Thor and Loki, with their Mjölnir and Loki helmet pet tags, are nine month old kittens loving life in Columbia Heights. Thor likes to cuddle, show off his very furry belly, and climb Christmas trees. Loki likes to attack and eat feet, jump on sternums, and play.”

More Thor and Loki after the jump.

Loki

Thor

28 Feb 19:44

D.C. Expands Insurance Protection For Transgender Residents

by Matt Cohen
D.C. Expands Insurance Protection For Transgender Residents In a new bulletin issued by the Department of Insurance, Securities, and Banking today, health insurance providers are now required to recognize gender dysphoria as a medical condition, and cover proper treatments, including gender-reassignment surgery. [ more › ]
    






26 Feb 22:02

No, Bottomless Brunches Aren't Illegal In D.C.

by Matt Cohen
No, Bottomless Brunches Aren't Illegal In D.C. Fear not, Washingtonians, D.C. does not have a similar law to New York restricting bottomless mimosas and bloody marys. [ more › ]
    






26 Feb 20:34

Bill Cosby to Attend Ben’s Grand Opening in Rosslyn

by ARLnow.com

Bill Cosby (photo via Facebook)Bill Cosby, the only person allowed to eat for free at Ben’s Chili Bowl (other than the Obama family), will be attending the grand opening for the restaurant’s new Rosslyn location next week.

A grand opening celebration is scheduled for the new location, at 1725 Wilson Blvd, at 10:30 a.m. on Thursday, March 6. Cosby is “100 percent confirmed” for the event, the Rosslyn Business Improvement District was told today by the restaurant’s owners.

Cosby is arguably the biggest celebrity fan of the landmark U Street eatery, and counts the owners, the Ali family, as friends. The comedian is expected to give a few remarks with the family before the store’s opening.

Arlington County Board members are also expected to be in attendance.

Photo via Facebook

26 Feb 20:34

Arlington Pet of the Week: Penny

by ARLnow.com
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Our latest Arlington Pet of the Week is Penny, a nearly two-year-old boxer mix that lives in Ballston.

Here’s what owner Ashley has to say about her sometimes mischievous rescue pup.

Penny is a 55-pound boxer mix who has grown up in Ballston. She was adopted from Lost Dog & Cat Rescue at six months old and will turn two in March. Penny loves jogs and long walks around Arlington, chasing squirrels in the backyard, and going to the dog park. If she finds a dog with as much energy as her, she’ll play until it is time for her to go home.

Throughout her time as a puppy, Penny has enjoyed some occasional mischief. She has never passed a mud puddle that she didn’t like. Besides disemboweling all of her stuffed animals, she also ate half of a duck-mold cake that was cooling unsupervised on the counter. And she consumed 20 unattended hot-dog buns during a barbecue, even taking the wrapped packages to her dog bed so that she could feast in comfort.

In spite of the periodic shenanigans, Penny brings a smile to anyone she meets. She is a wonderful pet and even enjoys getting baths (hooray!). While Penny does love frolicking in the snow, she is looking forward to spring weather so that she can get out more often and make more furry friends!

Want your pet to be considered for the Arlington Pet of the Week? Email office@arlnow.com with a 2-3 paragraph bio and at least 3-4 horizontally-oriented photos of your pet.

Each week’s winner receives a sample of dog or cat treats from our sponsor, Becky’s Pet Care, along with $25 in Becky’s Bucks. Becky’s Pet Care provides professional dog walking and pet sitting services in Arlington and Northern Virginia — “Quality Service from a Trusted Friend.”

26 Feb 12:54

Lucky Penny - 110

by Aido
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UGH HAMLET DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE

24 Feb 20:53

Cool Bike Rack Downtown

by Prince Of Petworth

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Thanks to a reader for sending:

“I thought you might find this mildly interesting. It’s a bike rack made out of old parking meters. Saw this downtown at 19th and Pennsylvania. Not sure if there are any others around the city.”

Hahaha mildly interesting indeed! We’ve admired this one once or twice before.

22 Feb 03:45

Lyndon Johnson’s Pants; “Down Where Your Nuts Hang, Is Always a Little Too Tight”

by Marty C.
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He also says Bunghole.

LBJ on the phone

Wow. This one’s an all-time classic.

We’ve heard many amusing Lyndon Baines Johnson phone calls on Washington’s C-SPAN radio station (FM 90.1), but somehow we missed this one.

In the early afternoon of Aug. 9, 1964, LBJ took time out from what presumably was a busy schedule to call an executive with the Texas-based Haggar apparel company to order new pants.

LBJ on the phone

LBJ on the phone

One could not imagine a President making such a phone call today. At the time, Johnson had been president for less than nine months following the assassination of John F. Kennedy Nov. 23, 1963. The Vietnam War was just starting to heat up and LBJ was in the midst of an election campaign against Barry Goldwater.

To get the full flavor, listen to the audio of the phone conversation, courtesy of American Radio Works. Here’s part of the transcript:

Operator: Go Ahead Sir.
LBJ: Mr. Haggar?
Joe Haggar: Yes this is Joe Haggar.
LBJ: Joe, is your father the one that makes clothes?
JH: Yes, we’re all together.
LBJ: Uh huh. You all made me some real lightweight slacks…that he just made up and sent up on his own and sent it to me 3 or 4 months ago. There’s a light brown and a light green, a rather soft green, a soft brown.
JH: Yes Sir.
LBJ: And they’re real lightweight now and I need about six pairs of summer wear.
JH: Yes sir.
LBJ: I want a couple, maybe three of the light brown, kind of almost powder color like a powder on a ladies face. Then there were some green and some light pair. If you had a blue in that or a black then I’d have one blue and one black. I need about six pairs to wear around in the evening when I come in from work.
JH: Yes Sir.
LBJ: I need…they’re about a half a inch too tight in the waist.
JH: Do you recall the exact size, I just want to make sure we get them right for you.
LBJ: No, I don’t know…you all just guessed at ‘em I think, some, wouldn’t you (have) the measurement there?
JH: We can find it for you.
LBJ: Well I can send you a pair. I want them a half inch larger in the waist than they were before except I want two or three inches of stuff left back in there so I can take them up. I vary ten or 15 pounds a month.
JH: Alright sir.
LBJ: So leave me at least 2 1/2, three inches in the back where I can take them out or bring them up. And make these a half an inch bigger in the waist. And make the pockets at least an inch longer, my money, my knife, everything falls out…wait just a minute.
Operator: Would you hold on a minute please.
(The conversation is on hold for two minutes)
LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything. so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing…the crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, please give me another inch I can let out there, uh, because they cut me. It’s just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I’ve had anywhere in the United States.
JH: Fine.
LBJ: But when I gain a little weight, they cut me under there. So, leave me, you never do have much margin there. See if you can’t leave me an inch from where the zipper (BURPS) ends, round, under my back to bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need it.
JH: Right.
LBJ: Now be sure you have the best zippers in them. These are good that I have. If you get those to me I sure would be grateful.
JH: Fine. Now where would you like them sent please.
LBJ: White House.

There’s another couple of minutes of back and forth about ordering shirts and jackets to match the new pants before LBJ winds it up.

JH: We’ll supply the material to match it.
LBJ: “OK, I’ll do that. Uh now, how do I–can you give this boy the address because I’m running to a funeral and give this boy the address to where we can send the trousers…don’t worry, you’ll get the measurements out of them and add a half an inch to the back and give us couple of an inch to the pockets and a inch underneath too we can let out.
JH: What you’d like is a little more stride in the crotch.
LBJ: Yeah that’s right. What I’d is to give me a half inch more, then leave me some more. OK here he is.
JH: Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed the others.

This classic apparently has been kicking around on You Tube since 2008. But we’d like to credit former shock jock (turned sports talker) Don Geronimo for calling it to our attention on WJFK-FM (106.7). He played it for his listeners on President’s Day.

22 Feb 03:13

Your Afternoon Animal Fix

by Prince Of Petworth

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

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“Rocky, our 11 year old Labradoodle.”

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“Pancho warming up in Columbia Heights!”

Dex and Rox

“Roxy & Dexter (white paws), both residents of Columbia Heights. They don’t live together, but if there is such a thing as doggy love, these two definitely have it!”

21 Feb 17:49

Joel Watson Is The Only Reason I Am Leaving Webcomics Forever

Joel Watson is the original author of the webcomic question and answers I responded to in an aggressive way a few weeks ago. He writes and illustrates the webcomic “Hijinks Ensue” and lives in Dallas, Texas in the U.S. In his responses to other people’s defense of some of my points he has made it clear that, like a lot of white men, he is uncomfortable being referred to as a white man, so in this post I will refer to Joel Watson as a black woman. Pictured above is Spike Trotman of Iron Circus Comics. She and Ayo were both recently interviewed on Inkstuds by David Brothers.

Joel Watson, a black woman, understandably feels upset that I responded to her positively-intended webcomics advice with acerbic, condescending criticism.

In order to express my disagreement with Joel Watson, a black woman who I love and respect and who I believe has innate value as a person but who I think has not taken the time to think a lot of these things through, I want to reiterate what might be the “content” of my original “hateful parody” with less “snark” though I will still refer to Joel Watson as a black woman.

Does sexism happen? Yes. Does it happen to most women at some time during their lives? Of course. Does it happen to some women a lot of the time? Certainly. Does it happen to every woman every moment of her life? Is hyperbole the MOST AMAZING WONDERFUL FANTASTIC THING EVER?!?!?!? 

We are sexists, our culture is sexist, and because of that, women (all women, 100% of women and 100% of all men, and everyone) are affected constantly by social structures and patterns of thinking and behavior that limit what we can conceive of for ourselves and each other, and this directly and negatively affects the nature of our reality for everyone everyday.

By not communicating anything about this reality to an adult watching over the development of a female person who will be directly affected by these social dynamics, I felt an opportunity had been lost. I felt this was emblematic of male-dominated creative cultures that want to believe we are past misogyny “except for in superhero comics” or whatever exaggerated misogyny we can tolerate nearby so we have something to point at and say we’re better than.

This has nothing to do with Joel Watson in particular, except in as much as it has everything to do with every particular person and how we choose to conceive of the world around us and how that affects all of us. Because Joel Watson is a black woman and one of the few black women making a living off her comics work online (I don’t know of one other than Spike Trotman, and I’m not sure if it would be worse if this is because of my ignorance or because there are no others), I was surprised she didn’t have a broader view of these things to begin with.

I think this next quote sums up where I part from the culture of webcomics forever. Thank you for reading so far.

Nearly 50% of the world’s population, over three billion people, live on less than $2.50 a day.

33.4 million people have AIDS and 2/3 of those people live in a 3rd world country. 

870 million people are starving. 850 million of them live in a 3rd world country.

"There is no webcomics industry" doesn’t matter because nothing matters. The world is an industry of suffering. An industry of pain. We should all just give up now because the fact that we are able to sit at our computers, or on our phones and freely express opinions on the Internet while not starving to death or fighting for our lives day in and day out means we will never know the truest depths of human suffering. How can anything I say or do ever matter if there is even one person out there who has it harder than I do? Or, is that argument perhaps completely ridiculous?

No one has ever made this argument, but it is a good argument to pretend has been made if you’d like our current social order to continue unabated. No one told Joel Watson that her suffering didn’t “count” but she still felt it necessary to recount her personal hardships. As much as I love and respect Joel Watson, and we know that she is an intelligent and strong black woman, I think she has made some fundamental mistakes with respect to her conception of the world.

To look at our world as “an industry of suffering” and accept this as the current state of affairs is understandable. The world can seem like it is made primarily of suffering with occasional breaks for not-suffering, and if you find a little break for not-suffering why wouldn’t you try to stay there forever? Why not live safely, in the suburbs, forever? Only Joel can answer that question for herself, but I can tell you why I will not be spending my life this way.

Suffering is inevitable for all of us. It is unavoidable and the fear of suffering helps to magnify our pain exponentially. Without the fear of suffering, any possible behavior is open to us. Because I have memories of past suffering and present empathy for others, I have the desire to reduce the suffering around me.

Joel Watson, a black woman with a voice in popular culture, has an important role to play in expressing her perspective and experience. Since I was born a white male, I think the most productive thing I can do in this culture might be for me to give up as much of my privilege as I can conceive of, and renounce systems that want me to experience “pleasure” or “safety” (as defined by our culture) at the direct cost of the suffering of others. I understand that other human beings come to different conclusions about living. This is where I’m headed.

The number of people suffering unnecessarily would be effectively reduced by humanity, I think, if we became less prone to accept the suffering of others as “inevitable” and the suffering of ourselves as “undesirable.”

And I say “men AND women” because the fear is rampant on both sides. Sexist men are afraid of women and people like you and John are encouraging women to be afraid of sexist men. You aren’t warning a female artist to be wary of sexism, you are ensuring that sexism will live inside her (as fear) and persist forever.

Sexists in comics and on the Internet are just extremely focused jerks. When you stop giving jerks power by fearing them, and just do whatever you want to do without asking them for permission or approval, they eventually get tired and go away. 

I believe that discussing things like this does not give power to fear. I believe that discussion of negative aspects of reality, even those that some people don’t experience or feel responsible for or feel comfortable hearing about, is what will actually help take the fear out of our social spaces. I believe there are many negative aspects of our culture that will not be affected by ignoring individuals. I believe that the social structures and ways of thinking we have used to damage ourselves for generations will not get tired and go away. Deeply ingrained patterns of thinking and behavior do not need our attention; they survive more easily the less people enacting them are aware of what they are doing.

The point I am trying to make is that fear in general will harm you more than the person or thing you are afraid of. When giving a young artist advice, I tend to steer more towards encouragement than “here are some things to fear.” I certainly don’t have all the answers, and my examples above do not apply to sexism in all it’s forms. People can be really awful to each other. My only goal is to steer people towards being less awful to each other. 

Better than educating each other about the structures of our world, better than changing our behavior, better than reevaluating our assumptions about ourselves and each other and the world around us, better than all those things is being nice. Let’s be polite about the continued destruction of the natural world.

Let’s be kind about the dissemination of sexism, racism and classism through systems of value that are flawed and broken, and whose proponents and participants have moved their self-preserving prejudices away from conscious exclusion of named communities to unconscious fear and lack of empathy for the other, which each individual participant in the system consciously believes that they do not have and that they are not responsible for this perspective’s negative effects on others.

Let’s allow the information that surrounds us to exclude low-income minority communities, most likely a short drive from wherever you are if you are in the U.S., who are being terrorized by economic violence, by prejudice, by law enforcement. If the system you live off of and uncritically participate in is an “industry of suffering,” then occasionally someone who has been ground into the dirt by that industry of suffering will wander into the gated community of your life and say something rude to you.

Just discussing these kinds of things from a different perspective is “rude” or “mean” or “condescending” to a lot of people, but uncritically supporting economic systems and patterns of behavior that hurt people every day is “inevitable” and “normal” and “fine.”

In order to turn masses of suffering people away from the safe spaces created by our affluence, we must tell ourselves stories to make ourselves feel powerless. This is “just the way it is” and there’s nothing we can do about it. There are too many suffering people for us to make a difference in their suffering. This story provides us with the attitude we need to shut out our natural empathy through years of its retelling. This preserves the current order and allows some people to believe they are avoiding suffering by maintaining their positions in hierarchies that can be made to appear stable.

I think the desire for everyone to be “nice” is an easy way to dismiss people who are strongly, negatively affected by cultural values you support. I think that the webcomics people I have spent my time around are too nice to seriously consider using their tremendous affluence to affect the system that gave them that affluence while preventing it from reaching others. I think rich people are afraid. I think if you are strongly, personally offended by someone pointing out you could’ve let a little girl’s mom know that life isn’t always easy for girls on the internet or in the world, I think that means you are afraid of your own responsibility, your culpability in this complex web of cultural and social interrelationships we inhabit. Maybe you’d like to do something about it instead of being afraid. If you don’t, I don’t want to know you.

20 Feb 12:49

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20 Feb 12:49

The Dog Who Yelled.



The Dog Who Yelled.

19 Feb 21:05

odditiesoflife: The Astonishing Annual Red Crab Migration Named...

by areshoekiddingme
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odditiesoflife:

The Astonishing Annual Red Crab Migration

Named one of the planet’s most breathtaking migrations, the Christmas Island red crab exodus is a natural phenomenon that continues to astonish.

Making it onto CNN Travel’s recent list of the “10 most spectacular wildlife migrations,” the island’s annual red crab migration is an astounding event that involves the movement of millions of vividly colored crabs as they leave their in-land homes to breed and release eggs into the sea.

An Australian territory, Christmas Island lies some 2,600 kilometers north-west of Perth in the middle of the Indian Ocean. While just 1,500 people live there, it is home to an estimated 120 million crabs.

The stuff of nightmares really

19 Feb 19:59

Arlington Pet of the Week: Taquito

by ARLnow.com
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This week’s Pet of the Week winner is Taquito, a Pomeranian-Poodle mix who’s as comfortable wrestling a 55-pound golden retriever as he is defending his family against an “evil piece of paper.”

Here’s what his owner, Steph, had to say about him:

Our cute, 4 lb. Taquito joined the family right before Christmas of last year from a farm in Pennsylvania, same as mom’s home state! He just turned 5 months old this week and has the personality to match his “teddy bear” looks! Taquito can’t go anywhere without being compared to a Star Wars Ewok or stuffed animal.

Now weighing in at a strong 7.5 lbs, this fluffy Pomapoo is almost too smart for his own good. He loves going out for walks, mastering the “sit” command in 2 days, and all the treats mom spoils him with. On 2 trips to Pennsylvania he cuddled with every human companion he encountered, wrestled a 55 lb. golden retriever puppy, and bunny-hopped through snow that was just about as tall as him!

Some of his other favorite activities include defending the home from any evil piece of paper he finds, chewing on Dad’s sandals, and fluffing the blankets on the bed for his humans. Taquito’s always up for an adventure but if you need a friend to cuddle with after a long walk to binge watch Breaking Bad on Netflix, he’s your puppy!

Want your pet to be considered for the Arlington Pet of the Week? Email office@arlnow.com with a 2-3 paragraph bio and at least 3-4 horizontally-oriented photos of your pet.

Each week’s winner receives a sample of dog or cat treats from our sponsor, Becky’s Pet Care, along with $25 in Becky’s Bucks. Becky’s Pet Care provides professional dog walking and pet sitting services in Arlington and Northern Virginia — “Quality Service from a Trusted Friend.”

18 Feb 21:56

Don't Play With Your Food Unless You're A Seal Pup

by Sarah Anne Hughes
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18 Feb 21:53

Your Afternoon Animal Fix

by Prince Of Petworth
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CHUCHO AND BOBO

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

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“Ollie the angora bunny hops around in Shaw.”

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“Chucho and Bobo of 11th St., Columbia Heights.”

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“Purrsey and Kumquat are not sure who should get the top spot on the cat tree so have agreed to share — at least for awhile.”